Dec. 31, 2025

Mika Said “Me First” and the Universe Said “Yaaas!” 💅

Mika Said “Me First” and the Universe Said “Yaaas!” 💅
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Season 1

Dating can feel like a circus, filters, mixed signals, and ghosting galore. Mika spills how she ditched the drama, walked away from three engagements, and started dating for herself. Think tea shop first dates, spotting red flags fast, and texting like a human, not a robot.

We go from catfish chaos to rapid-fire “would you rather” questions on emojis, cringe dirty talk, and flirting cues that actually work.

Plus sober tips on consent and drink safety so you can survive the scene with your dignity intact.

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00:00 - Cold Open: Dating Disasters

00:15 - Welcome To The Meat Market

00:29 - Meet Mika: Love And Identity

01:44 - Engagements, Heartbreak, And Self-Discovery

03:06 - Reading The Room: Flirt Signals

05:04 - Women Vs Men: Dating Dynamics

07:18 - Control, Roles, And Readiness To Be Led

09:18 - Dealbreakers: Lies, Filters, And Catfish

12:30 - Communication, Boundaries, And Situationships

15:53 - Career, Style, And Purpose

22:41 - Listener Question: Texting And Emojis

25:09 - Would You Rather: Spicy Edition

32:08 - The Yogurt Card: Taboo Confessions

35:09 - Toys, Sponsors, And Playful Reviews

37:00 - Celebrity Cup: Tara Reid Story

39:16 - Drink Safety And Six Months Sober

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Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.

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He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.

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So I found out the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.

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His wife just reached out to me.

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Welcome to the meat market.

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The single scene is a slaughterhouse, and we are here to devour it.

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We are your hosts.

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I'm Lindsay.

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I'm Jess.

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And today's sizzling sexy single is Mika.

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Welcome.

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Hello, hello.

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Gorgeous, stunning, love your style.

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Thank you so much.

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So your gender of preference is women, and you dated one man and that was it.

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Yes.

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Was it that bad?

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No, no, no, no.

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It was not that bad.

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It was seven years, high school sweetheart.

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Um, yeah, I feel like I maybe always knew, but you know, you can't really test those waters when you're young.

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And back then I definitely couldn't felt like I couldn't test those waters.

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So yeah, but seven years engaged to be married, and then kind of left at the altar.

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Oh my god.

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You did?

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Was he heartbroken?

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No, well, he was the one that called it off like a month before the wedding.

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So yeah, I was definitely heartbroken, but you know.

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Did you go?

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Was it where you grew up, obviously?

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If it was a high school sweetheart, did you grow up somewhere super conservative?

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I didn't.

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I grew up in Vegas, didn't say.

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And you still and you still felt like it was what you were supposed to do.

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Yeah, you know, because I just felt like, you know, I did I knew a lot of people, and so I didn't know how they would receive me.

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I didn't know if they would be like, oh my gosh, did you guys hear me?

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Because you're lesbian.

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Like, that's crazy, you know.

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So I didn't really know how they would receive it.

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So yeah.

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So when you finally had your first experience with a woman, were you like, hell yeah, this is it?

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I found my calling was it?

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Oh yeah.

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You know what I mean?

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Like, were you like, you were sure and like this is who I am.

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This is who I am.

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Sorry, that's what I meant.

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Absolutely.

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It's that first experience.

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I was like, oh yeah, this is where I was supposed to be.

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And the rest is history.

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The rest is history.

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So, how do you meet girls out here?

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Are there like are you on the dating apps?

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I am not on any dating apps.

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No, none.

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And believe it or not, women don't approach me.

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Some people, you know, I recently someone told me they were like, Mika, you carry yourself like a wife.

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I thought you were someone's wife.

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So maybe that's why people don't approach you.

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I don't know.

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I'm I think I'm very friendly and approachable.

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I don't look like you do come across as very intimidating because you're so beautiful and strong and confident and your style.

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You just I can see how people would be a little intimidated.

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Yeah.

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But you are so nice and fun.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, thank you.

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Yeah.

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I don't know.

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If they don't approach me though.

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Do you like it when women approach you or do you like to take charge?

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I would prefer the woman to approach me, but you know, if I see something, I like it and I want it, I'm not shy to go and say, hey, you know, but usually when I do that, they're straight.

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Oh no! I was just gonna ask that.

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Will you go up to women not knowing and try to how if you see a woman that you're attracted to and you're not sure whether she's straight or gay, but you think, I'm gonna go approach this situation, how do you do that?

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You know?

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Yeah, yeah.

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I usually just go up and like, you know, compliment her, like, you are so gorgeous.

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And then usually she might say, Oh my gosh, you too.

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And then I just kind of read the body language from there.

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Uh-huh.

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If she kind of leans in or kind of give me those flirty eyes, I'm like, Yep, yes.

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But if she's like, Thank you so much, girl, I'm like, okay, she's not with me.

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Depending on if it's like a sultry thank you or like a kiki thank you, it's like it is it's exactly that the the vibe.

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Yep.

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I was hit on by a woman once at a bar.

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Uh-huh.

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And it it was interesting because it she sort of did that same thing.

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Like we just started chatting.

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And then I think I think my personality is just very naturally flirtatious.

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And so I think I confused her.

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I think she couldn't tell what exactly I was looking for.

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Because then at one point she was like, Well, if you ever want to go out, like for and I was like, wait a second.

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I was like, are you like asking me out?

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Asking and she was like, Well, yeah, kind of.

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And I was like, Oh, yeah, no.

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I was like, I'm sorry.

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Confuse the gay dark.

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The gay dar is a is a real thing too.

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Because sometimes I can just pick up on it, like I can just tell by you know body language, it just the things that they say.

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So yeah, gay art is a real thing.

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Yeah, but you confuse her gay.

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That's I did.

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I think I did.

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I remember I was at a strip club one time.

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The one, the big one in Phoenix, which what is that called?

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I forgot.

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Jaguars.

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No.

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I forget the name of it.

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But, anyways, and there was this beautiful girl that I was trying to, and I was with a guy that I was dating, and she wanted to kiss me.

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And I love I love women.

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I I definitely, you know, I would consider myself bisexual, and I was really wanting to kiss her.

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But to be respectful to the guy I was dating, I was like, hey, she's never kissed a girl, she wants to kiss me.

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Do I have the green light?

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And he's like, Absolutely not.

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If you kiss her, I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you stranded here, you're not coming.

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And he just went off.

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I never saw the guy again.

