Modern Dating Feels Like a Game But Who’s Actually Winning? 🎯

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Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.

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He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.

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So I found out the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.

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His wife just reached out to me.

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Welcome to the meat market.

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The single scene is a slaughterhouse, and we are here to devour it.

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We are your hosts.

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I'm Lindsay.

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I'm Jess.

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And today's sizzling single is Bo Bobbier.

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Welcome.

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Hello.

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So that's such a cool name, but what I like even more is your nickname, Big Boner.

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Yes.

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How did you get that name from your ex?

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I wish.

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Kind of kind of the opposite.

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It was my because I have the same name as my dad, and it's uh, I don't want to sound like a like a douche, it's just Bobier.

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What'd you say?

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Bobier?

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Bobber?

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Bobier.

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People say it all the time.

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So how do you pronounce it?

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Bobier?

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Bobier.

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Oh, I like it.

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Bo Bobier.

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Oh wow.

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Yes, and it uh, well, my dad, we got the same name, and when he was in high school, people would be like, he'd go up to get an award or something.

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The upper class would be like Bo Ner, Bo, Ner, Bo, Ner.

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And so that's pretty much like I was like, big boner, small boner was taken.

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Oh, that's funny.

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That's hilarious.

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So what you were comedian?

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Yeah, that kind of like half and half.

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I haven't done it in a bit.

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Just because I do uh I'm in like consultative sales.

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Okay.

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Like a pimp, you know.

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So when we you were a comedian, did you do stand-up?

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Yeah.

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And did you have what do you what do they call them?

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Chuckle?

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Chuckle bunnies.

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Chuckle bunnies.

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Did you ever get hit on by a lot of chuckle bunnies?

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Yeah, yeah, I had one, and I must have had too much to drink that night because she like she went up to me and I was like, damn, this girl actually looks pretty good.

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And then so I ended up uh hanging out with her next day and I was like, holy shit, I might as well have gone out with like the hamburger.

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Oh my god! So that was a classic case of what is it, baby goggles?

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Yeah, yeah.

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And I was like, it was like I was with one of my buddies, like, dude, she's fucking hot.

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And then I went golfing with her like the next day, and I was like surprised that she was so eager to do it.

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And then we did, and I was like, oh fuck.

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I was like, how do I get out of here?

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The regret.

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Yeah, I bet you got hit on a lot when you were doing comedy because you're obviously very good looking.

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Oh, yeah, dudes love me.

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I'll tell you that.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So what was your like what was your comedy routine?

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What did you talk about?

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Like, you ever heard of like Mitch Heberg, the comedian?

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No, he's got a lot of like quips, like it's just pretty much random shit.

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Like uh, like a lot of people ask me about like my ethnicity, and I'm like, well, I'm like multiracial, which is a nice way of saying just my family fucks anything that moves, type of thing.

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So that's hilarious.

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It's got a whole my family will fill it.

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That's funny.

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Do you do like the audience interactions where you call somebody out in the audience and then make jokes about them?

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Not really.

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I feel I don't like being a dick to people.

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Yeah.

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Because I'll be like, if I I don't like attacking people, that's why a lot of it's like self-deprecating.

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All my shit's about me.

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I remember I went to the comedy spot here in Old Town and I walk in and the manager's like, Oh, I want you to sit front, row, and center.

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And I felt so special and like flattered.

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Guess why?

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Because he was making fun of me the whole entire time.

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What did he make fun of you about?

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I don't know, just everything.

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Was that back when you used to wear wigs?

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Did he make fun of your wig?

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You said he told you to sit in the front?

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Yeah.

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Oh, that's awesome.

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He was like target practice right now.

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Basically.

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Exactly, yeah.

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So funny.

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Um, you do sales now.

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Yeah.

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I sell uh I don't know, I don't want to put my job all the way out there, but I just tell people like travel.

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Okay.

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Similar to like a travel agent type deal.

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And uh, I mean, a lot of people ask me if I go on like a cruise or something like that.

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I'm like, I've seen Titanic way too many times.

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So probably not.

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Right.

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But uh it's all like phone sales.

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Like you guys seen Wolf Wall Street, right?

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It's like almost exactly like that.

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Just minus prostitutes and drugs.

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Yeah, that's funny.

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So no ladies at work, you're not gonna be able to do it.

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Oh no, there are.

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I don't shit where I eat though.

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No uh okay, good.

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Oh no, I'm a big uh but don't worry, daddy's got a system.

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Daddy's got a system.

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Wow.

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Are you on the dating apps?

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Oh, like I said, daddy's got a system.

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Absolutely.

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I'm all I'm on all of them, even grinder.

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Oh my god! Do you go both ways?

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No, no, no.

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Grinders grinders for like people who like to hustle, you know, who like to grind who like to grind in the same area, you know?

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So how come the dating apps aren't working for you?

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Oh, they're awesome.

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So like they do work.

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Oh, yeah, they work.

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I mean, it depends.

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Like, if you're not like, because I got a friend who's like 6'5 and looks like Prince Charming, and we like compared hinges, and like I had like two of them, like two matches that liked me, and they were like, look like the hamburglar, and he's got like supermodels.

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I'm like, bro, are you fucking serious?

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Like, we're fucking on two different planets here.

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That's so funny.

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But yeah, so like my system, I got on, I'm on like all the apps like Bumble, Facebook, you name it.

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And so I'll get like five or six girls, like I'll talk to each of them, and just naturally, with the way you know nature goes, people drop off, like, oh yeah, I can't make it, blah, blah, blah, the ghost here, the ghost there.

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And then by the time I've already made a reservation, like for the dinner, and so by the time the last one, one or two are at the end, then I'm just like, all right, yeah, yeah, I'll meet you there or I'll pick you up, blah, blah, blah.

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Smart.

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Wait, so you schedule the same date with multiple women, yes, and then as they drop off.

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So what happens if it's like 30 minutes before the date's supposed to start and you have two that are planning on meeting you?

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Do you just I'll just pick ever which one's hotter?

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But we know women are flaky AF.

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We have women flaking all the time.

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Exactly why multiple women.

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Uh-huh.

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That's and they do, they bail last minute, right?

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Oh yeah.

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Have you ever, has that ever gotten you in trouble?

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Have you ever like shown up somewhere and more than one win woman shows up, or they've somehow like figured it out, talked to each other?

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No, I doubt it.

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I just found out about that tea app where people do that shit.

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The are we dating the same guy?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Like I'm seeing this girl pretty recently right now, like two weeks in, and she's like, she's like, I thought it was like because I saw T and shit, and I thought it was like a uh um like a scam or something, something you sign up and pay for.

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And she started showing me all these people.

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I'm like, fuck.

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And she's she's like, don't worry, your name's not on there.

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I was like, I'm surprised.

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Are you from Arizona?

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Yeah, I'm from Payson.

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Payson?

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Oh, okay, nice.

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How long have you been single for?

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A few years.

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I mean, I have like situationships here and there.

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How old are you?

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30.

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30, okay.

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What's your longest relationship?

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Six or seven months.

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Really?

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So nothing too long term, nothing too long.

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No, no.

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Yeah, I got a lot of things that I want on my list.

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Woman is probably last.

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Really?

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But I mean what trumps a woman?

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What's on your list about women?

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So I don't come from money, so my main goal in life is money and like have a better life for my parents, and my parents ain't got retirement and shit.

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So it goes almost like God, friends and family, health, money, get a dog, and then woman at the bottom.

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Do you want to get married and have kids?

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I mean, it's possible.

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Like my parents talk about it.

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I talk to them, and people ask my mom, they're like, Don't you want like grandkids or something like that?

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And my mom goes, Um, I I just want him to be happy.

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And I tell my dad that my dad's like, my dad's like, Do you really believe that shit?

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You're an only child.

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Yeah.

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Oh, so you're the only, you're the only chance.

