Romance or Roadkill? Surviving the Dating Slaughterhouse 💀

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Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.

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He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.

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So I found out, the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.

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His wife just reached out to me.

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Welcome to the Meat Market.

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The single scene is a slaughterhouse and we are here to devour it.

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We are your hosts.

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I'm Lindsay, I'm Jess and today's sizzling single is Savannah the sexy, gorgeous Savannah.

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Welcome.

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Hi, thanks for having me.

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So women are saying that men nowadays are weak.

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How do you think about this?

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100% you agree.

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Yes, tell us.

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They're little babies, to be honest with you in my experience.

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Little babies, to be honest with you in my experience, uh, I also come from like the midwest and military stock and stuff.

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So in the back of my mind I'm always like there were men out there writing love letters in the middle of a war and these dudes are just not it they can't even send a text back right because, they're too busy just because they're too busy too busy scrolling on

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instagram.

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So weak in their pursuit of women?

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Weak, physically weak, weak mentally weak, is it?

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all of the things weak, not being able to change a tire or there's that too.

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I think a lot of masculinity got attacked and I like really think we need to get back that healthy masculinity, because we really need it.

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There should be like everyone is masculine and feminine.

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There should be a balance of both.

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Um, but dudes today.

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So you seem like a strong woman.

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How do you like a man to approach you?

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Do you like him to make the first move?

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take initiative yeah, be a man.

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Yeah, I like I don't know.

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I know I look very like new agey and stuff, but I think my values are probably a little bit more on that end, like traditional for sure.

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Do you think men are afraid to approach you?

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I'm so small though, in real life I'm like and you're so nice and sweet.

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I know you are.

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But I think I do walk around with either resting sad face or resting bitch face and then when I'm like walking through crowds, anywhere I go, I'm like zeroed in on where I need to go, so I don't like make eye contact with anyone and I walk really fast.

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My tiny little legs go so fast I'm like don't.

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No one talk to me.

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So your instagram says that you are not your average cowgirl.

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How are you not your average cowgirl?

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explain uh probably because I'm a freaking weirdo, but in a good way, in the best way possible, in a good way.

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Now it's cool to be like this.

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So like, I guess it's called y'all.

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Turnative is what they call it.

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I haven'all turn it in.

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I love that, that's funny.

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I have been this way since forever, I guess, except that back in my younger days I was super emo, so I at least matured that look as I got older.

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But I definitely had my hair chopped off into like a pixie cut.

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I wore layers of stupid necklaces that did not look good, my skinny jeans, my etny skate shoes, a belt that went through, no loops over my shirt and I rode my horses like that, like a little weirdo.

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But you're so beautiful I feel like you could get away with wearing anything, and it would work.

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now maybe not so beautiful.

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I was maybe an ugly duckling back then.

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So you're a model now and an influencer.

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What do you model?

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um, I kind of do a little bit of everything.

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Uh, I am freelance because I've been places like lingerie trade shows and stuff and I've seen other models and what they have to deal with being through an agency.

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First of all, most of the time you're probably not really picking your jobs and stuff and you get treated more like a live mannequin, whereas I am super choosy about who I work with and they're going to be choosing me for my personality.

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So, like I work for a friend when I do lingerie trade shows in Vegas and I don't wear any high heels, I wear combat boots or cowboy boots and then I don't just stand there, I talk to people, I walk around, I hand out things.

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I like talk to people at different booths and stuff and I see all the other models are like stuck in their one little spot and like I've seen them get like talked to negatively because they were talking like they should just be quiet.

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So I'm not really a great model because I'm like things are gonna be my way.

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Yeah, you have your list of demands.

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I love how you know what you want and you're not gonna accept anything less.

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That's awesome good for you so yeah, I do like different brands reach out to me um tattoo piercing companies and stuff motorcycle companies.

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Uh, it would be cool if more like western horse companies would like reach out, but I'm probably not there.

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I was just gonna say to say do you feel like you're?

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You have a hard time because you're not traditional looking.

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I think it's getting easier now, but yes, um for sure.

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And you said that you've dabbled in only fans.

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Tell us about that, yeah.

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I've been doing only fans for I guess five years now.

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Um, I've heard there's really good money in that.

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It can be, but there's a lot of misconceptions so everyone thinks that you're just going to log on and like make millions.

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But you basically have to unless you just decide I'm just going to let everybody in like my small town know Like I'm just going to sell to them.

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You pretty much have to make yourself a celebrity for people to be interested and for you to do well, otherwise, what?

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What is the point and how do people come across you or anything?

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Most girls are probably making like 200 a month and it's not worth it at that point because a lot of them don't realize the ramifications are gonna come through like doxing and things like that.

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Yeah, I've heard it's a lot of work.

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don't realize the ramifications that are going to come through like doxing and things like that.

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Yeah, I've heard it's a lot of work to gain a following and to make money, like you're constantly having to promote yourself and put yourself out there.

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Yeah, and you've got to deal with all of the lash battle and the lash back too.

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There's a lot of mean, scary people and a lot of people do not.

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You, you know you get called a prostitute and things all day long.

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Uh, death threats and stuff like just getting called a whore and just that you're oh, scum of the earth, just tear it.

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I'm terrible things.

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Um, I get told that someone's like I hope you have a miscarriage and die.

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Oh my god that's awful.