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I was like, come on! I wanted to kiss this woman who's never kissed a girl in her life.

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I wanted to be her first, and he got so upset.

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Also, as a man, you take the woman you're dating to a strip club, but then you get upset when she's open to being like exploring with the data.

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Like, that makes zero sense.

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Absolutely no sense whatsoever.

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But you know, a lot of people think that guys are with it, you know, like, oh, they think it's hot that two girls can, you know, come together.

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A lot of them don't think that's hot at all.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Because the ex, the one guy, he was like, absolutely not.

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Really?

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Yeah, he was not, yeah, no.

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But if that's not what you're into, why would you bring a woman?

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Why would you bring the woman you're dating to a strip club?

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With all these hot, like half-naked chicks.

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Yes.

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I mean, it's so true.

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So, what would you say is the biggest difference between dating men and women?

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Is there a big difference?

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I would say like women are softer, not just like skin-wise, but skin-wise, ooh, yes.

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But just, I don't know, it's just a different kind of connection when you're dating a woman.

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Like everything is like so emotional, and you know, you can well, I won't say that because I have encountered women that do not open up, but for the most part, you know, women are soft and they like to, you know, guys are all rough and you know, I don't really know how else to explain it, but yes, there is definitely a difference.

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I feel like women probably are more comfortable being open and vulnerable with another woman than they are with a man.

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You know what I mean?

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Because I feel like men's complaint with women nowadays is women are too masculine and women, you know, they want to be in control and they want to be the uh the leader of the relationship.

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And so I wonder if it's just women are probably more comfortable opening up and being more soft when they're dating other women versus when they're dating men.

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Possibly.

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Yeah, that's interesting.

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So do you like to be the one that's in control in a relationship, like the Dom, or do you like to be the sub, like the the little princess?

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I know you were saying that.

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So naturally, I'm a Leo, so I'm I'm a leader, I'm the oldest of four children.

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So I'm used to leading.

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So typically, I do like to lead.

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However, the women that typically like me are the more masked women.

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And so, you know, I kind of try to let them leave for the most part.

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Um, but right now where I'm at in life, I'm 41 years old.

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I'm ready to be led.

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I am ready to be led.

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But typically it's me.

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Yeah.

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Is that your type though?

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Like a more masked lesbian?

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I like all women.

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So like it doesn't even matter.

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I just love women.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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So physical looks, you don't necessarily have a type.

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No.

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But if you know, if I come across a woman and she wants to get dolled up with me, let's do it, babe.

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But if not, that's okay too.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah.

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Oh, no, what do they call lipstick lesbian?

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A little lipstick.

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I'm like, do they still say that?

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They do.

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They definitely consider me a lipstick lesbian.

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Okay.

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So what are you looking to get married?

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Are you looking to have kids?

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Like, what are you looking for?

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I am.

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I would love to be married.

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Like, I see myself being someone's wife.

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Like I said, I'm 41.

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Uh the having children isn't off the table.

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If I encounter a woman that wants to do it, let's do it.

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I have no babies, but I'm also open to no children as well.

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So if you don't mind me asking, why did your last relationship end?

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Excuse me.

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Are we talking about the actual relationship or a situation ship?

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Is that both good stories?

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Tell us first.

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So my last official relationship ended just because we both had our things.

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You know, I was going through grief.

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I lost my mom in 2018, ran from it because again, I have to be the leader.

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I have younger brothers that lost a mom, my grandparents lost a child, all the things.

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And so for me, I just I ran from it.

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And then one day it tapped me on the shoulder and was like, hey girl, hey.

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And at that point, you know, I spoke to my partner at the time about it.

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And because she hadn't dealt with her childhood traumas, it caused a lot of problems in our relationship.

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I lasted about a month, and finally I was like, you know what?

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I gotta choose me.

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We were engaged to be married, had been together for four, I want to say four years, but yeah, I had to choose me in that moment.

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So two engagements.

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Have you been engaged any other time?

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This needs to be sound like I'm the problem.

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Oh, did you realize you were coming here for an intervention?

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Therapy session.

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Thank you.

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That is hilarious.

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I've actually been engaged three times in my life.

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Um, no, I'm not the problem.

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Have I caused problems?

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I have, but ultimately, we've both been the problem.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I feel like though, that says that you're wife material.

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If you have had three partners that have been will like willing, that have been open, that have wanted to get married to you.

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I think it does say something also about your character, not just that you're the problem, but it says that you are wife material.

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And at least you're smart enough to not go down the aisle and go through with it.

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You know, I we know people at your age that have been married and divorced three or four times.

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So at least you've never had to deal with that drama, you know?

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Exactly, thankfully, right?

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Yeah.

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Once I see the type of person I am, once I see that this isn't working, I'll walk, even if it means breaking my own heart.

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Because at the end of the day, I gotta choose me.

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Good for you.

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Now, are women just as scandalous as men?

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Women complain all the time about men and how douchey they're and how they cheat and how they're you know sneaky, but I bet women are just as bad, no?

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Oh, absolutely.

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Women, they might be worse.

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Let's just be honest.

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I mean, if you look at statistics, women do cheat more than men statistically.

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And there was that thing that was out recently, and we've talked about it before, that the number one divorce rate is women and women, number two is women and men, and then the third is gay men.

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So men and men.

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Women are the problem.

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Women are the men are saying, well, obviously, what's the common denominator?

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The women.

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I mean, just so am I.

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You know, very sneaky.

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You know, you have the oh I'm going out with my friends, and then, you know, I I mean, I'm not the type to sleep with my friends, you know.

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Have I done it before?

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Absolutely, but it never ends well.

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The friendship ends up going to the left, and then it just ends up being terrible.

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Um, but yeah, I think women are just as bad.

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You know, they talk about men, but no, I've seen and heard it all.

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And women, I feel like, tend to be more calculated than men.

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Oh, absolutely.

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They they think about things, they plot more than men do.

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I think that would be hard.

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More manipulative, yes.

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Absolutely.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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Yeah.

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Play more mindful.

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Are the red flags the same, like early in a relationship, as far as that sort of thing, like the manipulation and the love bombing?

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Have you run into women who oh absolutely it's the exact same, just different sex.

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Have you ever walked out mid-date?

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I have.

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Well, it wasn't even mid-date.

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It was like I walked up.

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So, okay, let me just tell the whole story.

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So I met a woman, met her online.

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This is back when I was in Vegas, met a woman online, she looked beautiful, and you know, I liked what she had to say.