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Yeah, I have nobody to play with growing up, so I just play with myself.

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So, do you have any disaster date stories?

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Oh yeah.

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You want to hear it?

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Oh yeah.

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I I'm at the part of my life where if a date goes good, we get each other's numbers, we fuck, we cheat see each other, that's cool.

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But if it goes bad, that's my favorite.

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Because I like to have fun.

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I'll I don't want to spend a day on this earth not having fun.

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For example, oh my god, this fucking cunt.

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I mean, bitch.

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Can I can I say can I say cunt on here?

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Yeah.

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In England they say it's a good one.

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We'll censor it.

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It's fine.

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So um I took this girl out to uh it was like an Italian restaurant downtown, and um she goes uh I I just had a few like minor conversations with her over text.

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I don't really like it, like the text because it's not very personable.

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And so we get to the date, and all my dating apps are like 5'11, 6'0.

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So then we see each other and she's like, fuck.

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How tall are you?

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I'm 5'9.

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Okay.

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Why do you lie about your because it's like you bait them?

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It's like if you have like a I don't know, you you're saying if you have like a small dick and it's not big, then you just never talk about it, and then once you get them in the room, you're like, all right, the too much pressure now.

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And you're like, you're lying, you're lying, you're lying with the filters.

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The women are lying with the filters on their photos.

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So let's be clear, would a lot of women go out with him if he said five nine?

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You know how women are every time we interview women, they say, I need a guy to be at least six foot tall.

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Oh my god, you gotta hear.

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I was so I take a lot of screenshots on Hinge.

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I I just love to, and I send them to my friends or I'll post them on my story on Insta.

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This woman was a Starbucks barista, a fucking barista.

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And you you scroll down and it says, You should not go out with me if you're five nine or under.

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And I'm like, Jesus Christ.

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Oh my gosh.

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I'm like a fucking barista out here thinks that they deserve a lot, you know?

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So okay, so you meet this girl.

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Yeah, she sees you a five-nine.

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Yeah, and so I mean, I could kind of see on the face, she's like, fuck.

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And so we go to the date, we start talking, and I thought she was kind of nervous at first.

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Like when she talks, she goes, Yeah, so um, I know you really don't like um talking and text.

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Why is that?

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And I tell her, I'm like, I'm just you know, more and so like want to talk in person, things like that.

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And um, she kept going.

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And I saw that her father had like passed away like three or four months before.

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And so obviously, I understand that that's like a part of it.

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But she keeps talking, she goes, you know, I mean, in a kind of a way, I know you know that my father passed away, but I'm kind of using you.

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And I was like, You just fucked up.

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I was like, You fucked up so bad, you have no idea.

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So uh basically the rest of the day is me one like just fucking around with her.

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So I like to go, I like to make jokes a lot whenever I'm on dates.

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And so I was talking to her and I go, uh, I'm like, so what was your GPA in high school?

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I graduated with 1.5, and she goes, I had like uh 3.9, 4.0.

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A lot of uh a lot pretty much everybody liked me in school, and I'm like, this fucking condescending bitch.

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And so basically, I like to make scenes too.

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Like if you fucking annoy me, or I know that there'll never be a second date, so I'm gonna get my money's worth.

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Like, you think you're getting a free dinner tonight?

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No, no, you will earn this dinner.

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You will earn this dinner.

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I'm like, you will earn this fucking dinner.

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And so I I uh she was drinking wine.

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I'm like, wow, you've been drinking that wine pretty fast.

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Would you like five more to go?

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She's like, uh no.

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I'm like, waiter, it's fucking and she goes, no, no, no, and I'm like, okay.

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I'm like, I'm just racking up the exchange rate right there with like those little like no, just because you I like embarrassing people, I'll always one up somebody.

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And I'll ask her like questions like, so what are your thoughts on slavery?

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And she's like, that it's wrong, and I'm like, well, I mean slavery, indentured servitude, who fucking cares?

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And then then I'll be like, So if we fuck, I don't really want kids, you know.

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So would you be willing to get an abortion?

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And she's like, um, no.

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And I'm like, interesting.

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Okay, and then we just like carry on the rest of the date.

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And I mean, she didn't walk out, so she earned her meal.

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I'm actually kind of surprised.

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I'm surprised.

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Well, I'm surprised you didn't walk out when she said she was using you.

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Did she actually say she was using you?

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I'm surprised you stayed and you oh my god, like I said, even in my head, if you like were to see in my head, it'd be like, Welcome to the fucking show.

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Like, welcome to the fucking show.

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He's like, it's on the sun, bring it.

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That game, I I like to play games.

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And so you're basically playing like who's gonna get up first, type of thing.

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And I know that she will get up before I do.

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And she didn't, so she stayed.

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So how did it end?

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Like, was that awkward?

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I mean, if I'm having fun, I don't really care.

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So did you say I'd like to do this again sometime?

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I'll be like, Yeah, I have fun.

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But then when we walk out, um, I'll be uh I'll just say to her, So uh, do you mind if I walk into your car?

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I'll still even be respectful at that point.

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It's almost like after you play a game with somebody, you're like, good game, good game, respect.

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That is hilarious.

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Um, no, it's fine.

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I'll walk.

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Oh my god.

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She must have really needed a free a free meal.

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Yeah.

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Why?

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Where so where's your go-to place?

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Because obviously, for something like that, you don't want to take a girl somewhere that's super, super high end, that's gonna be super expensive, right?

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Sometimes I do.

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Do you?

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Okay.

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That probably actually adds to the show a little bit, doesn't it?

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If it turns into a show.

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Doing it at Ruth Curris?

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Exactly.

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I mean, the place I yeah, I mean, the place I took her to wasn't that like nice, but I talked to people or some girls.

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Like if I want to go somewhere, I'm like, oh, I've never been to this place, I'll just take a date.

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And so apps and then the bow system.

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Like the bow system is like an acronym.

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It's B for be a gentleman, E for engage physically, then A is all in, then U is unattached.

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I just noticed your t-shirt.

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Did you get that made?

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Yes, yes.

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Yes, there's a few people that wear this.

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Oh my god.

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Have you ever gone out with a Scotstyle girl?

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Yes.

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How are Scottsdale girls different?

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They like money, firstly.

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So this is this is another story that I like to.

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I didn't even go on the date with her, but when people like to try and take advantage of other people, I think there should be some sort of punishment, if you want to use that word.

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It might be too might be too hard.

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Repercussions.

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Is the better word.

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So this girl, um, I want to take her to like a lower end place.

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I can't even remember her name.

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Okay, now I do.

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So um I it was like a lower, maybe like the Italiano or something like that.

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And she goes, uh, she has to go to the global ambassador.

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And I'm like, fucking cunt, like trying to take take advantage of my money.

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I'm like, I work with and you're just trying to waste it away.

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And so I was like, okay, I see what we're doing here.

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And so I just talked to her for a week.

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We like casual conversation still on the apps.

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And I'm like, okay, so I told her I'd pick her up, and then I'd be like, okay, you ready to go?

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Then ghost out like a light.

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I'm surprised you didn't get thrown on the are we dating the same guy.

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I need for that.

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That's what I'm saying.

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I have that too.

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Because that's normally what women that's usually like some a storyline similar to that is the reason why most guys get posted on that.

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I mean, she was pretty hot, so she probably found somebody.

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So and the app wasn't that big at the time.

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Right.

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So you ghosted her.

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Did she message you?

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Hey, where are you?

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Hey.

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No, no, you just delete her off the app.

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Oh, you did.

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Oh, how funny.

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Easy.

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Easy peasy.

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So you said you like goofy hot girls?

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Yes.

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Are there any hot girls out there that are goofy nowadays?

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No, I might as well just said I wanted to win the Powerball, basically.

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That's what I should have just said.

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Yeah, I mean it exists every now and then, but like I said, money's always.

