March 3, 2026

This Comedian Went From Jail to Dating Apps 😳

This Comedian Went From Jail to Dating Apps 😳
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Season 1

A blackout party, a mugshot jacket, and eight felony charges. Not exactly the typical path to stand-up comedy, but that is how Stephanie, aka Stefelony, got her start.

One wild New Year’s arrest later, she traded chaos for sobriety, grabbed a mic with zero plan, and somehow turned jail stories into punchlines that now land everywhere from comedy clubs to actual prisons.

We talk jail life, why Sunday tacos hit different behind bars, how watching your own arrest footage will humble you real fast, and how bad dates keep the comedy material flowing.

Stephanie also spills on her dating type, tall funny fluffy men, why she got banned from Tinder, and how cringe DMs sometimes become her best jokes.

If you like dark humor, wild stories, and a comic who truly earned her material, this one is for you.

Hit play, and if you are single and brave, shoot your shot with Stephanie before someone else becomes her next punchline.

A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!

00:00 - Cold Open: Dating Disasters

00:15 - Meet The Hosts And Guest

00:33 - The “Stefelony” Origin Story

01:07 - The Party, Blackout, And Eight Felonies

03:55 - Jail Life, Tacos, And 60 Days In

06:09 - Prison Shows And Jodi Arias Encounter

08:03 - Co-Ed Pods And A Wild Headphone Trade

10:00 - Cuddles, Boundaries, And No Romance

10:58 - First Mic, Going Sober, And Stage Voice

12:05 - Music, Amy Winehouse Tribute, And Open Jams

13:42 - Her Type: Funny, Fluffy, And Tall

15:14 - Women In Comedy And Joke Tropes

17:12 - Belly Dancing And Motorcycle Injury

18:15 - Radical Honesty, OnlyFans, And Dating Apps

20:07 - Banned On Tinder And Using DMs For Material

21:36 - Stuck On An Ex And Trust Issues

23:24 - Walkouts, Jerry Springer, And First-Date Fails

25:51 - Keep More Minute: Fantasy Vs Fidelity

28:28 - Cheating Red Flags And Crowd Stories

31:16 - Sunglasses On The Roof And Excuses

33:23 - Vasectomies, Lies, And Consequences

35:00 - Celebrity Cup: Mayweather’s Money Mess

36:55 - First-Date Comedy Shows And Crowd Work

38:32 - Roasting Inmates And Owning The Stage

40:26 - Rapid Fire: Dating Rules And Confessions

42:31 - Closing And Sponsor Shoutouts

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Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.

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He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.

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So I found out the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.

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His wife just reached out to me.

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Welcome to the meat market.

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The single scene is a slaughterhouse, and we are here to devour it.

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We are your hosts.

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I'm Lindsay.

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I'm Jess.

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And today Sislin's single is Stephanie, or Stefelony, as you promote yourself as.

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Your dad's favorite felon.

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And comedian.

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So how does how did Stefelony come about?

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Oh God.

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So I got in trouble in 2020.

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I did 20 days in jail, but I got put out on probation.

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Fellas, if you're into women, listen, check it out.

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Hold on.

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If you're into women, and as soon as you start talking to a woman from Arizona, and right out the gate, she tells you she's got the WAP.

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It doesn't stand for wet ass pussy, it stands for warrants and probation.

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I don't know if I can cuss.

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I didn't, I don't, I don't know.

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Can I cuss?

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You can say you can say whatever you want.

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Wet ass pussy, bro.

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Or in Arizona, it's either that or wet armpits.

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That's kind of hot.

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So if you don't mind me asking, why were you sent to jail?

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Oh, uh, so it was a New Year's Eve party.

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I don't remember, I don't remember from 8 30 p.m.

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till about 6 p.m.

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the next day.

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Uh I used to be able to drink a whole bottle of tequila and a whole 40-ounce of Mickey's back in the day.

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I was a little crazy, you know what I'm saying?

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But um I I drank some tequila, whatever, and I went to the bathroom, and my boyfriend I was with at the time, I had just found out that he was what I call a methican American.

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Like he had been doing meth every day since he was 15, and what I saw from him was normal, you know?

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And like I grew up sheltered, like I never hung out with people that, you know, did drugs, whatever.

