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Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.
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He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.
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So I found out the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.
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His wife just reached out to me.
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Welcome to the meat market.
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The single scene is a slaughterhouse, and we are here to devour it.
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We are your hosts.
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I'm Lindsay.
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I'm Jess.
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And today's sizzling single is Kayla.
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Welcome.
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Hi.
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So you're an exotic dancer.
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Have you ever dated a customer?
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Um, no.
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I didn't.
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No, I don't want to talk about that.
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So I'll tell you, but my daughter's father, I met him at Lay Girls.
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But I don't want to talk about him because we have a really good relationship and I like his fiance too.
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And so and like the co-parenting, you don't want to have parenting situations.
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Yeah, for sure.
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So no one else?
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No other stuff.
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No.
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Do you get a lot of guys hitting on you, a lot of customers hitting on you?
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I bet you do.
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Yeah, so I wear, but I wear eight-inch stilettos, right?
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So a lot of men are like, you're too tall.
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And I'm like, all you heard is you just don't have enough money.
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It's fucking weird.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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That's funny.
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But no, there's yeah, there's a lot of short guys like me, and they're like, oh fuck.
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And I'm like, so that's funny.
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Do you have a lot of regulars?
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No, I don't.
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Okay.
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I think I just don't like talking to strangers, like, and I'm not like, oh, hey, there.
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Like I've had people be like, are you gonna flirt with me?
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I'm like, no, are you gonna give me money?
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And they're like, either they're like yes or no, and then they just go to the next person who says yes.
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Yeah.
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I always think it's funny when guys are like, Oh yeah, she really likes me.
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Yeah, it's like I don't think she does.
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She likes your money, honey.
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I'm always like, Are you in love with me yet?
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Do you have like a dance routine?
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How does that work?
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Do you have like the same routine that you do?
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Um, no, because I do a bunch of really cool poll tricks.
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I used to do like tandem tricks with my friends, and I did a couple of the amateur nights at Jaguars, which are sketchy.
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But sketchy?
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Yeah.
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Have you been there?
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No.
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It's on the it's on the west, though.
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Jaguar Jags is where I ran into my friend's husband.
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Oh, I remember that story.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And she did not know he was there.
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Oh, well.
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Yeah.
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What a weird place to be.
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Yeah.
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So you can do the poll tricks.
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Because I, for a bachelorette party, I did a poll class, and that's tough.
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Oh my god, you have to be strong.
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It's uh it took a lot to build up the like you use muscles that you did not know you had.
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And that's sometimes you're like sore as fuck, and there's like uh just bruises.
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Isn't that like a workout class they offer pole dancing to as a workout?
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Yeah, I think it actually does, it takes a lot of skill to be able to do the pole really well.
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Yeah.
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Well, did you see that movie?
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Was it Hustlers with J Lo and she did all her own pole tricks?
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She was freaking amazing.
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That movie's accurate.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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There's another show, P Valley.
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Have you ever watched that show?
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And it's about, I think they're in Atlanta, maybe in the clubs, and they do a lot of poll stuff.
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And it's like, it's crazy.
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The the it's uh it's athletic.
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Like you have to be super athletic and strong, I feel like, to do yeah, to do poll stuff.
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So, question Does some has anyone made made you an offer you can't refuse?
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Like I I heard that some clients will be like, hey, for X amount of dollars, can you take me to the back room or will you come home with me?
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Does that happen often?
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Um all the time, yeah.
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Yeah, it's always like they're always like sloppy and drunk though, and you're like, this is not gonna end well for nobody.
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So yeah, but no, they we do private showrooms, uh, and so I'm always like we'll have so much fun back here.
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We just you know it's for everybody's safety.
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So smart.
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But they do spend a lot of money at where I work at though.
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So I know I talk to other girls at like the Phoenix Clubs and stuff, and they yeah, I tell them how much I make and they're like, no way.
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And I'm like, okay.
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And you and Stockstyle?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Have you ever thought of guys going to Vegas?
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I know a couple people that fly to Vegas just for the weekends to to dance there because the money's so good.
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So I went and applied at in Vegas and they hired my two friends and told me I could be a cocktail waitress.
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What?
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But then also girls like are banging people for$1,500 there, and like I'm not gonna compete with that when I can they pay me like a thousand dollars just to kick in a room.
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Like, yeah, still like that.
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I feel like it's a fine line between.
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I just feel I've been so spoiled here because like somebody paid me 10 grand to play twister with another girl.
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And then like somebody paid me 10 grand to teach him how to do poll tricks, like, and so I don't like with my clothes on, like, I'm chilling.
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Like, so why am I gonna go bang somebody for$1,500 when I'll just wait, I'll take a thousand no's for that one yes.
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Like, play naked twister for$10,000.
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Yeah, like with a girl, he was chilling, like yeah, that's hilarious.
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So, what is the biggest tip you've ever received?
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Um, I think so.
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The other day, me and two other girls got like$25,000 or something like that.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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For my thing, or did you have to do something?
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No, just dancing and hanging out and like yeah, just fucking around.
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Like, we're just weird, and they're like, I don't know, she's like rubbing her feet on his face and shit.
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I'm in the wrong business.
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Yeah, I know, right?
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My one friend, the most I've ever heard of somebody making, she made$150 grand in one night.
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Wow.
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Of a one guy.
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Doing what?
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I don't know.
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From but it was it was at the club though.
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So like Oh wow.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Which is crazy.
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That is crazy.
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Yeah, I was like, shut the fuck up.
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Do you see a lot of crazy stuff when you're working?
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Um, I mean, I've been in the industry for 15 years, so I've seen a lot of things.
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Like, what are some crazy stories?
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Um, like, well, girls like fighting.
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I don't think that oh, I saw a Doryman knock somebody guy out or knock a guy out with put hitting him over the head with a bottle.
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And then you tried, he turned around and he was like, he came in second, and that's my favorite line ever.
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That's hilarious! Like an like, did the bottle break?
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Everywhere, yeah.
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And then he hit the floor and it was over.
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He should have just handed him the bottle like he asked.
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Like wow, that's funny.
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Do you get couples that come in?
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Yeah, I just danced for a couple last night.
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They just moved here from like North Carolina or something and they were really sweet.
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Like, there's not there's not things like that there, I don't think.
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No, probably not.
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Do you find that it's good?
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Like, is it how do you see like healthy cup healthy relationships in couples, or do you feel like when couples come into the strip clubs, it's because there's problems, issues.
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You can you can usually tell.
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Okay.
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Like if they're out having a good night, or yeah, you can, yeah.
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But I feel like it goes back and forth.
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I don't know them personally, but I can usually pick them up and be like, they're not having a good time.
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And I don't want to hang out with them.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Cause yeah, then the girl's gonna be weird and I'll like that shit.
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Bitch, I like you too.
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Yeah.
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So are there so there are still exotic dancers out there?
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Because I heard that a lot of them quit to do OnlyFans because they can make just as much money from their own home as they can at the club.
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There's so many dancers.
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There are, there's tons, lots of them.
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Yeah, have you found that a lot of the girls that you work with also do OnlyFans on the side?
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Um, some of them do.
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I don't know why more more of them don't, but I think they're just like, I just don't want the videos in.
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That's true videos out there.
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Because you can never fully delete that stuff from the internet.
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And even if you delete them, what who has saved them on their phone?