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And so I'm like, okay, yeah, let's meet in person.

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We meet in person as soon as she's already there at the restaurant.

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I walk up, I see her, and I'm like, this is not the same woman from the pictures.

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Very heavily filtered.

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Now, me, I'm not a filter your pictures kind of girl.

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Like, what you see is what you get.

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You don't need it.

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No, you're a real life, you're a real life filter, basically.

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My niece loves Snapchat because she loves to go through the filters.

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She would choose your filter any day.

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She'd be like, the glasses, the fur, the necklace, the basically create a Mika filter.

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Mika filter.

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But yeah, and so you know, I walk up and I see her and I'm like, hmm.

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Hi.

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She's like, Mika, oh my gosh, you're so beautiful.

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And I'm like, thank you.

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I I'm not a rude girl, but I'm like, you don't look the same.

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And because of that, I feel like that's very deceitful.

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I'm going to leave.

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Have a nice day.

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Take care.

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Best of luck to you.

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Hope you find someone.

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And then I left.

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Did she try to defend herself or try to commit to me?

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She's like, but it was just filters.

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I love filters.

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Okay, but you're being deceitful.

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Yeah, you're being a little bit of a dead.

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And it was very heavily filtered.

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She didn't even like the same woman.

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Like, was she older?

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Was she larger?

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Like, no, she was so she was definitely a little heftier than she sent in the pictures.

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So I don't know if she had altered her weight, but her face, you know, she definitely altered her face.

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So when I saw her, there were lots of craters and acne.

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Not that I'm like that kind of girl, but if you would have just presented yourself like that, I might have been okay with it.

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But the fact that you lied and yeah, tried to make your face all smooth and the way that the photo editing apps are now, you can add different hair.

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You can completely change like your eye shape.

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Your cheekbones.

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You can change your cheekbones, you can change literally everything.

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You can, you know, tuck in and push out, and you can literally make yourself a completely different person with the photo, the editing.

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So cringe.

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I try not to use buttons because then when someone meets you in real life, they're gonna think, oh shoot, she is not as attractive as she is in her pictures.

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How embarrassing.

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Yeah, isn't that mortifying?

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It has to be.

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I I wouldn't I don't relate.

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I know it's funny because I have pictures with your youngest daughter because she's a little bit like my niece too.

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She loves the filter.

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She does.

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And from up at the cabin, we have these pictures, and it is so funny because it's like her and I with the makeup.

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There's one that I think we have like rainbow eyeshadow, and the lips are all injected, and it's like she's like seven, six or seven, you know, we're and it's like, oh my God, like we look so different than we do in real life.

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It's we're having fun with it, but people are out there using filters.

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I mean, let's be clear, we've had guests come in that we don't recognize from their Instagram because they they so heavily filter all their Instagram videos and pictures, and we're like, who are you?

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Oh shit, are we with you?

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Yes, that's one thing I do not do, even like on social media.

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I don't.

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What you see is what you get.

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Yeah, it's good to have a mentality like that.

00:16:07.279 --> 00:16:12.000
So, um, what are your deal breakers besides lying about your appearance?

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Lying, not communicating, like if you're not going to communicate, I like to get deep, and not just in the bedroom, but I like to get deep, you know?

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Like, if you're going to come to me with that surface level BS, it's not going to work.

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I want to talk.

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I want to know who you are.

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I want to get to know you.

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Tell me your goals, tell me your dreams.

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We got to talk about those things.

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So if you don't, if you're not willing to communicate, and if you are surface level, baby, you are not for me.

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You know what I love about you is you are smart and you're intelligent and you're deep, but you're also fun and open-minded.

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It's very hard to find someone that you can connect with intellectually, intellectually and emotionally, but also laugh with and joke with and be open with, you know, it's hard to find that.

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Yeah.

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Are you though, are you are you wanting to have like deep conversations early on in the relationship, right away, every date, or do you sort of let it kind of happen?

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We can ease into it, but if we're like now on like month one and I still don't even know your mother's name or if you have children, like at that point, I'm like, girl, what are you hiding?

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Yeah.

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What are you hiding?

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But you know, not on the first day.

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You don't have to open up and tell me your whole life story.

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But I mean, if you want to, I'm open to that too, because it's not gonna go anywhere, you know.

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I won't take it anywhere.

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But yeah, if you want to open up, let's do it.

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If not, let's not wait two, three years into whatever, and then now you're finally telling me things.

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Absolutely not.

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Yeah, that doesn't work for me.

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Have you been cheated on not that I'm aware of, but I do feel like I was in situations where there was indeed a third party.

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And I do feel like that person lied about it, and yeah, but I was, I'll be honest, I was very naive, and I just got on this journey of like loving myself enough to where I don't care if a woman walks away, you know.

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So I I did tolerate things, even though you know I feel like there might have been a third party, but it was never confirmed.

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But my intuition knows that everything is God is always right.

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Oh, honey.

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Woman's intuition is never wrong.

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Never.

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So yeah.

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Have you ever cheated?

00:18:19.839 --> 00:18:24.960
So I haven't, but I'll say this.

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Situationships are strange.

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I've never been in a situationship outside of one.

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And with that, there are no boundaries.

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There's no, you know, we're not together.

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So it's kind of like a fine line, you know?

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So I was in a situationship, and there would definitely, you know, be women that I would entertain.

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Um so I guess that I don't know.

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Is that cheating?

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You guys tell me.

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I don't think so.

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I don't know.

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I'm in a situation ship, but I also communicate boundaries.

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And so it's like from the very beginning, I'm always like, listen, this is going to be casual.

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I don't care who else you're seeing.

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I would uh like you to not care who else I'm seeing.

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But like, you know, until you have that conversation, like we're not seeing other people.

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Because then it sort of shifts from a situation ship to a relationship, doesn't it?

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It's true.

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Kind of you know what I mean.

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So I think as long as you have the conversations and you're setting boundaries, I think that's where we went wrong.

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There was no com there was no conversation, no communication.

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So it was just kind of like so.

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I didn't I didn't know, honestly.

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I really didn't know, and I didn't feel like there was like she was trying to commit, so I didn't really know, you know what I mean?

00:19:45.279 --> 00:19:50.559
Yeah, I'm like, maybe she's not serious about me, so maybe let's go and just kind of test the waters.

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I didn't know.

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So yeah.

00:19:52.400 --> 00:19:53.599
So what do you do for work?

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Are you in fashion?