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Um, and that so that was like the day before New Year's Eve, and then uh I so we're at the party.

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The last thing I remember, I'm dancing by a fire, and I don't remember anything, but when I I guess what he told me is I went to the bathroom, he told me I took a shot of whiskey in the house, which didn't sound like me because I don't like whiskey, like I was a tequila girl, you know what I'm saying?

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But um I he said I went to the bathroom, came back, finished my Mickeys, and I started going crazy.

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My friend that was with me said that she uh she went to the bathroom with me.

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She didn't we didn't take any shots of whiskey in the house, but we said what's up to the DJ, came back to where my ex, my now ex uh was and I finished my drink.

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And the only thing that ties into that story is my my alcohol, my beverage, you know?

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And when I finished that, I guess uh I started trying to fight people at a party.

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Well, by people, I mean my ex and my now ex-best friend, because I they said that I thought that they were trying to hook up, which didn't make sense, you know.

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I mean, whatever, but um so then I guess we leave and it was a shit show.

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I guess uh I was looking at long st I mean, I guess long story short, I was looking at eight felonies.

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Uh it was four counts of aggravated assault on an officer, disorderly conduct.

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They tried to- You were trying to fight the cops, dude.

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I wasn't trying to fight the cops, dude.

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I did fight the cops.

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I did, dude.

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I know it's so bad, dude.

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And but like I don't remember any of it.

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But like, so like months go by.

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Like, I did so, like I said, I did a few days in jail.

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I got like 19 months probation.

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Um, but like once like a couple months down the road, like I finally got the camera footage and I definitely did that shit, dude.

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Like that was me.

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Like it wasn't me.

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Like I got my on my writing jacket, I got my mug shot on the back of it.

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Like, it's cute.

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Oh, that's funny.

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So you came in.

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Yeah, well, I didn't yeah.

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Can I get it?

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Or like I'll be right back.

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Yeah.

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I have so many questions right now.

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It's so funny.

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I want to hear what Jayle's like.

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Like, I wonder if she was.

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Oh no! Oh, that's your hair is on fire.

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I know, dude.

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And it says free taco on it.

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Wow.

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Actually, you look cute in your mountain.

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I know, I know.

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Oh yeah, I do, I do.

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I love it.

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Yeah.

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Did you go to Tent City?

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Was it here in Arizona?

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I went to Pinaw County.

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Okay, and look, like Tent City, I guess, is closed.

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Tent City has been closed for a while, I think.

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Yeah, I don't think they do that anymore.

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But I got very fortunate to go to Pinot County because like I didn't eat for like the first two weeks, you know.

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I was just filling up on water, you know?

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And like when I finally ate, it was like Sunday and they had tacos.

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And I love tacos, you know what I'm saying?

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And oh what prison tacos?

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They were good.

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Really?

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They were so good, but I don't know if it's because I hadn't eaten for like two weeks, you know, like I'm just filling up on water.

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But yeah, when I finally had uh, when I finally had my my food, I was like, damn, this isn't too bad.

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And like the girls were so nice, the guards were so nice.

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Really?

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Yeah, but like my but so like my first day, I know it's it's terrible.

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I'm not trying to glorify prison or jail, I'm not trying to glorify it, but um when I uh like the second day, or I guess, so the first actual full day that I was in there, like it's it's before breakfast, so like before like four o'clock, one of the officers came in and he had like taped up glasses, he had a busted lip, and his nose was all messed up.

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And he's like, Do you remember me, Stephanie?

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And I was like, No.

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I was like, no.

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And he's like, Yeah, we fought the other day.

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I was like, dude, I'm sorry.

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Like, I don't like no.

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But yeah, that was that was um and jail, like, like I said, uh, jail wasn't bad for me.

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And so, like, I don't know if you guys have seen 60 Days In.

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Uh no, so it's like a it's a it's a show where like these people go undercover and pretend like they're inmates and stuff, and like they try to like they end up snitching on like what's going on behind the scenes and like things that aren't supposed to be done there, you know.

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But yeah, uh, not my pod, but like the one below us, the year before I had gone in there, they were on their show, so it was it was alright.

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That's good.

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How do they explain that?

