Meet the Parents? More Like Survive the Parents 😏

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Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.

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He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.

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So I found out, the guy that I've been dating is married With kids.

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His wife just reached out to me.

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Welcome to the Meat Market.

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The single scene is an absolute slaughterhouse and we are here to devour it.

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We are your hosts.

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I'm Lindsay, I'm Jess and we have a very special sizzling single this week my sister Monique, Hello, and we are matchy-matchy.

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We are matchy-matchy, just for you, jess, because I know how much you love it when we match, so we did this just for you.

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We got this just for you, jess.

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I love it.

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Lindsay was pulling out her and I looked at her pants and I go are you wearing the same thing?

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as your sister.

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Would you expect anything less?

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I would not.

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I would not.

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I love it.

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I love it Every time we go out together.

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We match and people either love it or they're like what the bloody?

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Hell are you wearing?

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Why?

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Why?

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would you do that?

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But you know why.

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You know why it's.

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I love it on you guys.

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I think it too, though, but but people look at you automatically when you walk into any establishment in wearing the exact same thing at that point, though, I've had a lot of wine, so I don't care, I bring it on, it's okay.

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So Monique is also our very first return guest, so she was with us at the very beginning.

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She was one of our first guests.

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She's an OG when we were back in the old, smaller studio.

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Now we're doing it bigger and better, and we hear she likes it bigger and better.

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Oh yes, she's back for more and we actually had a really good response for her.

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We had a lot of guys write in that they wanted to date you.

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Unfortunately, not many of them were what you were looking for.

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So we weren't successful in setting you up on a date, but your episode was very successful and we had a lot of interest.

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Well, I like to hear that I am kind of picky, so hence the reason I'm still single.

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You had someone stalk you.

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They found you on our episode.

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They did.

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And went through hoops to find your contact information.

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Yes, they did and contacted you and tried to date you.

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But what happened there?

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You know what?

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They contacted me and I was intrigued.

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Obviously I was kind of you never know with that kind of stuff.

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It should have been a red flag that they didn't contact you through us and they went behind our backs.

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That should have been red flag number one guys Go to them first At.

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Meat Market Podcast, not directly to our guests, and it just wasn't a match, unfortunately.

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You know what Things don't happen and it's everything for a reason.

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So here I am again.

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So she was born famous when she was a baby.

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She was in the newspaper for the most traveled baby.

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Yes, I was Because she was born here, but then my parents were living in the Philippines, my dad was a diplomat, and so tell the story.

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Well, that's pretty much just it, because my dad was a diplomat, so we just would travel all the time.

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And England got a hold of my situation and just decided to get me and put an article in the newspaper for the most traveled baby who's older I am, you are, so your parents didn't try to make you the new, most traveled baby when you were born.

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They just put them into her into dance contests and made her that way famous, yeah put me into pageants.

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Yeah, that's funny so tell us about you.

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Um you are.

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You grew up traveling, yep, grew up traveling.

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Um where have you lived?

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So let's see philippines, switzerland, where you were born, london, south africa, uh, tokyo, and now in mesa and you get so many people how did you go from tokyo and london to mesa?

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and I still don't know.

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I can't answer that.

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I think, just things happen.

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I became a teacher and my job is in mesa.

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So well, you had a pretty wild high school experience in japan who did?

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I did yeah, yeah, she was like making out with a guy from prodigy remember prodigy, oh boy twisted fire star, sir twisted fire star, is that the song prodigy?

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is it?

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How does that go again?

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Okay, so there was a nightclub in tokyo and you can be like 13 and go to the nightclubs, you know you were partying there at 14 years old my brother was 12, drinking old-fashioned oh my god, and it was an all-girls school that I went to and the nuns hated me.

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You were just fiending to get out.

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I just did not like the all girls.

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The nuns hated me and, you know, would roll up my skirts.

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I'm like I don't know why.

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Because there were no boys in the school.

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Why did we?

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do that.

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It's kind of true.

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There were no boys to impress I don't know.

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So the weekends came and we had the same thing.

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And as a tall girl, I couldn't wear shorts or skirts.

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I always had to wear pants, because every time I would, my skirt would be shorter than my fingertips.

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And I'd try to do the thing where you shrug your shoulders up to make your arms shorter to make sure that your skirt goes past your fingertips.

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It's funny, though, because our skirts were so long, but remember our PE shorts.

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They were so short, our butt cheeks were hanging out and I never understood that.

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The nuns did not like me.

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In fact, I went back a couple of years ago and the nuns saw me and they're like you were the naughty one, naughty, naughty.

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Oh my God, that's funny.

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And I said, yes, I was, but now I'm a teacher with a master's degree, so Mr.

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Ascension.

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So you were on Family Feud, I was, and Steve Harvey took about an hour trying to give you dating advice.

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He sure did, yeah, he did, wow, did he give you anything?

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good Well, he told me not to go for my original type.

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She always goes for the same Cops and firefighters.

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I know.

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Tat tattoos bad boys.

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We talked about this in the first episode.

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You're a man and bad boy in a uniform.

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I know what can I can't help myself.

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And he told her you need to switch it up, go for something different, which she did.

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Uncle dick, how did that work out for her?

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She was stranded alone in colorado amongst other places too.

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So do you think it's weird when girls who dated the same guy become friends?

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yes, I do, monique, and I have told you this.

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So it's kind of a funny story.

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So she dated a guy and he he had issues and he did not treat her.

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He had huge issues, yeah he was not the nicest, he's the one that stranded her multiple times.

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The one that liked to wear underwear on his head.

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Yeah, the one that liked to wear thongs on his head.

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Oh God, you remember that?

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How could?

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I forget that little nugget of information.

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Are you kidding me?

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So she became friends with his ex and they started hanging out and posting pictures on Facebook, when they were both friends with his mother and his family on Facebook.

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But then what's funny is he started dating a new girl and they broke up and she reached out to Monique and said oh, you were right, because I guess she had contacted him before to be like, what are the red flags?

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And my sister was honest.

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But now she reached out to her and now she's a part of the group.

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Oh my gosh, I'm like part of the group, oh my god, welcome, baby welcome.

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I can just see his reaction when he sees pictures of you.

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Oh, he's crazy.

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It's like the uncle dick anti-fan club.

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Basically is what it is.

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We're gonna send him a christmas card of all three of us, oh my god, with a glass of champagne.

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Happy christmas.

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Hilarious.

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Tell the story about when you went to colorado together.

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Oh, we just went to colorado for my october break.

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I was really looking forward to a peaceful week away in Durango and he got mad at absolutely nothing and I started laughing at him because I thought it was a joke.

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I was like this is hilarious.

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He was serious and he stormed off Get your bags, we're leaving.

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I'm like we just got here last night.

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That was an eight hour drive.

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He was actually serious and he got in his car and he was gonna drive off without me and I said I have no idea where we are.

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This is the middle of nowhere.

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And I said can you please, please, please, just take me home.

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I don't want to take an airport.

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You know, I don't know where the airport he was like you need to find yourself your way to the airport, to the airport and he.

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Am I allowed to swear on this show?

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Probably not.

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Oh, I can't, okay.