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I am so I am a fashion stylist and a personal shopper.

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That's like that's That's my thing if you couldn't tell.

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I love your style.

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Thank you so much.

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Thank you.

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Yeah.

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I'm always doldo.

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That sounds like a fun job.

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It does sound like a fun job.

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Right?

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Like you get paid to do something you love.

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Lucky.

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It is fun.

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It is fun, but it's also very challenging because a lot of people just think just, oh, I I dress well, so I can be a stylist.

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It's not that because you're not gonna dress your clients the way you dress yourself.

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That's true.

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And you have to take into consideration body types and what pieces look good.

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So you may have a client that's dead set on w wearing something, right?

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I want to wear this, X, Y, and Z, or I saw this, and then it's like, yeah, but that's not gonna, you know, that's not gonna flatter your body type.

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And so then you kind of have to be a psycho psychiatrist, psychologist, too, a little bit.

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Yes.

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Absolutely, certainly.

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So do your clients ask you to dress them for everyday wear, or do they just want you to purchase outfits for them for special events?

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So it just depends.

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Sometimes, because I mean, let's just be honest, I'm in Arizona, so I'm not styling 24-7.

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I do have a full-time job in addition to that.

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But when I do encounter clients, it's usually for dress them for an event, or you know, it's a new season, or I just lost weight.

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Can you help me with pick out some new clothes?

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Or um yeah, it's typically something like that.

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And now what are your hobbies?

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What do you do in your free time?

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Oh gosh.

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Um, outside of scrolling TikTok, um, I love to play tennis.

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Um, I love to brunch, I love to go lie out in the park and just read.

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I take myself out on solo dates.

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I get all pretty and take myself to dinner, um, theater shows, the ballet, the opera, you name it.

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Like I love it all.

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I just I like to have fun.

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I love to treat myself like the queen that I am.

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So, yeah, those are things I like to do.

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What's your day job?

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I work in property management in the corporate office.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Do you enjoy that?

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No.

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It pays the bills, right?

00:22:03.759 --> 00:22:06.960
You're so like vivacious and outgoing and stylish.

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I see you like in Hollywood or you know, New York City.

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Yeah, but it pays my bills.

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But I will be honest, like sitting behind that computer screen, I'm just like, what the heck am I doing here?

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Like, if this goes viral, hey, it is what it is.

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But what am I doing here?

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Like, I do.

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I just feel like my personality is too big to be hidden behind a computer screen, you know?

00:22:30.079 --> 00:22:31.599
Yeah, I want to be dolled up.

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I want to be outside, inspiring, uplifting, motivating.

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I don't want to be behind anyone's computer screen.

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Yeah.

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Are you ready for it?

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That's funny.

00:22:41.039 --> 00:22:41.599
I'm ready for it.

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00:22:49.200 --> 00:22:50.960
So we have a listener question.

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This one's actually from a guy.

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So he says, I'm not a texting guy.

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I don't like it.

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I prefer a phone call, to be honest.

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But there is this woman.

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She's my friend, but I really like her and she knows.

00:23:07.039 --> 00:23:10.559
Um, we chat sometimes and she tends to use emojis.

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I do it too, but not as often as she does.

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Now, here's my question: Are emojis a must when you're texting or flirting over text?

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I want to send her a message like, sweet dreams, my darling, but will it be too much?

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Should I put an emoji at the end?

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Oh my god, talk about thinking way too much.

00:23:31.599 --> 00:23:35.599
Like, is it me or is that thinking way too much?

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Just send whatever you feel.

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Yeah, if you feel like you're overthinking it.

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Just send it.

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If you want to drop in a little kissy face emoji, do it.

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If you don't, then don't.

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You're overthinking it, babe.

00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:48.319
Yeah, and if she doesn't like it, she's not the one for you.

00:23:48.480 --> 00:23:48.640
Right?

00:23:48.799 --> 00:23:48.960
Yeah.

00:23:49.119 --> 00:23:49.440
Exactly.

00:23:49.519 --> 00:23:49.759
Yeah.

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I think that's one thing why it worked out so well with me and my husband was I was so done with playing games and dating and overthinking that I just did what I wanted to do, said what I wanted to say.

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And it worked, you know, because I was 100% myself.

00:24:01.519 --> 00:24:02.319
Because I was just over it.

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Are you an emoji user though?

00:24:04.720 --> 00:24:05.359
You're not.

00:24:05.519 --> 00:24:10.400
I know I really use exclamations and capital in access.

00:24:10.720 --> 00:24:16.559
Yeah, but you guys exclamation mods, all the I think like 13 exclamations.

00:24:17.119 --> 00:24:17.839
Yeah, I do.

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I'm an exclamation kind of girly too, but I also am.

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I love emojis.

00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:23.440
I love emojis too.

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I could have a whole conversation in emojis, I think.

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What just emojis is, yeah.

00:24:28.319 --> 00:24:28.640
Emoji.

00:24:28.960 --> 00:24:37.119
Yes, and I think it's a millennial thing because I think this generation that's coming up doesn't use emojis quite as much.

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I don't know.

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I don't know what it is, but yeah, no, I like an emoji in a text message.

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Absolutely.

00:24:43.200 --> 00:24:48.960
But yeah, I feel like people dating should stop thinking too much and put it just be yourself.

00:24:49.519 --> 00:24:50.000
Absolutely.

00:24:50.240 --> 00:24:53.200
A lot of overthinking, and I think that's what's killing the relationship.

00:24:53.599 --> 00:24:54.880
Right, yes, so exhausting.

00:24:55.119 --> 00:25:00.240
Where I'm at right now, and don't get me wrong, I've definitely been an overthinker, but right now I'm just free flowing.

00:25:00.400 --> 00:25:03.119
Like if you make me overthink, you gotta go.

00:25:03.279 --> 00:25:05.200
Like, life's too short for you.

00:25:05.359 --> 00:25:06.240
Life is way too short.

00:25:06.640 --> 00:25:07.359
So short, yeah.

00:25:07.519 --> 00:25:07.680
No.

00:25:07.839 --> 00:25:09.680
Okay, so we're gonna do something new.

00:25:09.839 --> 00:25:12.160
We're gonna do would you rather questions, okay?

00:25:12.480 --> 00:25:14.480
Because we all have to answer these.

00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:22.319
Would you rather have the best sex of your life, but only once a year, or totally average sex three times a week?

00:25:23.759 --> 00:25:27.599
Oh, that's gosh, that is so hard.