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Like, there's a camera crew following you in jail.

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Like there was something sus with that but or is it all cell phone?

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No, it's all like they'll put cameras in the in the cells, I guess.

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Oh, so it's like there's a camera crew.

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Yeah, I mean, I think I'm pretty sure there is, because like you'll see like shots of like people.

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Like, how did you get that shot?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, now that they have those meta glasses that have the cameras in, you could just wear those.

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But those are scarce too, because like you can see the little You can see the light when you're recording, the light comes on.

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Yeah.

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So what were most of the women in there for?

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Like, was it petty small crimes?

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Like uh to be honest, I don't really know.

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I know that so one of my uh one of the girls that I was locked up with.

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So, okay, funny.

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So one of the girls that I was locked up, not the story's not funny, but um, she actually was in there for like arson and kidnapping because she like tied her kid's dad up up in AJ and like like set the house on fire or something.

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I don't remember what exactly happened, but like that's one of the things that was.

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But um, so I we do, we do, I don't know if I'm dripping ahead, but like as doing comedy, like we do the shows in the prisons, right?

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And one of the first prison shows that we done was uh Perryville, the women's prison, like the only women's prison in Arizona.

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Uh I know I'm not bragging or nothing, but you know, Jodi Arias was in there.

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Yeah, she was there.

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She's very famous.

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It's kind of a probably like the most famous person I've ever met in my life, you know what I'm saying?

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Like, and like I'm not trying to glorify it, but like uh it was my birthday too, you know.

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Like, and uh she asked if they could sing happy birthday to me.

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And she was so nice.

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She was nice.

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Did she seem normal?

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Yeah, she seems like a normal, normal ass lady, you know what I'm saying?

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Like she just went a little crazy, yeah.

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Like, you know, but like, and like every afterwards everybody came up and shook our hands because that was like again, that was the first prison show we ever did, and like all the inmates, all the ladies came up and shook my hand.

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That was like the first time I ever had pussy on my hands, you know.

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So like but no, uh yeah.

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Did you have a little prison romance?

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No, oh uh not at the women's prison, no.

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But uh, but no, hold on.

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So this because you were in a co-ed Pinell is co-ed.

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Yeah, oh oh, okay.

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Pinell is kind of co-ed, so like our pod was right here, and then like in the little circle thing where they control the doors, then there's like the men's next to us, you know.

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Okay.

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But no, um, hold up, but whatever I was saying with that story is I did Perryville again, like a couple months later, and the girl that I was in jail with in Panel was at the show.

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Oh and so like her and I like when we first were at the uh when we first like my first couple days there, like she had headphones for her tablet because they give you tablets in there.

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And like I didn't have anything, so like she was letting me use her headphones, you know, and like I got my nipples pierced, you know what I'm saying?

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And she told me she was like, oh hey, I'll trade you, because like when I finally got my tablet, like I just didn't have the headphones.

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She's like, hey, I'll trade you your nipple piercings for my headphones.

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And like this nasty bitch, like she took my I took my nipple piercings out, she gave me her headphones, they were broken, by the way.

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Oh and yeah, she gave me like she took her, I she popped my nipple piercings right in her boobs.

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Ew.

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Yeah, and she had to repierce them, and like she had them in for like two days, then like three days go by and like her nipples all crusty.

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Yeah, it's all red.

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Sorry, yeah.

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Like you can like you can uh they have like the JPEG app or whatever it is.

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Uh you can like talk to the inmates and stuff on there.

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And like I messaged her a week before we were doing the show.

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I was like, hey, hope to see you at the show.

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And like I called her out and I was like, I want my fucking nipple piercings back, bitch.

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But she didn't have them, you know what I'm saying?

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But yeah, no, the romance, not like I didn't have a romance with like when I was locked up, you know?

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Me and me and the girl that like so I was with this girl it whenever we first got in there, got into jail.

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Um I don't I I don't remember like the first what basically the first like 15 hours of being in jail.

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Like I came to when I'm on the phone getting ready to go to court.

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But the girl that I was in the cell with the entire time, like we stayed together, like we were cellmates, whatever too, including the other girl.

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And uh she we would cuddle.