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Well, we get hate like that every single day too, so what's the weirdest thing someone's ever requested from your only fans there is some weird ones, but this one, I guess, involved he wanted to watch me walk in horse shit.

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Ew, like barefoot.

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He barefoot and in boots.

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He wanted both and he wanted it.

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It was really hard because I worked back then Well, I still work now but he wanted fresh horse shit.

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Oh my God.

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I'm like, by the time I get home, like I can, I can't, just I gotta sit there and wait for my horse to poop.

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Oh my god, and I clean my pens all the time.

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I'm not like you, don't just like leave the horse laying around there like I'm take care of my animals, dude, but yeah, he, he did pay for that.

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Um, if you don't mind me asking how much I know how much much is it a lot.

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No, I probably that was like in my beginning day, so I probably didn't ask more than like a couple hundred.

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Okay, did he want?

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You naked or no, I was closed.

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Oh, you were really yeah, like laundry like something sexy or just regular clothes, so it wasn't like a foot fetish situation probably what that is, and he wanted me to send him horse shit in the mail.

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I think so he could like, so I can make him eat it this is so bizarre to me wow, that is okay, that's weird, yeah, so when you do only fans?

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do you do it have partners on or do you just do requests?

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Do people request for you to do things?

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Uh, how does your content?

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work I do solo.

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I wasn't a relationship for five years, up until a year ago, so I just filmed with him.

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I know there's people in relationships that film outside of their relationships and, um, you know that's for them to work out.

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My relationship was not that way, we were monogamous, and so I only filmed with him.

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Um, and now that we're not together, I've not filmed like boy, girl content is it something that you want to do with a future partner?

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I yes, I mean preferably do you do it to make money solely or do you enjoy doing it like if you were to marry a guy that could financially support you?

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Would you continue?

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the only fans I think I would do it in a different manner.

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Um.

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So like, right now I'm pretty pornographic.

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Right.

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There's and there's girls that don't do full porn and stuff.

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They may just like lingerie photos or whatever.

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Um, I do all that, um she out there.

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So, uh, with a partner, though I think it's fun, like when you're comfortable with each other.

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Uh, I think it kind of for me is weird to try and keep filming outside of that.

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Um, but I don't want to be like, solely reliant on a man.

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I want to have why not if I could just keep this going to a degree and have something kind of still flowing in.

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Um, if I was with someone, I'd probably and they didn't want me to do it I'd be like, okay, maybe I won't do like my pornographic stuff.

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I'm going to go more into like Tantra and like more teasing seductive side, right.

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And then make it more like artsy than just like, than just like pussy shots.

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How do you tell a guy that you're dating, that you do OnlyFans and does it affect your dating life?

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I don't, you don't tell them.

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I mean I do, I just don't have like no holds bars.

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I'm just like do you tell them on the?

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first date.

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I was just gonna ask that Do you tell them right away?

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Yeah, I don't have too much of a filter.

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And I'm like that's's awesome if you don't like it.

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And in today's day and age, with the information, like the ease of information, any guy that you've met or that you've met on the apps or whatever, they can just look you up.

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Yeah, you know what I mean.

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They can look you up online and they can find out yeah without even having a conversation with you and so many women are on only fans.

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Now we hear it all the time that there are so many of them that you know yeah it's pretty common yeah it's and well, I would say like destigmatize, but not really it's gotten more.

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So question I hear.

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My husband and I we always get random texts from random numbers, like hey, you're going to that party tonight or hey, haven't seen you in a long time, and I've heard it's only fans girls trying to get that engagement to get clients.

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Is that true?

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Do they like randomly text people to kind of?

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Um I think, those are scammers.

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I think so too, because sometimes they're a little flirty and apparently it's women that just randomly text in hopes that someone you know.

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But is it real women or because there are scam only?

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Fans accounts 100 there are fake like bots, yeah, that are created prevalent, like I get that stuff and I'm like countries and it's really yeah and it's like really you know scammers in some other country that are posting pictures as only fans women and so it's probably those types of accounts that are sending those texts and then now it's getting worse with like ai.

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I know I saw a video where it was a man like dancing, all seductive, like kind of like you were talking about.

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He was clothed but he was doing it in front of the camera and ai was turning him into a woman in lingerie, basically doing the exact same moves in the same in the same way wow, so you never know?

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yeah and so, um, how do you?

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How did you market yourself?

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I hear that a lot of people go on dating apps or dating websites.

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A lot of those women are only fans models trying to get customers.

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Is that true?

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I know girls have done.

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I didn't really like it because then I felt kind of cheap and gross, like I don't know.

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These poor guys are already like they're already looking for love, looking for love out there Like you don't want to, you're so nice, you're so honest.

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And then what if you can get kicked off of it pretty easy?

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What if I need to get on there because I'm looking for love, like what?

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That's true.

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So are you on the apps to date?

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Not anymore.

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I was.

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But then I got into a relationship and then that just blew up in my face Like whatever.

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So what are you looking for?

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Are you looking to get married, have kids?

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I don't know if I can have kids.

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So what are you looking for?

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Are you looking to get married, have kids?

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I don't know if I can have kids, but I have tons of animals.

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I could be a stepmom.

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Super cool one, but I think I would like to get married.

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I definitely would like to find my forever person, but like you, were saying earlier, there's a lot of baby back bitches out there, so it's very true, and a lot of them are under the guise of being real men who are just broken little boys and refuse to face any of their shadows, so they just leave destruction in their path and it's gross what happened with the guy that you were dating?