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I'll be with a girl and I'll just think, man, like after we have sex, I'm like, fuck, how do I get out of here?

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I need to go to work, I gotta do this.

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I got so many things I need to do on my mind.

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But but yeah, I mean I am respectful to like girls who are nice.

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Like there was a girl I took out three three or four weeks ago, I think.

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I'm a serial dater, if you guys don't know already.

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But we had a it was like fun.

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I could just tell she wasn't like into it, she was nice, and she had like a happy trail, and I was fuck.

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I was like, shit, fuck.

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I was like, I don't want this.

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Was that an ick?

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A happy trail on a woman?

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Oh no, I love it.

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Wait, is that like on the belly button?

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Yes, hair?

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That's what men have.

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So why couldn't you have just shaved it for her?

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Made it turned into something can be like it just it ruins the you know, what is it?

00:15:20.720 --> 00:15:22.879
One bad, one bad apple ruins the bunch.

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Yeah, it's just fucking Oh, that's hilarious.

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Oh my god.

00:15:28.559 --> 00:15:31.840
So how many, how many do you would you say you have like a roster?

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Do you have regulars that you communicate with or go out with?

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Or are you more into just like new new chase, new girls?

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I like new girls.

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I think I'm the type of guy that needs to be swept off their feet.

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Because, for example, like I like taking care of a woman if I needed to.

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I haven't found one yet.

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But if I need somebody that would convince me that there is no reason to leave you.

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Which I mean, the dating pool is just getting worse and worse every fucking day.

00:16:05.919 --> 00:16:07.679
So, like my mother's a prime example.

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Like my mom's the best mom in the world, so it kind of ruins women for you.

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Because if I had a horrible mom, I'd be trying to look for a woman to just and you just take anybody.

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Right.

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But anybody who doesn't hold the same status as her print can pretty much get fucked at that point.

00:16:20.960 --> 00:16:25.120
So what's your what does your perfect woman look like?

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Sophie Cunningham, maybe in the looks department, but what does she have to have?

00:16:31.679 --> 00:16:36.720
What would she have to have, or what would she have to bring to the table for you to say, okay, I'm done with everybody else.

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What would it take for a woman to land big bono?

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I like that.

00:16:41.360 --> 00:16:42.159
I like that question.

00:16:42.399 --> 00:16:43.120
I love that question.

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You could say it again.

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I'd never get tired of it.

00:16:46.879 --> 00:16:53.200
Um to land me, it would be you just have to be very interested.

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Very interested, like, oh my gosh, this first of all, she'd have to be funny, which that's only like an ugly girl trait.

00:16:59.519 --> 00:17:01.759
So she would have to have been ugly and then like.

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Hey, we're funny.

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Did you ever have an ugly face though?

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I don't think so.

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You never know the kind of work people get done nowadays.

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So she'd also need to have a thick skin, I can imagine.

00:17:15.680 --> 00:17:19.119
You seem like the kind of guy that likes to, you know, poke fun and kind of like a few.

00:17:19.279 --> 00:17:21.519
Oh, yeah, I like to press buttons until I find the red one.

00:17:22.480 --> 00:17:24.559
And so do you think you're scared of commitment?

00:17:24.799 --> 00:17:27.279
Do you think you have a little f commitment phobe?

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No, I'm just more of a an efficiency person.

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So, like if somebody was beneficial to my life, I would find a reason to keep you in it, just straight up.

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And if you're costing me money and you're not doing any way, shape, or form to help me get more money or something.

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Because like my parents ain't even got my dad ain't got no retirement, so my main goal is my family.

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I like hanging out with my friends, money, health, dog, you know, the whole thing.

00:17:50.319 --> 00:17:52.480
And do you like a woman that plays hard to get?

00:17:52.559 --> 00:17:53.839
It seems like you might like the chase.

00:17:54.000 --> 00:17:56.319
You might like a woman who doesn't treat you so well.

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It's like you can't make me chase too much, but not too little.

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It's gotta be almost like payful.

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Like if I like if I seem uninterested, you gotta come back.

00:18:05.759 --> 00:18:06.880
Like that type of thing.

00:18:07.359 --> 00:18:08.480
Do you date older women?

00:18:09.039 --> 00:18:09.440
Oh yeah.

00:18:09.759 --> 00:18:14.720
I I can tell that I think it'd be better with an older woman because they can take the crowd, they can fight back too.

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Yeah.

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But I mean like they want to, you know, settle down pretty quickly.

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That's true.

00:18:20.880 --> 00:18:24.799
So like there was this girl I dated, she was like 38, I think, off of hinge.

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And we we found similar interests.

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Like she liked to gamble and stuff like that, but she was just a raging bitch.

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And so we were watching um UFC one time, and this is how I knew, because I'm still like I'm always cautious.

00:18:37.440 --> 00:18:49.920
I'm still kind of like setting out like probe feelers, and we're watching UFC, and it was her and her friend, and then the friend's boyfriend, and we're watching it, and I heard her in the background uh when Henry Sujuto was fighting, and they were like arguing.

00:18:50.000 --> 00:18:52.559
She's like, Yeah, I fucked him, or it was it was something like that.

00:18:52.720 --> 00:18:58.160
Like, fucked him, and I go, You're willing to say that when I'm fucking sitting right here, like and I can hear you.

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Wow.

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I'm like, so I'm just gonna I'm gonna have fun with this until you get tired of it.

00:19:04.160 --> 00:19:14.319
And so there was like I kept banging her for like a month or two, and then there got to a point where she really wanted me to like ask her to like be official, and so I was like, I don't know, I'm not ready.

00:19:14.400 --> 00:19:21.119
And so we woke up and I think I I kissed her and I I just felt that it was no more.

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And so then I just never said it, like said anything again.

00:19:24.079 --> 00:19:29.200
I might have said like a text message here or there, and there was like not really a response, but yeah, and then it was done.

00:19:29.920 --> 00:19:32.640
So besides happy trails, what are your deal breakers?

00:19:33.359 --> 00:19:35.279
Besides happy trails.

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My deal breakers.

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I mean, being like a bitch to the waitress, like, can I have some more chips, porfavoir?

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Like shit like that.

00:19:45.759 --> 00:19:46.880
Like, no, I think I'm good.

00:19:47.039 --> 00:19:48.960
And you're gonna with girls that come for money.

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I mean, you never see poor girls come for money or poor hot girls come for money.

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So, I mean, a lot of them tend to be bitches.

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You find a good one every now and then.

00:19:58.640 --> 00:20:03.359
Like, I have friends who've hooked up with girls that come for money who are nice people, but other than that, no.

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00:20:32.240 --> 00:20:35.039
So have you ghosted many other women?

00:20:35.279 --> 00:20:38.240
Or just like not shown up or not shown up?

00:20:38.319 --> 00:20:39.200
No, I've never done that.

00:20:39.359 --> 00:20:42.319
Like I said, because some of these reservations I make, I gotta pay for.

00:20:42.960 --> 00:20:44.960
That's the thing with reservations now.

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When you're at when you're making reservations at nicer places, it is you have to put your credit card information down.

00:20:50.319 --> 00:20:55.519
And if you don't show up, it's like a$25 per person that they charge you if you don't show.

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And sometimes like I have a friend, uh, one of my supervisors at work, she goes, she goes, Bo, you're talking to these girls on the apps.

00:21:02.319 --> 00:21:05.119
What if you show up and they don't look anything like their pictures?

00:21:05.200 --> 00:21:06.720
And I'm like, well, I'll get blacked out drunk.

00:21:06.960 --> 00:21:09.279
I'm like, I do that, like I've done that many times.

00:21:09.599 --> 00:21:10.960
Do you find that that happens a lot?

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You show up and they don't look like their pictures.

00:21:14.079 --> 00:21:16.079
Like 50-50.

00:21:16.319 --> 00:21:16.880
50-50.

00:21:17.119 --> 00:21:18.559
Do you FaceTime first?