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Well, he said get in the fucking back seat, shut your fucking mouth and only talk to me if you have to pee.

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Isn't that so mean?

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So I had to tuck my tail between my legs, get in the back seat and just sit there for eight hours just coming back home.

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Hell, no, I would have called an Uber.

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That would have been an expensive Uber, though, From Colorado to Arizona.

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No to the airport.

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I would have called an Uber to the airport.

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I didn't know what the airport was.

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It maps Uber.

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When you just type in airport, it will tell you Uber will freak out at this point.

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I thought it was a joke still, I literally thought it was a joke because it was so crazy and she's on a teacher's salary, I bet a last minute flight would be thousands of dollars At least be a decent person and just say okay, we've had a misunderstanding, we're leaving.

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I'll drive you home, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, to put you in the back seat and only only talk to me if you have to pee like, yeah, that's so rude, yeah, but I wanted to get home yeah, seriously I had to shut my mouth and smile unless you had to be.

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Did you ever have to pee before he had to pee?

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Did you have to like, be like?

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yeah, I think once or twice I think once or twice and he stopped and just sat there with the steering wheel, with the engine running, just waited until I did my thing, came back in, and I think I got myself a bottle of wine at that point, just like drinking in the backseat, yeah, so she pretty much had an uber driver.

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She's in the back.

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Basically, it pretty much was a free uber exactly hilarious.

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So you've had a lot of other bad dates from the apps, right?

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Oh yeah, I'm kind of like over the whole thing are you still on the apps?

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Um, on, I am on the apps, but I don't take them seriously at all.

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You know, they're just all I don't know.

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It's just not fun anymore.

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Just the things that they sound like oh god, roll my eyes and just kind of like next and just yeah like you had a guy that didn't.

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he order a bunch of food and drink and you just had one drink and you went to give your credit card to offer to pay half and he put it all on your card.

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He put it yeah, well, he halved it, oh okay, but I had one drink and he had a bunch of stuff and you know being the nice one, but then, yep, he took it me to this day.

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By the way, does he really?

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He still can't.

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He finds me on social media, on instagram and facebook, and he's, and I guess he found me a couple on a couple of the apps I'm sure it was a cheap date for him.

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He'd love to do it again.

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I'm sure he would after that didn't he be like, hey, you want to go get some more drinks?

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Yeah he's like let's go.

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No, I'm not gonna pay for you to do karaoke.

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So yeah no, I'm just the, the apps are just.

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And what about that guy that you woke up and you had a black eye?

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Oh gosh.

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Tell that story.

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Just went on a date, had some wine and then the next day I came home and I woke up so I think he drugged your drink, right.

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I don't know what happened.

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I just woke up and I thought I had mascara on my eye so I was like rubbing off and it just hurt so bad.

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I looked, I didn't have my glasses on and I had a total black eye.

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Absolutely no idea what happened.

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Seriously, yeah, it was scary it was and then didn't you bring it up to him and he, he like, disregarded it he disregarded it.

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He actually invited me the next day to um his boathouse.

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He's like would you like to come to the my boathouse with some friends?

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And I said, well, just to let you know, I have a black eye from last night.

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And he's like, okay, well, you know what, I'm gonna go golfing instead like wouldn't you be like I'm so?

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sorry what happened, what he not wants what happened or anything like that.

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So that makes the day end.

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Did you like hook up with him?

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Did you go to his place?

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nope, I ubered home well, he got in an uber with me, ubered home and then left.

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It was all just.

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Yeah, I just woke up with a black eye and I had to explain that to my whole family on family day the next day.

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I was like surprise guys, how did that date go, Whoa.

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That's crazy.

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Do you have a little summer fling this summer while you're off?

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A?

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summer fling From school, from school no.

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No, no, not a fling from school While you're off, oh my God, while you're off from school.

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You're going to Turks and Caicos, right?

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I'm going to Turks and Caicos yeah with a book With another teacher right With another teacher.

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So You're going to the same place.

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We are the same.

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She had a summer thing last time Look at you Okay.

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Maybe you'll meet that Tom guy from the Real Housewives.

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He's always there poaching on the guests.

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Wait, it's Tom from the New York Housewives.

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Is it that guy?

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I think it was a guy.

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It was him.

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Gray hair.

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I don't know, I can't remember what he looks like, but I remember the storyline because I think the ladies from New York went to Turks and Caicos and went to his house.

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Yes, what that's him.

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The same house that we went to because he had a thing for Lindsay.

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He must be all about bringing people back to his house because he was so quick to be like come to my house and I'm pretty, if I remember correctly.

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So my two guilty reality tv pleasures are the real housewives and the 90 day fiancee franchises and I watch like every I watch, like every grouping of them, and so the details all sort of merge together and.

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I can't remember exactly the details of what he looked like, but I'm pretty sure that he dated or had been with like three of the housewives I would have been.

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Oh, honestly, he was at the place that we say club med and he was there every night looking for those tourists just so he could I felt special and privileged because he was pursuing me so hard and that one employer is like he does this to every woman, every night he's here doing the same thing.

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Hilarious, that's so funny.

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Not so special, not so special.

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Well, keep an eye out for him this trip, yes, for me get a picture with him, I'd appreciate it.

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So are you looking to get married?

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Are you looking to get married?

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Are you looking to have kids?

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What are you looking for?

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I'm just looking at this point to have fun.

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I'm not looking to get married.

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I don't want to force it.

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I've been married twice and I'm not, you know, actively saying I need to find a husband.

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I'm looking to find someone that I can have fun with.

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If it happens, it happens.

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If it doesn't, so be it.

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It's okay, quite okay.

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I was like you're very family oriented.

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I'm extremely family number one for you.

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Yeah, so you're looking for someone to kind of bring into the family, to be another member of the family?

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I am, and, as you know, our family's kind of.

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I mean, we're a bit crazy.

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We like to drink a lot we're english and, yeah, we love to get together and I think a lot of people are kind of intimidated by that.

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so when they come in and they see our crazy ways, they're just shoot.

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They either take a tequila shot to fit in or they're out the door Out the door, it's probably why I was single for so long.

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And we've talked about this before.

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So Lindsay has no problem introducing a guy to the family super early on.

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Are you the same way?

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Do you bring guys to the family functions?

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I used to.

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I used to be okay with bringing them, but now, as I've done that, I kind of wait a little bit.

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Especially my mom is very judgmental.

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She's just like sitting there with the spotlight.

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Oh, my mom is so judgmental and so I don't want to put that on straight away because she's very Can be like intimidating.

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Oh yeah, it's hard to win my mom over.

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I think I told this story the last time, but when I was, I think, 19, I lost my virginity.

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I was living in Japan and he was a scoundrel.

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Douchebag cheating on my left and right scoundrel.

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I love that word.

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I'm gonna bring that word back.

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He was a scoundrel.

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Well and so I was living with my parents at the time in Japan, and you know, in Japan you take your shoes off at the front door.

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His shoes were there, and when he left my mom was pissed and she's like.

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I saw his shoes at the front door and I wanted to rip them to shreds.

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I'm looking back.

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She should have.

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You do not mess with a gaggy.