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He didn't even really break up with me because he's a coward.

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Again back to the men being weak, which, yeah, you can't have a conversation to end a relationship.

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Pretty crazy, especially when I even gave him the out of being like, hey, if you're not in love with me anymore, you need to let me go.

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Wouldn't, couldn't say it.

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It was kind of went being like, hey, if you're not in love with me anymore, like you need to let me go, wouldn't, couldn't say it.

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It was kind of went to like, yeah, and it couldn't say it At first.

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It was like let's pump the brakes and I'm like okay, you, I was fine, I was living my life rescuing animals, doing my equine vet tech job.

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I was busy, didn't need a man, I was tired of men.

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And this dude, like a predator, like targeted me and um went out of his way, like it was his life's mission to make me fall in love with him.

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I mean, he's like met my mom and taken her out to a very exclusive dinner and stuff, told her he was in love with me.

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Uh, how long were you together?

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like three months love bombing, so he would love me like crazy and he was like well off.

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So he like used his money to be very extravagant with how he showed up for me and although it was him filling up my cup with ice water and bringing it to me when I was working, doing some promo work, and then I was like I've never had a man like fill up my cup before, it's a little thing, literally.

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Yeah, I know I was like um, and then I told him a story, a very embarrassing story, within an hour of like meeting him and he after he's Washington.

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So after he flew back from Washington, or flew back to Washington the first time, he sent me like an Instacart full of like goodies and stuff and like Red Bull and candy and like pounds of it, and then women's disposable underwear.

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Oh, my God.

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Because of the thing I had told him and I was like that's pretty hilarious.

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I was like he's the one.

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Um, I was all in and I even have a reel I had made like, I think, shortly before he kind of entered my life.

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Well, I stay getting bamboozled by men and I can remember being in the vehicle with him and like holding his hand and we were looking each other in the eye and we're like you're not gonna bamboozle me, are you?

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And he's like no, you're not gonna bamboozle me, are you?

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I was like no, motherfucker bamboozled me.

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So did he just ghost you?

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So how did he end things yeah, I tried.

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I was like we need to have, I mean I'm I feel like I should be owed a conversation like you were having me look at properties here for us at one point, like I'm sorry, am I taking crazy pills?

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So he didn't live here, he no, he lives in washington.

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And then he was starting a business here, okay, out of nowhere, like I thought, because he wanted to like snowbird here to be with me.

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I think he's just like lost in life and just chase his little yeah, chase his little things.

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How did you meet him?

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Did you meet him online instagram?

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yeah, on instagram he slid into the dms yeah, and I should have went with my gut because I was like he looks like a douchebag and but I had a.

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I had rescued nine puppies.

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I'm an equine vet tech and I saw a situation when I was out on a farm call and I couldn't stomach it or leave them.

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So I ended up rescuing nine puppies and I had to home all those.

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So I had one left to home and this guy hit me up and I had just dealt with men trying to adopt this dog and use it as a way to get a date with me, and so I was like no, I'm sick of this.

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Like no, you guys stop.

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So he was like so I kept posting the dog.

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He was like, hey, you poop, stop posting the dog, I want to adopt her, whatever.

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So he ended up flying down here to posting the dog.

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I want to adopt her, whatever.

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So he ended up flying down here to meet the dog and then told me later, to my face, that he was already in love with me when he like first saw me, like before he ever met me, and he knew that he just had to get in front of me to make me fall in love with him.

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Red flag, but me.

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I'm like, you're like it's a fairy tale.

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Yes, I will.

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I do, I know, because I'm like my life should be a movie and right now it feels like one.

00:19:30.868 --> 00:19:32.535
So how is dating in Scottsdale?

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Uh, it's been not the best.

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For me, are the Scottsdale men better than the Washington men?

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The best.

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For me, the scottsdale men better than the washington men.

00:19:43.721 --> 00:19:50.179
There's a lot of no, but it's turning into la here, I feel like big time and that's what's happening.

00:19:50.179 --> 00:19:56.315
Um, I at least live in like a more sleepy area, but where are you located?

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I'm like cave creek okay, oh, I love cave creek.

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So there's a lot of old people and stuff love them.

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They probably hate me but there goes that girl with the blue hair.

00:20:08.151 --> 00:20:11.681
Again, I know she's like always blaring something.

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It could be the gangster rapper.

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It could be like instrumental musical score.

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Who?

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knows, but it's 6 am.

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What does a guy have to do to land you?

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well, I thought I knew, and then it just worked and I was like oh, what are your deal breakers?

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You okay.

00:20:31.882 --> 00:20:36.095
Well, if he doesn't like animals, that's not gonna work so if a guy is not a dog lover.

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Can you date him?

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Can you move forward?

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Well, what is that?

00:20:38.699 --> 00:20:42.546
A non-negotiable like other, animals like, but he's just not a pet person.

00:20:42.746 --> 00:20:47.041
No no, it's not gonna work no because my whole life is animals yeah, do you like the dog?

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Mostly in the bed all my dogs sleep in my bed yeah, how many dogs do you have?

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I have two now okay just rehomed my husky when I was in utah okay, I was like this lady wanted him.

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I feel like getting a husky out of the desert is like a good deed.

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Yeah, it is also.

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Yeah, I had a rumor that women choose dogs similar to their ideal partner.