00:21:18.799 --> 00:21:21.920
Are you like a hey, let's FaceTime or let's have a phone call first?

00:21:22.000 --> 00:21:23.440
Or is it just like a surprise every time?

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Not really, because I also want to I want to have like an adventure in these places that I set reservations to.

00:21:29.920 --> 00:21:30.799
I do want to go to.

00:21:31.599 --> 00:21:36.720
And um, so my ADD.

00:21:36.960 --> 00:21:40.000
Oh have you ever cheated on a woman?

00:21:40.640 --> 00:21:44.799
Uh no, because the relationship didn't last that long for me to cheat, but she definitely cheated.

00:21:45.039 --> 00:21:49.200
Like there was a time I was dating this girl for like this was actually the last relationship.

00:21:49.440 --> 00:21:51.200
I think it might have just scared me to death.

00:21:51.440 --> 00:21:54.640
So we uh we dated.

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I remember because it was from the same town that we were in, and so she basically cheated.

00:22:01.039 --> 00:22:08.960
I can't like prove it, but she had sex with me the day of and then broke up with me at the like right after, you know, just get one last in.

00:22:09.359 --> 00:22:15.200
And then she had sex with her ex that she got back with the same day, and we're from the same town.

00:22:15.599 --> 00:22:18.720
So there was a discrepancy for nine months on who the father was.

00:22:19.759 --> 00:22:22.480
So yeah, I got to live in that kind of stress.

00:22:22.799 --> 00:22:23.519
Are you serious?

00:22:23.680 --> 00:22:26.960
So she got pregnant and when she had the babies that when you did the paternity test?

00:22:27.119 --> 00:22:33.759
There was no paternity test, but the kid came out with blonde hair and blue eyes, and I was like, But weren't you stressing for the longest time?

00:22:34.000 --> 00:22:36.400
Yeah, I had my bags packed, I was ready to go to Mexico.

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No child support for daddy here, I'll tell you that.

00:22:40.240 --> 00:22:41.279
So, what are your hobbies?

00:22:41.359 --> 00:22:42.400
What do you do for fun?

00:22:42.640 --> 00:22:43.279
I do a lot.

00:22:43.440 --> 00:22:48.000
I I think of my life as a movie, and like if my life was a movie, would I want to watch it?

00:22:48.079 --> 00:22:58.480
So I'm constantly doing something, whether it be like I like to do jujitsu, kickboxing, or I like to uh play poker over at the casino, or somebody calls me, like, hey man, you want to go to the bar?

00:22:58.559 --> 00:22:59.279
Like, I don't give a fuck.

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If the bar's in a ghetto, I'll fucking go.

00:23:01.440 --> 00:23:03.519
I just like to have an adventure all the time.

00:23:03.839 --> 00:23:09.519
Um, and one last question Do you have any crazy unique talents or unique fact about yourself that not many people know?

00:23:09.759 --> 00:23:10.799
I have a special talent.

00:23:10.880 --> 00:23:11.519
Is that the same?

00:23:11.839 --> 00:23:12.880
What is your special talent?

00:23:13.119 --> 00:23:14.720
I can read a fourth grade level.

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Wow.

00:23:16.480 --> 00:23:18.480
Or I can uh do this.

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What?

00:23:20.160 --> 00:23:23.440
Yeah Can I do that again?

00:23:25.279 --> 00:23:27.279
I make sure to have sex with the girl before I do that.

00:23:27.599 --> 00:23:28.160
Were you a hockey?

00:23:28.400 --> 00:23:29.200
Were you a hockey player?

00:23:29.359 --> 00:23:29.680
No, no.

00:23:29.759 --> 00:23:31.920
When I was in high school, I got in a fight with the concrete.

00:23:32.799 --> 00:23:38.960
Oh we used to play on these mini hoops, and I went up with the hoops were like six foot, so everybody could just fucking slam and jam on them.

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So I went up and I got blocked, and somehow I spun all the way around and went face first into the concrete.

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Wow.00:23:44.400 --> 00:23:45.599


Is that freaking hard?00:23:45.680 --> 00:23:46.160


That's crazy.00:23:46.319 --> 00:23:48.079


I mean, it honestly didn't hurt as bad as you think.00:23:48.160 --> 00:23:49.759


Like the dentist was like playing with my nerves.00:23:49.839 --> 00:23:50.640


He's like, You feel that?00:23:50.799 --> 00:23:51.519


And I was like, No.00:23:51.680 --> 00:23:55.359


And he goes, Yeah, most people would be jumping out of the fucking chair if I was doing that.00:23:55.599 --> 00:23:56.880


Wow, that's crazy.00:23:57.279 --> 00:23:59.119


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I chose a question this week from social media, and I'm so glad I did now that we've met you.00:24:14.720 --> 00:24:20.480


Um, so this is a post and it is a guy asking for advice from the public.00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:25.279


So I want to hear what you guys think first before I read my favorite response.00:24:25.839 --> 00:24:32.079


Um so he says, I just packed for Vegas when my wife hits me with I just got my period.00:24:32.480 --> 00:24:43.680


Now I'm debating, do I drop two grand to be bunkmates at the Bellagio with no action and overpriced room service or fake a work emergency and let her take one of her single friends instead?00:24:44.000 --> 00:24:45.279


Married guys will get it.00:24:45.519 --> 00:24:47.119


Single people don't judge.00:24:47.279 --> 00:24:48.000


What would you do?00:24:48.319 --> 00:24:49.359


Wait, this is a woman?00:24:49.599 --> 00:24:50.160


It's a man.00:24:50.319 --> 00:24:50.960


I think that's a woman.00:24:51.680 --> 00:24:56.000


Who is gonna take his wife to Vegas for the weekend, but then she gets her period right before they're going.00:24:56.799 --> 00:24:57.440


Take your friend.00:24:57.680 --> 00:25:08.160


No, that's a douched nugget response because when you're married, your best friend, you have fun together, and you go not just to have sex, you're going to enjoy Vegas together and do other things besides having sex.00:25:08.400 --> 00:25:10.640


Well, if it was my wife, she would be cool with me taking my buddy.00:25:11.039 --> 00:25:11.279


What?00:25:11.440 --> 00:25:12.400


You would take your buddy?00:25:12.480 --> 00:25:16.400


I mean, it's almost like my friends are like family to me, so it's I guess I don't have any siblings.00:25:16.559 --> 00:25:18.240


So it's almost like a brother that I would take.00:25:18.559 --> 00:25:21.839


So it's a deal breaker if your wife's on her period to travel together.00:25:22.079 --> 00:25:22.720


No, not necessarily.00:25:22.880 --> 00:25:25.440


Why do I need her if she's if she's not good to put out?00:25:25.759 --> 00:25:27.039


She's just here for her to open her.00:25:27.359 --> 00:25:28.000


Depends how much you're left.00:25:28.160 --> 00:25:30.000


If you're out of the relationship, it's like I'm bringing my buddy.00:25:30.079 --> 00:25:34.079


If you're still in it, maybe you can do that and like thank God that you don't have another kid on the way.00:25:34.400 --> 00:25:35.599


So what do you what do you think?00:25:35.839 --> 00:25:38.400


The I I I agree with you.00:25:38.559 --> 00:25:43.119


And the my the response, the response is similar to what you said, Lindsay.00:25:43.519 --> 00:25:48.799


Yeah, you should probably back out and let her take someone who views her as a person rather than a whole that is out of service.00:25:49.839 --> 00:25:51.039


So true.00:25:53.119 --> 00:25:54.000


That's hilarious.00:25:54.160 --> 00:25:54.720


That's funny.00:25:54.880 --> 00:25:55.839


So we're gonna discuss.00:25:55.920 --> 00:26:00.640


We asked our followers and our listeners where not to take someone on a first date.00:26:00.799 --> 00:26:02.640


