Oct. 22, 2025

Love Meets OnlyFans: Dating Gone Wild 😬

Dating as an OnlyFans creator is a wild ride and Kendal tells it all. From instant objectification to the rare genuinely supportive date, Kendal shares how disclosing her work upfront flips the energy and keeps her sane. We dive into content creation secrets, collab safety, boundaries, and even the hilarious side of the business: foot-fetish customs, techy toy demos, and that awkward relative subscriber. Motherhood, mental health, and ethics get center stage in a conversation th...

Dating as an OnlyFans creator is a wild ride and Kendal tells it all.

From instant objectification to the rare genuinely supportive date, Kendal shares how disclosing her work upfront flips the energy and keeps her sane. 

We dive into content creation secrets, collab safety, boundaries, and even the hilarious side of the business: foot-fetish customs, techy toy demos, and that awkward relative subscriber. 

Motherhood, mental health, and ethics get center stage in a conversation that’s equal parts funny, honest, and eye-opening.

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00:01 - Cold Open: Dating Disasters

00:15 - Welcome To The Meat Market

00:25 - Meet Kendall: OF And Motherhood

00:36 - Work Disclosure And Dating Stigma

01:55 - The Uncle Subscriber Bombshell

04:56 - Building An OF Business

07:23 - Money, DMs, And Customs

08:59 - Fetishes, Boundaries, And Requests

10:17 - Collabs, Testing, And Safety

12:57 - Relationships, Toxic Cycles, Throuple Ask

16:15 - Modern Dating And Worst Dates

19:14 - Event Promo: Singles Lounge

19:15 - Morals, Motherhood, And Misconceptions

20:00 - Dealbreakers, Hobbies, And Life Balance

22:06 - Listener Question: The Used Toy

24:06 - Partner Spotlight: Lingerie & Toy Demo

27:58 - Porn Industry Truths And Desensitization

31:00 - Happy Endings Debate And Ethics

34:31 - Skims β€œBush Thongs” And Trends

38:57 - First Time Story And Closing

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Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.

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He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.

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So I found out the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.

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His wife just reached out to me.

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Welcome to the meat market.

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The single scene is a slaughterhouse, and we are here to devour it.

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We are your hosts.

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I'm Lindsay.

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I'm Jess.

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And today, sizzling single is Kendall.

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Welcome.

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So you are an OnlyFans model, and you are ranked in the top five of having the best breasts.

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I am.

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That is quite the accomplishment.

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I thank you.

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I do love them.

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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So how did you get into OnlyFans?

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Does that affect your dating life?

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Uh 100%.

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Cause say a guy off hinge or whatever, and you want to go on a date and like everything, and then once they find out what you do for a living, they think of you more like we'll have a good conversation, everything's going fine.

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And then once they ask what I do for a living, that's when it changes.

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You can see their whole demeanor when I say OnlyFans.

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Then to them, I look more of like an object than I do as like an actual human being.

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So yeah, dating doing OnlyFans is very, very hard.

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That's why I honestly don't really do it because it's like a waste of time.

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But there are some men that do fully support it that I have dated and stuff, but most of the time people aren't a fan of it.

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Do you tell them right off the bat?

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Yeah, because I mean why not?

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If like you're gonna get to know me and like that's not something I'm gonna hide, it's something I that I do for a living.

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So I feel like honesty is better than like waiting two weeks, three weeks down and being like, oh hey, by the way, I do OnlyFans, you know.

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Better not to waste time.

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No.

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And is it your only job?

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No.

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So my son is autistic, so I'm a paid parent provider for him.

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So that's more of my full-time job, and I just do OnlyFans on the side to make extra cash because it is really good cash, but yeah, no, dating and OnlyFans.

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Have you had any subscribers try to hit on you?

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Oh, try to hit on it.

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I got sorry if he's gonna end up watching this.

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My uh my best friend's uncle that I go to all the holidays.

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We have been friends since 12.

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I go to every Thanksgiving, Christmas, like he is basically my uncle, subscribed to my OF, started chatting with me, seen me every angle of me at this point.

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And this was like last year, like after the uh Christmas and Thanksgiving.

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So now I'm gonna go to the holiday functions the first time after him doing all of this, and it's gonna be so awkward.

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That is cringe.

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That is seen the ins and sorry, everything.

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And I that is awkward, but what and November's coming up, and I'm like, oh my god, I don't want to see him.

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But I mean why didn't he create a fake account with no profile picture?

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Oh, he didn't give two shits.

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He sent his picture, he's like, you know who I am.

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Bam.

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And that's and that's the thing.

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Who is it more awkward for?

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Because like for you, me, yeah, your stuff is all out there, but for him, he's paying for it.

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So if you really wanted to at the family function, yeah, you could really expose it.

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Oh, he's exposed.

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Oh, he's exposed.

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Oh, trust me, he's exposed to my best friend, which is her mom's brother, is the uncle.

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So she told her mom about it, and they're like, What the fuck?

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Because we're all like, What the fuck?

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And yeah, I don't know.

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November Thanksgiving is definitely gonna Isn't does your friend think it's weird?

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We all think it's weird because literally I'm like his niece, you know?

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So, like, what is going on?

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What does he say?

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Does he be like, I'm just supporting her?

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I just he like wants to take me on the day, and he was like, wants to like get to know me better, and he wanted to like see my videos, and after that, like he sent some back.

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And oh, I only checked.

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So I have an agency, so I only check, and sometimes this day I checked, and I it was him, and I said, You're I was like, What the fuck?

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What the fuck?

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So that is gonna be that's awkward for me, but so he's not your type, you didn't go out with him yet?

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No, no, no, that's funny, but I think it happens, I think that happens often because I have a really, really good friend who his nephew's ex-girlfriend started doing OnlyFans.

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Yes, and my friend's business partner and best friend started following this girl.

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It's and my friend was like, bro, what are you doing?

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She's like a little sister to us, she's like the niece to us.

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Why are you subscribing to her stuff?

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That's uh what we're all saying, we're like, why?

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That's so creepy.

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Like I grew up with Kendall since she was 12 years old and I'm 36 now.

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Like, that's creepy.

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Oh my god.

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And he said and he's like, I always thought you were so hot.

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Like, oh don't.

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What if it's don't say I'm an incest.

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It's like an incest.

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It's like incest, but not, you know, but it's just like, nah.

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So have you had any other subscribers ask you out?

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Uh no, but I do like get approached like when I go out sometimes and like them like notice who I am or say.

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They recognize you if you're in public.

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It's only happened a couple times, like, because I'm not huge, huge, but happened a couple times, but other than that, no.

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I get do get funny like collab requests in my work email that are great.