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Do you think this is true?

00:21:09.819 --> 00:21:11.836
But what if you like chihuahuas Like?

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Does that mean you like short, yappy men?

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I always thought it was.

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The dog takes on the personality of the owner.

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Oh yeah, what if you had a guy?

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If you had a guy that told you absolutely not, the dogs cannot sleep in the bed.

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It's either the dogs or me.

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What would you do?

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Choose the dogs, choose the dogs, choose the dogs.

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I can't let my dog sleep in bed with me, but if I did, and I had to make that choice, I think I'd choose the dog.

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Can you stop?

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But I, if I did and I had to make that choice, I think I'd choose.

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Can you stall?

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Weird, I feel like alone when they're not.

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Uh-huh, I can't sleep in bed with my dog.

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My dog has to be under the covers in between my legs, like she has to be like curled up, or she has to be laying, like her body has to be stretched out on the side of my body.

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And I can't, like I could, just I cannot.

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I'm not a cuddler like.

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I can't, it's too much can your dog sense bad partners like?

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Does your dog act differently with men that you date all?

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right, yeah, I think.

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So high dash is kind of weird because I've had him like man like 11 years, um, so he's been with me through some like abusive things so he's very kind of flighty.

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So he's weird with men in general, like it does not matter how many times this dog meets a man, it's like meeting him for the first time.

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Um, even my ex of five years, who lived with me in a camper trailer Like a dog, would still be like who are you?

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But he definitely is more present.

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If he gets better like vibes from him, he definitely wants to hide more.

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If it's off Someone, that's kind of off.

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And then my new puppy.

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He's still still a puppy, so he's kind of not, he doesn't care, he's just like people he doesn't know.

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Yet he still has to experience more are you ready for it?

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I'm ready for it.

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00:23:22.001 --> 00:23:26.637
So we have a question this week, um, from somebody on instagram.

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She reached out to us.

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I can't remember which episode it was that she was responding to, um, but this is what she said.

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I prefer uncut, so uncircumcised guys, but all guys here in the us are cut.

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How do I find myself an uncut gentleman?

00:23:48.856 --> 00:23:54.526
that's tough because you can't exactly you can't only uncut.

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Men need apply like how do you mean?

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You can but that's limiting yourself in this country, because aren't most people?

00:24:02.606 --> 00:24:04.915
circumcised, most men circumcised here I know in.

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Europe and England, like no one is, oh man, I wouldn't do well there.

00:24:08.117 --> 00:24:08.941
Really you don't like it.

00:24:08.941 --> 00:24:10.045
I was going to say is that your preference.

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Your preference is to cut.

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Well, I kind of okay.

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I got a lot going on in my mouth.

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I have bless his heart.

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He still came back for more.

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But I have definitely cut a man's Foreskin.

00:24:30.526 --> 00:24:32.541
Yeah, with my piercings.

00:24:32.541 --> 00:24:38.023
I've never done it to someone who was circumcised, but I've done it to men who were not.

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So literally that would be like a no-go I feel.

00:24:42.944 --> 00:24:43.346
Uh-huh.

00:24:43.346 --> 00:24:45.481
So I mean so literally, that would be like a no-go I feel uh huh.

00:24:45.501 --> 00:24:49.239
So I mean he, you have to like have them sign a waiver.

00:24:49.239 --> 00:24:55.117
Like I am not, I'm not financially liable I will not pay your medical bills yeah, sorry for the scarring.

00:24:56.361 --> 00:25:04.205
So if she's the teller, maybe she should put it up there, right, I guess, yeah, or before she starts the conversation with anyone, ask that, make that be the first question.

00:25:04.226 --> 00:25:05.931
That's what I mean you might as well.

00:25:05.931 --> 00:25:06.491
Why waste your time?

00:25:06.491 --> 00:25:08.617
If that's a big stipulation for you, right.

00:25:08.617 --> 00:25:12.522
If it's a deal breaker, yeah, then why beat around the bush.

00:25:13.195 --> 00:25:18.023
Speaking of your facial piercings, do you like guys who also have a lot going?

00:25:18.023 --> 00:25:18.996
No, Okay.

00:25:18.996 --> 00:25:20.643
So are you into more like clean cut?

00:25:20.643 --> 00:25:21.144
Oh.

00:25:21.163 --> 00:25:22.065
So are you into more like clean cut?

00:25:22.065 --> 00:25:30.038
Oh, I want him to have a lot of tattoos, okay, but I don't like guys with piercings because I'm like you can't both have a ton of piercings, yeah that's weird.

00:25:30.078 --> 00:25:34.948
Could you date a typical guy that has like the suit and tie very clean cut, or is that not your type at all?

00:25:37.535 --> 00:25:46.069
I could if the personality is right, but typically, like attraction wise, I like look a little bit like felons.

00:25:49.457 --> 00:25:50.555
Has it gotten me I?

00:25:50.575 --> 00:25:52.359
was going to say have you ever dated an actual felon?

00:25:52.800 --> 00:25:53.843
Yeah, like I dated a felon.

00:25:53.863 --> 00:25:54.044
Yeah.

00:25:54.384 --> 00:25:54.905
Really yeah.

00:25:56.455 --> 00:25:57.259
What was he in jail for?

00:25:57.259 --> 00:26:01.400
I think like stealing or something, but like LA.