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Like we would cuddle, like you can't like I mean I don't know if I can say that now, but like you know, like we cuddle and then the guards would come by and we're like, I gotta go.

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Go back to my own bed.

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Are you into women?

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Oh no, no, no, no.

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I like I like I like guys, I like boys.

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So you do stand-up comedy as well.

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How'd you get into that?

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So I've always been told that like I'm naturally funny.

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Uh and one day one of my Facebook friends that I've had for like a very long time, uh, he hit me up and he's like, Hey, I really wanna try doing comedy, da da da.

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But it was really like a ploy to get me to do it.

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Cause like it this is what I post on like social media is mostly like it's like memes.

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Like I used to shit post, you know what I'm saying?

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Just share, share, share.

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And like people would be like, Oh my gosh, you're so funny.

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I'm like, thanks, but that's like not my original material, you know, just sharing something, you know.

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I think it's funny.

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And so one day he brought me to this open mic, and he's he signed himself up and then he just introduced himself, and then he brought me up, and he was like, Oh, this is my pro role officer.

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And I was like, Oh shoot.

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Well, then I did my first stand-up set, and like it was really good.

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It was really good.

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Uh, I was nervous, but like I didn't have anything prepared, I just went off the rift.

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And what happened, like on the way to that open mic, uh, I stopped at QT and I had to put gas in the car on the way there, and I had to fill up my tire.

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And while I'm putting gas in my car, I looked over and there was an older dude staring at me, and he looked super confused, and I ignored it, and I went to go put air in my tire, and that I looked up and that dude was like bossed eye level with me.

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And I was like, bro, can I help you?

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And he's like, he's like, excuse me, little lady, why did I just watch you put gas in your own car and put air in your own tire?

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Where's your boyfriend?

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Back in my day, men used to do this for the women all the time.

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And I was like, listen, back in my day, back in my day when my name used to be Mark, and when I used to be a man, I used to do this all the time.

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Like, just because I lost my penis doesn't mean I can't put air in a tire, you know what I'm saying?

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And like, I have never seen an old man run as Fossus until I'm not sure.

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And so it worked out perfectly because I told that story on stage and I just went on.

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I kept going and I just kept talking.

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And like, yeah, like everything I talk about on my stand-up, everything I talk about on my stand-up is true.

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Like, there's one, there's like 99% is true.

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The only thing in my set that I've never done is incest, you know what I'm saying?

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Like, and I have a joke about that, you know what I'm saying?

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So So you have an Amy Winehouse triple fan.

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Where do you play at?

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So we've been playing, we've played uh a few bars around the valley.

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I started in 20 in 2024.

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Um, when I started the band, uh I was sitting chilling with my friends, and I was just talking, and I was like, hey, I got sober at 27, you know what I'm saying?

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I'm four, I'm five years sober now.

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And I was 27 when I got sober.

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Amy Winehouse was unfortunately 27 when she passed away.

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And you know, growing up throughout life, like people would always tell me, Oh, you remind me of Amy Winehouse, like just because of the dark hair of the tattoos, you know what I'm saying?

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And uh I started doing karaoke uh like two, probably about two and a half years ago now, and I would always do like Eminem without me or the real some shady, you know, word for word, kill it.

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And then one day I got brave and I started singing one song, and it's called Bourbon in Your Eyes by Devil Doll, and it's like sultry, like uh burlesque style.

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And somebody requested me to sing an Amy Winehouse song, and then I did, and then from then on I started singing more Amy Winehouse, and they have these things called like open jams, jelly gems, whatever, where a bunch of musicians come and they play, and you can ask them if you want to sing, you can ask them if they know songs.

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And there was a time where I did Valerie, and then fortunately, a bunch of people knew uh Back to Black.

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And so I was able to sing that, sing those two songs, and that's how I got my saxophone player.

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And he's like, Hey, whenever you're like whenever you're ready to start a band, like let me know.

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And then started my Can you give us like a little exomples?

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No, you don't show music, yeah.

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Dude, I'm very shy.

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I'm so shy, dude.

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I'm very shy.

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That's so funny.

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I have to ask because I have a picture of what I think in my head is your type of man, but I need to hear it from you.

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What's your type of man?