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Yeah, it went with a watermark.
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Oh, so fucking what?
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Yeah, exactly.
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They're still out there for sure.
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Do you find it's hard to date with what you do?
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Um, well, yeah, because like so like my ex-husband, he was like, you have to shut it down, but then he paid all my bills.
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So I was like, okay.
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Yeah, you know, so I feel like if they're gonna take care of everything, then fine.
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I don't I don't need to do it anymore.
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Yeah.
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Make me not have to do it.
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Love that.
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But yeah, other than that, yeah, most of them hate it.
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Yeah.
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How long were you with your ex-husband?
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Five years.
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Okay.
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If you don't mind me asking, why did that end?
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Cheating?
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Well, yeah, he cheated on me with a bunch of people and men and things and a bunch of other things.
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Yeah, plot twist.
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It gets worse.
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Wow.
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But didn't but didn't want you dancing.
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No.
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So I don't want you dancing, but no, and he made me close my OnlyFans, right?
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And then started his own cam site.
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What?
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Yeah.
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How I was like, what he made you quit dancing, he made you shut your OnlyFans account down, but then he's out there cheating with his webcam show.
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Yes.
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Wow.
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With men, with men.
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Sounds like a jewel.
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I know.
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Old ladies in Applebee's parking lots and things like that.
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Crazy part.
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Oh my gosh.
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Was that here?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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That's crazy.
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So many landmarks.
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Never eat Applebee's again.
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Oh shit.
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Oh so do you have Anony Fans?
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I do now, yeah.
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I started again because fuck him.
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Yeah, good.
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Good for you.
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How long have you been divorced?
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Um, I'm technically still married.
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Okay.
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So you're working through that.
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That's also fucking problematic.
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Yeah.
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Are you on the dating apps?
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Um, no, I don't really like talking to people so much, honestly.
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Yeah.
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How do you prefer to meet then?
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In person.
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Because I don't like talking on the phone or anything like that either.
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So, like the last guy I was seeing, we met at a karaoke night.
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Okay.
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Do you sing?
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Nope.
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I saw one of your TikTok videos and you have a good voice.
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When I'm by myself, because then I get nervous when I'm in front of people.
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I'm like, Yeah.
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So but my friend, she does karaoke and she sings.
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She does like a like a Amy Winehouse thing, and she's really good.
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And so I go and hang out with her and she hypes me up, and you know, it's very good.
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So going back to the OnlyFans, have you had a guy request something crazy from you?
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Like, I'll give you 600 bucks to like we had a girl that someone paid her thousands of dollars to walk in horse poop barefoot.
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Like, have you ever had anyone do that?
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No, not like that.
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No, they're just, you know, they're just like, I want to watch you get realed, and I don't really sell stuff like that, so it's like really expensive.
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And either they're like, Well, they settle for less or they go away.
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Or they pay me the money.
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But no, I'm already like asking for a lot.
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And so they're like, Yeah.
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Are you solo on your OnlyFans or do you like make videos with other people?
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I've only made videos with one person.
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Okay.
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But and I don't really show anything on my thing.
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I've had people be like, you charge a lot of money for nothing.
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And I'm like, because everything I sell is like it's directly to you.
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Like, I'm not sending it to everybody.
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Like, if you want something, then we can talk about it.
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But I'm not just gonna show my asshole to all you people.
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Yeah because it's cute.
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Yeah, right.
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You have a mate to order.
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Yep.
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I'm like, my XX content starts at like$500, and then it's just like only for you though.
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So like, but if you make enough money dancing, it's like, why do you need then to sell yourself shorts?
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Yeah.
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OnlyFans like you don't, and you know what I mean?
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It's not your own.
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Yeah, especially because I do so much less there.
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And the people who follow me on OnlyFans, I have like 16 solid followers here because they love me.
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Yeah, and that's great.
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Yeah, and then every couple people come and go, but they're there just to, you know, be nice to me.
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And I love that.
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Those people should be like nice to me.
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Do you hear any rude comments at work or have any guys that are just dicks?
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Oh, yeah.
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They're all drunk, and most of them are pricks.
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Like I can imagine.
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Yeah.
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Um, I had one really old, like he was like 50 or 60.
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He was like missing teeth and like fat.
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And he looked at me, he's like, How old are you?
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And I was like, You don't have any teeth.
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Oh my god.
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I was too old for him.
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You know, girls.
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It's like pedophile behavior.
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So I saw on your TikTok that you're you date women as well, or you want to date women?
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So I used to only date girls, and I was with a girl for three years before.
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I used to dress like a whole ass dike, like shave head, boy pants, boxers, wife beaters all day.
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Oh my god, yeah.
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I know, I was like, yeah, plot twists all day.
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So, and I was like, then I've been having a hard time with men because men just be men and it's frustrating.
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And so then I saw some hot dike, like dykes on TikTok, and I was like, maybe almost for me.
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So you go both ways, yeah.
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So I wasn't because like threesomes with my exes kind of went south all of the time because they're fucking skanks, all of them, including the men.
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So you have threesomes with men and women?
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Okay, mostly women, yeah.
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But yeah, then I stopped being a woman because they're crazy.
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And then yes, we are.
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Yeah, and then I was like, I'm the only crazy one, and then men are also crazy and dumb.
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And then so I'm like, maybe I'll just go back to just crazies.
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That's hilarious.
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What type of women are you attracted to?
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So if you were more of like a butch lesbian, maybe before, are you attracted to more feminine?
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No, the girl I was dating at the time was also like dikey, too.
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Okay, but she was like this little Mexican girl.
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I think I might like Mexicans.
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Okay, okay.
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Do you like Mexican men too?
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No.
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Or just women?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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So your type, your type's very different whether you're dating a woman or a man.
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Yeah, I think so.
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So what's your ideal man?
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Mmm, one that's not a fuck boy.
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Uh I don't know.
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So, like, if you saw my dating history, you'd be like, girl, are you all right?
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Like, because I have like uh no tattoos, cosmetic salesman, then corporate guy, and then tattooed guy, and then face tattoos.
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So is it all about the personality or the size of the prize?
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Well, no, it's usually the personality, and then they're just liars.
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So that's like whoever's like nice to me, you know, like nicest, nicer than everybody else.
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And then like they're nice for like three months, and then like their like real personalities come out and like they say three months after three months.
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That's the thing.
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The truth comes out.
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Yeah.
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Do you have any deal breakers?
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Um if you're like mannerless, I cannot handle that.
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Like if you don't say please and thank you, or you're like rude to people in public, like we're gonna fight.
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So you also make soap, right?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, you do?
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Yeah.
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I make uh tallow-based soap, and I just made this this like hair growth pomade stuff and dry shampoo and a dry shampoo, what?
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Yeah, and toothpaste, and I feel like I make some other stuff.
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I make a bunch of shadow on it.
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Is it all made with tallow?
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That's it's so that's so trendy right now.
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It is a beef tallow.
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Top two.
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Is it?
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Yeah.
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I haven't tried it yet, but they say it's like it's really good for your skin.
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Um, because it's more bioavailable, it like matches the oils and stuff your body already produces.
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So it's a really good carrier oil.
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I made like a CBD topical for like pain relief and stuff too.
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So it makes it like I'm sorry, better for you.
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How did you get into that?
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Uh, I wanted to use tallow so bad and it kept making me break out, so I was like, I'm gonna figure out how to make it work better.