00:26:01.400 --> 00:26:04.086
So it was not a good prison oh.

00:26:09.474 --> 00:26:11.301
We're going to discuss an article now how having a dog impacts your dating life.

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I guess it has a big impact.

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So manypetscom conducted a survey to uncover how their pup affects their dating life.

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Overall, 86 percent of people feel their dog has a positive impact on their dating life.

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So when it comes to face-to-face connections, more than half of dog owners credit their pups for either helping them break the ice or by attracting them to others or attracting others to them.

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Did you hear about, you know, james middleton, kate middleton, sorry, oh okay.

00:26:36.022 --> 00:26:38.550
Katherine, the princess of wales, her brother.

00:26:38.550 --> 00:26:40.377
Did you hear how he met his now wife?

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So he was at a pub and his dog went up to some random girl and he went up to apologize.

00:26:45.577 --> 00:26:48.788
She thought he was the waiter so ordered another drink from him.

00:26:48.788 --> 00:26:54.805
He went, got the drink, told the waiter to send it over with a note saying hey, you know, this is my number.

00:26:54.805 --> 00:26:55.507
I'm not the waiter.

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She calls him that night.

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Now they're married, but anyway it was the dog that like helped them meet each other I think so.

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I think it's a good icebreaker.

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I ran into my neighbor once at a bar in Old Town.

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It was like a Saturday and my mom and some of her friends were in town.

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One of my childhood friends also lives here, and so we were all together the three moms and then the one's son and me and ran into my neighbor and he had his dog with him and so I introduced him to the family or whatever, and then we went and sat at our own table and my childhood friend looks at me and he goes, man, he goes.

00:27:31.259 --> 00:27:36.955
Your neighbor sure knows what he's doing with that dog and I was like yes, he does, yes, he does.

00:27:36.976 --> 00:27:59.759
He was like maybe I need to get a dog yep, well, I mean for sure if I'm, if I'm out at a house party or gathering or anything or at the bars or something, and I saw a handsome man there with a dog and a handsome man there without a dog, like a weirdo, I'm gonna go to the one with the dog.

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I'm gonna be like this is our child now let's go home.

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Let's go home 30 reported that their dog was a great conversation starter.

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35 people feel that their dog has helped them to make new connections and break the ice with someone they are attracted to.

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One in five people said that they have not used their dog to break the ice with a potential date, but respondents did report that their dog has attracted other people to approach them.

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One in 10 dog owners reported that their dog has helped them to meet and connect with other singles who also love dogs.

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Six percent of dog parents say their pup is mostly a dating distraction.

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You, you don't think your dogs are a dating distraction, right?

00:28:37.104 --> 00:28:37.565
Like?

00:28:37.565 --> 00:28:38.066
How is that?

00:28:38.406 --> 00:28:43.144
it's like yeah, if you have to like go home early from a date to let the dogs out, or whatever.

00:28:43.566 --> 00:28:44.788
That means they save you.

00:28:45.615 --> 00:28:46.738
How many times have I been like?

00:28:47.839 --> 00:28:49.502
I have to go feed my horses.

00:28:50.084 --> 00:28:50.825
That's true.

00:28:50.825 --> 00:28:52.828
Yeah, that's true.

00:28:52.828 --> 00:28:53.496
So when it?

00:28:53.517 --> 00:28:56.082
comes to online dating.

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dog owners are more likely to get matches online.

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34% of respondents find themselves more drawn to profile pictures featuring dogs.

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Only 20% of people say they're completely indifferent.

00:29:06.625 --> 00:29:13.425
63% of respondents say that talking about their dog online always makes them more likely to connect to the potential love interest.

00:29:13.425 --> 00:29:17.645
55% would never date someone who dislikes dogs.

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Out of the dog owners surveyed, 40% are confident enough to try and convert their pooch-averse partner into a dog lover 5% say they'd be willing to put their dog up for adoption.

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Oh ain't, no way I'm getting rid of the person, seriously, who would choose love over their dog.

00:29:35.386 --> 00:29:38.836
You know that is love, what that's unconditional love.

00:29:38.957 --> 00:29:40.038
Yeah, that's crazy.

00:29:40.038 --> 00:29:46.568
No, if you don't like animals, first of all, you're probably a serial killer so that's the first big red flag.

00:29:47.470 --> 00:29:47.951
I agree.

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31 of people say that their dog has become noticeably jealous of a potential love interest and 26 have gotten in the way during romantic moments.

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Has that ever happened to you or the dog like?

00:29:57.997 --> 00:30:07.316
hey, you gotta get the dogs out of the room or they're gonna go for the b-hole, and he's not gonna be happy when it happens.

00:30:07.316 --> 00:30:15.842
And then you're still gonna have to get the dog out of the room, so you might as well just do it first do you put your?

00:30:15.882 --> 00:30:16.583
dog away when you?

00:30:16.583 --> 00:30:19.788
No, because I don't let my dogs on the bed, oh that's.

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And so they just lay in their little bed on the floor and do your dogs get jealous when you have a partner.

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Do they act out Like here it says.

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Sometimes they pee or chew shoes.

00:30:31.455 --> 00:30:36.386
My dogs are just like hey bro let's hang out, give me attention.

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Yeah, my dogs would like.

00:30:39.701 --> 00:30:52.900
they loved my ex just as much, like they would cuddle him like almost as much as they would to me I remember I went on a date years ago and we went to his place after, and it was the first date, my first time.