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No, you do not mess with her, not my mom, yeah, so speaking of 90 Day, fiancé, did you see the season where there was the Colombian woman, the crazy Colombian woman?

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She's beautiful.

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I woman.

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She's beautiful.

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I forget her name.

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There was a.

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Colombian woman that there's been multiple Colombian women.

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She was dating a guy that was very feminine, with skinny arms.

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I remember you remember right?

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I don't remember her name, but I remember them as a couple so they did a spin-off, kind of like bachelor in paradise, 90 day hunt for love, where they all go on an island.

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Okay, she's there and my husband, aaron, flies with a pilot who is on this 90 day hunt for love and he has a fling with her and they leave together.

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But I don't know how it's worked out now, but he's going to be hopefully coming on the podcast.

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Oh hello good looking, so watch out.

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Reality show star, who's also a pilot, can give you free travel.

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You want to stay too?

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Maybe that'll be your guy, momo it might be you never know they could bond with.

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Know they could bond with your husband, he could bond with your husband.

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Then you guys could go on your trips together in your matching outfits.

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It would be so cute.

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Take over the world.

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Take over the world.

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Take over the world, machi.

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So what are your deal breakers, my deal breakers?

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Okay, let's see Lying.

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I do not know why they do that.

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They just sit there and I feel like they have something to make me want to make me jealous, are they?

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Trying to make you jealous I don't know I think I just don't get it like talking about their sex lives and how beautiful they were and I love model types and I love younger women and yeah, okay, then go for that.

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I think, that's an insecurity thing, wait so you wait, say that again.

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I said I've never dated someone who talks about their ex a lot.

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I don't know why.

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I just I don't like it.

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I'm like I'm not trying to talk about exes.

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I want to get to know you and move forward, but as soon as they mention an ex, I just totally lose interest.

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I just don't care about that at all.

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So, yeah, um, so why do you think it hasn't worked out with exes in the past?

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Um, I don't like someone telling me what to do and I I kind of feel like I'm a little bit of a free spirit and kind of just go with the flow the moment someone tells me you're not allowed to, especially when people tell me that I can't hang out with my family, that is an absolute no-no.

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Have you had guys tell you that you can't hang out with your family?

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Yes, I have.

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She has multiple.

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Really I get insecure of her relationship with the family.

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Yep, because we hang out together a lot.

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She lives very, so she goes there every morning and has coffee with my mom With my mom.

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It's just before I go to work.

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I have coffee with my mom, but there's a lot of guys that just don't like it.

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They think that it's excessive.

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Do they think that you're lying about where you are?

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I don't think so, because I'm very honest about it.

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I mean, I'll send them pictures or whatever, but for some reason they just like to have me under their thumb and I don't like.

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I feel like that's weird, because I feel like most people want someone who is family oriented and who has strong relationships with their family.

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So to tell you that you can't hang out with your family so that seems weird to me.

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Maybe it's the type I go for, because there's bad boy kind of.

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You know, they just like to have to, you know, be in control of what I do, where I go, who I'm seeing well, and you've dated some guys that are like narcissistic oh boy right, absolutely one of the things is.

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The isolation is they want to isolate you from your friends, and so if your closest friends are your family, they can't take you away from friends.

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So I guess they try to take you away from your family instead and they just want it to be all about them.

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And I'm you know what, when I'm in a relationship, I will absolutely make my man number one and so important.

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But I'm not going to give up my family and my friends.

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Yeah, 100%.

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You know, obviously there's give and take and I get that, but not to where they get mad at me for hanging out with my parents.

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Just no, yeah, absolutely not.

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So what are your hobbies?

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What do you do in your free time?

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Drink wine, obviously.

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I love to travel.

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Go to comedy clubs uh, I love animals.

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Watch movies, swim yeah, hang out with family no, you cannot it's not allowed.

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Not allowed.

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This is new, since you were on last money uh-oh, we've got a listener question.

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If I can open, my get your password right.

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A listener question.

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The microphone's in front of my face, so it like doesn't recognize my face to swipe.

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All right, so this one comes from stacia.

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We just got married and suddenly all the little quirks I once found cute are driving me crazy.

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Is this normal or did we rush into forever?

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I don't know.

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Sounds like you're rushed into forever to me, but can you say?

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that to all the quirks that she thought were cute now annoy her.

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Yeah, they're giving her the ick then, essentially yeah so she got mine too quick.

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We got married and suddenly all the quirks I once found cute are driving me crazy is this normal or did?

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We rush, that's what I'm saying, like, yeah, you rush.

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I think so because I think if you love someone, those quirks are not an ick you know, yeah, and the quirks are quirks from the beginning exactly, he's always.

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He should have been always doing those, yeah his quirk was that he was a loud chewer like and now they're driving you crazy that you got married.

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It's not driving you crazy because you got married.

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It's driving you crazy because you just weren't paying attention to it.

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She shouldn't get married because I feel like no one's perfect, we all have our quirks right, and if it's gonna constantly give you the egg, just don't paying attention to it.

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And maybe she shouldn't get married because I feel like no one's perfect, we all have our quirks right and if it's going to constantly give you the ick, just don't get married.

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And.

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I've noticed that, like if I'm with someone and he itches his nose, if I like him, I'm like that's so cute, and if I don't, I'm like oh my God, that's so annoying and so ugly.

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It's true.

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I remember one time I went on a date and we went for sushi and we ordered edamame and it was taking a long time, so we just said where's our edamame?

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And I gave you the biggest egg.

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I was so turned off.

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All he did was ask for the edamame.

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That's when you know it's just not the one.

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Where's my?

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edamame.

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And it just fucking robbed me the wrong.

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I was so turned off but it wasn't anything bad.

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But I think so, like on your list, on your list of ics is if he asks where's the edamame at a sushi restaurant from now on.

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But I think it's like if you just don't like the guy, you'll find everything annoying everything you know, even if you just like cook like yeah, just like sounds like she got married too fast and fell out of.

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Fell out of love, yeah that's why you should take your time to get to know someone Lost your feels, so we're going to discuss this article.

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Travelling with a new partner, since you've had such great experience travelling with exes.

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Don't do it.

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Travelling together early in a relationship can be equal parts thrilling and revealing and stressful.

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It really does serve as an intense compatibility test.

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It can make or break a relationship.

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Here are some things to look out for when traveling with a new partner.

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So potential pitfalls and how to avoid them.

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Overplanning or underplanning.

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One person might want an itinerary let's do A, b, c and D and one person might want to just, you know, fly by the seat of your pants.

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That's kind of my.

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I think that's true.

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I hate it, didn't you?

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Your ex-husband in Hawaii and he?

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met with a planner that morning he planned everything.

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He was a navy seal, you know, and in the and so he and a police officer as well.

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From seven o'clock we're gonna wake up, we're gonna go for a hike, and then we're gonna do this, and then we're gonna go for breakfast, and then we're gonna.

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I'm like, oh my god, can we just lie on the beach?

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This is Hawaii you know that's, so I think it's important to talk about your travel styles and come yeah up with like a middle ground.

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So everyone's happy.

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Budget misalignments.

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You know it can be stressful, you know.

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Maybe talk about how your budget, you can agree upon a budget.