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So I started infusing it with like calendula flour and rosemary and like uh antibacterial type stuff.
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Um, and now so I can use that.
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And then I was like, lotion was boring to make, and soap you can blow things up with it.
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And I did that, and um, I really like that because it's dangerous, and so I was like, hell yeah.
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So then I just love it.
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And I make little like skulls and anatomical hearts, and then it helps a lot of people.
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I'm not a doctor, by the way, but I I've had people who have eczema and stuff really bad have been using it, and they said that's like the only thing that's helped them a lot.
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So wow.
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Uh do you sell this?
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Oh, do you so you have uh Instagram?
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Yeah, it's breaking baddie.
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Oh, I love that.
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That's hilarious.
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I was gonna do Gray Family Farms on the internet, it was like, that's a dumb name, do this.
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And I was like, okay.
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Yes, chat GPT.
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I took a poll on Instagram and everybody was like, stupid name.
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So I was like, okay, well, that's fair.
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Cause I and then I was like, well, maybe it can be like between like Breaking Bad and Harley Quinn, because like I have face tattoos, you know.
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That's cute.
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That is cute.
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Like that.
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So are you looking to get married, have more kids?
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Yeah, I would like one more kid, and I I'm meant to be a wife.
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I like to cook and I make shit at home.
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I make like spices and everything.
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Do you have two?
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Do you have two kids right now?
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How old are you more?
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My daughter's 10 and my son is six.
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Okay.
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And they're super cool.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And so if you were to marry someone, uh would you be willing to be a stay-at-home mom?
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Stay-at-home mom?
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah.
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You'd be willing to quit your Yeah, if I could like hang out and make pies and like hang out with the kids all day, yeah.
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Like, I already volunteer at like anything the school needs help with.
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I volunteer at that and I go chaperon all the field trips for both of my kids.
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And so, like, you know, I just lose money that way.
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Do you how do you feel?
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Do parents, do like dads ever recognize you?
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Or do you ever feel like the parents at the school are like, oh my god, that's so-and-so's mom.
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She's a dancer at oh, you know what?
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I give them my Instagram.
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You know why?
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Because stock me.
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Like?
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Because stock me.
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I'm a great mom and I'm funny, so be my friend or don't be.
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I don't give a shit.
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Yeah, no, they definitely um, you know, some of the moms, like they don't, they're like, I look different than them.
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My kids go to a private school, and so they're like all they all have money and they're all like really dressed well, and like I show up like sometimes a little bit crazy looking, but like they're usually relatively friendly, you know?
00:17:15.599 --> 00:17:17.920
Yeah, but they don't want to hang out with me.
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But you can start talking about you and they're all hanging out together.
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Like my kids are learning, and that's all they're gonna do.
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Yeah, oh yeah, the moms at gymnastics, too.
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Like, only like a handful want to be my friends, which is dumb because I want to be everybody's stories.
00:17:32.079 --> 00:17:33.440
That's so funny.
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Women are the worst.
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So, what are your hobbies?
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What do you do in your free time?
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I like to go hiking, I hang out with my dogs.
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My kids and I go on adventures all the time, and I just like making stuff.
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I always find new things to make.
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Like, I'm refurbishing some chairs right now, they're gonna look super cool.
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You're so crafty and like you'd be the ideal trad wife, right?
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Seeing somebody.
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I'm like how do you feel about dating while you're still legally married?
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Oh, I don't give a shit.
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Fuck him.
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Are you still legally married?
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Yeah, we're like in the middle of a divorce and he's just awful.
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And he's already engaged to someone else?
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No, no, that's the the baby daddy.
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Oh, oh, okay.
00:18:15.759 --> 00:18:16.400
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So I have two baby daddies and an ex-husband.
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Got yeah, okay.
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Me and my baby daddy's co-parent real well though, so that's nice.
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Both of them, you co-parent well.
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Oh, that's you know why?
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Because I'm a good person.
00:18:26.799 --> 00:18:27.519
Yeah, yeah.
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It's important.
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Yeah.
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Have you ever walked out mid-date?
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Yeah, actually, I thought so.
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When I answered that question, I was like, perfect story for this.
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I was like, so there was this guy I was infatuated for like 10 years with, right?
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And but he was married, so like nothing ever happened.
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And then I ran into him.
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Um and then he invited me out to go to a bar, right?
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And since I was in the I was in the middle of a divorce, this is recent.
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He was like hanging out with me for a second and then went and hit on other girls in front of me, right?
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And I was like, what the fuck?
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And he's like, You're still you're still married.
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I was like, I'm in the middle of a divorce.
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Like, and he was like, I don't, it makes me feel uncomfortable.
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And so I kept hitting on her in front of me.
00:19:05.839 --> 00:19:06.480
So I left, right?
00:19:06.640 --> 00:19:10.079
And then I hit him up like a couple weeks later, you know, because why not?
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And then um, we're like walking, and I was like, hey, I didn't like that you fucking did that.
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Like I told you I was in the middle of the divorce, and like you invited me to come hang out.
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And he was like, Are you gonna shut your mouth and we're gonna get through this date or not?
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And I was like, What the fuck did you just say to me?
00:19:26.079 --> 00:19:28.079
And he he was like, All right, what what are you gonna do?
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And I just walked away from him, left him in the middle of the street.
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Good.
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And he was like, Are you fucking kidding me?
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And I was like, suck it.
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He knew that you were going through a divorce on that first date.
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So why did he take you out if it made him uncomfortable?
00:19:41.200 --> 00:19:42.880
Because he's fucking retarded.
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Oh my god.
00:19:45.279 --> 00:19:51.759
Oh, that one really actually pisses me off because I'm like, I well, all I want to do is bang him for like 10 years, and then you're a fucking asshole.
00:19:51.920 --> 00:19:52.000
Right.
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Were you at a were you at a bar?
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Or what kind of environment were you in?
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So he went and hit on someone.
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His friend was like DJing at this hotel.
00:20:00.079 --> 00:20:02.640
So it was like a small hotel bar where he knows everybody.
00:20:02.720 --> 00:20:06.720
So now I'm he knows all these people and you do that embarrassing shit in front of all of your friends.
00:20:06.960 --> 00:20:07.200
Yeah.
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And like not to be mean to her, but like way hotter than her.
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It's almost like he did it's almost like he did it on purpose.
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I bet he almost like a prick.
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You know what I mean?
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Like it seems a little calculated.
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Yeah.
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Do you have any other crazy first date stories?
00:20:24.559 --> 00:20:27.279
Um I always draw a blanket.
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I'm like, let's see.
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Oh, the worst date.
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Have you ever been catfished?
00:20:32.480 --> 00:20:34.319
No, I usually meet people in person.
00:20:34.960 --> 00:20:36.720
What kind of man are you looking for?
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Like, what would your ideal guy be?
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Like a gangster cowboy.
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Really?
00:20:42.160 --> 00:20:42.319
Yeah.
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Like just as if like a cow was like kind of like a thug.
00:20:45.279 --> 00:20:46.079
Uh wow.
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Maybe maybe like a face tattoo or something.
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So you're like a bit of a bad boy?
00:20:50.799 --> 00:20:51.039
Yeah.
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Trader can meet that.
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You ready for it?
00:20:54.480 --> 00:20:55.039
I'm ready for it.