00:30:52.900 --> 00:31:03.719
Then I had these brand new red shoes that I put by the door and the dog, freaking, chewed them off and I was pissed because this guy had money, he drove a porsche and he did not offer to freaking replace my shoes.

00:31:03.719 --> 00:31:05.481
Isn't that kind of disrespectful that is?

00:31:05.481 --> 00:31:07.625
I'm like, I'll change my shoes, buy me another pair.

00:31:07.625 --> 00:31:09.127
I didn't offer, I wouldn't have accepted.

00:31:09.209 --> 00:31:12.520
This reminds me I was dating this guy, and this was like 10 years ago.

00:31:12.520 --> 00:31:13.719
This was back in 2015.

00:31:13.719 --> 00:31:14.741
It was no complaints.

00:31:15.124 --> 00:31:15.223
Oh.

00:31:15.263 --> 00:31:15.645
God.

00:31:15.645 --> 00:31:19.137
So he had a dog.

00:31:19.137 --> 00:31:22.902
That man owes me so much money in clothes.

00:31:22.902 --> 00:31:34.300
Because that dog, if I left a pair of anything that I wore on my bottom half pants, he chewed through the crotch of jeans, what Like panties.

00:31:34.300 --> 00:31:42.068
I had to probably throw away 100 pairs of panties because his dog would chew through the crotch.

00:31:42.474 --> 00:31:48.935
Shorts, sweatpantspants, jeans it didn't matter if they had my scent on them.

00:31:48.935 --> 00:31:51.342
His dog was chewing the crotch out of them.

00:31:51.342 --> 00:31:52.944
Is it because he was jealous?

00:31:52.944 --> 00:31:53.527
He was just.

00:31:53.527 --> 00:31:54.557
I have no idea.

00:31:54.557 --> 00:32:00.289
I feel like I remember researching why dogs do that, but I don't remember what.

00:32:00.289 --> 00:32:04.306
I don't remember the reason behind it I think it's like an assertion of dominance thing.

00:32:04.394 --> 00:32:08.224
And your ex never offered to buy you new replacement.

00:32:08.266 --> 00:32:08.946
Never, oh, that's crazy.

00:32:08.946 --> 00:32:11.654
Never, no, but you know who it is, I know who it is.

00:32:12.134 --> 00:32:13.842
Hashtag no complaints, god.

00:32:13.842 --> 00:32:26.883
17% of dog parents now safeguard their private time by locking their dog out of the room, and studies have shown that women sleep better with a dog the room and studies have shown that women sleep better with the dogs is true.

00:32:26.903 --> 00:32:27.263
It is true.

00:32:27.263 --> 00:32:28.267
Yeah, it's 100, true, I don't.

00:32:28.267 --> 00:32:29.029
Well, not, not my dog.

00:32:29.029 --> 00:32:31.758
I might sleep better with a dog, with a different, different dog I get freaked out.

00:32:31.817 --> 00:32:32.940
If I wake up, my dog's not there.

00:32:33.000 --> 00:32:36.287
I'm like my dog's a velcro dog in the bed.

00:32:36.287 --> 00:32:38.115
I can't I can't.

00:32:38.155 --> 00:32:40.300
So now we're gonna chat about celebrities.

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Marinate in the juices of the celebrities celebrity cut.

00:32:43.248 --> 00:32:50.202
Did you see online that couple that got arrested in Florida for having sex on the beach?

00:32:50.202 --> 00:32:56.565
Like they were having sex in broad daylight and witnesses say that a three-year-old saw them.

00:32:56.565 --> 00:32:59.843
So the woman's already spent 30 days in jail.

00:32:59.843 --> 00:33:00.865
They're heading to court.

00:33:00.865 --> 00:33:04.861
They both have to register as sex offenders and they are facing.

00:33:04.861 --> 00:33:05.402
Up to what was it?

00:33:05.402 --> 00:33:05.843
30 years in jail.

00:33:05.843 --> 00:33:06.345
They're heading to court.

00:33:06.345 --> 00:33:08.351
They both have to register as sex offenders and they are facing up to what was it?

00:33:08.371 --> 00:33:08.932
30 years in jail?

00:33:08.932 --> 00:33:09.473
Yes, 30 years in jail.

00:33:09.473 --> 00:33:11.099
And yeah, and you have to go on the sex offender list.

00:33:11.099 --> 00:33:12.124
Like isn't that crazy?

00:33:12.124 --> 00:33:13.644
But daylight though.

00:33:13.723 --> 00:33:20.344
It's true, come on when there's kids around, because when we were texting about, this you can, at least I was like I've had sex.

00:33:20.503 --> 00:33:22.407
like who hasn't had sex on the beach, really?

00:33:22.768 --> 00:33:23.470
like semi-public.

00:33:23.470 --> 00:33:27.922
I've heard that was uncomfortable because the sand gets in your crotchal region.

00:33:27.981 --> 00:33:29.066
It's not as like.

00:33:29.066 --> 00:33:33.945
It's not as great as it sounds like, but like you can just go in the water, but always at night.

00:33:33.945 --> 00:33:36.101
Why would you do it during the day, when there's kids?

00:33:36.101 --> 00:33:40.516
When there's kids and families around like be smart, you know.

00:33:40.635 --> 00:33:45.528
But yeah like we've all done dumb shit, you know, just never been caught.