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It's true.

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I remember when I was super young I went to Vegas and it was stressful because when you're, you know, early 20s and you're paying rent and you know you don't have a two income household, it's stressful like the food and the drinks, income, household.

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It's stressful, the like the food and the drinks and and there's ways, like when I was with my ex, like I put him as my companion on my like airline right, so he was my companion, so I always got our flights because he flew with me as my companion and then he always got the hotel where we were staying.

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So it was probably it wasn't a hundred percent even because I think the hotel stay was probably always a lot more expensive than the flight, than the round trip flights were.

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But like that's sort of how we came to our agreement is like I always got the flights and he always got the hotel.

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So you split it up even.

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Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, that's good um too much together time.

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Spending 24 7 together can be overwhelming.

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Don't be afraid to build in solo time, whether it's a morning walk alone or reading by the pool while your partner shops.

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I disagree with this.

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I feel like if you're going to go on holiday, you want to spend as much time with them.

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Yeah, you want to spend time together.

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That's why you're going on holiday together, if one of you wants to do something and the other one doesn't want to do it.

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I don't know if that's someone I want to be with.

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Especially if they want to go to the bar by themselves, you know.

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I'm just going to go have a drink by myself.

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Right.

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Like if a guy pulls, oh I need some alone time when you're on vacation.

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I don't know.

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I don't know I could like cause I I need a day like just I enjoy laying and reading and so I will lay on the beach and read for hours, for like four hours.

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My ex, he couldn't just lay and sit, so while I would lay on the beach and read that makes he would go fishing.

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Or he would go grab a paddleboard from the surf shop and like go out and play in the water like I don't think you have to have to do every single thing together.

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But you're doing that because you have different passions, different ones, not because you need your alone time.

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Yeah, you know this is saying too much together time.

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I don't know.

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When I'm in a relationship I feel like there's no, you know whatever.

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Different horses, different courses.

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Tips for a smooth first trip start small, like a small weekend getaway.

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Don't go for like three weeks absolutely like an international one, you know yeah because uncle d actually went on an international trip with an ex and he did the same thing with her Stranded her internationally.

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Stranded her and canceled her trip, and she had kids at the time, canceled her trip, her kids' trip, plane tickets too.

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So she was stranded.

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So I don't think international at the beginning stages anyway is good.

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I think you have to start small.

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You have to start with like a Baby steps.

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You have to start small.

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You have to start with like a Baby steps.

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You have to start with like especially like here in Arizona.

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You could start with like a Sedona weekend Exactly, or a Rocky Point.

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Like somewhere that is easy to get to and from by yourself, by yourself.

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Yes, a hundred percent.

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A hundred percent, that's safe as well.

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Yeah, communicate openly about pet peeves must sees what you're looking for, what you want to get out of it.

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That makes sense.

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Unpack patience.

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Things will go wrong.

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How you handle them together says more than a perfectly planned trip ever could be.

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Celebrate little wins, like you made it to the hotel safe.

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Cheers to that, small victories.

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Build confidence in each other.

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Set a budget so you're not stressing about finances.

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Be open to trying new things, like I hate heights and my husband is always booking me to do ziplining and parasailing and I always do it.

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You always do that.

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I hate helicopters.

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I've never, ever, had a desire to go in a helicopter and I was pregnant, so I had to pee every five seconds and he booked me a trip in a helicopter.

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He wasn't even on that, that's so funny I'm having anxiety like what if I have to pee.

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That's funny.

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I was on a trip once in portland and we were hiking multnomah falls and one of the friends was the same way hates hiking, hated hiking.

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She's like halfway up she was like fuck this shit, I'm staying right here.

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She's like I am not going to the top.

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So a couple of us went when we finished the hike and we went to the top and we're standing there and we're taking pictures, you know, and it's beautiful.

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And pretty soon we turn around and we see her like trudging up and she's like, oh my God, and we were like you made it to the top.

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So she made it and we still laugh about it to this day and and she was like I'm just so proud of myself that I actually made it to the top of the waterfall good for her.

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So it's like you.

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Sometimes you feel like you don't want to do things and then if you're somewhere that's like a once in a lifetime thing or like it's something that you might not be back to see again, in a really long time.

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Yeah, it's like just do it, just like go on the helicopter ride do the zip lining.

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Do it all, because I'd rather regret the things that I've done than regret the things that I didn't do.

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I'd hate to be like, oh man, maybe I should have done yes, exactly because you typically like you don't really like extreme.

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What do you call those sports where they're like thrilling?

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What do you call those like adrenaline?

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adrenaline junkie, but we went to.

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Mexico City, where they have those super high pyramids that you can walk up.

00:27:59.287 --> 00:28:00.390
And I started walking.

00:28:00.390 --> 00:28:01.736
I'm like aha, I'm going to make it to the top.

00:28:01.736 --> 00:28:10.872
And then it got so high I was freaking out, shaking, and then I see my sister run past me and she literally runs all the way to the top and is like woo, and then runs all the way down.

00:28:10.872 --> 00:28:13.674
Well, I, I'll try to get down because it's so stupid.

00:28:13.674 --> 00:28:15.577
I like things with adrenaline to a certain degree.

00:28:15.577 --> 00:28:17.079
I will not jump out of an airplane.

00:28:17.160 --> 00:28:17.961
I will absolutely not do that.

00:28:17.961 --> 00:28:18.582
No, I want to do that.

00:28:18.582 --> 00:28:19.462
It's on my bucket list.

00:28:19.482 --> 00:28:20.743
Really, absolutely not.

00:28:20.743 --> 00:28:23.690
Yeah, like shark diving I couldn't do, you know, in the cage.

00:28:23.809 --> 00:28:25.817
Oh, I've swam with sharks you have.

00:28:25.837 --> 00:28:34.303
Yeah, not in a cage, but just like free me check your accommodations privacy.

00:28:34.303 --> 00:28:42.487
It's an increasing trend for modern hotels to have completely glass bathrooms, including loos, which might be too much, too soon for a first time trip together.

00:28:42.487 --> 00:28:43.386
Wait, what do you?

00:28:43.386 --> 00:28:47.673
So everyone can see so every yeah, so your partner can see you using okay, so do you?

00:28:48.535 --> 00:28:49.557
that is kind of weird on the first.

00:28:49.557 --> 00:28:55.519
Can I ask this question do you poop in the hotel on the first vacation?

00:28:55.519 --> 00:28:57.526
No, or do you go to the lobby bathroom?

00:28:59.095 --> 00:29:05.674
That's what this says it says another tip is to find a close communal hotel bathroom so you don't have to go there.

00:29:05.674 --> 00:29:07.372
You guys do I?

00:29:07.392 --> 00:29:08.655
hold it until I'm done.

00:29:08.655 --> 00:29:09.077
You do.

00:29:09.077 --> 00:29:11.897
I can't, no, I just go right in the bathroom.

00:29:11.897 --> 00:29:16.672
I don't leave the room because I feel like that makes it more obvious that you're leaving.

00:29:16.672 --> 00:29:17.575
So do you make an excuse like?

00:29:17.795 --> 00:29:19.058
I have to go down and get a coffee.