00:25:27.920 --> 00:25:30.400
I would say the best sex of my life once a year.

00:25:30.559 --> 00:25:32.880
Because then you can just take care of yourself the rest of the time.

00:25:33.279 --> 00:25:33.680
It's true.

00:25:33.839 --> 00:25:34.160
That's true.

00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:34.960
That is true.

00:25:35.200 --> 00:25:37.519
I mean, average sex, like, why even bother, you know?

00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:38.559
Leave me out of it.

00:25:38.880 --> 00:25:39.359
That is true.

00:25:39.519 --> 00:25:40.079
Yeah, actually.

00:25:40.319 --> 00:25:44.400
And then you have the material, you have the good material of the mind-blowing sex that you just had.

00:25:44.559 --> 00:25:47.279
Take that with you for the rest of the year and get your rocks off yourself.

00:25:47.519 --> 00:25:50.960
I mean, there really is nothing better than amazing, mind-blowing, good sex, right?

00:25:51.599 --> 00:25:56.559
There's nothing worse than uh, it's just like counting down until it's like, are you done yet?

00:25:56.640 --> 00:25:57.440
Are we done yet?

00:25:57.680 --> 00:25:58.960
Like, what is this?

00:26:00.880 --> 00:26:02.160
A B C D.

00:26:03.200 --> 00:26:04.799
Oh my god, complaining.

00:26:10.640 --> 00:26:11.519
Are we done yet?

00:26:12.400 --> 00:26:13.440
Should I make eggs?

00:26:14.000 --> 00:26:15.200
Yeah, count me out of that.

00:26:15.279 --> 00:26:18.480
I'm going with my blow and sex once a year.

00:26:19.599 --> 00:26:26.079
Would you rather be with someone who talks dirty like it's Shakespeare or someone who stays completely silent the whole time?

00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:27.680
I say silent.

00:26:28.160 --> 00:26:32.079
I'll do a I'll do a silent before I'll do an awkward dirty talk.

00:26:32.319 --> 00:26:32.480
Right.

00:26:33.039 --> 00:26:34.400
Are we talking about in the bedroom or out of the bed?

00:26:34.559 --> 00:26:35.119
In the bedroom.

00:26:35.279 --> 00:26:35.599
Yeah.

00:26:35.920 --> 00:26:37.599
Oh, oh, freak.

00:26:37.680 --> 00:26:38.799
I like dirty talk.

00:26:40.000 --> 00:26:43.680
Okay, I think I think that women's dirty talk is different.

00:26:43.839 --> 00:26:44.000
Oh.

00:26:44.400 --> 00:26:49.279
Because I've been with some guys that the dirty talk is weird.

00:26:49.440 --> 00:26:51.279
It's weird and awkward and it ruins the mood.

00:26:51.519 --> 00:26:55.200
Sometimes drip drip too dirty.

00:26:56.400 --> 00:26:58.799
I'm all about dirty talk, but you have to do it.

00:26:58.880 --> 00:27:00.480
You have to be good at it and know what you're doing.

00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:03.759
Because there have been some guys that it's just like, shut up, you know.

00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:04.240
I know.

00:27:05.039 --> 00:27:06.960
You're taking me from drip drip to zip zip.

00:27:08.559 --> 00:27:11.599
Didn't you know someone who was with someone who did like baby?

00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:15.519
Oh my god, yum, yum, Rachel taste yum, yum, yum, yum.

00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:17.920
Like, that's not attractive, please.

00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:19.519
The world's gone dry.

00:27:20.640 --> 00:27:22.559
Seriously, don't talk in a baby voice.

00:27:22.640 --> 00:27:24.079
That's not attractive at all.

00:27:24.559 --> 00:27:25.279
Oh weird.

00:27:26.079 --> 00:27:28.000
I don't even say cringe, but that is so cringy.

00:27:28.079 --> 00:27:29.279
It's so cringy.

00:27:29.680 --> 00:27:36.720
Would you rather accidentally send your mom a spicy voice note or accidentally call your partner by your ex's name Nid Hookup?

00:27:36.960 --> 00:27:39.279
I'll send my mom a spicy voice note on accident.

00:27:39.440 --> 00:27:39.680
Yep.

00:27:39.920 --> 00:27:40.720
A hundred times.

00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:41.440
Same.

00:27:41.759 --> 00:27:42.720
Same, same.

00:27:42.960 --> 00:27:46.400
My mom, she before she passed, she already knew what kind of daughter she had.

00:27:48.799 --> 00:27:52.799
So she would have been my girl, you said this to the wrong person, but who are you sending this to?

00:27:53.039 --> 00:27:53.279
Right?

00:27:53.680 --> 00:27:57.359
My mom sat in here while we recorded with Steve the Bull, the swinger.

00:27:57.599 --> 00:28:00.160
So I think she can get an accidental test.

00:28:00.319 --> 00:28:00.720
It's fine.

00:28:01.279 --> 00:28:08.160
Did you hear that story in the news where there was that girl that she was hooking up with a guy and she called him the wrong name and he ended up unaliving her?

00:28:08.319 --> 00:28:09.359
Did you remember reading about that?

00:28:09.759 --> 00:28:10.319
Oh my god.

00:28:10.640 --> 00:28:13.440
So yeah, probably better to send your mom the spicy name.

00:28:14.079 --> 00:28:18.000
Would you rather get caught mid-hook up by your mom or your partner's mom?

00:28:18.559 --> 00:28:19.759
Probably my mom.

00:28:20.799 --> 00:28:22.000
What do you think?

00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:25.359
I would say my mom for sure.

00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:31.440
Not I've kind of been caught by in high in high school, my high school boyfriend's mom.

00:28:31.920 --> 00:28:32.240
Oh my gosh.

00:28:32.480 --> 00:28:33.359
That's embarrassing, cringe.

00:28:33.680 --> 00:28:34.400
That is embarrassing.

00:28:34.640 --> 00:28:35.359
Oh my god.

00:28:35.599 --> 00:28:35.920
Yeah.

00:28:36.079 --> 00:28:37.119
I don't know though.

00:28:37.279 --> 00:28:38.240
I don't ah, yeah.

00:28:38.559 --> 00:28:39.359
You know what's funny?

00:28:39.519 --> 00:28:46.880
So I had a friend in college that she was dating a guy, and she was having sex with his father, and her boyfriend walked in.

00:28:47.440 --> 00:28:52.480
Because that's that age where you're early 20s, and you could date someone that's in his 40s, you know?