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I actually just sent one to my friend, Ashley, to uh the niece to the uncle.

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That was really good.

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But other than that, no, I wouldn't say so.

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You know you've made it in life when you get recognized out in public, right?

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I know I walked up and someone's like, You're Miss Kenz.

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I was like, Am I?

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No, really?

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How many subscribers do you have?

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Uh right now, I don't even know.

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I haven't checked.

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I really don't check that.

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I have an agency, so I don't really want to.

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Oh, you have an agency.

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Yeah, I don't do much on my OnlyFans.

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Do you converse with them or do you have someone else that responds to the messages?

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I respond.

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Okay.

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But they just help me like publish the content and like push the content out.

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But I I chat, I do the chatting.

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Was it tough to get a fan base?

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Do you have to?

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I've heard it's a lot of work, a lot of promoting to actually build up your subscribers and it is because I have to sub, like uh I have to do reels on Instagram, TikTok, uh, Reddit, Twitter, like all that stuff.

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So it's not just OnlyFans base, like there is actually a lot of work to it to like promote yourself.

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And honestly, fame for OnlyFans doesn't happen overnight.

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I will say that.

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Like me, I'm still even I've only been doing it for like a year and a half, and I'm not where I want to be, but I'm like, I'm good.

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But it does take a lot of like promoting.

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Cause I see a lot of women post like on Facebook or whatnot.

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Oh, I'm I'm done.

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I'm just gonna do OnlyFans starting OnlyFans.

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It's not even because I think it's gonna be instant money like that, and it's not, it's really not like you have to put a lot of hard work into it and then market yourself and like everything.

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Like, yes, some people do make it like happen overnight.

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Most of them are already like influencers that are big.

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That's what I'm saying.

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They have to have a following already because like think about what so what you like snap a picture and put it online, like who's gonna look at it, right?

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You know, so most people like usually have a following already or have like a bigger base or their celebrities or something that yes, theirs pops off, but I'm just a basic normal girl that you know doesn't have all of that, so it takes a while.

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Do you pay attention to your numbers, like your money numbers yourself, or is that mostly the agency?

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No, no, no, it's not.

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The agency is more of like they help me they more with promotion, promotion and like stuff like that.

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I do the chatting and then they just help me like with promoting and then they do like make Instagrams for me and like they do all my other like outsource promoting.

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Okay.

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So what's the most someone has spent on you, like say in a month?

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Ooh, like six K.

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Oh wow.

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Yeah, yeah, he was a good one.

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So what do they do?

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Do they just donate money to you or do or do they say, if I give you this, will you do this?

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So how it works is like you you post on your feed kind of like Instagram.

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You'll post on your feed, and then people can like or tip or whatever on that, but where you make your money is actually in your DMs.

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That's where you sell like the paid purview like content and stuff like that.

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Oh, so you can do like private one-on-one sessions.

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Yes, or like customs.

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I do a lot of customs, but um, most of the money is made in like the DMs.

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So, what's the craziest thing someone's requested?

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For custom.

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Yeah.

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Uh, this one guy wanted me to tell him how smelly and stinky my feet were.

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So foot fetish.

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What?

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Apparently, it took me like 30 minutes to even get it down because I was laughing every time I had to say this.

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I had to like put my feet up in front of my face and like jiggle them and like wiggle and like be like, oh my god, my feet are so fucking stinky and gross.

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And he loved it, okay.

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And he was like, more and more, like tell me that you just got out of the gym and they're sweaty and stinky.

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I'm like, oh my god, they're so sweaty and stinky, and they smell like cheese.

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And oh my god, it was so bad.

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That's why I was like, it took me so long because every time I had my feet in front of my face, so I could laugh at the end because I could not take it serious for the first like 30 minutes.

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Like it was so hard for me.

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Um, that is hilarious.

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And then did you sell him your sweaty socks afterwards?

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This wasn't even this, this was a custom video he wanted me to do.

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But I didn't wear socks, he didn't want socks on them.

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He just wanted like the soles of my feet to be very stinky, which they weren't, but have you had people want you to send them underwear?

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Yeah, you have?

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Yes, how much does that go for?

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Uh I'll send like a pair of underwear for like 150 bucks.

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Nice, easy money.

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Easy money.

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Well, that there was that girl that got rich selling farts in a jar.

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Dude, I did hear that, and that is actually absolutely insane.

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People will pay for anything.

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Literally, people have a lot of kinks and like fetishes.

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Like uh one of my friends, she does it too, and he wanted her to just spit on her armpit and rub it and like say, Oh my god, this feels so good, and just keep spitting on it and rubbing it.

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So random.

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Right?

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Weird stuff.

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I'm trying to think of another one.

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Is that like a fetish that is very common?

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What's the most common fetish that you see?

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Um I don't know really.

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I feel like feet actually feet is pretty big.

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People like feet, like weird to me.

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I mean they like a feet to look dirty.

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Circle K feet dirty.

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You know, like not just I don't know.

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It's like a fetish, like they don't have to be clean, but like they just like dirty fucking feet.

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Isn't that crazy?

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It's like a dirty girl.

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Like literally circle K fee.

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When I say dirty, it's like walking around circle K for like an hour.

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Have you ever had a sugar daddy?

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Yes.

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Like years ago, but yeah.

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How did that happen?

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Tell us about that.

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I've never hooked up with him, we didn't do anything.

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All I had to do was like send him pictures of me, and he would send me like 3k just for pictures.

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How often?

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Uh like on a regular basis?

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Like I hung out with him maybe once, and that's it.

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We didn't hook up, we didn't do anything, and I just wanted pictures and ching bling bling.

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Literally, I was like, shit, I already do OnlyFans.

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I might as well send you some pictures too.

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If you don't want to pay for my OnlyFans.

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So have you ever met up with a subscriber?

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No.

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No, no.

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I do collabs, like I just did a collab for Halloween, uh not yeah, two weeks and what does the collab mean?

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With OnlyFans?

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Like with another.

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She does another guy.

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Or with another guy.

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So like we he does OnlyFans, I do OnlyFans, and then we collab together.

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So you come together in person.

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Yes.

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Yes, but we both have to get SCD checked beforehand and like all that.

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There's like a whole thing to it, but I've only done a a couple collabs.

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I was gonna say, so typically is your content just you solo?

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So I started off and it wasn't because I would hook up with people I've already hooked up with and they would let me make videos with them to use, but I got over it.

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Like I like was just so over hooking up with men, and I just started doing solos and I just like doing solos now, but I did do a collab with him.

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My first collab in a long time, but after that I probably won't do another one.

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Have you done woman-on-woman stuff?

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Nah, just not for me.

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Nah, I just can't do it.

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Yeah.