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Ah, well, I okay, listen, I like fungly guys, like funny and kind of ugly guys.

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Why is that?

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Because typically funny guys are ugly.

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Well, no, because what's kind of like have you ever met a hot, ugly?

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I'm sorry, have you ever met a hot, really funny guy?

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Well, didn't we talk about that when we had um what's his name on the comedian and he was like, There are no hot male comedians.

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Like Mel Rick is like the first of his kind.

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Most really funny guys aren't the most attractive, right?

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So there, yes.

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Uh I personally, I think, okay, it's just like, okay, it's like women in comedy.

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I personally don't think a lot of women are funny.

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And there's a lot of women that try to do stand-up comedy.

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I know I'm kind of getting off topic, but there's a lot of women that try to do stand-up comedy because they said a funny meme that they saw online that a bunch of guys haven't seen yet, and then she'll say it, and then the guys will be like, oh my god, you're so funny.

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You should go try doing stand-up comedy.

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And a lot of the women that do try to do stand-up comedy, they're really pretty.

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But they're just really pretty, and they have like maybe one funny thing that they read on on the line on the internet, and that's all they have, you know what I'm saying?

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So, like, when it comes to like funny guys, there's not a lot of attractive funny guys.

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But there are, you know, everybody can be funny in their own way, but if you can't make a room full of people laugh just because you're hot, like that's like woman I will say that like I would choose a sense of humor over looks.

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I like personality.

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I would 100%.

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But you made a good point.

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It's kind of true.

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There are a lot of very good-looking female comedians.

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Whitney, is it Whitney Cummings?

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Yes.

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And the blonde that blew up for roasting Tom Brady, I forget her name.

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The long blonde hair.

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I don't know.

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She just hosted some award ceremony recently.

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You know what I'm talking about?

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Yeah.

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But there are quite a few attractive females, but not so much males.

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Nikki guys, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And like, so with women in comedy, the majority of the time, whenever females go up to do stand-up comedy, my initial thought is alright, how many boob jokes are we gonna have?

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How many vagina jokes are we gonna have?

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How many period jokes are we gonna have, you know?

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And that's so basic.

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And it's just like male comedians, like 90% of the time, there's gonna be a dick joke in their set.

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And it's already like, it's already uh expected, you know.

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So just like with women, like that's that's all a lot of women, not all women, not all women, don't get mad at me.

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Uh a lot of women have to talk about.

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It's like, oh, but I have I have a boob joke where I like I start out, sometimes I'll start my set, be like, Y'all have a good Christmas, no matter the time of the year, right?

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And I'm like, oh, I got beef with Santa Claus.

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I'm tired of asking him for new boobs because every time I do, like, I'm tired of finding size or I'm tired of not being able to find a bra in size lowercase A.

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It's like I don't have big boobs, you know, but I got a big personality.

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So every time like I do that, like that's my only boob joke.

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And then I have that wet ass pussy joke, but it's not about my pussy, you know what I'm saying?

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Like, cause these men don't make me wet out here, you know what I'm saying?

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I have a boob joke.

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If a woman with big boobs works at Hooters, shouldn't a woman with one leg work at IHOP?

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Oh that's my only boob joke.

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Be named Eileen.

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So you can also belly dance, right?

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Oh yeah, I've been belly dancing.

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I've been belly dancing for, well, unfortunately, since I had my little motorcycle accident, uh, I I've been belly dancing for 16 years.

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But yeah, I like that.

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I really like that.

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Can you give us are you sh too shy to give us a little mood?

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Well, it doesn't work that way.

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Like my foot my my leg's not broken, my foot's broken.

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So I can't yeah, I can't.

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How did that happen?

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Motorcycle?

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Yeah, like in December, I was riding my motorcycle.

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Um, these damn potholes out here, Arizona roadways, are terrible.

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Like, they're so bad.

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Uh I landed in a pothole trying to avoid getting hit by a car and then broke my foot in like five places, but they did surgery on one.

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They told me I could walk like two Thursdays ago, and to me that meant I could ride.

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Yeah, I do.

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Okay, back to the whole what kind of guys do I like?

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Sorry.

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Uh I like them funny and kind of ugly.

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Uh I like them tall.

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I like I like big dudes.