00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:52.960
Oh, yeah.

00:28:53.200 --> 00:28:56.559
And yeah, she got killed by her boyfriend having sex with his father.

00:28:56.720 --> 00:28:58.319
Oh that's gotta be cringe.

00:28:58.559 --> 00:28:59.839
Like, how do you explain that?

00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:03.279
And like, how traumatized must the guy be?

00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:04.960
He would never trust his dad again.

00:29:05.279 --> 00:29:06.720
You're not meeting any of my girlfriends.

00:29:06.960 --> 00:29:08.400
You're done meeting my girlfriend right.

00:29:08.640 --> 00:29:10.160
Yeah, seriously, that's crazy.

00:29:10.400 --> 00:29:16.960
Would you rather date someone who's amazing in bed but terrible at oral sex, or someone who's amazing at oral sex and terrible in bed?

00:29:17.119 --> 00:29:17.839
That's tough.

00:29:18.079 --> 00:29:19.920
Well, for me, being a you know, into the lady.

00:29:21.519 --> 00:29:22.799
Yeah, I'm going with it.

00:29:22.880 --> 00:29:25.279
You gotta be able to do the do the do downstairs right.

00:29:25.359 --> 00:29:25.519
Yeah.

00:29:25.839 --> 00:29:28.079
I think I'm I think I'm with you on that one.

00:29:28.640 --> 00:29:28.880
Uh-huh.

00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:31.359
But if they're terrible at oral sex, you don't have to do that.

00:29:31.440 --> 00:29:32.880
Just, you know, skip that part.

00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:33.920
But I like that part.

00:29:34.079 --> 00:29:34.319
Yeah.

00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:35.519
Yeah, that's the best part.

00:29:36.400 --> 00:29:37.279
That's your best part.

00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:39.440
I like it all, but that's the best part.

00:29:39.680 --> 00:29:46.720
Would you rather only be able to do one position for life or only be with one partner forever, but try everything with them?

00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:49.279
One partner and getting down and dirty.

00:29:49.440 --> 00:29:49.599
Yeah.

00:29:50.799 --> 00:29:51.759
I'm a lover girl though.

00:29:51.839 --> 00:29:53.119
That's why I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:53.359 --> 00:29:54.240
I kind of agree with that.

00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:55.039
It's funny.

00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:57.839
I was I started at a new gym last week.

00:29:58.319 --> 00:30:02.559
Um, and I did leg day for the first, like the first day at the gym was leg day.

00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:06.960
And then I saw someone that night, and so I was like, new role.

00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:09.440
I was like, no reverse cow roll on leg day.

00:30:11.759 --> 00:30:15.920
So I was like, I could maybe do one position forever, but I think I'd still rather have.

00:30:16.079 --> 00:30:20.880
I think I'd still rather have one person forever and do every position.

00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:22.160
So I don't get this one.

00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:25.519
Would you rather give up foreplay forever or give up after care forever?

00:30:25.599 --> 00:30:26.319
What's after care?

00:30:26.640 --> 00:30:28.240
Is that like what is that?

00:30:28.480 --> 00:30:30.799
That's like the noble time of snuggling.

00:30:32.079 --> 00:30:32.240
Yeah.

00:30:32.640 --> 00:30:33.519
Oh, I don't need that.

00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:34.559
I'm not a cuddler.

00:30:34.640 --> 00:30:36.559
I'd give up that, right?

00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:37.839
Okay, what was it again?

00:30:38.240 --> 00:30:40.559
Give up foreplay or give up after care.

00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:43.119
Oh no, I need the foreplay.

00:30:43.359 --> 00:30:43.519
Right?

00:30:43.680 --> 00:30:44.400
I think that's important.

00:30:44.480 --> 00:30:44.559
Yeah.

00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:45.839
Yeah, the pillow talk can go up.

00:30:46.000 --> 00:30:46.960
Get the juices flowing.

00:30:47.599 --> 00:30:48.000
Exactly.

00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:55.039
And the last one, would you rather be with someone who insists on background music or insists on narrating everything like it's a podcast?

00:30:55.359 --> 00:30:55.519
No.

00:30:55.680 --> 00:30:56.000
Oh gosh.

00:30:56.240 --> 00:30:57.039
Background music.

00:30:57.440 --> 00:30:58.079
Background music.

00:30:58.319 --> 00:30:59.839
Yeah, I'm a I'm a lover girl.

00:30:59.920 --> 00:31:01.839
Put those slow jams on and let's get to it.

00:31:02.079 --> 00:31:03.279
Dee dee dee tee.

00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:05.279
That's some nice little music.

00:31:06.559 --> 00:31:08.720
So where is your first date of choice?

00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:10.480
Where do you like to go on a first date?

00:31:10.720 --> 00:31:13.519
I like to go somewhere that's quiet so we can talk.

00:31:13.680 --> 00:31:15.920
You know, I don't, I definitely don't want to be in a nightclub.

00:31:16.079 --> 00:31:18.799
So, you know, if it's dinner, we can do dinner.

00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:23.680
But I as of lately, I've been like such a coffee shop kind of girly.

00:31:24.079 --> 00:31:28.960
So if we could go have some tea, I'm a chai tea snob.

00:31:29.359 --> 00:31:32.000
So we could go have some chai tea and just talk about it.

00:31:32.720 --> 00:31:33.839
Yeah, definitely.

00:31:35.039 --> 00:31:38.880
Now we're gonna get to know you with Zoeyo, sponsored by Zoeyo Your Neighborhood Yogurt.

00:31:39.119 --> 00:31:55.519
If you want to pick a card and answer the card, the dirtiest can I say porn?

00:31:56.240 --> 00:31:57.680
You can say whatever you want.

00:31:58.480 --> 00:32:01.759
Okay, what is the dirtiest porn I've watched?

00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:21.279
So I would have to say the dirtiest I've seen, and this is so awful, and I clicked it by accident, I'll be honest, but it might have been a little curious curiosity too, because how in the hell do you do this?

00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:22.400
This is so terrible.

00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:24.400
I cannot believe I'm about to say this.

00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:26.319
I cannot believe I'm about to say this.

00:32:26.480 --> 00:32:27.440
Am I really about to say this?

00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:28.720
I am screw it.

00:32:29.759 --> 00:32:33.759
I saw a woman engaging in intercourse with a horse.

00:32:34.160 --> 00:32:35.920
No, no, no, I don't do it.

00:32:36.079 --> 00:32:37.440
That's why I'm like, it's awful.