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Do you ever have requests for that?

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Yes, I do.

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I actually got a freaking funny email for a collab, and I wish actually can I show you guys a picture.

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Yes.

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Is there is there any amount of money that would you not for this one?

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I will show you, tell you that.

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Oh just read it.

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Just read it.

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It's so funny.

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Like, what?

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Okay, it says interested in booking you for paid OF video.

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Work question mark.

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What's your phone number?

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First off, who makes you think I'm gonna give you my phone number?

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And then it's a side profile, full body.

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And if you zoom in in the boob and razor, two razors next to the picture, and flower stickers on the wall above the wow.

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It's wow.

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Oh my those flower stickers, wow, wow.

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Right?

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That's just like one of them, but I do get quite a few.

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This was last night's and I had to send it to my friends.

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So that's like the business card of OnlyFans when guys want to do collabs with you, is like just sending a dick pic.

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Yeah, I'm like, I think I'm gonna be like, oh my god, yeah.

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Like, let's do it.

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No.

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Especially not that.

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So when was your last cry?

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So when was your last relationship?

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Uh we like ended things officially in October of last year.

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Okay.

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So I've been single for like a year.

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How long were you together for?

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Um, we met on a blind date.

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I think you might be watching this too.

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We met on a blind date through friends.

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We were like doing our thing, like talking, like just doing our thing, not really dating, but together all the time.

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And then after like nine months of us doing that, uh we became official.

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I broke up with him for no reason.

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I get like that sometimes.

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That's my toxic trait.

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Like when things are good, I run.

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I just run.

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Do you get scared?

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Yeah, I just run.

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I think it's trauma from my baby daddy.

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Like 100%, but I just run, and then even when we broke up, we still like we're not broken up, and like we're together doing our thing for years, and then it found a girl, and they got married, and we broke it off in October.

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Ouch.

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Wait, so were you together afterwards?

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The funny story is though, we met up three weeks ago or three months ago to get closure, and yeah, he apologized saying he made the wrong decision.

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So that sucks for you.

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That's what I was just gonna ask.

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Were you guys together after he got married?

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After he met the girl?

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We were together.

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This sounds so bad.

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I'm not a homewrecker and I'm not like that, but he we just couldn't stay away from each other.

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It was my fault for breaking up with him, and we weren't really in love, and I just get scared.

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So I ran and we just couldn't leave each other alone because he wasn't didn't want it, so like he would keep me around at the same time and date other girls and keep me around just because he was still so in love with me, but also still so scared of me because I broke his heart.

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But then, like at after a while it just became toxic, like back and forth with us, and like it just became very toxic and not good.

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And his girl, his wife now found out before they got married that he was cheating on her with me the whole time.

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Oh, she knows, and then she tried coming at me, and I was like, bitch, I I was like, sorry, I have receipts, and you can read these and then come back at me a different way, and she totally did.

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And because she realized it was him, it was just not just me.

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Yeah, she was saying it was just me.

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I was asking for attention and like I'm like neat desperate and blah blah.

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I'm like, I'm not desperate.

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And so I sent her all three years of receipts.

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Oh and she was just like, I'm so sorry, like to come at you like that.

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And then and oh my god, it's popped in my and then it was like, How would you feel if he's happy with you?

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What about bringing you along in our gr and like being a thropple?

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Us three.

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She recommended that she recommended that after the whole thing.

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I was like, if that's gonna make him happy, I said, You got me fucked up if you think I'm gonna share him with you, let alone like be around you.

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Wow.

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That's crazy.

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But she was real willing to share him with you.

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Yeah, because she's so obsessed with him, and like she'll do anything to keep him around.

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He's probably the hottest man she's ever gotten.

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Wow.

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Interesting.

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Interesting.

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So was it was it a no to the thruple because of that situation, or is it a no to a thruple because you would never do that?

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That's not me.

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I have one man to my if I'm with someone, that's mine.

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I'm not sharing, I'm not doing any of that.

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Like, no, and I get she's only doing it because she wants still around and she realizes that I even told her that he was still in love with me and stuff, but she's not doing it because she's into that lifestyle.

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No, because it's something like she's him happy, so I don't think they're happy.

00:16:09.440 --> 00:16:12.159
Yeah, so I hope they see this, but I don't think they're happy.

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Are you looking to get married and have more kids?

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What are you looking for?

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Uh right now I like being single only because this generation is god-awful with dating, and all of it is hooking up.

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And I'm 36.

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Like, I am not going out to like just hook up with you, and like that's it, you know, that's all it is.

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So I don't date right now, but I have an eye on someone, but I don't date like that.

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I would like to find someone, I just feel like I can't anymore.

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You know, it's tough.

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It's tough.

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It's either they want to hook up, and like I said, once they find out I do OnlyFans, it's like I'm an object and not unhuman to them, you know, like a sex object.

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And what's the worst date you've been on?

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Okay.

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Do you have any of them?

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Many.

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So this guy we were talking on hinge, I think for like a solid 24 hours.

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And he I picked him up because he was out of town.

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He was just visiting, so I picked him up.

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And we were talking, you know, texting pretty hard, like for 24 hours, but not this way.

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And then I get in the car and he like puts his hand on my leg and I was like, Oh my god, I feel like I've known you forever.

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I legit grabbed his hand off my leg and I go, homeboy, we've known each other for 24 hours over text, like relax.

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And then the whole day he was just trying to like do all this stuff and like thinking we're gonna get in a relationship after talking for 24 hours.

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That one was bad.

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The second one was I went out with him and instantly I find Ix.

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That's just me.

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I that's my toxic trait.

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I look for Ix right off the bat just to not waste time.

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So I will literally look a guy up and down and see what I don't like about him.

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This guy had he looked like a pear fish and like his lips are really small.

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So he picked me up and I was like, oh, he was cute, but just his lips were small.

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He picked me up and like I just wasn't feeling it, and I wanted to go home, and he didn't like that I wasn't letting him come in.

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So the next morning I woke up to him Apple paying me request half of the tab no for the fucking day.

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What on God?

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And I said, ha ha ha, you're retarded.

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And I plocked him.

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I was like, what?

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Because I wouldn't let you come in with me to my house.

00:18:14.880 --> 00:18:16.799
I've heard of that a lot of guys requesting that.

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What woman pays?

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Oh, I did.

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I said, ha ha ha, you're ridiculous, and I just blocked him.

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Wow.

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Because I wouldn't let you come in to probably hook up with me is what you were wanting to do.

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So you're gonna ask for half the tab.

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That's you dodged a bullet.

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Yeah, yeah.

00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:38.480
So with those both of those two guys, did they know that you were an OnlyFans?

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Do you think that when do you think that men try to push things more quickly thinking that you're easy?