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I like big dudes.

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Like bigger than fat or big as in black?

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Like, I don't like buff guys.

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Buff guys aren't like teddy bears.

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Yeah, I like I like them.

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I like them fluffy.

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Like, you know, uh I like him to have I like a little party ball belly, like a dad bot.

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I love dad bots.

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I love good dads, okay.

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Like there's a there's a post that says, uh, if you don't take care of your kids and you say you have a dad bot, you're just a bitch that has that's a fat bitch.

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I don't know, whatever it says.

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Yeah, I fucked it up.

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You're just a fat bitch.

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Yeah, like that.

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Like I like fat guys, like I like Toby guys, you know what I'm saying?

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Um with good humor, good personality.

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But I forget where I was going with that.

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Have you been in a relationship since you got out of jail, since you got out of prison?

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How does how does it usually go when you do guys usually know before they start dating you, or is it a conversation that you have to have with?

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Oh, I'm very open.

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I'm very open with everything in my life, like, but like I got my mugshot on my on my writing jacket, you know what I'm saying?

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Like anybody, like, but I always like to put everything out there, you know.

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Like I've done some I've done some silly stuff in my life, and especially with that, like, because if if you can't not be honest about your criminal history because all it takes is a simple Google search.

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Exactly.

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Once they know your first and last name.

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It's like once someone knows your first and last name, they can find all of that.

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We've all done done dumb shit in our youth.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Some of us were just never caught.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Seems smart, smart.

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But like me, like I I I you know, I'm on I'm on the fans page, you know what I'm saying?

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And like I've done a couple videos in my time, and like that's something that like I'm always always open about, like right out the gate, because I don't want to waste nobody's time, you know, because if somebody doesn't like like that, like okay, cool, but sorry, happened.

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Have you ever had a fan hit on you, like at one of your comedy shows?

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All the time.

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All the time.

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A lot, yeah.

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And like I have like a I have a few followers on social media, you know, and like every time I'm out somewhere, like I'll always see somebody out, and they'll come and recognize me.

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And a lot of times they'll be in my DMs talking to themselves, like, hey, hey, hey, all right, you stupid bitch, you're not gonna message me today, fuck you then.

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Like, you know, those kind of guys, and then they'll see me out in public and they're like, oh my god, I follow you, you should check your messages because I've been trying to take you out.

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And I'm like, I don't, if you're not gonna take me out with a gun, I don't wanna, you know, well, you know, whoops, but um, you know, I don't want to go out with you, you know?

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But like, and I'm on, so I do I do I do the dating apps, but I don't do it for dating purposes, you know.

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Like, I'm on there for material for stories.

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I was just gonna say that you're on there stories.

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So, like, back back before I got banned on Tinder, because everybody's sensitive, I got I've been banned on Tinder from the time.

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Well, we banned on Tinder.

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So uh I I I'd like to post funny videos.

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And like on TikTok, you can do the green screens.

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And like one of my things that I would do, I would screenshot these messages.

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Of course, I would take the guy's name out, but like they'd message me some stupid ass shit, and like I'd respond even stupider, like, and I'd just talk shit, you know, and like I'd put it on there, and then somebody, I don't know how, but I got a message from or I got an email from Tinder saying that I'm not utilizing the platform correctly, I'm not you I'm not using it basically how it's intended to be, you know.

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And so I just I just be talking shit on the dating apps and like Facebook dating.

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I'm on Facebook dating, not again, not for dating, and I have it, but I always put it in my profile.

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Like, hey, I'm only here for material, like don't hit me up at your own risk, you know?

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And a lot of times, like I'll see these people out in public, and they're like, hey, I matched with you on Facebook dating.

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I was like, no, you didn't, because I matched with everyone, and they're like, in and I'll check the messages that they send me, and I'm just like, no, it doesn't work that way.

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Cause like I don't, I don't, I mean, I lost my I I love my exes too.

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Well, not exes, I love my ex, you know what I'm saying?

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Like, I'm stuck on my ex.

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I saw that they said you're working on getting back with him.

00:21:15.279 --> 00:21:16.400
Well, I mean, I don't know, okay.

00:21:16.480 --> 00:21:18.079
Yeah, we're like, we're like trying.