00:29:19.078 --> 00:29:19.941
It depends on this?

00:29:20.210 --> 00:29:20.872
Probably that.

00:29:20.872 --> 00:29:26.663
Or I'm going to go get some ice, or, you know, I'll go get us some wine, but if it's in the middle of the night I'll just put the water.

00:29:26.663 --> 00:29:27.267
I don't know.

00:29:27.287 --> 00:29:29.016
Oh my God hilarious, I get very nervous.

00:29:29.016 --> 00:29:34.722
People make such a big deal about it.

00:29:34.742 --> 00:29:38.674
They get anxiety about going on a trip because they don't want to have to go to the restaurant Jamie, my brother's ex.

00:29:38.674 --> 00:29:39.739
She refused.

00:29:39.739 --> 00:29:43.267
She would get literally sick because she wouldn't do it in the bathroom.

00:29:43.327 --> 00:29:43.750
That's so funny.

00:29:43.750 --> 00:29:45.175
She would have to go down into the lobby.

00:29:45.175 --> 00:29:49.184
Well, and I know people who won't go in public.

00:29:49.425 --> 00:29:50.250
Me too, oh really.

00:29:50.471 --> 00:29:51.675
What do you do when you're traveling?

00:29:51.675 --> 00:29:54.019
Are you just constipated for a week because?

00:29:54.419 --> 00:29:56.781
I couldn't like, I don't understand.

00:29:56.781 --> 00:30:03.756
I know people who refuse to go in public, like they'll be at a restaurant and have to go and they'll hold it, and then I need to go home.

00:30:03.776 --> 00:30:04.518
So is it because they're?

00:30:04.678 --> 00:30:09.355
scared of the being in public or the dirtiness of it, the person I know that does this.

00:30:09.396 --> 00:30:11.301
I need to dive a little bit deeper into the subject.

00:30:12.971 --> 00:30:16.156
I have some questions that I need to answer.

00:30:16.156 --> 00:30:19.604
I want to know is it because they're embarrassed or is it because of the germs?00:30:19.663 --> 00:30:32.815


No, so this person says that their body literally like shuts down in public and they will not go to the bathroom in a public place Interesting that's not their own house, like it's a phobia of theirs.00:30:32.835 --> 00:30:33.538


Like it's a phobia.00:30:33.630 --> 00:30:35.954


Like it's a visceral reaction from their body.00:30:35.954 --> 00:30:40.423


Like their body will not allow them to shit in public.00:30:42.111 --> 00:30:47.342


Okay, honest question Do you think a guy will get turned off if a woman poops in the hotel room?00:30:47.342 --> 00:30:48.434


I don't think guys care.00:30:48.434 --> 00:30:49.773


I don't think guys care either.00:30:50.155 --> 00:31:04.807


I don't know, maybe they do, maybe we'll get a bunch of comments on this that it's like actually I'm interested because I can imagine some guys being like, I just find that that's not feminine, that's just not ladylike, you know, yeah, my woman doesn't poop, yeah I think we were grown up in a such, like my dad.00:31:04.826 --> 00:31:07.171


You got to be ladylike so I'm just dainty.00:31:07.171 --> 00:31:08.354


Yes, I don't know.00:31:08.354 --> 00:31:10.077


Give them some grace.00:31:10.077 --> 00:31:11.621


Traveling can be stressful.00:31:11.621 --> 00:31:13.951


Often the stress of travel brings out the worst in us.00:31:13.951 --> 00:31:14.673


Give them some grace.00:31:14.673 --> 00:31:15.233


Blah, blah, blah.00:31:15.233 --> 00:31:16.336


Preparation is key.00:31:16.336 --> 00:31:31.934


Remember to be prepared and to take essentials in case things don't go to plan tissues, antibacterial wipes don't forget your passport, don't forget your purse right we've learned our lesson be organized, make sure your phone battery is always good.00:31:31.934 --> 00:31:33.676


So yeah, that was pretty much it.00:31:34.759 --> 00:31:39.465


Yeah, I think travel style is important to talk about.00:31:39.465 --> 00:31:46.858


What time do you get to the airport, because I hate spending time in the airport Really I prefer, like more time at the airport.00:31:46.930 --> 00:31:49.407


I want to get there sit at the bar so you can relax.00:31:49.428 --> 00:31:52.521


And yeah, I'm like drop me off 45 minutes before my flight leaves.00:31:52.643 --> 00:31:53.325


That would drive me.00:31:53.325 --> 00:32:00.578


I would have too much stress about that have and I am straight to the gate and on, like I am straight through security, straight to the gate and on when we were on family feud.00:32:00.578 --> 00:32:09.377


We got to the airport I think a couple hours early and they still missed their flight because that line to check your baggage was so long, because it was just after the tailors oh, I don't check your bags.00:32:09.377 --> 00:32:17.589


I carry on only usually, but they missed their freaking flight because the two hours in the line yeah, the check to check the baggage.00:32:17.690 --> 00:32:23.690


Yeah, because it was taylor swift, and so there's so many people like outfits and outfits and outfits.00:32:23.769 --> 00:32:25.213


Yeah, but just weren't prepared.00:32:25.233 --> 00:32:26.898


You know, we kind of do get a bit of anxiety.00:32:26.898 --> 00:32:33.992


We want to be there early so we don't have to stress about, you know, missing the flight or waiting security personality, though, so that I think it runs in our family.00:32:34.113 --> 00:32:40.123


I'm the same, my mom is listening, but no I'm like the same.00:32:40.182 --> 00:32:47.880


I like to check in, have you know 30 minutes to relax with a nice cold beer or drink, just not have to rush people watch and I am not.00:32:47.940 --> 00:32:48.340


It's funny.00:32:48.340 --> 00:32:53.594


So last friday I was my brother in law was driving me to the airport.00:32:53.594 --> 00:32:55.759


I was going to Vegas just like for a quick weekend.00:32:55.759 --> 00:33:05.201


And we get on the freeway and we're talking, talking and he good thing, he said something because he's like you're going to DFW, right, and I was like, no, I'm flying out of love.00:33:05.201 --> 00:33:06.867


And he was like, oh crap.00:33:06.867 --> 00:33:09.674


So he like had to quick turn around, so like so.00:33:09.674 --> 00:33:12.602


But I ended it like I made my flight, it was no problem.00:33:12.602 --> 00:33:26.260


But he was like, thank god I asked you before we got too far, you know, out out of town, because they live really close to Dallas, love, and so DFW is a lot, is a farther drive.00:33:26.260 --> 00:33:42.897


But it was in moments like that I'm like, oh, I wish I was a little bit more of a like let me be at the airport a little bit early, but so that's just I remember one time when we were flying back from Portugal I was so close to missing my flight, like I had to go through my husband's a pilot.00:33:42.950 --> 00:33:44.676


So he just goes through the crew.00:33:44.676 --> 00:33:48.421


So he was there and he's like Lindsay, they're boarding, they're about to close the doors, they're closing the doors.00:33:48.421 --> 00:33:55.957


They say you need to be here now and I was searching my bag.00:33:55.957 --> 00:33:56.798