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Yes, 100%.

00:18:46.480 --> 00:18:50.480
That's why I'm saying like I'm more of a sex object than a human that has like I do have morals.

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Even though people say people that do OnlyFans, girls that do OnlyFans don't have morals.

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I do have morals.

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I have a I have two kids, I'm a mom, you know.

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Like, I'm not just like this sex freak that is just doing all these things on OnlyFans.

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Like, it's a job, it's a job, like it it feeds my family.

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No one should be complaining because it's my life, you know, not theirs.

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Um, what are your deal breakers?

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They have to be tall.

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We just talked about this.

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They do have to be tall.

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I'm 5'8, so like six, I would hope like six one, but six foot and above.

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Like my ex was six six, so I just like them tall.

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Do you have a crazy talent or unique fact about yourself that not many people know?

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Like a crazy talent as in what I can put myself into the pretzel.

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You can?

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Really?

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That's like every guy's dream, isn't it?

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I feel like that's like really the only thing.

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I can put myself in a pretzel.

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What are your hobbies?

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What do you do when you're not working?

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I go to the gym.

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I'm with my kids a lot.

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I haven't How old are they?

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Uh 11 and 7.

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But my son, like I said, is special need, so I a lot of my focus is on him.

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Um, and I have them 90% of the time.

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The dad tries to take them, but were you married to him?

00:20:42.079 --> 00:20:43.839
No, but we were together for nine years.

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Nine awful years too.

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Did you say I said nine awful years too?

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But um he tries, but I'm always with my kids, so I don't really I'm not at the gym, I'm at home.

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Did you start you started doing OnlyFans after that you split from him?

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From Baby Daddy?

00:20:59.680 --> 00:20:59.839
Yeah.

00:21:00.079 --> 00:21:04.240
Yeah, so I started OnlyFans going on probably like two years now.

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Almost two years.

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Okay.

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But I like stop, I'll stop a little bit and like take a break and then I'll come back.

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Like it's overwhelming it does like people think it's easy, but it's really not.

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It's a lot there's a lot of work in like behind it that you have to do, and it just gets drainy, especially with my son and like being a single mom.

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Like I get so overstimulated that I just take breaks from it.

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Like right now, I just came back from Hawaii in July and that and then I started up again.

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But like I was done for like two months.

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But I miss it.

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I did miss it a little bit.

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It's like easy money, and it's fun, and it's you know, like some stuff is funny, like some of the customs are super funny.

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Like a lot of men like to be degraded.

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And I know that sounds bad, but it's fun degrading a man a little bit.

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I think that would that would be kind of funny.

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And for getting paid for it too, where he wants you to do it.

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It's not like me being a mean girl being like degrading him, but uh he's paying me to do it.

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So it's funny how a lot of guys like that.

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I hear it's huge.

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You it's huge.

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They want to be they just want you to be mean.

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Um, so we have a listener question.

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All right.

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So this one says, I've been hooking up with this guy.

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It's more of a friends with benefits situation than a relationship situation.

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But recently we were in bed, he pulled a toy out of his drawer and just started trying to use it on me.

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I kind of freaked out because I don't know where that thing has been.

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He tried to play it off like it's not a big deal.

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Um, but I don't feel like I was overreacting.

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We haven't spoken since, and now I'm wondering if it's even worth it to try to fix and keep moving forward at this point or not.

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Who else has to use that toy one?

00:22:48.160 --> 00:22:49.599
Yeah, whose toy is that?

00:22:50.240 --> 00:22:51.839
Like, yeah, is it sanitized?

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Like, what do you think I'm gonna do?

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Yeah, baby, just stick it up, maybe.

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Exactly.

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It's kind of creepy that has that.

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Just like in the bedside drawing.

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But the thing is, you would you wouldn't realize how much men actually like toys like it.

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Well, they do, but if you're gonna use one, buy it brand new just for me or not take it out of the wrapper.

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Like, I need to do a buffer.

00:23:16.480 --> 00:23:18.799
Yeah, you don't want all the juices on that.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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So you're not overreacting.

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I don't think she's not gonna be able to.

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If I was her, I would ask her and been like, what is this?

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Like, whose is this?

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Why do you have it?

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Like, yes, is it dirty?

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Yeah, probably.

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Yes.

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Do you have a girlfriend that lives there?

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Right?

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That's like sketchy.

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Like, why would you just have a girl's toy in your drawer?

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Like, hey, honey, yeah, try this today.

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I think most any woman would freak out if that happened.

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Oh, 100%, 100%.

00:23:43.279 --> 00:23:48.799
And I think for a friends with benefits situation, like I feel like those are fairly easy to come by.

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Like, if that's what you're into, toys, find a new friends with benefits that you can just like do some toy shopping together instead.

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Yeah, I agree.

00:23:58.079 --> 00:23:59.200
Yeah, yeah.

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That's gross.

00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:04.880
I mean, speaking of toys, yes, Castle, our new partner, sent you a toy.

00:24:05.119 --> 00:24:05.519
They did.

00:24:05.599 --> 00:24:06.480
I have it right here.

00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:08.160
You want to hear about it?

00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:10.799
And they sent you lingerie from their exclusive line, right?

00:24:10.960 --> 00:24:11.200
They did.

00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:11.759
Can we see that?

00:24:11.839 --> 00:24:12.400
I want to see what it is.

00:24:12.720 --> 00:24:14.799
The lingerie is actually so freaking cute.

00:24:14.960 --> 00:24:15.839
Let me see.

00:24:16.640 --> 00:24:18.000
I've heard their new lingerie.

00:24:18.319 --> 00:24:20.480
I'm gonna be posting pictures on them today, too.

00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:24.240
So wow, that's so cute.

00:24:24.480 --> 00:24:25.119
Oh, that is cute.

00:24:25.359 --> 00:24:28.559
And it doesn't have like an actual like crazy bra strap type thing.

00:24:28.640 --> 00:24:34.000
It's like pretty easy to put on, you know, and it's not all the prongs, but I love that.

00:24:34.160 --> 00:24:35.039
Oh, that's super cute.

00:24:35.359 --> 00:24:35.920
Very feminine.

00:24:36.000 --> 00:24:36.319
I love that.

00:24:36.960 --> 00:24:37.920
How it's see-through.

00:24:38.400 --> 00:24:39.279
Yes, and like the back.

00:24:39.599 --> 00:24:41.279
I like how it's like long, kind of like a corset.

00:24:41.359 --> 00:24:42.079
Yeah, exactly.

00:24:43.200 --> 00:24:47.279
Like Loki could probably wear this out like with some coverings or the nips.

00:24:47.519 --> 00:24:48.559
Yeah, it's actually super cute.