Thank you, everyone, who responded.00:26:02.880 --> 00:26:05.359


So, where do you think you should never take someone on the first date?00:26:05.599 --> 00:26:06.000


Wendy's?00:26:06.559 --> 00:26:07.440


Wendy's, really.00:26:07.599 --> 00:26:07.759


Yeah.00:26:07.920 --> 00:26:13.759


I mean, maybe if you like you tell them, I want to go to Wendy's, we'll just pick up some food and then go walk the park or something.00:26:13.920 --> 00:26:16.000


Hopefully it's not July in Phoenix.00:26:16.240 --> 00:26:19.119


But aren't they supposed to have really good frosties?00:26:19.440 --> 00:26:20.000


Yeah, they're frosties.00:26:20.240 --> 00:26:23.359


I've never tried them, but with the French fries in the frosties, I've heard that's really good.00:26:23.920 --> 00:26:25.839


I mean you could take them to uh what is it called?00:26:25.920 --> 00:26:26.960


Don't take them to a strip club.00:26:27.039 --> 00:26:28.240


I know people who've actually done that.00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:29.039


That is true.00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:29.519


Probably not.00:26:30.240 --> 00:26:32.799


Depends on what kind of relationship you're looking for, though, right?00:26:33.440 --> 00:26:34.400


Depends on what kind of date you want.00:26:34.640 --> 00:26:37.359


I mean, if you want a unicorn in your relationship, that's the woman for you.00:26:37.599 --> 00:26:38.559


Right, exactly.00:26:38.720 --> 00:26:45.200


So I me personally, I know there's a long list, but I think a buffet, like an all-you can eat buffet, that to me is like at the bottom of the list.00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:45.680


Yeah.00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:49.519


Like, oh no, I had a guy take me to Fogo to Chow once on a date.00:26:49.759 --> 00:26:51.839


Isn't that kind of like an upscale meat buffet?00:26:52.079 --> 00:26:52.880


Or you can eat meat.00:26:52.960 --> 00:26:54.079


I thought you would like that, Jess.00:26:54.240 --> 00:26:55.759


Or you can eat sausage in your face.00:26:58.880 --> 00:27:00.319


But you said you weren't impressed?00:27:00.799 --> 00:27:00.960


No.00:27:01.279 --> 00:27:01.440


Okay.00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:02.880


Not my cup of tea.00:27:03.119 --> 00:27:03.440


My gosh.00:27:03.519 --> 00:27:04.799


Did you at least put out on the first date?00:27:05.039 --> 00:27:05.519


I did not.00:27:05.680 --> 00:27:06.079


I did not.00:27:06.559 --> 00:27:07.039


I did not.00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:09.039


So you didn't like you didn't put out at all?00:27:09.200 --> 00:27:09.519


Mm-mm.00:27:09.680 --> 00:27:11.599


Yeah, my condolences to a fallen soldier.00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:13.279


My condolences.00:27:13.680 --> 00:27:14.480


She said ciao.00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:15.440


Fucking chow.00:27:15.759 --> 00:27:19.279


Okay, so where so this is what the our followers and listeners had to say.00:27:19.519 --> 00:27:22.799


The movies came up a lot because you really can't get to know someone on a movie, right?00:27:23.119 --> 00:27:23.680


During a movie.00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:26.000


Strip club, that came up a lot.00:27:26.160 --> 00:27:27.200


Um, your house.00:27:27.359 --> 00:27:28.880


That's kind of dodgy, right?00:27:29.039 --> 00:27:29.359


It is.00:27:29.519 --> 00:27:32.240


Do you ever invite girls over to your house for dates?00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:34.079


No, I've been invited over to their house, though.00:27:34.319 --> 00:27:35.279


Have you from the apps?00:27:35.440 --> 00:27:35.519


Yeah.00:27:35.759 --> 00:27:37.440


Like before you've ever met them in person.00:27:37.599 --> 00:27:37.920


Oh, yeah.00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:38.079


Yeah.00:27:38.160 --> 00:27:38.559


Those are the things.00:27:38.640 --> 00:27:39.440


I mean, I do that.00:27:39.599 --> 00:27:41.039


I send my location to all of my friends.00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:41.680


Right?00:27:41.759 --> 00:27:42.079


Seriously.00:27:42.319 --> 00:27:43.359


I go, I could get murdered.00:27:43.599 --> 00:27:48.480


That and that's that's risky for a woman to put yourself out there like this.00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:50.559


It is very I would never, would you ever?00:27:50.720 --> 00:27:50.960


No.00:27:51.119 --> 00:27:52.000


That's so dangerous.00:27:52.240 --> 00:27:54.400


I know somebody got tricked by an escort doing that.00:27:54.640 --> 00:27:55.680


Oh, I could see that.00:27:55.759 --> 00:27:55.920


Yeah.00:27:56.400 --> 00:27:56.799


I could see that.00:27:57.200 --> 00:27:59.839


I could see it's it's dangerous on both sides, I guess.00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:01.920


Because like my house is my safe space.00:28:02.000 --> 00:28:04.960


So like, why would I want to invite somebody that I don't know?00:28:05.119 --> 00:28:05.279


Yeah.00:28:05.440 --> 00:28:13.680


But then also, yeah, I can see, I guess I've heard online like guys go over and then pretty soon like their watch is stolen and they're all the cash out of their wallet and stuff.00:28:13.920 --> 00:28:17.599


Or how like if someone comes over and you don't like them, how do you get rid of them?00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:18.000


I know.00:28:18.079 --> 00:28:19.839


You know, without sounding rude and kicking them out.00:28:20.799 --> 00:28:23.200


I feel like the guy will always probably want to leave most of the time.00:28:23.440 --> 00:28:23.680


Yeah.00:28:23.920 --> 00:28:24.160


Yeah.00:28:24.319 --> 00:28:26.160


No, I sound rude and kick people out of my house.00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:26.799


Yeah, I don't know.00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:28.400


I'm too nice and too simple performing.00:28:29.200 --> 00:28:29.359


Yeah.00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:32.559


And then, well, I'm going to bed, so I'm gonna need everyone to leave.00:28:32.720 --> 00:28:32.960


Yeah.00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:33.279


Yeah.00:28:33.599 --> 00:28:36.720


A secluded location, fast food came up a lot.00:28:36.799 --> 00:28:38.319


Um, to meet the family.00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:39.680


That's hardcore.00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:40.400


You know what came up?00:28:40.799 --> 00:28:41.279


That's hardcore.00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:41.599


Right?00:28:41.680 --> 00:28:43.119


Meaning the family on the first date.00:28:43.200 --> 00:28:43.599


Dang.00:28:43.839 --> 00:28:47.119


Maybe we should maybe trying to get something going with the mom, too, or something like that.00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:50.240


This one came up a lot, which surprised me.00:28:50.400 --> 00:28:50.799


A funeral.00:28:50.880 --> 00:28:53.519


Like, who would ever think to take someone to a funeral on a first date?00:28:54.000 --> 00:28:54.480


Isn't that weird?00:28:54.880 --> 00:28:55.119


Grieve.00:28:55.680 --> 00:28:57.039


Like, so many people said that.00:28:57.440 --> 00:29:00.160


Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:00.880


What?00:29:01.119 --> 00:29:04.720


So that's why people say.00:29:06.079 --> 00:29:06.960


A generic bar?00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:07.759


Like, why is that bad?00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:09.440


Go get a drink at a generic bar.00:29:09.599 --> 00:29:10.160


There's nothing wrong.00:29:10.319 --> 00:29:12.000


I think that's better than an or eat buffet.00:29:12.240 --> 00:29:15.359


Does generic bar meaning probably like a dive bar, maybe?00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:15.680


Like.00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:17.359


I mean, what's the fuck's wrong with that?00:29:17.519 --> 00:29:18.000


I know, right?00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:19.839


Or does it mean like a chilies?00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:20.319