I know what was I thinking.00:33:56.798 --> 00:34:03.163


So they're I'm such an errand, so they're going through pulling all my clothes out, find the wine and Erin's, like they're closing the door.00:34:03.163 --> 00:34:07.047


So I literally am running like my life depends on it, because I wanted to get back to the kids.00:34:08.371 --> 00:34:09.632


You were probably wearing heels.00:34:10.614 --> 00:34:16.824


I probably was wearing heels and I made it like literally by, like an inch.00:34:16.824 --> 00:34:17.264


That's funny.00:34:17.264 --> 00:34:22.197


So now it's time for the celebrity cut, where we marinate in the juices of the celebrities.00:34:22.197 --> 00:34:24.114


So tell me, do you like Meghan Markle?00:34:24.476 --> 00:34:25.137


Is it just me?00:34:25.579 --> 00:34:26.402


No, I do not like her.00:34:27.030 --> 00:34:27.735


I do not like her.00:34:28.489 --> 00:34:41.244


And a lot of that's from watching your podcasts, by the way because I learn a Lindsay does, she's fake royalty in my opinion, and there's nothing to like about her.00:34:41.244 --> 00:34:45.969


So you know, what's funny to me is have you heard all those conspiracy theories that the kids don't exist?00:34:45.989 --> 00:34:47.516


Yes, Only from your podcast.00:34:47.516 --> 00:34:50.307


No, I have not heard this conspiracy theory.00:34:50.931 --> 00:34:53.237


I'm not into conspiracy theories at all.00:34:53.237 --> 00:35:01.454


It's ludicrous to me, but a lot of people think these kids don't exist.00:35:01.454 --> 00:35:02.798


Apparently, her dad came out and said that she had a hysterectomy.00:35:02.798 --> 00:35:03.221


She can't have kids.00:35:03.221 --> 00:35:07.476


And then what she does most of the kids they have bright ginger hair right, and people are like this can't be possible for them to have ginger hair.00:35:07.476 --> 00:35:13.954


So then I started researching and I guess a lot of people think that she had a surrogate.00:35:13.954 --> 00:35:14.836


Have them.00:35:14.876 --> 00:35:16.519


There's all these reasons, you know.00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:21.878


Um, the bump was too high, or the bump was too low, or she got down and that's physically impossible.00:35:21.878 --> 00:35:27.911


And when you look at, she claims that Lilibet was born in this hospital, but if you look at the records, there was no births that day.00:35:27.911 --> 00:35:32.791


She claims that Archie was born in this hospital, but if you look at the records, he wasn't born in that hospital.00:35:32.791 --> 00:35:35.155


Like all, these people just love to deep dive into this stuff.00:35:35.155 --> 00:35:38.943


Normally, as a royal, you take pictures when you exit the hospital.00:35:38.943 --> 00:35:39.503


It's tradition.00:35:39.503 --> 00:35:40.916


They waited six months.00:35:40.916 --> 00:35:42.356


There's all these theories.00:35:42.356 --> 00:35:47.780


Anyways, she posted that video of her twerking and inside sources say she did that to prove to everyone.00:35:47.780 --> 00:35:50.925


Look, I actually, but it did the opposite.00:35:50.925 --> 00:35:51.650


Did you see the comments.00:35:51.650 --> 00:35:54.753


Didn't they say that the bump was kind of off or something?00:35:54.773 --> 00:35:55.713


like that.00:35:55.833 --> 00:36:01.858


People were like I didn't believe the theories until I saw that video and now I'm convinced that's a fake bump.00:36:01.858 --> 00:36:02.980


She's faking it all.00:36:02.980 --> 00:36:07.603


She did this to prove people wrong, but it's actually doing the opposite, Like how she gets down low.00:36:07.603 --> 00:36:10.226


Is that possible when you're like nine, 10 months pregnant?00:36:10.646 --> 00:36:14.072


Yes, my sister went to a Barry's boot camp.00:36:14.072 --> 00:36:19.201


We went to a Barry's boot camp class together when she was like eight months pregnant like it, is you if?00:36:19.222 --> 00:36:36.878


you're in good physical shape you can move your body while you're pregnant, like while you're pregnant it's funny how people are sleuths like they zoom into this hospital room and people have come forward saying this is the surrogate room, where you wait to have the skin to skin contact and really it's just funny to me how it did the opposite.00:36:36.878 --> 00:36:40.204


Now more people are in on these theories, yeah interesting.00:36:40.204 --> 00:36:46.619


I don't know, I don't follow, I'm not into conspiracy theories, but if her dad does claim that she had a hysterectomy.00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:55.280


but my question is this oh, so her dad said that Apparently, oh, I didn't know that If she did use use surrogates.00:36:55.340 --> 00:36:56.384


It's very common nowadays.00:36:56.384 --> 00:36:57.967


Why wouldn't you just come out and be open?00:36:57.987 --> 00:36:58.228


about it.00:36:58.228 --> 00:37:04.762


Also, her dad is like her biggest hater, because wasn't he the one originally when they got married?00:37:04.762 --> 00:37:11.719


He was putting stuff out about her as well, like early on in their relationship, wasn't her dad, I think it?00:37:11.719 --> 00:37:18.775


Was Trying to like sabotage kind of sabotage, saying like that none of her family was invited to anything.00:37:19.097 --> 00:37:21.498


And she's trying to like disown her own family.00:37:21.498 --> 00:37:22.559


I thought her mom went.00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:23.081


She didn't go.00:37:23.101 --> 00:37:29.186


I don't know, I can't remember, I just remember her dad being in the news earlier on in her relationship.00:37:29.186 --> 00:37:29.746


What is the common?00:37:29.867 --> 00:37:30.126


thread.00:37:30.126 --> 00:37:31.817


She's estranged from her family.00:37:31.817 --> 00:37:33.876


Harry is now estranged from his family.00:37:34.311 --> 00:37:35.275


What is the common thread?00:37:35.275 --> 00:37:36.273


Right Harry is now estranged from his family.00:37:36.273 --> 00:37:36.373


What?00:37:36.393 --> 00:37:36.936


is the common thread, right?00:37:36.936 --> 00:37:38.581


I don't know what is your favorite place to go on a first date.00:37:38.581 --> 00:37:43.079


Definitely just a quick drink, glass of wine.00:37:43.079 --> 00:37:48.356


I do not want to do dinner because if I have that first interaction I'm like this is not going to go well.00:37:48.356 --> 00:37:51.318


I do not want to be stuck with him If he itches his nose, the wrong way.00:37:51.630 --> 00:37:57.400


If he itches his nose or itches his head the wrong way I nose or itches his head the wrong way, I don't want to be stuck, been there, done that, and I don't want to do coffee.00:37:57.681 --> 00:38:04.925


You know, I just just let's go for a glass exactly, just a quick and then, if I feel something, then we'll get appetizers and take it from there.00:38:04.925 --> 00:38:05.847


If not, it's an easy.00:38:05.847 --> 00:38:08.253


Well, I've got to get up early for school, nice.00:38:08.253 --> 00:38:15.677


So now it's time for the most delicious segment of the show zoyo and tell, sponsored by zoyo, your neighborhood yogurt.00:38:15.677 --> 00:38:17.891