00:24:48.720 --> 00:24:50.480
I love the gold too, the gold and the black together.

00:24:50.799 --> 00:24:52.319
I feel like you could do a Halloween costume.

00:24:52.880 --> 00:24:54.079
I did a bunny.

00:24:54.960 --> 00:24:59.920
Like I was gonna do a bunny, or I don't know if that's gonna be cute, but oh yeah, I love that.

00:25:01.119 --> 00:25:01.759
Yeah, they're super cute.

00:25:02.240 --> 00:25:04.000
Yeah, and comfy.

00:25:04.079 --> 00:25:05.440
Really, very comfy, yeah.

00:25:05.759 --> 00:25:10.000
It's funny because we were like, can she wear the lingerie on the show?

00:25:10.240 --> 00:25:11.359
Uh yeah, no.00:25:17.200 --> 00:25:18.559


And then the toy is in there.00:25:18.640 --> 00:25:19.759


That's that's yeah.00:25:20.000 --> 00:25:21.039


So, what was the toy?00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:21.759


Is it big?00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:23.039


So, do you want to do it?00:25:23.200 --> 00:25:24.000


Yeah, yeah, I want to see.00:25:24.960 --> 00:25:27.519


And it's a charge, so I can turn it on for you.00:25:28.319 --> 00:25:29.359


Give us the demo.00:25:30.079 --> 00:25:32.480


I'll show you how this whole thing works.00:25:32.880 --> 00:25:41.279


Um, so this obviously goes in you, and then this goes on your clip and has like a tongue.00:25:42.640 --> 00:25:43.839


I kid you not enough.00:25:44.799 --> 00:25:45.920


The tongue moves, okay?00:25:46.960 --> 00:25:47.440


I know.00:25:47.599 --> 00:25:52.480


And then the mouth moves too, and all this at once, and then this in here has this.00:25:57.839 --> 00:26:01.440


Oh my god, that is the craziest toy I've ever seen.00:26:01.759 --> 00:26:02.640


My mouth dropped in there.00:26:02.799 --> 00:26:04.160


So I was like, oh my god, I'm kind of scared.00:26:04.319 --> 00:26:06.319


There's so many components to it.00:26:06.559 --> 00:26:06.960


So many components.00:26:09.599 --> 00:26:10.640


That's one speed.00:26:10.799 --> 00:26:12.240


Okay, that's one speed.00:26:12.880 --> 00:26:14.000


You see how fast it is?00:26:14.480 --> 00:26:15.039


So fast.00:26:15.200 --> 00:26:16.720


That is one baby.00:26:16.799 --> 00:26:18.640


And then there's little ones, and then we'll go fast.00:26:19.279 --> 00:26:22.240


I don't know that there might be too much stimulation for me.00:26:22.400 --> 00:26:24.400


I don't know that I need all of them.00:26:24.960 --> 00:26:26.160


There's so many different levels though.00:26:26.240 --> 00:26:28.640


Like you don't when you have that.00:26:28.960 --> 00:26:29.200


Literally.00:26:30.079 --> 00:26:32.960


You're getting fingered, basically, is what it's like.00:26:33.119 --> 00:26:34.880


Any in and out, all in one.00:26:35.200 --> 00:26:36.240


Like dildo.00:26:36.640 --> 00:26:38.319


Does the little tongue move too?00:26:38.480 --> 00:26:40.079


Yeah, I don't have that turned on yet.00:26:40.240 --> 00:26:40.640


Oh, oh.00:26:46.480 --> 00:26:50.079


It's like it's actually easy to get like stranger things.00:26:50.720 --> 00:26:52.720


Oh, stranger again.00:26:53.839 --> 00:26:54.799


You know the kind of thing.00:26:58.720 --> 00:27:04.400


It does kind of like the moment it goes like all at once.00:27:04.559 --> 00:27:04.720


Wow.00:27:05.039 --> 00:27:05.920


It's that is intense.00:27:06.079 --> 00:27:06.400


It's crazy.00:27:06.640 --> 00:27:07.599


That is so intense.00:27:07.759 --> 00:27:08.079


But it's fun.00:27:08.160 --> 00:27:09.839


It's gonna do the job, does it do the trick?00:27:10.000 --> 00:27:11.119


It does it does the trick.00:27:11.279 --> 00:27:11.440


Wow.00:27:11.599 --> 00:27:13.759


It's probably like my top three uh toys right now.00:27:13.920 --> 00:27:14.160


Wow.00:27:14.799 --> 00:27:17.119


But I was honestly not gonna lie, guys, I was so scared.00:27:17.359 --> 00:27:19.279


That does, it's a little intimidating.00:27:19.519 --> 00:27:22.880


I feel like I've been I've been out of the toy game for a little while.00:27:23.039 --> 00:27:24.880


I didn't know they were making them like that.00:27:25.279 --> 00:27:30.079


Look at that! It looks like a motherfucker snake.00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:31.039


It looks like a snake.00:27:31.200 --> 00:27:32.559


Yeah, it's a tongue.00:27:32.720 --> 00:27:33.599


It's actually pretty cute.00:27:33.759 --> 00:27:33.920


Yeah.00:27:35.599 --> 00:27:36.799


And then it goes through.00:27:36.960 --> 00:27:37.519


Oh my god.00:27:37.680 --> 00:27:38.799


Oh, that's so funny.00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:39.119


Yeah.00:27:39.279 --> 00:27:39.920


That's hilarious.00:27:40.160 --> 00:27:41.039


Well, thanks for sharing.00:27:41.359 --> 00:27:44.720


Like it's almost like it's almost like a new age Tamagachi.00:27:44.799 --> 00:27:45.759


Remember the Tamagachi?00:27:47.440 --> 00:27:52.880


Like it's like it almost is like it needs to be fed and watered.00:27:53.119 --> 00:27:54.160


It does need to be tamed.00:27:55.119 --> 00:27:56.880


Anyone wants to try one of those?00:27:57.119 --> 00:27:58.480


Castle Legastore.00:27:58.799 --> 00:27:59.680


That's where it's at.00:27:59.920 --> 00:28:01.039


It's so good.00:28:01.279 --> 00:28:05.279


So we're gonna, I saw this TikTok video with this lady that works in the porn industry.00:28:05.359 --> 00:28:05.519


Yeah.00:28:05.680 --> 00:28:09.759


And she revealed five shocking truths about the porn industry.00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:12.160


So one, girls are faking it.00:28:12.400 --> 00:28:16.000


She says that when girls climax in reality, we look strange.00:28:16.160 --> 00:28:22.559


Our bodies shake, we look funny, we make funny noises, we tense our muscles, we scream in a really odd way, we don't look sexy.00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:25.920