00:33:45.528 --> 00:33:48.483
But yeah, 30 years though, that's just crazy.

00:33:48.564 --> 00:33:49.086
That's like not worth it.

00:33:49.086 --> 00:33:52.222
That is it seems like the punishment doesn't fit the crime.

00:33:52.734 --> 00:33:56.345
No, that's uncertain, because there's rapes and murders that go forward.

00:33:56.345 --> 00:33:59.201
Right, that's actually a good point.

00:34:04.755 --> 00:34:06.440
Like isn't that subway guy only in jail for like 12 years or something?

00:34:06.440 --> 00:34:06.881
Jared, it's jared.

00:34:06.881 --> 00:34:07.603
Oh no, that's a different commercial.

00:34:07.603 --> 00:34:08.867
But yeah, like, how is he in jail for less time?

00:34:08.867 --> 00:34:13.358
You know, I know, I know, that's wild, that is wild.

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So what is your favorite place to go on a first date?

00:34:16.385 --> 00:34:17.768
Do you like dinner?

00:34:17.768 --> 00:34:18.576
Do you like coffee?

00:34:19.478 --> 00:34:21.400
honestly, I would like to do an activity.

00:34:21.400 --> 00:34:25.849
I think it, I think it's, I do like being fed.

00:34:27.695 --> 00:34:29.302
What's your favorite restaurant to go to on a pasty?

00:34:31.757 --> 00:34:32.965
I do Cornish pasty a lot.

00:34:33.476 --> 00:34:33.719
I love.

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Cornish pasty.

00:34:34.467 --> 00:34:36.699
It's delicious, that's my comfort food.

00:34:36.721 --> 00:34:37.523
What's your favorite pasty?

00:34:38.335 --> 00:34:39.922
The pork and apple, or the pilgrim.

00:34:40.195 --> 00:34:41.440
I've never tried the pork and apple.

00:34:41.614 --> 00:34:42.920
I always get the cheese and onion.

00:34:43.001 --> 00:34:43.643
Have you been there, jess?

00:34:43.643 --> 00:34:44.903
Oh.

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Or the pilgrim?

00:34:45.224 --> 00:34:47.505
I've never tried the pork and apple.

00:34:47.505 --> 00:34:48.266
I always get the cheese and onion.

00:34:48.266 --> 00:34:48.967
Have you been there, jess?

00:34:48.967 --> 00:34:49.788
Oh, yeah, we've been there.

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I love the corner and they're scotch eggs.

00:34:50.748 --> 00:34:51.829
Yeah, they're mushy peas, oh they're.

00:34:51.849 --> 00:34:54.956
Mushy peas are so good they're like I think they have like a leek soup or something.

00:34:54.956 --> 00:34:55.597
It's good.

00:34:55.597 --> 00:34:56.760
Yeah, all their stuff's good.

00:34:56.780 --> 00:35:01.903
I love it now it's time to get to know you with zoe, sponsored by zoe, your neighborhood yogurt.

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So pick the top card, oh boy zoeo answer your own risks some are naughty, some are not so naughty oh lord, okay, am I supposed to read this?

00:35:16.045 --> 00:35:18.168
Yeah, the whole thing answer it all of it.

00:35:19.197 --> 00:35:21.545
Oh, just the white one, oh just the right one the white one.

00:35:21.625 --> 00:35:22.427
Oh, just the right one, the white one.

00:35:22.427 --> 00:35:23.510
Yeah, on top, I was just trying to figure out.

00:35:23.510 --> 00:35:24.914
No, because it has one of the other questions on it.

00:35:24.914 --> 00:35:28.005
I know I was like oh, the white question Okay.

00:35:28.795 --> 00:35:32.706
Has there been a time that you said no to a sex act?

00:35:32.706 --> 00:35:42.478
I mean, well, yeah, because there was a dude that had been like get off of me, you weirdo gross.

00:35:42.478 --> 00:35:49.653
There was a dude that had been like get off of me, weirdo gross.

00:35:49.653 --> 00:35:57.159
But but as far as, like you know, like I don't do, I mean I don't do anal, you don't no, she wasn't made for that.

00:35:57.179 --> 00:35:59.523
I wish I could, I accidentally, but yeah man, I can't.

00:35:59.523 --> 00:36:11.086
My butt plug can get up there like a little bit and then a thumb every once in a while, but like if he tries it I'm like whoa, we're not doing that sir.

00:36:14.835 --> 00:36:19.106
Has a guy ever asked you to do something to him and you're like absolutely not.

00:36:19.815 --> 00:36:22.684
I mean I'd probably have not found a guy yet.

00:36:22.684 --> 00:36:26.041
I make jokes all the time about like letting me peg them, but they won't.

00:36:27.164 --> 00:36:28.005
Do you want to peg a guy?

00:36:28.005 --> 00:36:29.228
Is that something you'd like to do?

00:36:29.228 --> 00:36:29.974
I?

00:36:30.016 --> 00:36:32.965
think I'm usually a submissive, so I think I might want to.

00:36:32.965 --> 00:36:40.202
I think it could heal a lot of things in me to give her one little nice go in it, dude, and just like, fuck you.

00:36:42.836 --> 00:36:44.222
Give it to them for once.

00:36:44.222 --> 00:36:44.903
You know what I mean.

00:36:44.903 --> 00:36:45.235
What?