Maybe.00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:21.599


Even chilies, but who cares?00:29:21.839 --> 00:29:22.160


I don't know.00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:25.519


Nightclub, that's true because it's so loud you can't really get to know each other.00:29:25.839 --> 00:29:27.279


Hey, really nice to see you.00:29:27.519 --> 00:29:28.799


Oh, so pretty.00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:32.799


Unless you like like the DJ or something, like unless you're into me house.00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:34.400


So how does you get to know each other?00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:37.039


Isn't that the point of a first date to see if you want to go on a second date?00:29:37.359 --> 00:29:37.599


That's true.00:29:39.279 --> 00:29:39.680


That's true.00:29:39.839 --> 00:29:44.480


Because at least if you take her to a comedy and she laughs, if she doesn't laugh at most of it, you're like, you probably don't even think this shit's funny.00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:44.960


Exactly.00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:50.720


Fuck the someone said, I got an invitation to be flown to a small island off the coast in a seaplane once.00:29:50.880 --> 00:29:54.240


The guy was in tech, but he got his pilot's license as a hobby.00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:56.319


Was it a outsounded sketchy AI?00:29:56.799 --> 00:29:59.119


That is why would you get in a small plane with someone?00:29:59.519 --> 00:29:59.759


I remember.00:30:00.480 --> 00:30:05.920


Someone wanted to go on a first date with me and he had a lot of money, and he's like, I'm gonna send my private jet to pick you up and we'll go to the Moldives.00:30:06.160 --> 00:30:08.000


And I really have always wanted to go to the Moldives.00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:10.640


I was so tempted, but I didn't know if I like this guy.00:30:10.720 --> 00:30:14.319


And so I called my friend, I'm like, is he gonna wanna, is he gonna want me to put out if I go?00:30:14.480 --> 00:30:19.599


She's like, fuck out! And again, what if he was a freaking creeper?00:30:19.759 --> 00:30:21.039


Then you're stuck in the mold dives a bit.00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:23.359


If no woman wanted me to do that, I would put out 100%.00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:25.759


I'm gonna put it out eight times in an hour.00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:29.119


The big the big boner would be on show.00:30:29.759 --> 00:30:30.559


On show.00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:31.680


That's hilarious.00:30:31.920 --> 00:30:33.039


Coffee came up a lot.00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:33.759


I don't get this.00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:36.319


Why is coffee something you shouldn't do on a first date?00:30:36.480 --> 00:30:37.359


I like coffee for a first date.00:30:37.440 --> 00:30:37.759


I do too.00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:39.599


It's quick and easy, an easy escape.00:30:40.480 --> 00:30:42.079


But a girl's not gonna put out.00:30:42.160 --> 00:30:45.039


So if you're trying to get laid on a first date, that's coffee.00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:46.000


You're not gonna get laid out.00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:50.559


She would have to be so beautiful and so good in conversation through texting that I would be like, okay, I'll do it.00:30:50.640 --> 00:30:51.200


I'll sacrifice it.00:30:51.680 --> 00:30:52.079


Settle for coffee.00:30:52.720 --> 00:30:54.319


Well, and we've had this conversation before.00:30:54.480 --> 00:30:57.039


A lot of women don't like coffee because it's not extravagant enough.00:30:57.119 --> 00:30:58.720


It's like if they're not willing to spend a lot of money.00:30:58.960 --> 00:31:00.400


Yeah, I want to go to bourbon and balance.00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:01.359


Right.00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:04.160


Gym came up a lot.00:31:04.319 --> 00:31:05.359


The gym on a first date.00:31:05.440 --> 00:31:06.000


That's kind of stupid.00:31:06.079 --> 00:31:06.960


Like, aren't you supposed to get to it?00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:09.920


No, I mean if you want a fit girl, you want to breed D1 athletes, why not?00:31:10.319 --> 00:31:10.559


I guess.00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:14.640


Because if she sucks, you're gonna be like, I'm sorry, your hand-eye coordination, none of it's up to par.00:31:15.200 --> 00:31:15.839


It's not gonna work.00:31:16.000 --> 00:31:18.640


You know what came up a lot that you like doing on a first day is hiking.00:31:18.799 --> 00:31:24.079


Because people say that if it's a trail that isn't populated, if it's a trail that's kind of secluded, it could be dangerous.00:31:24.319 --> 00:31:29.039


Wasn't there a girl in Scottsdale that got killed hiking a couple years ago in like North Scottsdale?00:31:29.359 --> 00:31:29.839


On a date.00:31:30.079 --> 00:31:30.880


I don't think it was a date.00:31:31.200 --> 00:31:33.039


Like, did she fall from the heat and die murder?00:31:33.359 --> 00:31:35.440


No, though, he was like following her, remember?00:31:35.680 --> 00:31:36.880


I thought, anyways, I don't remember.00:31:37.279 --> 00:31:40.160


Concerts was something you should never do because you can't hear, can't get to know each other.00:31:43.200 --> 00:31:45.839


Anywhere private, the woods.00:31:46.160 --> 00:31:48.960


Um, let's go out in the woods.00:31:49.440 --> 00:31:52.000


I would love to uh show you some of my force.00:31:54.079 --> 00:31:57.759


Um, someone said, none of my favorite spots in case it goes bad.00:31:57.839 --> 00:32:00.480


I usually have a designated spot just for dates.00:32:00.960 --> 00:32:02.960


I have done that, and then you feel like you can't go back.00:32:03.200 --> 00:32:10.400


Well, I I do it though, and it wasn't even like I saw this girl who worked at Chipotle, and she was like really hot.00:32:10.559 --> 00:32:11.279


And I was surprised.00:32:11.359 --> 00:32:12.799


I'm like, how is she here at Chipotle?00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:17.519


She must be a good person because she's not working real estate or a bottle service girl.00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:20.480


And so I asked her for a number, and I'll never do this again.00:32:20.559 --> 00:32:28.319


Not because of the reason that you're probably thinking of, but I asked her and she goes, Well, I have a boyfriend, which I completely understand, but she could have been full of shit, who knows?00:32:28.559 --> 00:32:36.400


And so um, that hurt me deep, more so because I mean I have to go see her every day, and so I kind of just ignore it.00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:42.160


But also, if you get shot down by somebody who works at Chipotle, that fucking hurts you.00:32:43.200 --> 00:32:47.680


For example, if you were applying at a job and the job uh you're yeah, I applied to be a doctor.00:32:47.759 --> 00:32:50.240


Like, yeah, you don't even have the credentials, get the fuck out of here.00:32:50.480 --> 00:32:54.240


But if you like apply it to McDonald's, like, bro, they hire everybody.00:32:54.400 --> 00:32:55.599


What are you talking about?00:32:55.839 --> 00:32:57.119


Well, maybe she did have a boyfriend.00:32:57.359 --> 00:33:01.599


Maybe she would have been interested in you had she not been in a relationship, but she's being respectful.00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:02.720


Yeah, it's very true.00:33:02.960 --> 00:33:09.599


But yeah, but but then if you keep going to the same Chipotle, you feel like eventually she's gonna be like, hey, broke up with my boyfriend.00:33:09.839 --> 00:33:10.559


Yeah, that's very true.00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:11.680


I'm waiting on that day still.00:33:11.839 --> 00:33:15.519


I go to that Chipotle every day, which is why like every day I eat the same thing.00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:16.640


And she still works there?00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:16.880


Yeah.00:33:17.519 --> 00:33:18.000


Is that awkward?00:33:18.319 --> 00:33:24.079


Ever since I asked her that, I mean, I'm just trying to ignore it, even like though she like makes the food.00:33:24.240 --> 00:33:26.640


Every time I go in there, she's not there.00:33:26.799 --> 00:33:32.160


And then when I start to grab my food and walk away, I sometimes I look back and I see her go back up to the lots.00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:35.759


She needs to be coming and she's like, fuck, I'm not here.00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:38.960