Women in porn look extremely sexy and extremely controlled.00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:26.720


So they're faking it.00:28:26.799 --> 00:28:27.200


Is that true?00:28:27.359 --> 00:28:27.519


Yeah.00:28:27.680 --> 00:28:29.200


Do you fake your porn is faked?00:28:29.359 --> 00:28:30.880


Do you fake your when you're doing OnlyFans?00:28:31.039 --> 00:28:32.400


No, no, because you're just by yourself.00:28:32.720 --> 00:28:38.960


Yeah, I'm just by myself, and especially if I'm doing a club or hooking up with a guy, like obviously I'm into it, you know.00:28:39.519 --> 00:28:40.400


Um that's good.00:28:40.480 --> 00:28:41.279


So you never have to fake it.00:28:41.759 --> 00:28:47.920


No, and it's people I've already hooked up with that I, you know, so it's like normal and it's like easy for me to do.00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:51.839


But most porn, like actual porn stars, yeah, that shit's all that's all fake.00:28:52.000 --> 00:29:00.079


Well, and I think there's probably a difference too between like the ultra high def like 4K cameras that they're using in porn studios versus the home video.00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:02.079


Like the homemade, the PO that you're doing.00:29:02.319 --> 00:29:02.960


Yeah, yes.00:29:03.119 --> 00:29:05.440


In porn, there's a whole camera crew probably of like 12 people.00:29:06.799 --> 00:29:13.119


It must be hard to so you're probably not really doing like close-ups of your face when Oh, every no, everything.00:29:13.519 --> 00:29:20.160


I mean, everything, everything, but it's probably not the way that it is in like a professional porn video, or is it pretty close?00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:26.799


I mean, if I can show you guys pictures, yeah, I'll cover that part, but even if you want to see my face, no, no, my face is very much so in it.00:29:27.599 --> 00:29:34.000


So then it says male actors don't just take Viagra orally, they get it injected into the I've never heard that.00:29:34.160 --> 00:29:34.960


That's crazy.00:29:35.440 --> 00:29:36.240


That is crazy.00:29:36.480 --> 00:29:37.680


I feel like that's not safe.00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:38.319


Right?00:29:38.400 --> 00:29:39.039


That can't be safe.00:29:39.279 --> 00:29:45.279


And then it says most of the girls have had plastic surgery on their nether regions, and men are way above average.00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:46.960


They are not your average genitals.00:29:47.119 --> 00:29:49.759


So wait, women have surgery down there to what tighten it up?00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:54.960


It's like it takes the if you have like extra lips, it like cuts the lips down.00:29:55.039 --> 00:29:57.839


It like takes that extra skin from the lips off.00:29:58.160 --> 00:29:59.119


It's called a labia plastic.00:30:00.160 --> 00:30:00.400


Yeah.00:30:00.799 --> 00:30:02.079


How do you know about this, Jess?00:30:02.319 --> 00:30:04.160


My brother-in-law is a plastic surgeon.00:30:05.039 --> 00:30:06.240


Does he perform a lot of them?00:30:06.319 --> 00:30:06.880


Is that like a cool thing?00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:08.480


It's actually very popular with older women.00:30:08.559 --> 00:30:08.720


Yeah.00:30:09.279 --> 00:30:09.440


Yeah.00:30:09.519 --> 00:30:13.519


And as after you've had kids, a lot of times it's part of a mommy makeover.00:30:13.680 --> 00:30:14.319


Yeah, it is.00:30:14.799 --> 00:30:14.960


It is.00:30:15.119 --> 00:30:16.079


It is a mommy makeover.00:30:16.319 --> 00:30:18.720


I didn't because I had C-sections because the kids were too big.00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:21.359


But so when you have kids, it what stretches them out?00:30:21.920 --> 00:30:25.599


Well, sometimes you can tear and they'll stitch it back up.00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:26.319


But a lot of times.00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:28.640


And just like it's like hormones and stuff that makes it grow down.00:30:28.799 --> 00:30:28.880


Yeah.00:30:28.960 --> 00:30:35.839


Like after kids, and a lot of times with perimenopause, your inner labias start to fall with your pelvic floor.00:30:35.920 --> 00:30:38.160


And so things start to sort of prolapse.00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:42.319


Um, and so that the labioplasty can just be a way to like.00:30:43.039 --> 00:30:44.640


Well, I don't know why women do that anyways.00:30:44.880 --> 00:31:02.960


Like I from like what I I watched this uh one influencer, she's big on like OnlyFans 2, and she was talking about the sizes and shapes and down there, and she doesn't understand why everyone thinks that it's supposed to look a certain way when there's so many out there that like not every vagina is the same.00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:08.880


Like men actually don't like it when it looks too much like a little like a little girl vagina, you know, like something like that.00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:10.640


They like a more maturity.00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:11.440


Yeah.00:31:12.799 --> 00:31:15.039


Then they also say the cum is fake.00:31:15.279 --> 00:31:18.720


Males don't actually ejaculate, they put a white liquid into their penis.00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:20.559


Then when they're supposed to cum, they release it.00:31:20.640 --> 00:31:27.759


A lot of male actors have erectile dysfunction and delayed ejaculation because they have such a distorted relationship to sex as do the girls.00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:30.160


Honestly, no, I can vouch on that.00:31:30.319 --> 00:31:37.279


I um I when I was doing OnlyFans like super, super hardcore, like I get desensitized to sex and I'm a sexual person.00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:47.839


Yeah, I'll notice that I won't even play with any of my toys for like months because I'm doing it all like every day basically or making some sort of content that like it desi like desexitizes me to any of that.00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:51.200


Like I don't even want to date guys, I don't even want to hang out with guys because I do that.00:31:51.599 --> 00:31:52.079


That makes sense.00:31:52.319 --> 00:31:55.279


I always wonder male gynecologists, like, do they not?00:31:55.680 --> 00:31:56.559


Mine was like please.00:31:58.720 --> 00:32:05.200


No, but like if you're a gynecologist, like you see vaginas all day at work, do they not want to do they not enjoy vaginas?00:32:05.519 --> 00:32:06.319


That's what I always wonder.00:32:06.640 --> 00:32:13.519


No, it's diff it's different because if when you think about the medical training that you go through, like bodies just become bodies.00:32:13.759 --> 00:32:18.799


But like why choose if you're a male, but why are you choosing like women's doctors?00:32:19.359 --> 00:32:21.119


That's yeah, I don't know.00:32:22.319 --> 00:32:26.240


I always wonder that if they see vaginas every day, do they want to go home and see their wife's vagina?00:32:26.480 --> 00:32:28.799