00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:40.160
I don't I love animals, I love animals.

00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:42.640
So it kind of broke my heart because why did you do that?

00:32:42.799 --> 00:32:43.359
And how?

00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:43.920
Yeah.

00:32:44.079 --> 00:32:45.839
That's why I said, Am I gonna really say this?

00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:46.559
But it is what it is.

00:32:46.799 --> 00:32:48.960
So, okay, I because I've heard of the donkey shows.

00:32:49.519 --> 00:32:50.799
Is that true or is that rumor?

00:32:51.039 --> 00:32:52.240
Okay, that's so funny.

00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:53.920
So, do you want to know a story?

00:32:54.079 --> 00:33:00.079
So I have friends in El Paso, and so we went to El Paso last fall.

00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:09.839
We went for UTEP's homecoming, and the guys that grew up there in our friend group were telling me and another girlfriend of mine about the donkey shows.

00:33:10.559 --> 00:33:14.079
And so they're like, No, we're pretty sure that they still happen.

00:33:14.319 --> 00:33:21.599
And so one of the days that we were there, my friend and I decided to walk down to Juarez to see if we could find the donkey shows.

00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:38.079
So we walk down, we're walking down the main street in Juarez, like just across the border, and we're just stopping at random like places, bars, restaurants, like asking if uh there are still donkey shows and can we find them and where do they happen?

00:33:38.559 --> 00:33:44.880
We I don't know if we didn't go like deep enough into this city to find it.

00:33:45.119 --> 00:33:48.880
Um, but we as far as we were told, they do not exist.

00:33:49.519 --> 00:33:49.839
Okay.

00:33:50.720 --> 00:33:57.440
I've heard that in Tijuana, if you go into there's this one specific bar, as soon as you cross the border.

00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:03.279
I don't know how true it is, but I was told that when you cross that border, there's a bar.

00:34:03.519 --> 00:34:15.199
You walk in there, it looks like a regular bar, but there's kind of like a center stage, and all the tables are like around it, and you're just drinking, and then all of a sudden the donkey comes out, and then you know the rest.

00:34:15.519 --> 00:34:20.639
I've never witnessed it with my own two eyes, nor would I want to, but I hear that it isn't really a thing.

00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:22.159
I don't know, but I've heard it's a thing.

00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:25.920
That's what there's still the rumors are still out there that that it happens.

00:34:26.000 --> 00:34:30.320
Yeah, but didn't you say there were rumors about them drinking the tell that story?

00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:31.119
I forget the details.

00:34:31.519 --> 00:34:36.880
Drinking the word I drinking the cum after work.

00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:38.079
Donkey cum.

00:34:38.400 --> 00:34:38.719
Yeah.

00:34:39.039 --> 00:34:39.360
What?

00:34:39.519 --> 00:34:39.760
Yeah.

00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:42.079
I guess the women like drink it.

00:34:43.199 --> 00:34:44.639
That just made my stomach turn.

00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:45.199
Yeah.

00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:45.760
Yeah.

00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:46.480
Crazy.

00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:49.199
Yeah, and I'm not really sure how we segue from this.

00:34:49.519 --> 00:34:55.119
And then I was into the um, you know, the gifts that our friends at Castle spend.

00:34:55.679 --> 00:34:56.800
Next card, please.

00:34:57.360 --> 00:34:57.840
Donkeys.

00:35:00.079 --> 00:35:06.079
So one of our amazing sponsors, Castle Megastore, gifted you some products.

00:35:06.400 --> 00:35:06.880
Do you have them?

00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:07.679
I want to see them.

00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:08.480
I do.

00:35:08.719 --> 00:35:10.480
You never know what you're gonna get with Castle.

00:35:10.559 --> 00:35:11.519
It's so exciting.

00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:13.119
Okay.

00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:15.519
Okay.

00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:18.000
How is it?

00:35:18.320 --> 00:35:19.119
A beast.

00:35:21.440 --> 00:35:23.119
So it is the donkey show.

00:35:25.199 --> 00:35:27.519
Who needs a donkey show when you've got the beast?

00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:34.800
And for me, I'm I'm I've been abstinent for many months, right?

00:35:35.440 --> 00:35:38.719
But you know, I still do a little self-pleasure.

00:35:39.519 --> 00:35:41.280
I haven't been able to stay off this thing.

00:35:43.039 --> 00:35:43.360
Good.

00:35:43.599 --> 00:35:44.239
It's good.

00:35:44.320 --> 00:35:45.119
It is amazing.

00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:46.559
It's like I said, it's a beast.

00:35:46.719 --> 00:35:48.000
What else is in here?

00:35:50.000 --> 00:35:51.440
We got some cuffs.

00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:53.599
Ooh! Haven't tried these out.

00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:57.920
Like I said, I'm kind of like not, you know, engaging in intercourse with women right now.

00:35:58.159 --> 00:36:02.320
If anyone else that wants to review those cuffs with Mika, send us a DM.

00:36:03.119 --> 00:36:04.159
Do you feel she's ready to go?

00:36:04.800 --> 00:36:06.000
We can go on a date, you know?

00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:10.079
Do you feel like you prefer to be cuffed, or are you the one doing the cuffing?

00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:15.679
You know, like I said, I want to be led right now, so I'm okay with being cuffed.

00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:17.039
You can hog tie me.

00:36:17.119 --> 00:36:18.400
You can the next woman.

00:36:19.360 --> 00:36:21.519
The next woman can do whatever she pleases with me.

00:36:22.400 --> 00:36:24.320
You're way with me, honey.

00:36:25.599 --> 00:36:30.400
And both is gonna be in and well, I'm single.

00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:33.679
What else?

00:36:33.840 --> 00:36:35.440
We got some toy cleaners.

00:36:35.679 --> 00:36:38.320
Oh, and then of course, some lube.

00:36:38.480 --> 00:36:41.679
Oh nice, yeah, especially with that beast.

00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:46.400
Yeah, so thank you so much.

00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:48.320
But this was yeah, great.

00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:50.639
This is my this is my new girl.

00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:51.679
Hey girl.

00:36:51.840 --> 00:36:52.400
Oh, what love?

00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:53.360
Anyone else?

00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:59.280
If anyone else wants to get your hands on a beast, go to Castle Megastarts where it's highly recommended.

00:36:59.440 --> 00:37:03.199
So now we're gonna chat the celebrity cup where we marinate in the juices of the celebrities.