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So how long were you together for?

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Uh like four months.

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That's it.

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Yeah, but see, look, look, I know, it's silly, it's silly.

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But me, like, when I love somebody, like I love somebody, you know what I mean?

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Like, I like and I don't like new things.

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Why did you break up?

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Did someone cheat?

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Oh, uh I don't know about necessarily that.

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Oh, I mean, I don't know.

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I could I'm the type, like, you know, I'm the type like, why is your following going up?

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Like, who are you following?

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Like, why are you adding this other person?

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Like, why are you adding these random ass bitches?

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You know what I'm saying?

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Like, I guess it would make me kind of insecure because you know, like, why do you need these people on social media that you don't that you don't even know?

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And like in the beginning of our relationship, like he told me, Oh yeah, I unfriended and unfollowed.

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All these people because I knew that it would cause a problem, which is very respectful.

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I love that.

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And then like we'd fight, and then all of a sudden, like your following goes up because your following following.

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And then, like, oh, he's gonna get so mad at me for saying this.

00:22:12.799 --> 00:22:41.200
Uh um, he uh I f one of the followers that he was like, or one of these people that I found out that he was talking to, because like I'm nosy, you know, and I like to go through the phones when I'm bored or when I suspect something, and I look through this fool's uh phone and on like in Facebook, like Messenger, whenever you like if you go to the like search bar, like it'll show you who you recently searched, you know?

00:22:41.920 --> 00:22:49.359
And there was a name on there, and I clicked the name and I didn't see it because like and I would take I would like I would use my phone and take a picture of what I saw, so like they can't be like, No, I didn't.

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I'm like, yes you did, because like look at this time.

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And uh one of the people on there was like uh it was a trans.

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And so I was like, Alright, dude, like is there something you're not telling me?

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Like, like if you're cool with it, cool, like just be honest with me, you know?

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Like, because you know, at that point you like you like, yeah, like there's nothing wrong with it, bro.

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But like don't let me have surprises like that, you know.

00:23:09.759 --> 00:23:12.799
So it's like I don't know, I just I can't, it's like a trust issue thing, you know.

00:23:13.680 --> 00:23:15.119
And how long ago did you guys date?

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Was it recent?

00:23:16.160 --> 00:23:17.359
Uh it was a couple years ago.

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So you've spent some time apart from each other, so maybe who knows?

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Things have changed.

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Yeah.

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Have you ever walked out mid-date?

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Hell yeah.

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Many times?

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Yeah, well, okay.

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So I was on uh I don't know if I could I was on Jerry Springer back in 2016 for belly dance.

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I was for belly dance.

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Like they hit me up, they're like, hey, like RC, this is like they're like, hey, we're we're coming to an end uh soon, like we're tired of having the same like strippers and all that stuff, you know, like rappers, whatever.

00:23:47.759 --> 00:23:49.920
So they hit me up to like, hey, come to the show, whatever, blah blah blah.

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Did they find you on like on social media?

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It was on Instagram before like before I was even anything, you know, or like before whatever.

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Uh-huh.

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And um, so they flew me to the show and like we were talking about dates too.

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And like one of the dates that I was that I did go on, so like it was probably like 2013, maybe, uh long time ago.

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We were we I went on this date with this guy that I went to high school with, and like he picked me up with his mom in the car, like his mom picked us up, whatever.

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And I thought that was weird because we're like we're like 20, you know, 1920, like why don't you have your own whip?

00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:28.160
And uh his mom picks us up, whatever, drops us off at this at Coffee Rush, I don't know, uh Coffee Rush.

00:24:28.319 --> 00:24:35.519
And uh this guy he like nothing wrong with it though, but you know, he like he pulled out a bag of change and like paid with like he's like, Oh, let's get one drink, whatever.

00:24:35.599 --> 00:24:36.160
Okay, cool.

00:24:36.319 --> 00:24:38.799
I didn't mind it, you know, it was the thought that counted, you know.

00:24:39.039 --> 00:24:40.880
And uh paid with change, cool, whatever.

00:24:41.039 --> 00:24:53.759
But we get we sit down, we're chilling, talking, and then he pulls out this iPad, like it's like one of the first generation iPads, you know, and he's just sitting there scrolling on it, and he's scrolling on Instagram, liking pictures, and like I'm sitting right there and we're not even talking.