Maybe we need a male, maybe we need a male gynecologist on.00:32:29.119 --> 00:32:30.640


That would actually bring these questions.00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:31.519


That would.00:32:31.680 --> 00:32:40.400


But I think like for the most part, just like body parts from a medical standpoint just sort of become body parts.00:32:40.640 --> 00:32:43.359


It's like it's just your body, you're not sexualizing.00:32:43.599 --> 00:32:43.839


That's true.00:32:44.079 --> 00:32:53.920


Like when you're doing breast exams or you're doing, you know, cervical exams, like you're not sexualizing the body, it's just the body, it's anatomy.00:32:54.160 --> 00:32:55.039


And so it's separate.00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:57.119


They look at it differently, they look at it differently.00:32:57.279 --> 00:32:58.160


Yeah, that makes sense.00:32:58.559 --> 00:33:02.000


Then it says there's a camera team of 16 to 15 people around the actors.00:33:02.160 --> 00:33:04.079


One of these is called the scooper.00:33:04.319 --> 00:33:05.200


This is kind of disturbing.00:33:05.359 --> 00:33:06.160


Oh, I don't even want to know what it is.00:33:06.480 --> 00:33:08.480


Scooper stands there with a spoon.00:33:08.720 --> 00:33:15.759


When the girl has any form of discharge, he scoops it out because in the porn world, the nether regions have to be super clean.00:33:15.839 --> 00:33:18.240


And you know how women have a lot of discharge to clean the vagina.00:33:18.640 --> 00:33:19.599


So there's a scooper.00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:23.359


The scooper for the scoop the scooper and the fluffer.00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:24.559


You're just waiting down there to.00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:26.240


Oh, but I got a scoop real quick.00:33:26.480 --> 00:33:27.200


That's so gross.00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:28.480


I wonder where they put it.00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:32.160


Oh, is there like a bucket, like a biohazard bucket?00:33:32.400 --> 00:33:34.000


You know what they do with like the shots?00:33:34.720 --> 00:33:35.359


Oh my god.00:33:35.680 --> 00:33:38.240


Like a shark's container, but for that's disgusting.00:33:38.400 --> 00:33:38.480


Yeah.00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:41.200


And then anal scenes, the women cannot eat for a day.00:33:41.279 --> 00:33:44.799


They have to take Epsom salts to clean themselves and clean their intestines.00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:49.039


And they have to slowly stretch their buttholes with devices.00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:51.759


So that's why these actors get paid a lot more.00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:52.799


I mean, I do that.00:33:52.960 --> 00:33:54.240


You do that to that extent.00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:57.839


It's really not that hard to do what they're talking about.00:33:58.000 --> 00:33:58.319


Yeah.00:33:58.480 --> 00:34:04.799


I feel like they just have to do it more as if they're more professional about it, but it's not I don't do that.00:34:05.039 --> 00:34:08.079


Do you get asked a lot for anal content?00:34:08.480 --> 00:34:10.559


Um, yes, and no, I just make it myself.00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:11.119


Okay.00:34:11.280 --> 00:34:12.320


So you enjoy it.00:34:12.559 --> 00:34:12.719


Yeah.00:34:12.960 --> 00:34:14.639


I mean, I don't necessarily enjoy it.00:34:14.800 --> 00:34:16.400


It's not my favorite, but it's fun.00:34:16.719 --> 00:34:16.880


Okay.00:34:17.119 --> 00:34:18.719


I like DP myself sometimes.00:34:19.440 --> 00:34:33.039


So you had mentioned before that you had a friend, a female friend, that gets happy ending massages and she goes to high-end places like Five Star Resorts for a massage, and they do they do um happy ending massages.00:34:33.280 --> 00:34:35.599


We posted that clip and no one believed us.00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:40.559


A lot of people were like, this is a lie, this isn't true, they're professional, masseuses, they would never risk their license.00:34:40.880 --> 00:34:41.280


Massures.00:34:41.440 --> 00:34:41.760


Massures.00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:43.760


So you correct it multiple times.00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:47.760


But then we started to get a lot of women commenting that they do it too.00:34:48.000 --> 00:34:52.800


Like, oh, I do it all the time, I've had three, I've had four, and it happens at five-star resorts.00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:53.840


It happens all the time.00:34:54.000 --> 00:34:54.400


I don't know.00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:55.519


I honestly feel like so.00:34:55.599 --> 00:34:58.400


Me and my old friend, we're still friends, but we don't hang out that much.00:34:58.880 --> 00:35:03.119


There's this Thai like massage place by our personal training we used to go to.00:35:03.599 --> 00:35:07.599


And um only men come out of there, okay?00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:13.280


And we only women work there, and we're pretty freaking sure because they come out so freaking happy looking.00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:19.760


Like we have to sit there sometimes after our session and just watch these men come out, and they're all so happy.00:35:19.920 --> 00:35:24.960


So we bought like uh two two like uh certificates or whatever to go.00:35:25.039 --> 00:35:28.159


They never ended up trying it out, but I'm pretty sure that's what they do.00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:29.199


Hilarious.00:35:29.440 --> 00:35:30.000


But it's funny.00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:37.119


So on this thread, like people were saying, Oh, yeah, you know, if you want the happy ending as a female, you have to ask for a male, what is it called?00:35:37.199 --> 00:35:37.679


A masure.00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:46.000


You have to ask for a male masure, you have to keep your fingers near the edge of the table, and if he rubs his legs against your fingers, then it's on.00:35:46.239 --> 00:35:50.480


And then um you have to thrust your hips, I guess, to let them know that that's what you want.00:35:50.639 --> 00:35:59.920


And then a masur actually commented and said, Yeah, what I do is I rub my hard penis against her leg to see her reaction.00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:03.599


And if she grabs me, then that means it's a red, a green light.00:36:03.920 --> 00:36:04.719


Like, isn't that for me?00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:05.679


Someone commented that.00:36:06.159 --> 00:36:07.119


Someone commented that, yeah.00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:11.519


It's so crazy because, like, what if you're not attracted to this person physically?00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:15.920


It is kind of again a snype like hits you with his penis on your leg.00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:16.320


Right.00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:19.199


That's like no, that's assault, you know.00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:19.760


Uh-huh.00:36:19.920 --> 00:36:20.320


It's dangerous.00:36:20.639 --> 00:36:21.519


It is, it's risky.00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:26.559


It's risky to do a feel like that as a test.00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:28.400


I would not recommend it.00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:30.000


I would not recommend that.00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:35.119


So now it's time for the celebrity cup where we marinate in the juices of the celebrities.00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:42.000


So I want to talk about Kim Kardashian and her company Skims coming out with a line of Merkins, but they're not Merkins, they're thongs.00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:42.639