This is where we get to know you, with zoyo.00:38:17.891 --> 00:38:20.056


Oh good, rapid fire questions.00:38:20.056 --> 00:38:20.898


Start now.00:38:20.898 --> 00:38:33.355


The best or worst pickup line you've ever heard or you've ever used, oh uh, the best or worst, I'll say the worst pickup line probably was some guy and I were talking at a bar.00:38:33.355 --> 00:38:41.346


We were talking about politics and so forth, and he said well, I think that you just need to go back to your own country, but before you go, can I buy you a drink?00:38:41.346 --> 00:38:43.271


Well, I hope you made him buy you a drink.00:38:43.773 --> 00:38:50.003


I made him buy me a drink and I left cheers, cheers to England.00:38:54.382 --> 00:38:55.344


Sorry, I had to do the shout out.00:38:55.344 --> 00:38:59.894


And favorite body part on a partner, oh, I don't know.00:38:59.894 --> 00:39:01.318


There's lots of things on a man that I love.00:39:01.318 --> 00:39:04.192


I love their eyes, I love their nose, I love lips.00:39:04.192 --> 00:39:06.014


I love this thing on a man.00:39:06.034 --> 00:39:06.777


I don't get that.00:39:06.836 --> 00:39:10.490


I've never understood that I think it's so sexy.00:39:10.490 --> 00:39:23.478


It's like sending you down to the I don't know her actual favorite part on a man I like it, it's not what gives you the ick?00:39:24.518 --> 00:39:30.641


uh, definitely, talking about themselves, talking about themselves a whole time with no questions, and talking about exes.00:39:30.641 --> 00:39:32.889


Is watching porn considered cheating?00:39:32.889 --> 00:39:35.820


Is watching porn considered cheating?00:39:35.820 --> 00:39:38.849


Um, I don't think it's considered cheating.00:39:38.849 --> 00:39:44.673


I mean, if it was to keep going on and on, I wouldn't like it because I would be like, well, what am I not doing right?00:39:44.673 --> 00:39:45.655


You know why?00:39:45.655 --> 00:39:46.599


Why are you doing that?00:39:46.599 --> 00:39:47.762


That I can't fulfill?00:39:47.762 --> 00:39:48.954


Or why are you not including me?00:39:48.954 --> 00:39:58.840


So it's like every night thing where I come home and he's like joking after porn, especially like midget porn or something I'd be like it's like not my cup of tea.00:39:58.880 --> 00:39:59.780


It's not my thing.00:39:59.780 --> 00:40:00.222


That's funny.00:40:00.222 --> 00:40:04.153


Before you're intimate, is it appropriate to ask your date how many people they've been with?00:40:04.153 --> 00:40:06.398


Yeah, I don't want to.00:40:06.398 --> 00:40:09.974


I don't want someone to ask me and I don't want to know how many they've been with.00:40:09.974 --> 00:40:13.733


I just think that that's the past and at our age it's the past.00:40:13.733 --> 00:40:16.199


Yeah, is it acceptable to have sex on a first date?00:40:16.199 --> 00:40:17.742


I don't have a problem with that.00:40:17.742 --> 00:40:20.797


Um, I know that there's a lot of controversy with that.00:40:20.797 --> 00:40:21.097


I don't.00:40:21.097 --> 00:40:26.456


I feel like with sex you have to make sure that you have that sexual chemistry, you know?00:40:26.456 --> 00:40:27.219


I mean, I think it's.00:40:27.219 --> 00:40:28.501


It's up to the person.00:40:28.501 --> 00:40:30.510


If they want to have sex, I don't see a big problem.00:40:30.510 --> 00:40:32.072


If they want to wait, then so be it.00:40:32.072 --> 00:40:35.253


So should you disclose mental health issues early in a relationship?00:40:35.253 --> 00:40:39.360


I don't know if a lot of people who have mental health actually know that they do.00:40:39.360 --> 00:40:41.679


Uncle D, complete psycho.00:40:41.679 --> 00:40:44.547


He did not bring any of that up, so I don't know.00:40:44.547 --> 00:40:47.014


But if you're aware of it, like if you have, I don't know.00:40:47.315 --> 00:40:48.561


If I was like bipolar.00:40:49.074 --> 00:40:51.583


Do you think you should disclose that?00:40:51.583 --> 00:40:52.405


I don't know.00:40:52.405 --> 00:40:53.719


I mean, what are your thoughts?00:40:53.719 --> 00:40:55.003


I mean, I don't know.00:40:55.003 --> 00:41:01.311


I mean, obviously, I would like it if a guy said by the way, I'm schizophrenic Because I would be like I'm going to just go to the bathroom.00:41:01.454 --> 00:41:02.440


That's all I am right now.00:41:03.938 --> 00:41:05.344


So I guess it would be yeah.00:41:06.036 --> 00:41:08.565


I think you should disclose it fairly early.00:41:08.565 --> 00:41:11.414


I don't think it's something you need to talk about on the first date necessarily.00:41:11.414 --> 00:41:19.409


If you're maintaining and controlling it, yeah, as long as you have it under control and you're getting the treatment that is appropriate.00:41:21.235 --> 00:41:24.836


So, whatever your mental health issues are, let's just say you did meet a guy that you really liked and then you found out that he was schizophrenic.00:41:24.836 --> 00:41:27.445


But taking medication, would that change your opinion of him?00:41:27.445 --> 00:41:31.682


Like would you still continue to get to know him?00:41:31.722 --> 00:41:43.250


my opinion of him, but it would make me think more, like think harder, about continuing on developing a serious relationship with him.00:41:43.335 --> 00:41:46.121


Yeah, I've been through so many guys that are just wacko.00:41:46.121 --> 00:41:52.766


I think at this point in my life, I'm just like done with crazies so yeah one last question.00:41:52.766 --> 00:41:54.193


We saved the best for last.00:41:54.193 --> 00:41:56.398


What's your favorite sexual position and why?00:41:56.398 --> 00:42:04.295


And why I love that you throw the and why I'm gonna go old school and just say missionary style.00:42:04.295 --> 00:42:09.681


I don't know something about the guy on top and just looking into your eyes yeah, it's like taking control and kissing you.00:42:09.681 --> 00:42:10.043


I don't know.00:42:10.144 --> 00:42:13.637


I just like that, make the sweet I like the romantical side of it.00:42:13.637 --> 00:42:17.001


I know how much you love those words, sweet love, make love.00:42:17.001 --> 00:42:22.748


She'd rather be banged any other questions, ladies.00:42:23.650 --> 00:42:26.795


Well, thank you you left it on a bang ended with a bang.00:42:26.795 --> 00:42:35.041


That's all right, okay so I want to know you guys do you guys have any like major differences between dating a british guy versus dating an american guy?00:42:36.264 --> 00:42:39.253


so I think that they're vastly different.00:42:39.253 --> 00:42:40.396


For example, you when was?00:42:40.416 --> 00:42:40.617


there.00:42:40.617 --> 00:42:42.083


Hang on to interrupt.00:42:42.083 --> 00:42:43.601


When was the last time you dated a British guy?00:42:43.601 --> 00:42:45.039


Because you've been married for a long time.00:42:45.996 --> 00:42:48.344


You know, probably in college, when I was in college there.00:42:48.344 --> 00:42:55.623