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I need some advice.00:21:09.279 --> 00:21:14.720
I found a photo of another woman saved in my boyfriend's hidden album.00:21:14.960 --> 00:21:18.319
I don't want to assume anything, but it made me uncomfortable.00:21:18.480 --> 00:21:21.440
How would you bring this up in a calm and healthy way?00:21:22.319 --> 00:21:29.599
So she found pictures of I found a photo of another woman saved in my boyfriend's hidden album.00:21:30.799 --> 00:21:33.359
Ask, communicate, ask what is this?00:21:34.240 --> 00:21:36.960
Also, uh in what context?00:21:37.119 --> 00:21:38.240
Like, was it a photo?00:21:38.400 --> 00:21:40.559
I guess maybe it's a hidden picture.00:21:40.720 --> 00:21:41.680
Like, was it a naked picture?00:21:41.839 --> 00:21:43.920
Was it just like a But why was it in the hidden album?00:21:44.160 --> 00:21:45.119
Why was it in the hidden album?00:21:45.359 --> 00:21:46.319
I already done that like that.00:21:46.559 --> 00:21:47.440
I was gonna say that.00:21:47.759 --> 00:21:50.799
It's in the hidden album because he was hiding it from her.00:21:50.960 --> 00:21:52.160
Why is he hiding it from her?00:21:52.319 --> 00:21:52.960
It's dodgy.00:21:53.359 --> 00:21:54.000
It is dodgy.00:21:54.240 --> 00:21:54.400
Yeah.00:21:54.559 --> 00:21:55.759
I would just ask him.00:21:56.000 --> 00:21:56.559
Yeah.00:21:56.880 --> 00:21:57.519
Yeah.00:21:57.920 --> 00:22:10.319
Because then, well, and the other thing is too, it's like, do they have the type of relationship where they do go through each other's phones, or is it gonna be because that's the other thing is is he gonna turn it then around?00:22:10.559 --> 00:22:11.440
I hate it when people do that.00:22:11.599 --> 00:22:13.680
He's for sure gonna do that, especially if he's doing something weird.00:22:13.920 --> 00:22:15.200
He's like, Well, why were you looking in there?00:22:15.680 --> 00:22:16.559
But that's not the issue.00:22:16.720 --> 00:22:17.680
I hate it when they do that.00:22:18.000 --> 00:22:18.720
That's not the issue.00:22:18.799 --> 00:22:22.480
You have something in your hidden camera in your hidden album, and it's of a female.00:22:22.640 --> 00:22:22.880
Yeah.00:22:23.119 --> 00:22:24.480
Explain why you're hiding this.00:22:24.559 --> 00:22:28.559
Yeah because if he didn't feel like he had to hide anything, it wouldn't be in the hidden album, right?00:22:29.759 --> 00:22:42.400
I feel like you can bring it up in a calm, healthy way asking about it, but I don't feel like the response is gonna be calm and healthy at that because it's clearly something that's being hidden.00:22:42.640 --> 00:22:42.880
Yeah.00:22:43.119 --> 00:22:53.920
And I feel like most men that do shit like that are gonna get defensive and yell and blow up and make you look like you're the crazy one and you're the jealous controller one who's going through my phone.00:22:54.079 --> 00:22:55.119
I feel like if it were me.00:22:55.279 --> 00:22:55.920
I am shut up.00:22:57.039 --> 00:23:00.799
If it were me, I think I'd keep it in my back pocket for a while.00:23:01.200 --> 00:23:02.720
Like I wouldn't bring it up right away.00:23:02.880 --> 00:23:03.599
You wouldn't stew?00:23:03.680 --> 00:23:04.160
Oh, I would be.00:23:04.559 --> 00:23:05.839
I'm already stressed about it.00:23:08.000 --> 00:23:09.039
I'm not a stewer.00:23:09.359 --> 00:23:10.640
I don't stew on stuff.00:23:10.880 --> 00:23:11.119
No.00:23:11.519 --> 00:23:13.119
No, I'd have to give myself time to stew.00:23:13.279 --> 00:23:15.359
I'm gonna throw your phone at the fluid medium.00:23:17.680 --> 00:23:18.880
Oh, that's hilarious.00:23:19.039 --> 00:23:20.960
Yeah, no, I think it's something I'd keep.00:23:21.119 --> 00:23:32.640
I'd keep, I'd keep and I'd be just a little bit more like vigilant about paying attention to mannerisms and if there's any other red flags.00:23:32.880 --> 00:23:33.519
So I have a question.00:23:33.680 --> 00:23:33.839
Yeah.00:23:34.000 --> 00:23:35.599
So does that dependent on the photo?00:23:35.759 --> 00:23:36.880
Because what if it's like a picture of her?00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:38.480
Also depends on the photo.00:23:39.440 --> 00:23:44.319
If it's a picture of an asshole or like her like buttons open, like no.00:23:45.279 --> 00:23:45.359
Okay.00:23:45.599 --> 00:23:47.440
So my mind immediately goes, she should be.00:23:51.920 --> 00:23:53.759
I'm like thinking a picture of another woman.00:23:53.839 --> 00:23:56.720
I'm thinking like a selfie of another woman or something like that.00:23:57.119 --> 00:23:58.319
But no bad experiences.00:23:58.720 --> 00:24:01.119
It does depend on what the picture is of.00:24:01.279 --> 00:24:07.680
Because if it's if it's just like if it's a hole of some sort, then the there that my reaction would be different.00:24:08.319 --> 00:24:11.200
I actually prefer it to be a picture of a butthole.00:24:12.960 --> 00:24:14.720
Maybe it's just something he's jerking off to.00:24:15.039 --> 00:24:15.920
It's not emotional.00:24:16.160 --> 00:24:18.480
If it's like a picture of her, you know.00:24:18.720 --> 00:24:18.960
True.00:24:19.039 --> 00:24:19.200
That is.00:24:19.599 --> 00:24:22.160
Then he's maybe really into her and emotionally cheating.00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:22.480
Yes.00:24:22.880 --> 00:24:23.119
Yes.00:24:23.200 --> 00:24:26.400
And if it's if it's a woman's butthole, it's just like it's just porn.00:24:29.200 --> 00:24:30.160
Why did you save it?00:24:31.039 --> 00:24:31.359
Right?00:24:31.440 --> 00:24:32.480
Because you can just Google it.00:24:36.480 --> 00:24:38.480
Yeah, it's a tattooed cute.00:24:38.559 --> 00:24:39.759
Why don't you want to look at it?00:24:40.400 --> 00:24:41.119
That hurt.00:24:41.359 --> 00:24:42.480
Yeah, it was awful.00:24:42.640 --> 00:24:44.480
What's it what do you ever have a tattoo of?00:24:44.640 --> 00:24:45.839
It says eat me.00:24:47.359 --> 00:24:50.079
Yeah, it's just around it like a little rainbow.00:24:50.640 --> 00:24:51.440
Did it hurt?00:24:51.599 --> 00:24:51.759
Yeah.00:24:52.240 --> 00:24:55.680
So I have a lot of tattoos, and like my other worst one, I have my toe tattooed.00:24:55.759 --> 00:24:58.559
I got it done with a single needle in a bar in Nicaragua, okay?00:24:58.960 --> 00:25:00.319
And so that was pretty bad.00:25:00.480 --> 00:25:03.039
Um, and this one, my palms were sweaty.00:25:03.200 --> 00:25:04.559
I was like, and that was an hour, okay?00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:08.400
My palms were sweaty, and I was like, I'm gonna pass out 15 minutes, guys.00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:09.359
Oh my god.00:25:09.920 --> 00:25:12.079
I'm gonna go get a put a heart around it this weekend.00:25:12.240 --> 00:25:16.480
You are yeah, because I showed my friend and she's like, honestly, I'm just really disappointed it wasn't heart.00:25:16.640 --> 00:25:17.920
And I was like, fuck me too.00:25:18.559 --> 00:25:19.680
That's a really good idea.00:25:19.839 --> 00:25:22.319
Yeah, so now I'm gonna go do that.00:25:23.200 --> 00:25:24.559
You have one on your eyelid, right?00:25:26.160 --> 00:25:27.200
This one did not hurt at all.00:25:27.359 --> 00:25:27.519
Really?00:25:27.680 --> 00:25:31.200
Except for when he did it, he like, um, I don't know, you know when they dab it, right?00:25:31.279 --> 00:25:34.240
He was like, I like the eyelid one.00:25:34.480 --> 00:25:35.599
I think it's I can't do that.00:25:35.680 --> 00:25:36.720
I think it says tattoos.00:25:36.960 --> 00:25:37.119
Yeah.00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:38.799
Because everyone's like, don't tattoo your face.00:25:38.960 --> 00:25:40.720