Tell me about that.00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:43.119


What is it?00:36:43.360 --> 00:36:44.960


They're thong, they're bush thongs.00:36:45.039 --> 00:36:52.239


So, like where the thong is right here, it's either you get a straight or a like a bushy bush, like a curly bush.00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:53.119


And there's all different colors.00:36:53.360 --> 00:36:55.280


Yeah, there's blonde, she's sold out.00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:55.760


Yeah, everything.00:36:55.920 --> 00:36:56.480


She's sold out.00:36:56.559 --> 00:36:57.599


Oh, they're sold out, every color.00:36:57.920 --> 00:36:58.559


But what why?00:36:58.719 --> 00:36:59.840


Is it to turn on the men?00:37:00.000 --> 00:37:00.400


I have no idea.00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:01.039


That's what I'm saying.00:37:01.119 --> 00:37:01.679


Like, what are you gonna wear?00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:05.840


What if we wear like a white dress and then you're you see the fuzz or whatever you want to call it?00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:07.440


Or is it like pre-Halloween?00:37:07.679 --> 00:37:09.280


Are people wearing it as Halloween?00:37:09.840 --> 00:37:12.559


I have no idea, but I feel like it's just something Kim K would do.00:37:12.800 --> 00:37:14.639


Like it's just Well, or is it a prank?00:37:14.880 --> 00:37:26.960


So recently I was on a boat trip with some girls, and one of my girlfriends who's like crazy prankster, jokester, she brought her Merkin because of course we're on a boat, right?00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:34.639


We're in like sailing through the islands, and we're the a bunch of us were laying out on the top deck of the boat.00:37:35.119 --> 00:37:50.079


And so she puts her little Merkin in her bikini bottom and comes upstairs and like, you know, comes up and is just like stands next to one of us on the on the day bed, yeah, just trying to get us to look.00:37:50.159 --> 00:37:57.440


And it's it was, it was just like her little hair sticking out of her bikini, and then we were laughing, we were dying, it was so funny, and then she pulled it out and it was like ha ha hee yee.00:37:57.599 --> 00:37:59.199


It was a joke, it was funny.00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:03.599


But so is that is I think now I feel like this is coming out to be like a fashion trend.00:38:04.000 --> 00:38:05.679


I feel like it's supposed to be like a fashion trend.00:38:05.760 --> 00:38:08.719


So it's 100% in now to have your hair sticking out of your bikini?00:38:09.039 --> 00:38:10.559


I don't know, because that never gonna be me.00:38:10.719 --> 00:38:12.639


It's never gonna be me.00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:13.920


Not gonna be me.00:38:14.159 --> 00:38:15.360


But it's so unattractive.00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:16.639


Like, who think who would do that?00:38:16.719 --> 00:38:19.760


And who would pay money to create like to buy that?00:38:19.920 --> 00:38:27.920


Well, and like okay, like have a little something going on down there, but to have sticking out like your bikini is gross.00:38:28.159 --> 00:38:28.880


That to me is gross.00:38:29.360 --> 00:38:32.320


Like, I'm all about having hair down there to make you look like a woman, right?00:38:32.400 --> 00:38:34.159


But not not sticking out of the side.00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:36.719


Yeah, have you looked them up online yet?00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:38.320


No, oh my god, you have to.00:38:38.559 --> 00:38:39.440


They're scraggly.00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:40.719


Yeah, so there's like a straight.00:38:42.239 --> 00:38:47.280


Yeah, there's a straight one, and then the curly one literally looks like duck feathers were attached to this thing.00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:48.079


Yeah, yeah.00:38:48.239 --> 00:38:50.800


They're not like they're not like crafting duck feathers.00:38:50.960 --> 00:38:58.480


Yeah, they're not like they're like being like, let's just come up with the most ugliest thing to see how stupid people are and that they will buy anything that Kim promotes.00:38:59.599 --> 00:39:00.480


It's literally what it is.00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:03.920


Like, no one, like I was telling you early, no one, say one of us did this, no one would buy that.00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:05.440


Be like, what the fuck are you doing?00:39:05.519 --> 00:39:09.199


Like, why are you I have just Ken K.00:39:09.599 --> 00:39:17.280


I haven't heard one good, like rationale reason to buy this underwear.00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:22.159


I honestly would just kind of just like to look at it and then probably return it.00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:25.119


But well, and do you know the price of the videos like Reels?00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:26.400


What are you selling them for?00:39:26.639 --> 00:39:27.199


I have no idea.00:39:27.280 --> 00:39:29.360


I didn't check because they were all sold out.00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:31.840


I don't I didn't see the price, it just said out of stock.00:39:32.079 --> 00:39:34.880


But I would bet it's like$30 a pair.00:39:35.280 --> 00:39:36.639


Probably more than$30 a year.00:39:38.480 --> 00:39:39.280


Oh, way more than$30.00:39:40.719 --> 00:39:41.599


I would say at least$100.00:39:41.840 --> 00:39:42.400


That's what I was gonna say.00:39:42.559 --> 00:39:44.079


You think oh a hundred bucks.00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:44.960


Oh, absolutely.00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:47.920


We'll have to buy one send it, you can review it.00:39:48.960 --> 00:39:50.480


I would actually be so down.00:39:50.639 --> 00:39:51.920


I would actually be so down.00:39:52.000 --> 00:39:52.480


Oh my god.00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:56.800


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If you could pick a card and answer the question.00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:07.119


Tell us about the time you lost your virginity.00:40:09.920 --> 00:40:10.960


Oh god, mom.00:40:11.280 --> 00:40:12.800


I hope we don't listen to this.00:40:14.000 --> 00:40:35.440


Uh so I was a freshman in high school and it was the varsity football player, and we like grew up together though, but I got older and apparently we were attracted to each other, and he came over and parked in my driveway, and I came outside, and I lost my virginity to him in the front of my house.00:40:35.679 --> 00:40:37.280


Oh wow, in the back of his car.00:40:39.039 --> 00:40:40.239


That's such a high school.00:40:40.559 --> 00:40:41.519


Oh, that's such a high school.00:40:44.320 --> 00:40:48.880


I just walked out, did it, and then I got out, and that was it.00:40:50.559 --> 00:40:51.440


Do you have any other questions?00:40:51.840 --> 00:40:52.239


No, I don't.00:40:52.719 --> 00:40:56.320


Well, thank you so much for joining us this week at the meat market, and thank you so much, Kendall.00:40:56.400 --> 00:41:01.760


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Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.00:41:14.000 --> 00:41:16.079


He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.00:41:16.320 --> 00:41:21.119


So I found out the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.00:41:21.280 --> 00:41:23.760


His wife just reached out to me.