00:36:45.255 --> 00:36:45.599
about smash rooms.

00:36:45.599 --> 00:36:45.983
You know where.

00:36:45.983 --> 00:36:47.253
You just go in and break shit.

00:36:49.018 --> 00:36:52.585
Yeah, but it's a strap on a dude beagle and I'm giving them the business.

00:36:52.605 --> 00:36:54.168
That's hilarious.

00:36:54.188 --> 00:36:54.728
That's yeah.

00:36:54.728 --> 00:36:56.079
So I have one last question.

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You said you've been cheated on.00:36:57.481 --> 00:36:58.880


How did you find out they were cheating?00:37:00.295 --> 00:37:01.842


The last one was so bad.00:37:01.842 --> 00:37:08.097


He like the last one was so bad.00:37:08.097 --> 00:37:11.971


He like broke up with me and it was so bizarre because it was another like love bombing situation and me being a deer in the headlights.00:37:11.971 --> 00:37:14.177


Like did he love me?00:37:14.177 --> 00:37:15.260


I'm so confused.00:37:15.260 --> 00:37:20.789


Um, my friend thought that things did not.00:37:20.789 --> 00:37:32.615


She was like something's not sitting like right and she's like would you let me reach out to his ex-girlfriend and I was like well, we're already broken up, so sure.00:37:32.615 --> 00:37:42.907


And we were out at the bars and I was like trying to get pictures with like random guys with mustaches to like post online.00:37:42.907 --> 00:37:58.842


And then my friend gets a message back from his ex and she looks at me and she's like Savannah, she's like I need you to just have like a really good night tonight and like we'll talk tomorrow.00:37:58.842 --> 00:38:03.039


And I made her tell me some things that night and I lost it.00:38:03.039 --> 00:38:11.079


So his ex let me know that they actually were dating the whole time, all the trips.00:38:11.079 --> 00:38:14.442


Yeah, I'm like I mean, how long were you together for?00:38:14.442 --> 00:38:15.945


That one was six months.00:38:16.675 --> 00:38:18.121


He had a girlfriend the whole time.00:38:19.317 --> 00:38:20.722


This wasn't Washington guy, was it?00:38:20.902 --> 00:38:24.302


No, no, okay, this was someone from he lives in, like Morena.00:38:24.322 --> 00:38:26.268


Oh, my God.00:38:26.289 --> 00:38:50.427


Wow, not only like did he have a long-term girlfriend the whole time, while he's like making plans with me to start a life together and stuff, he was also like serially cheating with like other women, serially cheating with like other women and at the end of things, I'm helping him move out, helping him move out of his house.00:38:50.447 --> 00:39:08.762


It gets like worse too, because me and this, his long-term girlfriend, synced up like timelines of things that I was like sick to my stomach, um, but I thought I was moving him out of his house and that he was going to be moving in with me till we went and got a place.00:39:08.762 --> 00:39:29.842


And then, um, I unknowingly moved him into the home of another girl and she had children and we there was like so when I was with him, the crazy ex-girlfriend did contact me once, but I'm like fed this narrative right, and it was like one person that contacted me.00:39:29.842 --> 00:39:31.842


So I'm like she's got, she probably is crazy.00:39:31.842 --> 00:39:55.195


And then, but this other girl that he went to after me or was with during me obviously because if it got to that point he's moving in with her they had been seeing each other for a while um, we had like seven chicks like reach out to her with like evidence of things and we're like this man is dangerous and you're moving him into your house with your kid.00:39:55.215 --> 00:39:57.320


I hope she broke up with him.00:39:57.320 --> 00:39:59.766


I know no, she let it end it.00:39:59.786 --> 00:40:01.858


Yeah, it ended up blowing up her face later.00:40:01.858 --> 00:40:05.608


Wow, who can I guess that?00:40:05.628 --> 00:40:08.719


my question is this does this guy work?00:40:08.719 --> 00:40:10.626


How does he have the time to?00:40:10.646 --> 00:40:12.934


I don't understand it at all.00:40:12.934 --> 00:40:14.416


That would be so exhausting.00:40:14.416 --> 00:40:21.619


I mean, he would be like um, I'd be on like horse hauls with him and he would like god.00:40:21.619 --> 00:40:35.405


Well, he's like sitting in the truck next to me holding my hand, looking me in the eyes, telling me he loves me, and or like at dinner because I have receipts of this um at dinner, while he's sitting across from me like same thing.00:40:35.405 --> 00:40:38.318


He is like sexting and I have the.00:40:38.318 --> 00:40:40.083


I was like sick.00:40:40.083 --> 00:40:52.043


Because he's like talking and saying he loves me, talking to me about a future, me having his children, like all you know, all the things, the love bombing things while he's like literally holding my hand and sexting other women.00:40:52.543 --> 00:41:00.744


Wow douche, no god there is a thing called karma yeah, he's will for sure get it.00:41:00.744 --> 00:41:08.764


I I am divinely protected, so all these motherfuckers like eventually well.00:41:08.784 --> 00:41:12.715


Thank you so much for joining us this week at the meat market and thank you so much to savannah.00:41:12.715 --> 00:41:17.775


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Oh my God, I just totally got catfished.00:41:33.373 --> 00:41:40.427


He looks absolutely nothing like his picture, so I found out, the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.00:41:40.427 --> 00:41:42.565


His wife just reached out to me.