Like my one tattooers wouldn't do it at all.00:25:40.880 --> 00:25:42.160
And so I went and found somebody else.00:25:42.240 --> 00:25:46.240
But do you tell guys before you sleep with them that you have a tattoo on your booty hole?00:25:46.319 --> 00:25:47.119
Or is it like a surprise?00:25:47.359 --> 00:25:48.480
So I actually just got it.00:25:48.640 --> 00:25:49.119
Oh, you did?00:25:49.440 --> 00:25:49.599
Okay.00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:50.160
Okay.00:25:50.400 --> 00:25:52.640
So the tattoo artist, like, you want me to do more?00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:54.880
Like he was like, hell yeah.00:25:57.359 --> 00:26:06.319
At first, he like drew it like big and I was like, that feels really big, and it was like all the way like down both, and I was like, and then he's like, that's funny.00:26:06.480 --> 00:26:07.839
I'll show you guys later.00:26:09.599 --> 00:26:12.319
We're all gonna have a photo of her in our hidden album.00:26:21.759 --> 00:26:29.359
Hidden album and just away from my love.00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:33.039
Okay, so we're gonna discuss this article that I read.00:26:33.359 --> 00:26:37.920
The top 10 cities with the most strip clubs per capita.00:26:38.079 --> 00:26:39.119
Have you seen this?00:26:39.519 --> 00:26:40.480
I feel like I have.00:26:40.720 --> 00:26:40.960
Okay.00:26:41.119 --> 00:26:44.960
What would you say are the top 10 cities with the most strip clubs per capita?00:26:45.279 --> 00:26:47.440
Because I feel like the answer, I feel like they were weird.00:26:47.519 --> 00:26:49.920
They were like, they were super obscure cities.00:26:50.319 --> 00:26:51.279
They were like Cincinnati.00:26:51.519 --> 00:26:52.559
It's you'd never expect it.00:26:52.640 --> 00:26:54.240
So number 10 is Baltimore.00:26:54.559 --> 00:26:55.200
So random.00:26:55.359 --> 00:26:56.160
Nine is Miami.00:26:56.319 --> 00:26:58.240
I would have thought Miami would have been closer to the top.00:26:58.400 --> 00:27:00.880
I would have too, like Miami, Atlanta, Houston.00:27:01.279 --> 00:27:04.559
I would have thought like Miami, Vegas, LA, Scottsdale.00:27:04.799 --> 00:27:05.119
Yeah.00:27:05.359 --> 00:27:08.559
So Baltimore, number 10, Miami, number nine, Cleveland, number eight.00:27:08.720 --> 00:27:09.359
It was Cleveland.00:27:09.440 --> 00:27:10.400
Yeah, I was like Cincinnati.00:27:10.480 --> 00:27:11.119
No, it was Cleveland.00:27:11.359 --> 00:27:12.000
What's going on there?00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:13.519
Vegas is number seven.00:27:13.839 --> 00:27:18.000
Jacksonville, Louisville, Virginia Beach.00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:18.880
They're bored out there.00:27:19.039 --> 00:27:19.759
They got nothing to do.00:27:20.079 --> 00:27:20.799
That's actually true.00:27:20.880 --> 00:27:21.920
There's nothing else to do.00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:22.319
Yeah.00:27:22.559 --> 00:27:23.200
Yeah.00:27:23.839 --> 00:27:24.960
New Orleans.00:27:25.119 --> 00:27:25.920
That makes sense.00:27:26.160 --> 00:27:27.680
Number two is Tampa.00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:29.920
Number one is Portland, Oregon.00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:30.640
What the heck?00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:31.839
I actually knew that one.00:27:32.000 --> 00:27:32.480
You did what?00:27:32.799 --> 00:27:33.759
Like, why is that?00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:34.720
Uh, I don't know.00:27:34.880 --> 00:27:35.839
They're also bored out there.00:27:36.319 --> 00:27:39.440
No, I just know that a lot of girls go there from just like hearing it, but I never went there.00:27:39.680 --> 00:27:40.000
To dance.00:27:40.240 --> 00:27:41.039
Because the money's good?00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:42.880
Uh, I never went there because there's a lot of people there.00:27:42.960 --> 00:27:43.680
A lot of strippers.00:27:43.839 --> 00:27:44.559
Lots of strippers.00:27:44.720 --> 00:27:46.319
Well, and it's also per capita.00:27:46.400 --> 00:27:52.319
So you have to think like you have to think about the ratio of the number of strip clubs to the number of people.00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:52.799
That's true.00:27:52.960 --> 00:27:59.119
So in huge, huge, huge cities, it's not the average, it's not the number of strip clubs in the city.00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:01.359
It's the number of strips per capita.00:28:01.680 --> 00:28:02.880
They have like five people in the town.00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:03.519
They're already winning.00:28:03.759 --> 00:28:06.079
Yeah, if there's five people in the town and there's three strip clubs.00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:06.559
Like, you know.00:28:08.319 --> 00:28:14.880
I think of like the town, like the lake where we grew up going to, there was like three strip clubs and it's small town Iowa.00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:21.279
And so it's like, why are there so many strip clubs here, but there's so few people?00:28:21.440 --> 00:28:22.000
But it is.00:28:22.079 --> 00:28:23.759
People are bored in the small towns.00:28:23.839 --> 00:28:25.359
I feel like that makes sense.00:28:25.519 --> 00:28:25.599
Yeah.00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:27.680
I feel like we have a lot of strip clubs here on this.00:28:28.000 --> 00:28:29.519
I feel like there's a lot of strip clubs here too.00:28:29.759 --> 00:28:33.599
What is considered the best strip club in the Phoenix metro area?00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:37.039
I feel like it just depends on what you want to do.00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:39.440
There's different clubs for different vibes.00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:43.759
Like, you know, um, the girls is cool if you want to just like go hang out.00:28:43.839 --> 00:28:49.200
Um, because it's like pretty in there, skin's like not bad, but they do like charge a lot of stuff.00:28:49.359 --> 00:28:51.920
Like a lot, like they try to get a lot of money, you know.00:28:52.160 --> 00:28:55.039
Um and like Jags if you want to like get shot.00:28:56.240 --> 00:29:04.480
So if you don't want to get shot, it's funny that you say that because so I have a friend and I've talked about her before because she likes she likes to go to a strip club.00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:08.400
Like if we go out for girls' night, she likes to end the night at the strip club.00:29:08.559 --> 00:29:13.759
And there's not a lot of clubs in Phoenix that will let a group of girls in without a man.00:29:13.839 --> 00:29:14.000
Yeah.00:29:14.240 --> 00:29:15.759
Typically, you need to have a man with you.00:29:16.079 --> 00:29:17.200
Because they you're all hookers.00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:19.279
Everybody's hookers.00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:28.480
Yeah, I don't, I don't know why, but it frustrates my friend because she's like, I'm going because I want ass in my face and I'm willing to spend money.00:29:28.640 --> 00:29:33.200
Like, if I'm, why is my money not good if I don't have a man with me?00:29:33.599 --> 00:29:34.240
Prejudice?00:29:34.400 --> 00:29:34.799
I don't know.00:29:34.880 --> 00:29:43.279
But, anyways, so we often go to Jags because that is one of the clubs in town that will let our group in without having a man with us.00:29:43.440 --> 00:29:43.680
Yeah.00:29:43.839 --> 00:29:48.240