But you ask an American guy what your beauty regime is and he'll tell you what hair cream he uses, what face cream he uses, what scrub he uses.00:42:55.623 --> 00:43:00.706


You ask a Brit what their beauty regime is, and you ask a Brit what their beauty regime is and he'll say I don't know.00:43:00.706 --> 00:43:07.391


Guinness, like, I feel like American guys, would you say they maybe take care of themselves a bit better or use all these specific products.00:43:07.391 --> 00:43:10.599


English guys are, I think, more simple, a little bit more simple.00:43:10.599 --> 00:43:13.001


Yeah, I think personality too.00:43:13.001 --> 00:43:20.182


Typically Brits have a dirtier sense of humour, a more raunchy sense of humour they make sexual jokes more freely.00:43:22.114 --> 00:43:22.556


There's more banter.00:43:22.556 --> 00:43:28.800


I feel with an english guy there's a lot more maybe banter kind of like and less filters less, absolutely less filters like yeah, on photos you mean.00:43:28.800 --> 00:43:31.105


No, no less filters in what they say.00:43:31.105 --> 00:43:45.224


Okay, I think, because a lot of swear words and just kind of just like more raw, I think yeah and I know that in the states women can get easily offended, whereas I feel the women in England don't really get so easily offended.00:43:45.224 --> 00:43:46.592


Yeah, do you agree with that?00:43:46.592 --> 00:43:47.074


Definitely.00:43:47.094 --> 00:43:49.003


Have you dated a British guy recently?00:43:49.335 --> 00:43:50.460


Not while I've been in America.00:43:50.460 --> 00:44:04.112


I mean, I've talked to British guys and I just feel that there's more of a natural kind of you know, let's go to the pub, let's go get a drink, you know, but then American guy might say well, I have to go to the gym and I don't know if I can, because my chicken and broccoli is going to be left at home, you know.00:44:04.112 --> 00:44:09.900


But I will say I feel American guys are more gentlemanly, absolutely 100%, they always offer to pay.00:44:09.960 --> 00:44:10.963


They open car doors.00:44:10.963 --> 00:44:13.483


English guys, I feel they don't always offer to pay.00:44:26.340 --> 00:44:37.599


A date is to go to try to date you because you're british and they're british and they're like we're both like we're both british, so obviously we'll get along, so I had a guy reach out to me recently on.00:44:37.599 --> 00:44:48.744


I think it was bumble, very attractive, but he looks like james bond, uh-huh, it's like tell me he was real who knows, I wasn't entered you know, I was, he looked at, you know, and I think he lives in like las vegas or something.00:44:48.903 --> 00:44:50.456


Please tell me you still have the accent.00:44:50.456 --> 00:44:53.523


And you know, at that point I'm like you know, I don't know.00:44:53.523 --> 00:44:55.086


Yeah, I get that a lot.00:44:55.086 --> 00:44:56.637


Do you still have the accent?00:44:56.637 --> 00:44:58.099


That would be really sexy.00:44:58.099 --> 00:44:59.701


If you do, I'm like so what if I didn't?00:44:59.701 --> 00:45:07.137


So then I'm not gonna you know, yeah, so yeah, that's interesting I have a question can you date someone with a very strong, like german accent?00:45:07.137 --> 00:45:08.780


Absolutely, I love an accent.00:45:08.780 --> 00:45:16.882


Could you please bend over, spread those legs please what about british guys?00:45:16.961 --> 00:45:21.148


teeth, though, like, are british, are brit British guys, they're getting better.00:45:21.190 --> 00:45:22.117


Are they getting better, are they?00:45:22.237 --> 00:45:23.501


starting to fix their teeth.00:45:23.521 --> 00:45:29.447


I think that, to the point where it's a little bit, they look like chiclets now, I think because they've been so bad that British people.00:45:30.699 --> 00:45:34.972


They're stereotypically so bad that they've started to just do veneers.00:45:35.032 --> 00:45:37.880


I think someone even told us that you guys could not be British.00:45:37.900 --> 00:45:39.445


Your teeth are way too good when I was single.00:45:39.465 --> 00:45:40.768


There's no way, you're English your good when I was single.00:45:40.768 --> 00:45:41.856


There's no way you're English.00:45:41.856 --> 00:45:42.978


Your teeth are straight and white.00:45:42.978 --> 00:45:44.382


There's no way you're from England.00:45:44.523 --> 00:45:53.275


So we yeah if you're given the choice to date an American man or a British man who are you choosing?00:45:54.398 --> 00:45:59.858


I would have to probably say an American man yeah, as much as I love the banter, the kind of like natural flow, I just I like an American man.00:45:59.858 --> 00:46:01.219


I like the banter the kind of like natural flow.00:46:01.219 --> 00:46:01.920


I just I like an American man.00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:08.409


I like the accent, just like Lindsay said, they're a little bit more gentlemanly, like let me open the door or let me, you know, pay for things.00:46:08.409 --> 00:46:09.851


Like I'm just all about that.00:46:09.851 --> 00:46:12.735


And I think that that's, and they're a little bit more manly too, right.00:46:12.735 --> 00:46:14.663


They're very yeah, manly.00:46:22.875 --> 00:46:26.748


And they've got those muscles and those V, those v things she likes, the v and I think we already know lindsey's answer to this question, as she's married to an american.00:46:26.748 --> 00:46:28.255


Would you ever ask your husband to role play as a brit, like?00:46:28.255 --> 00:46:30.603


Imagine aaron doing a british accent?00:46:30.603 --> 00:46:32.490


Would you take off your panties?00:46:32.490 --> 00:46:37.364


Is that how he would say take off your knickers, take off your knickers.00:46:38.527 --> 00:46:40.231


Would you be so kind as to bend over?00:46:40.351 --> 00:46:48.942


I'm gonna tell him I'm gonna tell the next time I see him I'll be like lindsey really wants you to speak to her, to dirty talk her in a british accent see, what do we see what she says?00:46:48.942 --> 00:46:57.224


Veneers as well uh-huh, billy bob teeth although he's kind of sexy it's like push him alone.00:46:57.264 --> 00:46:59.628


Just not at all attractive, but really hot.00:46:59.628 --> 00:47:02.184


You know, I've seen billy in concert, live in concert.00:47:02.958 --> 00:47:04.838


No, the teeth Do you remember the Billy Bob teeth?00:47:05.983 --> 00:47:06.083


No.00:47:08.277 --> 00:47:13.628


They were like these things that you put in your mouth to make your teeth look all janky.00:47:13.628 --> 00:47:19.681


Yeah, they were like a thing I don't know In like the 2000s and they were called Billy Bob teeth.00:47:19.681 --> 00:47:27.009


I wasn't talking about billy bob thornton, I was talking about billy bob.00:47:27.451 --> 00:47:29.536


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Bye, oh, my God, I just totally got catfished.00:47:49.277 --> 00:47:51.344


He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.00:47:51.804 --> 00:47:56.422


So I found out, the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.00:47:56.422 --> 00:47:58.567


His wife just reached out to me.