I'm just like, just please, just make this easy.00:33:39.039 --> 00:33:40.720


Just please, I'll just get my food and go.00:33:41.200 --> 00:33:42.880


Someone said, take her to eat.00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:45.680


And if she orders a salad, get up right away and walk out.00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:46.880


Go find a real woman.00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:48.480


You need a a real woman.00:33:48.640 --> 00:33:51.920


Do you get turned off if a woman orders a salad on a date?00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:53.519


Fuck no, she's saving me money.00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:57.119


I was gonna say, I'm offended because sometimes I like a salad for dinner.00:33:57.279 --> 00:33:57.440


Yeah.00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:00.880


I've had girls that use me for um like free meals.00:34:01.519 --> 00:34:10.000


But you can tell though, because they're not interested in the date and they're very you give them, they give you one-word answers when they're done, and then at the end, this is where I like to play games too.00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:15.679


So they try and use me for a free meal, like they'll take a few bites and I eat a lot.00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:22.880


So when I asked the um the guy for a check, this one the lady did walk out, and she goes, uh, can I get a box to go?00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:24.960


And I go, No, it's fine, I'll finish it.00:34:25.199 --> 00:34:30.400


And so she was like, I was like, No, I'm serious, I'm hungry.00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:33.519


I not I'm not uh my parents raised me to not waste food.00:34:33.679 --> 00:34:35.519


And she was like, I'm gonna leave.00:34:35.599 --> 00:34:36.159


And she did leave.00:34:36.400 --> 00:34:36.960


She just got up there.00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:38.000


Yeah, yeah, she did leave.00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:38.960


That's like the one.00:34:39.519 --> 00:34:40.159


True colors.00:34:40.559 --> 00:34:40.800


Yes.00:34:41.039 --> 00:34:41.920


She had balls though.00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:44.079


She had balls though, she didn't succumb to the pressure.00:34:44.320 --> 00:34:46.159


So is that the only girl that's ever walked out on you?00:34:46.320 --> 00:34:46.559


Yes.00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:47.039


Wow.00:34:47.199 --> 00:34:53.440


Have you ever do you ever make the joke about like asking them to pay or pay half the bill?00:34:53.840 --> 00:34:55.840


Is that ever something that you No?00:34:55.920 --> 00:34:56.559


I've never done that.00:34:56.719 --> 00:35:00.480


Wait, honestly, if a girl asks to pay half, that's where I'm like, oh wow, nice.00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:06.159


But I've also been on so many dates where if the girl asks to pay half, they're usually not interested.00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:07.440


Yeah, that is true.00:35:07.679 --> 00:35:08.480


Did you go to college?00:35:08.880 --> 00:35:10.320


I went to community college.00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:12.639


Might as well say no college.00:35:14.079 --> 00:35:16.800


Um, don't go anywhere where your wife can see you.00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:18.480


Oh my god, that's funny.00:35:18.639 --> 00:35:22.960


Um, someone said a sewage disposal plant, but if she was hot, I'd go with her.00:35:23.760 --> 00:35:25.119


Why would you go there for a date?00:35:25.599 --> 00:35:26.079


But it's true.00:35:26.159 --> 00:35:28.159


I feel like if you want to get used to this the smell of sex.00:35:28.639 --> 00:35:32.960


I think the the point he was trying to make was if she's good looking, I don't care where it is, I'll go with her.00:35:33.199 --> 00:35:33.840


Which is kind of true.00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:39.599


If there's someone that you're interested in and you're attracted to them, really you could sit on the curb of a street and have a good time, right?00:35:39.760 --> 00:35:40.079


Yes.00:35:40.320 --> 00:35:42.159


I mean, it doesn't really matter where you are.00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:43.840


Um Can I ask you something?00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:47.679


Have you guys noticed the epidemic of fake titties like everywhere?00:35:47.920 --> 00:35:50.079


Like there every girl now has fake tits.00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:50.480


Yeah.00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:51.199


It's crazy.00:35:51.280 --> 00:36:00.960


Like I went on a date with a girl with fake boobs, and in her Instagram, the uh the bio was like proverbs, like Peter or something, which is a proverb that was about vanity.00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:01.599


Yeah.00:36:01.840 --> 00:36:10.559


Well, there was remember how many years ago was it that it that was like the thing that parents were getting their daughters boob jobs for their high school girls.00:36:10.719 --> 00:36:11.679


That was creepy to me.00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:12.239


Yeah.00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:12.960


That's insane.00:36:13.199 --> 00:36:21.440


Like, and I don't know if it's just here because we're in Scottsdale and it's so vain, like everybody's so vain here or what that it's just like a thing.00:36:21.679 --> 00:36:23.920


But isn't it kind of trending downwards now?00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:25.519


Like I know a lot of people are removing them.00:36:25.599 --> 00:36:25.920


Yeah, for that.00:36:26.079 --> 00:36:29.840


And I think flat boobs are coming back in because butts are in now.00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:30.719


Oh, is that what it is?00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:32.800


That's a horrible bottom pants instead of buttons.00:36:33.039 --> 00:36:33.920


I wish that guy died.00:36:34.000 --> 00:36:35.440


The guy who invented BBLs.00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:36.159


I really do.00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:41.599


But I read that now there's they start to leak and it smells really, really bad.00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:42.719


It stinks.00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:50.480


Well, that's what uh I think it was Cart, was it Cardi B's ex said that he broke up with her because was it Stefan Diggs that said this?00:36:50.559 --> 00:36:53.280


That's he broke up with her and he said because her BBL stunk so bad.00:36:53.440 --> 00:36:54.800


Like, what does it smell of?00:36:55.119 --> 00:36:55.679


I wouldn't know.00:36:56.480 --> 00:36:57.440


When I find out, I will tell you.00:36:57.519 --> 00:36:58.880


I don't go out with that type of woman.00:36:59.199 --> 00:37:04.880


Like, I'm not sure what it smells like, but it must smell bad because he publicly said, people die from that.00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:05.519


They do.00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:12.159


And honestly, if you're if you're going into that operation and you do die, there's no sadness for me.00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:13.920


Because like you shouldn't be doing that anyways.00:37:14.079 --> 00:37:14.239


Yeah.00:37:14.400 --> 00:37:15.199


And they look ridiculous.00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:19.760


I'm sorry, you see these women that uh are like they just look, you can set a glass on there.00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:20.880


It's like a bug's life.00:37:20.960 --> 00:37:23.440


It's like the ants with the big butts and the skinny legs.00:37:23.679 --> 00:37:26.159


Some people like that though, and I'm like, bro, what is your problem?00:37:26.480 --> 00:37:26.800


That's weird.00:37:26.960 --> 00:37:28.159


Oh, so you're encouraging this.00:37:28.400 --> 00:37:30.079


You're not into the big fake boobies.00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:37.840


I mean, I like boobs, but uh there is something to said about like vanity and finding a good woman and having fake tits at the same time.00:37:38.719 --> 00:37:40.000


So it's it's tough.00:37:40.719 --> 00:37:44.719


So now we're gonna discuss the celebrity cut where we marinate and the juices of the celebrities.00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:47.679


I saw the list of the top meanest celebrities.00:37:48.239 --> 00:37:49.119


What would you say?00:37:49.280 --> 00:37:50.559


Who would you say is on the list?00:37:50.960 --> 00:37:51.840


Ellen DeGeneres.00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:52.960


She's on the list.00:37:53.119 --> 00:37:54.079


Oh, is she really?00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:58.800


I'm not surprised because they yeah, her some of her employees I think came out and said.00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:01.280


So number five is Kevin Spacey.00:38:01.360 --> 00:38:02.639


I've heard he's a douchebag.00:38:02.960 --> 00:38:03.840


Bitchy queen.00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:06.480


Number four is Ellen DeGeneres.00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:08.320