And so one night we were at the club late after we went out.00:29:48.319 --> 00:29:51.279
And when we came out, yellow caution tape all around.00:29:51.359 --> 00:29:54.960
There had been a shooting in the parking lot while we were inside.00:29:55.279 --> 00:29:55.759
Often.00:29:56.000 --> 00:29:56.240
Yeah.00:29:56.559 --> 00:29:56.880
Yeah.00:29:57.279 --> 00:29:57.839
And apparently, yeah.00:29:57.920 --> 00:30:02.160
And the bouncers were like, as we were leaving, like they were like, we're like, what in the world?00:30:02.240 --> 00:30:02.400
Yeah.00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:03.920
Because we don't go often.00:30:04.000 --> 00:30:07.759
It's just it's when sh it's like when it's her birthday or when it's like an occasion.00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:10.160
And they were like, oh yeah, no, this is like all the time.00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:11.200
This is regular Friday.00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:13.519
Yeah, I would not go there.00:30:13.599 --> 00:30:16.319
I have a friend who's 6'10, and I only go there with him.00:30:16.880 --> 00:30:20.240
Because like, nobody's gonna like take him.00:30:20.480 --> 00:30:20.960
Yeah.00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:21.440
Right.00:30:21.680 --> 00:30:23.359
You're not taking him, you're not taking me.00:30:23.519 --> 00:30:23.680
Yeah.00:30:23.920 --> 00:30:24.880
So where's the girls?00:30:24.960 --> 00:30:25.759
Is that in Scottsdale?00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:28.160
Um, it's off 50 51st in Washington.00:30:28.400 --> 00:30:28.720
Okay.00:30:28.960 --> 00:30:31.039
What is um known to have the prettiest girls?00:30:31.200 --> 00:30:31.759
The girls?00:30:32.400 --> 00:30:36.960
Um, I feel like they have a lot of the like younger girls that go and start there because they have an 18 and upside.00:30:37.200 --> 00:30:41.839
Um skin has a lot of pretty girls, and I was at like, was it Crazy Girls?00:30:42.480 --> 00:30:44.000
I think they have a lot of pretty girls too.00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:44.400
Okay.00:30:44.640 --> 00:30:46.000
And it's a really nice big club there.00:30:46.319 --> 00:30:47.119
And that's nice.00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:47.839
I like that.00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:50.240
Are you allowed to say where you work at?00:30:50.559 --> 00:30:51.119
I work at Skin.00:30:51.359 --> 00:30:51.920
At Skin, okay.00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:53.119
And that's the one in Scottsdale, right?00:30:53.279 --> 00:30:57.599
Yeah, sometimes I work at Dream Palace, but it's kind of been shitty there, so I went over to Skin and I really like it there.00:30:57.920 --> 00:30:58.720
But it's been really nice.00:30:59.279 --> 00:31:01.200
They have the high-end clients there, right?00:31:01.279 --> 00:31:01.759
Yeah, okay.00:31:02.319 --> 00:31:04.960
But don't don't go there, the girls, just the men.00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:17.680
I was like debating on posting like how much money I make sometimes, and then like I just don't want like a bunch of girls to come flood the club and then ruin it because then they start like being like whores, and like then they're like, Well, that girl let me touch her butthole for ten dollars.00:31:17.920 --> 00:31:19.680
And I'm like, both of you should leave.00:31:20.720 --> 00:31:27.759
I worked at like highlighter one night, um, only once, and like this guy was like grabbing on me for like first of all, I don't want to do$10 dances anyway.00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:32.079
Like, and then he's like grabbing on me, pulling, and I'm like, Why are you touching me?00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:34.240
And he's like, Well, she lets me do all this for ten dollars.00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:35.920
And I was like, That's crazy.00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:41.039
Yeah, but also like this like 50-year-old stripper gave my husband a hand job for$10, so under his pants.00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:41.680
Oh my god.00:31:42.160 --> 00:31:43.440
At highlighter, at band-aid.00:31:43.759 --> 00:31:48.160
Oh, at so what is the average going rate for a lap dance?00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:49.839
Like, what do you expect someone to pay?00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:51.680
Um, so they're usually set per club.00:31:51.839 --> 00:31:52.000
Okay.00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:57.599
And so skin is like$30 per um lap dance, and I think Dream Plus is like$20 or something like that.00:31:57.759 --> 00:32:00.240
And are people expected to tip on top of that?00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:01.440
I mean, you should always tip.00:32:02.000 --> 00:32:06.000
So how much how much do you average get a tip for a uh usually they just give you$40.00:32:06.400 --> 00:32:06.799
Oh, okay.00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:08.160
So just a$10 buck tip?00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:08.799
Yeah.00:32:09.039 --> 00:32:09.359
Okay.00:32:09.680 --> 00:32:10.880
You're right, it should be more than that.00:32:11.039 --> 00:32:11.680
I think it should be.00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:12.240
Hell yeah.00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:12.720
I love that.00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:13.519
You should be expecting it.00:32:13.599 --> 00:32:13.920
I don't know.00:32:14.079 --> 00:32:15.279
I'm like you guys.00:32:16.079 --> 00:32:17.440
I'm pretty pretty.00:32:17.920 --> 00:32:21.519
I went on a podcast and the host told me that I should be getting tips from the city.00:32:21.920 --> 00:32:23.680
She's saying you're you're a shitty tipper.00:32:25.279 --> 00:32:28.720
Now it's time for the celebrity cut where we marinate in the juices of the celebrities.00:32:28.960 --> 00:32:30.799
So I want to talk Tara Reed.00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:37.519
So, do you remember that story that came out where she was wasted in the hotel bar in Chicago, falling all over the place?00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:39.519
She had to be, she passed out, she had to be wheeled out.00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:40.400
Did we talk about that?00:32:40.640 --> 00:32:41.119
We did talk about this.00:32:41.359 --> 00:32:42.319
Okay, I'm like, I feel like I'm not sure.00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:43.200
So we talked about this.00:32:43.279 --> 00:32:46.400
And you know how she has a reputation of being a hot mess express.00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:48.880
She's been drunk pretty much since she's been famous.00:32:49.119 --> 00:32:51.279
So then she claimed her drink was spike.00:32:51.440 --> 00:32:54.079
And I was questioning it on our the last episode we spoke about this.00:32:54.160 --> 00:32:55.519
I'm like, was she spiked?00:32:55.599 --> 00:32:57.440
She has the tendency to do this often.00:32:57.599 --> 00:33:03.839
So police did a report, or they did, they looked at the surveillance footage, and there was no evidence of anyone touching her drinks.00:33:04.079 --> 00:33:06.960
So what's funny is my husband, I was talking to my husband about this.00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:11.839
He's like, Oh, I have a friend who was a flight attendant on one of her flights.00:33:12.079 --> 00:33:14.000
So Tara Reed was in first class.00:33:14.160 --> 00:33:20.240