00:37:03.360 --> 00:37:07.199
Did you guys hear about Tara Reed and her latest escapade?

00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:24.159
So she was found like unconscious in a hotel bar in Chicago, like slumped over a guy with a fur coat on, like Hot Mess Express, hair disheveled, fur coat on, uh originally hunched over some guy and like her shoulder head in her shoulder asleep.

00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:25.280
Then she was unconscious.

00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:27.039
People were seen putting her in a wheelchair.

00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:29.519
Okay, then an ambulance came, put her on a stretcher.

00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:30.320
She was seen leaving.

00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:32.239
She claimed she was drugged.

00:37:32.559 --> 00:37:33.760
Do you think that's the truth?

00:37:33.920 --> 00:37:36.559
Isn't she kind of known to be that's what I thought?

00:37:36.639 --> 00:37:39.440
She's kind of known to be a hot mess express, right?

00:37:39.679 --> 00:37:46.880
At least back when she was because she was her movies, were like the American Pie era of movies, right?

00:37:47.360 --> 00:37:47.599
Uh-huh.

00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:52.400
So I feel like back then she had a reputation of being a bit of a hot mess.

00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:52.800
Yeah.

00:37:53.360 --> 00:37:55.760
But she played one too often, I think.

00:37:55.840 --> 00:37:56.559
Yeah, she did.

00:37:58.480 --> 00:38:03.280
But now she's 50 and she's like still like this happens all the time with her.

00:38:03.519 --> 00:38:04.000
I don't know.

00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:06.400
But now she's claiming, and that's the classic line.

00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:08.079
A girl gets too wasted and it's embarrassed.

00:38:08.159 --> 00:38:08.800
Oh, I was drugged.

00:38:09.199 --> 00:38:09.840
I mean, maybe she was.

00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:10.719
I don't want to downplay that.

00:38:10.800 --> 00:38:12.320
And I, you know, maybe she was.

00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:16.239
But it just seems like, you know, it's following her pattern, you know.

00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:16.480
Yeah.

00:38:16.639 --> 00:38:17.039
Anyhow.

00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:18.400
If it's a pattern, yeah.

00:38:18.719 --> 00:38:20.000
But people are really out there.

00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:20.960
I will say this.

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People are out there, even here.

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People are out here putting things in people's drinks.

00:38:25.199 --> 00:38:25.760
You have to be careful.

00:38:26.159 --> 00:38:26.960
You do have to be careful.

00:38:27.199 --> 00:38:27.440
You do.

00:38:27.760 --> 00:38:32.159
And usually it's the people that's closest to you, especially if they see you and you look a certain way.

00:38:32.239 --> 00:38:36.800
They want to see you drop the ball and not be sophisticated and classy.

00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:38.639
Yes, I'm speaking from experience.

00:38:38.880 --> 00:38:44.320
I was around a woman who I thought was a friend, found out that she was doing things to my beverages.

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And I would wonder why I would get so like, why am I getting so?

00:38:48.800 --> 00:38:49.760
I'm not even that kind of girl.

00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:53.840
I'm a proseco champagne kind of girly like, what's happening here?

00:38:54.159 --> 00:38:58.239
Well, today actually makes six months of me having no alcohol.

00:38:58.480 --> 00:38:59.519
Oh, congratulations.

00:38:59.840 --> 00:39:00.320
Thank you.

00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:04.000
But one time she was, I was sober, obviously, and she was wasted.

00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:08.000
And she told me that this is things that she does to try to get people to really open up and talk.

00:39:08.239 --> 00:39:08.800
Oh my god.

00:39:09.280 --> 00:39:13.039
So be careful because people are really out here doing those things.

00:39:13.199 --> 00:39:14.559
Did you cut her off after that?

00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:15.440
Oh, hell yeah.

00:39:15.760 --> 00:39:16.559
I'm oops.

00:39:17.920 --> 00:39:18.719
Immediately.

00:39:18.880 --> 00:39:19.519
Immediately.

00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:20.800
That is so bad.

00:39:21.280 --> 00:39:21.679
Absolutely.

00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:26.960
My sister dated a guy that drugged her drink and admitted it and said, Well, I just I know you knew you had a rough day.

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I wanted you to completely relax, but did it without telling her.

00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:30.960
Isn't that bad?

00:39:31.280 --> 00:39:32.320
That is who does that?

00:39:32.800 --> 00:39:33.280
It's awful.

00:39:33.679 --> 00:39:34.000
It is.

00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:36.079
People are monsters, right?

00:39:36.400 --> 00:39:37.039
One last question.

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Do you have any crazy talents or a unique fact about yourself that no one knows?

00:39:42.719 --> 00:39:45.199
Oh, so this is so funny.

00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:51.360
I am like, I can spell a lot of words.

00:39:52.880 --> 00:39:54.159
And a lot of people don't know that.

00:39:54.239 --> 00:39:56.719
You know, I'm sure people see me, they probably think, oh, she's a bamboo.

00:39:56.800 --> 00:39:58.239
She's, you know, she's just a pretty face.

00:39:58.480 --> 00:39:59.760
I can spell just about any word.

00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:03.760
Word and it's kind of like on like spelling bee challenge.

00:40:04.079 --> 00:40:06.880
I was just gonna say that you're the spelling bee challenge.

00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:10.400
Yes, but don't ask me what it means because I don't know the challenge.

00:40:10.800 --> 00:40:11.760
That's funny.

00:40:11.920 --> 00:40:12.880
That's hilarious.

00:40:13.280 --> 00:40:13.760
That's funny.

00:40:14.320 --> 00:40:17.599
Even like when I was in elementary school, I would always win the spelling bees.

00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:23.519
And so my teacher would be like, Mika, you just be the one to call because you know, you just call the words because you can't keep winning.

00:40:23.679 --> 00:40:23.840
You know?

00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:24.719
And I was like, okay.

00:40:25.760 --> 00:40:27.360
That is hilarious.

00:40:27.840 --> 00:40:28.719
That's funny.

00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:31.679
Well, thank you so much for joining us this week at the Meat Market.

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And thank you so much to our wonderful guest, Mika.

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If you want to snag a date with Mika, go to any of our social media platforms at Meat Market Podcast and send us a DM.

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00:40:49.360 --> 00:40:52.239
Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.

00:40:52.320 --> 00:40:54.480
He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.

00:40:54.639 --> 00:40:59.440
So I found out the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.

00:40:59.599 --> 00:41:02.079
His wife just reached out to me.