Number three is Chevy Chase.00:38:08.400 --> 00:38:09.119


That's so disappointing.00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:10.559


I love Chevy Chase.00:38:10.639 --> 00:38:11.360


I have heard that.00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:12.559


I don't like that.00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:13.760


I don't like that either.00:38:14.079 --> 00:38:15.519


Because I love his movies, The Griswold.00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:17.360


Is Ryan Reynolds on that list?00:38:17.599 --> 00:38:19.599


Uh he is not, but his wife is.00:38:19.760 --> 00:38:21.199


So number two is J Lo.00:38:21.599 --> 00:38:23.440


Number one is Blake Lively.00:38:23.599 --> 00:38:28.719


But did you see that clip of Ryan Reynolds um with it with the kid that just came out yesterday?00:38:29.119 --> 00:38:32.719


So a kid was asking him a question and was like, Good evening, nice to meet you, Mr.00:38:32.800 --> 00:38:33.360


Ryan Reynolds.00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:35.280


And Ryan says, let's just get straight to the question.00:38:35.679 --> 00:38:38.079


Like, what a dick to like an eight-year-old kid.00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:39.760


And people he's just being slammed.00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:43.760


People are like, oh, he's probably trying to be funny, but there's a time and a place, and it's a little kid.00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:46.400


Maybe he's just fed up with life dealing with his bitch wife.00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:47.199


Right.00:38:47.679 --> 00:38:49.280


He just takes all his anger on everybody.00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:50.639


Fuck you, Blake.00:38:51.920 --> 00:38:56.239


So now it's time to get to know you with Zoyo, sponsored by Zoyo, your neighborhood yogurt.00:38:56.400 --> 00:38:57.920


Have you ever been to Zoyo for frozen yogurt?00:38:58.159 --> 00:38:58.719


Froyo.00:38:59.119 --> 00:38:59.679


I have not.00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:01.679


Is it Froyo?00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:02.320


Is that the same one?00:39:02.400 --> 00:39:03.280


Or did you say Zoyo?00:39:03.519 --> 00:39:04.480


Zoyo is the froyo.00:39:05.119 --> 00:39:06.400


So it's like the knockoff, or no?00:39:06.480 --> 00:39:06.559


No.00:39:06.880 --> 00:39:09.199


Well, it's the name of the name of the chain.00:39:09.360 --> 00:39:09.760


Oh, okay.00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:11.039


So they have froyo.00:39:11.199 --> 00:39:11.360


Okay.00:39:11.599 --> 00:39:13.679


Pick a card, the top card, and answer it.00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:15.920


Isn't this the meat grab?00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:17.760


Oh, it used to be the meat grab.00:39:18.719 --> 00:39:22.559


And he's not picking the top one.00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:23.119


Okay.00:39:23.599 --> 00:39:24.800


Who knows what his question is?00:39:29.119 --> 00:39:30.079


Finish the sentence.00:39:30.159 --> 00:39:39.519


I like my sex how I like my coffee black or cream filled.00:39:42.239 --> 00:39:43.199


Cream filled is good.00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:45.360


I should have said like my Twinkies because cream filled.00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:46.400


Oh, good answer.00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:47.920


That is a good answer.00:39:48.079 --> 00:39:48.880


That's hilarious.00:39:49.199 --> 00:39:50.000


Do you have any other questions?00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:51.280


Do you have any other questions?00:39:51.599 --> 00:39:52.880


Or anything else you want to say?00:39:53.119 --> 00:39:55.599


Or a message you want to give out there to your future wife?00:39:55.920 --> 00:39:56.400


Everybody.00:39:56.559 --> 00:39:57.360


No, I'm just kidding.00:39:57.679 --> 00:40:02.000


So I do have like a horrible day story, or this chick was crazy.00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:03.440


So I went.00:40:03.599 --> 00:40:04.960


So I used to go to Boondocks.00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:06.159


You guys heard Boondocks, right?00:40:06.320 --> 00:40:11.119


I go there, I met some chick, like we ended up drinking, and we go back to her place fucking blah blah blah.00:40:11.360 --> 00:40:13.920


And we were kind of like a thing for a couple weeks.00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:20.480


And she she asked me because I told her I was in my friends were in town for a wedding, and people I haven't seen in years.00:40:20.639 --> 00:40:24.239


And so I told her I'm going to boondocks with my friends, blah blah blah.00:40:24.320 --> 00:40:25.519


And she goes, Oh, can I come?00:40:25.679 --> 00:40:27.519


And I was like, Well, no, I haven't seen them in a long time.00:40:27.599 --> 00:40:28.480


I want to hang out with them.00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:34.800


And so she shows up unannounced and tells all my friends that she's my girlfriend.00:40:34.880 --> 00:40:36.559


Like that's how she introduces herself.00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:37.360


What?00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:37.920


Yes.00:40:38.159 --> 00:40:39.360


This was a first time meeting.00:40:39.519 --> 00:40:40.320


No, no, no, no, no.00:40:40.480 --> 00:40:42.159


Like we had Oh, you oh, you'd met before.00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:42.320


Okay.00:40:42.480 --> 00:40:43.199


Yeah, we had met before.00:40:43.280 --> 00:40:44.159


Like I said, we had sex before.00:40:44.320 --> 00:40:46.159


And it was like Yeah, we were a little thing.00:40:46.559 --> 00:40:52.960


And so um I mean, obviously, like I said, I I like to have fun, so I get drunk and we end up fucking again.00:40:53.360 --> 00:40:56.880


And so I at that point I kind of had enough.00:40:57.039 --> 00:41:00.239


So I told her I wasn't really emotionally available.00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:02.719


And so I left like stuff at her place.00:41:02.960 --> 00:41:07.280


And so she has like one of those, what is it, the the phone electric, so you can unlock the door.00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:08.800


So I told her I'm there.00:41:08.960 --> 00:41:14.719


I go inside and I go to grab my stuff, and she has everything perfectly placed.00:41:14.960 --> 00:41:24.320


And so on the coffee table, there's a bunch of Polaroids, which have like pictures kind of of us, which I like I get fucked up, so I don't really know everything that goes on.00:41:24.480 --> 00:41:37.920


So I mean, maybe we took them when I was fucking plastered, and she left my she left a bag of my stuff, like running shoes or something, and in the bag, and she has a treat machine for the doggies, you know, so it senses when they're there, it's got a camera on it.00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:41.920


So she placed it in front of there so she would see me and the sensor.00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:48.559


And I was taking like a video and sending it of my friends of what the what it was looking like, and I could hear like a voice in the back.00:41:48.639 --> 00:41:50.239


She goes, Did you like my note?00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:52.239


And I was like, Oh my god.00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:54.719


Like while I was in the middle of the video, I was like, Yeah.00:41:54.880 --> 00:42:01.360


The vote, the note was like, You're my knight in shining armor, and I know you're not in the space right now, or something like that.00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:03.840


Let me know if anything changes, blah blah blah.00:42:04.000 --> 00:42:04.719


Oh my gosh.00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:05.519


Block list.00:42:05.679 --> 00:42:06.880


I was block list.00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:08.880


Nothing changed, nothing changed.00:42:08.960 --> 00:42:09.840


You didn't go back to her.00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:13.360


Well, my friends followed her on TikTok and she made a TikTok about it.00:42:13.920 --> 00:42:14.400


Wow.00:42:14.639 --> 00:42:16.239


Yeah, it was it was pretty crazy.00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:17.119


That's funny.00:42:17.280 --> 00:42:17.519


Yeah.00:42:18.320 --> 00:42:21.760


Well, thank you so much, and thank you so much for joining us this week at the Meat Market Market.00:42:21.840 --> 00:42:25.760


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Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.00:42:38.880 --> 00:42:40.960


He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.00:42:41.199 --> 00:42:45.920


So I found out the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.00:42:46.079 --> 00:42:48.559


His wife just reached out to me.