The flight attendant said she was just wasted, like blackout drunk, like hot flying a hot mess express this time.00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:24.000
And she saw someone in the cabin behind her that she recognized.00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:31.680
So Tara Reed starts climbing over the seats and over the passengers to like say hi to her friend.00:33:31.839 --> 00:33:36.559
And the flight attendant was like, Yeah, she was just obnoxious and wasted.00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:39.599
And so, yeah, do we think her drink was spiked?00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:40.079
I don't know.00:33:40.480 --> 00:33:48.640
I don't want to discredit it if it was, but but it's just cringe to me how she's not taking accountability and she's trying to be like, oh, my drink was spiked.00:33:48.720 --> 00:33:49.519
It wasn't me.00:33:49.839 --> 00:33:52.559
Like, rather than blame it on the uh uh uh alcohol.00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:55.119
You know, I was a hot mess expressed in my 20s.00:33:55.200 --> 00:33:58.079
I was drunk, and the next day I'd be like, Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I was wasted, you know.00:33:58.480 --> 00:34:01.200
I never be like, don't hang out with me if you don't want to have a good time.00:34:01.920 --> 00:34:03.839
Right, exactly, exactly.00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:12.079
It's funny because I was on a flight recently, a couple weeks ago, and I've never been on a flight where something crazy has happened.00:34:12.400 --> 00:34:22.800
And this woman sitting right across from me was trying to get the flight attendant to get her water so that she could take her medication, but the plane was still boarding.00:34:23.039 --> 00:34:25.360
And so she started to throw a fit.00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:32.239
And I was like, yes, I was like, I'm finally gonna see one of these crazy like flight situations happen in real life.00:34:32.400 --> 00:34:34.880
Like this lady's about to have a mental breakdown.00:34:35.119 --> 00:34:35.679
And she did.00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:42.960
She, I swear she was like this close to having a full-on like meltdown in the flight.00:34:43.039 --> 00:34:53.679
And the finally, the someone sitting in the row right in front of me offered her a drink of water, like from her water bottle, and she took it and ended up sitting down and calming down.00:34:54.000 --> 00:34:56.960
But I was really, I was really hoping to get to see like a crash.00:34:57.360 --> 00:34:59.119
Did you have your phone ready to on the plane?00:34:59.760 --> 00:35:00.480
No, I didn't.00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:04.719
Wait, you want to see this lady have a meltdown, but you were blown back by the shooting at jazz?00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:11.760
She was like, this lady could smoke everybody on the plane, but they showed somebody outside of shows.00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:15.360
Let me guess, was this woman middle-aged white woman?00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:15.760
Yes.00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:18.880
Why are they always the middle-aged white women that throw these tantrums?00:35:19.280 --> 00:35:19.440
Why?00:35:19.679 --> 00:35:20.559
I know, I don't know.00:35:20.719 --> 00:35:21.280
I don't know.00:35:21.440 --> 00:35:21.760
I don't know.00:35:21.840 --> 00:35:33.199
And there was a lady, it was funny because there was a lady sitting next to me, and um because apparently something else had happened earlier in the boarding where there was a situation.00:35:33.519 --> 00:35:38.239
Um, because I guess so she was sitting in the first row, right?00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:42.880
And then I guess the flight attendant came and said, This is an emergency exit row.00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:45.199
Are you willing and able to help in the case of an emergency?00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:48.159
And this woman freaked out and she was like, No, I can't do that.00:35:48.320 --> 00:35:51.440
And then the lady was like, Well, then I'm gonna need you to move back a row.00:35:51.920 --> 00:35:54.559
And uh and so she was like, Well, I don't want to move back a row.00:35:54.639 --> 00:35:56.559
And she was like, Well, this is an emergency exit.00:35:56.639 --> 00:36:01.679
And if you're not willing and able to help in case of an emergency, you need to move to a different row.00:36:02.000 --> 00:36:04.079
And so she moved back to the second row.00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:10.800
And so she was in the aisle seat on one side of the aisle, and I was in the aisle seat on the other side of the aisle.00:36:10.960 --> 00:36:13.199
So we were, we had the aisle in between us.00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:20.960
So I could hear everything that she was saying, and she could sort of sort of hear everything that me and the woman sitting next to me were saying.00:36:21.280 --> 00:36:27.920
And so at one point, I looked to the woman next to me because she was kind of she said something first under her breath.00:36:28.079 --> 00:36:31.840
The woman sitting next to me did, was like, oh geez, here we go again.00:36:32.079 --> 00:36:39.119
And so then I kind of looked over and I was like, you know, sometimes I wish flights were more expensive, but like I don't wish flights were more expensive.00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:44.239
And so then we started laughing together.00:36:44.480 --> 00:36:49.599
And the lady who was throwing a fit turns and looks and she goes, Are you laughing at me?00:36:49.840 --> 00:36:51.440
And I was like, called out.00:36:51.599 --> 00:36:53.039
This lady called me out.00:36:53.199 --> 00:36:55.599
And I was like, I literally, I was like, of course.00:36:55.840 --> 00:36:56.480
Did you say that?00:36:57.280 --> 00:36:57.519
No.00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:01.679
I was like, I'll own it.00:37:01.840 --> 00:37:04.800
But like, yeah, like you're making a scene, you know.00:37:05.360 --> 00:37:06.559
But yeah, it was interesting.00:37:06.880 --> 00:37:07.519
But she calmed.00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:08.320
Of course.00:37:08.719 --> 00:37:09.440
Absolutely.00:37:11.199 --> 00:37:12.719
So where do you like to go on a first date?00:37:12.880 --> 00:37:14.800
Are you at dinner drinks, Tubagail?00:37:15.199 --> 00:37:18.400
I don't really drink so much, but I do really like food.00:37:18.559 --> 00:37:18.800
Yeah.00:37:18.960 --> 00:37:19.280
Yeah.00:37:19.519 --> 00:37:21.039
Uh something that's just like well planned.00:37:21.119 --> 00:37:26.960
Like it doesn't have to be like, you know, if they're like, oh, we're gonna like ride bikes around like Tuppy Town Lake and then like have a picnic or whatever.00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:27.679
Like that's really cute.00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:31.599
I just thought something like thoughtful, not like I don't know, boy said.00:37:32.480 --> 00:37:34.320
I was thinking about all the disappointments.00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:40.079
Now it's time to get to know you with Zoya, sponsored by Zoya, your neighborhood yogurt.00:37:40.159 --> 00:37:41.360
So rapid fire questions.00:37:41.519 --> 00:37:44.239
What's your favorite body part on a girl and guy?00:37:44.719 --> 00:37:45.440
Probably eyes.00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:46.000
Eyes.00:37:46.320 --> 00:37:46.559
Yeah.00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:47.199
For both.00:37:47.440 --> 00:37:47.599
Yeah.00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:47.840
Yeah.00:37:48.000 --> 00:37:53.039
Because I got a little bit of what should someone not do on a first date?00:37:56.239 --> 00:37:56.559
Oh, okay.00:37:56.719 --> 00:37:57.199
That's gross.00:37:57.360 --> 00:37:59.360
Where should someone not take you on a first date?00:38:01.840 --> 00:38:02.880
Do you have a pickup line?00:38:02.960 --> 00:38:06.719
If you see someone at a bar that you want to chat up, do you go up to them?00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:12.000
Um I really talk to just everybody.00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:12.239
Yeah.00:38:12.400 --> 00:38:14.960
So like I just like locate my daughter, they seem really interesting.00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:22.880
In that regard, like um, I'd probably be like, if I like something about them, like I'd probably be like, hey, like you're shoesy like really fast.00:38:24.000 --> 00:38:30.880
I bet you can run really fast and is watching porn considered cheating?00:38:32.159 --> 00:38:35.599
If you well yes or no.00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:39.840
If you're subscribing to my friend's OnlyFans and lying to me about it, then yes.00:38:40.559 --> 00:38:41.440
That can happen to you.00:38:41.760 --> 00:38:42.000
Yeah.00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:43.199
What?00:38:43.840 --> 00:38:44.159
Yeah.00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:45.440
And your friend told you.00:38:46.159 --> 00:38:47.599
Oh, I found it on his phone.00:38:48.159 --> 00:38:53.519
She didn't know because he used a fake name, but I was like, you know, because he made me close mine.00:38:53.760 --> 00:38:56.000
And I was like, why are you paying the money?00:38:56.079 --> 00:38:58.400
And I would just ask them to send me their asshole pictures for free.00:38:58.480 --> 00:38:59.199
What the fuck?00:39:00.239 --> 00:39:07.360
I had a friend and she was in a serious relationship with a guy whose ex-girlfriend had like online porn stuff.00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:12.880
And like three years into the relationship, she looked on his phone and found out that he had subscribed to his own.00:39:13.360 --> 00:39:13.840
I remember this.00:39:14.159 --> 00:39:15.119
I know what you're talking about.00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:15.599
I remember that.00:39:16.000 --> 00:39:19.039
He subscribed to his ex-girlfriend and was watching her porn site.00:39:19.119 --> 00:39:21.360
That's freaking I can't believe she didn't break it up with him over that.00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:22.159
She did not.00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:22.719
No.00:39:23.199 --> 00:39:23.920
They're still together.00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:24.719
They're married now.00:39:25.199 --> 00:39:25.920
Fucking crazy.00:39:26.239 --> 00:39:27.039
Good for them.00:39:27.840 --> 00:39:28.719
I could never.00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:31.280
I'd be breaking everything in the house.00:39:32.559 --> 00:39:36.480
Before you're intimate, is it okay to ask your date how many people they've been with?00:39:36.719 --> 00:39:37.280
Yeah.00:39:37.599 --> 00:39:39.920
Is it acceptable to have sex on the first date?00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:41.760
Everything's circumstantial.00:39:42.239 --> 00:39:46.480
Do you have any special talents that no one knows about or any unique facts that people don't know?00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:48.480
The talents are on the bubble.00:39:51.199 --> 00:39:52.719
I can bark like a dog.00:39:53.119 --> 00:39:54.719
You can bark like a dog, do it.00:39:55.760 --> 00:39:59.679
Bark! That actually sounds like a dog, though.00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:02.000
I was like you do it in the restaurant.00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:04.320
I did it at a strip club one time.00:40:04.400 --> 00:40:07.599
And then I or it was either a strip club or a dispensary, and then I was somewhere else.00:40:07.679 --> 00:40:09.599
And this guy looked at me, he said, I think I know you.00:40:09.679 --> 00:40:10.960
And I was like, Oh, you know if I Instagram?00:40:11.119 --> 00:40:12.639
He's like, No, you're that girl who barked.00:40:14.559 --> 00:40:17.119
I was like, oh yeah, that was funny for sure.00:40:17.360 --> 00:40:18.159
That's funny.00:40:18.400 --> 00:40:21.599
Last but not least, what is your favorite sexual position and why?00:40:24.559 --> 00:40:25.840
It depends on who it is.00:40:25.920 --> 00:40:27.599
Because like dicks are shaped different.00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:28.639
That's true.00:40:29.119 --> 00:40:29.599
That is true.00:40:30.079 --> 00:40:35.920
But most recently, I think missionary, which is usually like I think doggy style, but missionary was slapped lately lately.00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:40.800
Have you ever dated a guy that had like a bunch of red flags that you chose to ignore?00:40:40.960 --> 00:40:41.440
Oh yes.00:40:42.480 --> 00:40:43.519
Tell us about that.00:40:43.760 --> 00:40:50.400
Um well, so a couple guys ago, he has face tattoos, so let's start there.00:40:50.480 --> 00:40:54.960
And then like his baby mama hit me up and she's like, Oh, like he like held me hostage and like all this stuff.00:40:55.039 --> 00:40:57.440
And I was like, I know how to fight.00:40:58.559 --> 00:41:00.960
That did not end well, but we did end up fighting.00:41:01.199 --> 00:41:01.760
Oh no.00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:02.400
Yeah.00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:04.880
And he's also fighting demons because he likes boys too.00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:09.440
I followed his or looked at his Twitter, the things that he followed was just a bunch of big dick men fucking each other in the butt.00:41:09.599 --> 00:41:09.920
Oh my god.00:41:10.079 --> 00:41:11.440
And I said it to him, I was like, You're gay.00:41:11.519 --> 00:41:12.480
That's why you were mean.00:41:12.719 --> 00:41:13.760
That's why you were mean.00:41:14.559 --> 00:41:15.679
Physical with you, was he?00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:16.159
Yeah.00:41:16.639 --> 00:41:18.000
He also got beat up though.00:41:18.079 --> 00:41:20.000
Oh, you're strong.00:41:20.079 --> 00:41:22.559
I saw that video where you like pick up both of your children.00:41:22.719 --> 00:41:23.199
Oh yeah.00:41:23.280 --> 00:41:27.440
I actually stacked, I put my daughter on my shoulder and then my son on top of him the other day.00:41:27.920 --> 00:41:28.559
That's funny.00:41:28.880 --> 00:41:30.880
Thank you so much for joining us this week at the meat market.00:41:31.039 --> 00:41:32.000
And thank you so much, Kayla.00:41:32.079 --> 00:41:37.440
If you want to snag a date with Kayla, go to any of our social media platforms at Meat Market Podcast and send us a DM.00:41:37.679 --> 00:41:39.760
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Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.00:41:51.199 --> 00:41:53.360
He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.00:41:53.519 --> 00:41:58.320
So I found out the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.00:41:58.480 --> 00:42:00.960
His wife just reached out to me.