00:24:54.079 --> 00:24:56.000
So I was like, all right, dog, like I gotta go to the bathroom.

00:24:56.079 --> 00:25:01.759
And so I went to the bathroom, I like redid my lipstick, and I just walked out because I I didn't live too far from there.

00:25:02.000 --> 00:25:03.759
And uh, so yeah, I just walked out.

00:25:04.000 --> 00:25:09.119
And there's another guy that I went on a date with and he smelled like hot dog water, and I couldn't handle it, yeah, like dirty hot dog water.

00:25:09.200 --> 00:25:11.680
I could not handle it, and I just I left.

00:25:11.920 --> 00:25:13.119
Yeah, no, I'm the same.

00:25:13.279 --> 00:25:14.640
Smell, I can't do smells.

00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:15.759
No, smells are bad.

00:25:15.920 --> 00:25:21.680
And I'd rather, I think I'd rather have a guy pay with a bag of change than ask me to pay the bill on a date.

00:25:21.839 --> 00:25:23.119
So I'll give him that on a date.

00:25:23.359 --> 00:25:30.640
Yeah, but sitting there on social media when you're supposed to be conversing and engaging and getting to know each other.

00:25:30.799 --> 00:25:33.440
Yeah, like and like like again, there's nothing wrong with paying change.

00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:34.079
Like that was cool.

00:25:34.160 --> 00:25:36.400
Like I didn't mind it, like I would have helped him count it out too, you know?

00:25:36.640 --> 00:25:36.880
Yes.

00:25:37.039 --> 00:25:40.480
But like I me personally, I have a I don't like I don't like guys paying for me.

00:25:40.559 --> 00:25:45.119
Like, I'd rather I'd rather be like, hey, let me take you out and like let me do this, you know?

00:25:45.440 --> 00:25:46.880
I it's hard for me to accept.

00:25:47.359 --> 00:25:47.599
Yeah.

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00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:49.759
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00:25:57.920 --> 00:26:02.480
So we have listener question for this little segment.

00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:03.039
Okay.

00:26:04.000 --> 00:26:13.680
Do you think it's normal to think of slash dream about slash fantasize about someone other than your partner while in a healthy relationship?

00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:18.640
My husband thinks it's normal and out of his control, and I'm not sure what to think.

00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:27.279
I think if you've been together for so long, I mean some people invite someone new into the actual bedroom, right?

00:26:27.759 --> 00:26:29.039
To kind of spice it up.

00:26:29.279 --> 00:26:36.720
So if you're just visualizing someone else after you've been with someone for so long, I personally don't think it's a big deal.

00:26:37.039 --> 00:26:42.880
No, if you found out your husband was fantasizing about sleeping with another woman, you wouldn't have to be a good one.

00:26:43.039 --> 00:26:43.759
Well, what do you okay?

00:26:43.839 --> 00:26:48.480
If he's like jerking off by himself thinking about another woman, okay, that's an issue.

00:26:48.559 --> 00:26:50.000
Or if he's if it's every time.

00:26:50.160 --> 00:26:54.319
But if it's like I said, you bring in a third party, you do things to spice it up.

00:26:54.400 --> 00:27:04.160
If it if he's just thinking while we're having sex, if he's thinking of that I'm Jenna Jameson, I think there's a difference between dreaming and fantasizing.

00:27:04.240 --> 00:27:05.839
Because I think dreams you can't control.

00:27:06.079 --> 00:27:10.960
No, well, not dream but I think fantasizing is a problem.

00:27:11.200 --> 00:27:13.759
I mean, I guess I just in what context, you know?

00:27:13.839 --> 00:27:14.240
Uh-huh.

00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:21.759
It sounds like she's catching her husband, like jerk it sounds like she's like jerking off.

00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:26.160
Yeah, see that I think is a little, why aren't you thinking?

00:27:26.319 --> 00:27:32.880
But but again, I don't know if you've been in a relationship for so long, you need to kind of switch maybe a little spice is the variety.

00:27:33.039 --> 00:27:33.359
What is it?

00:27:33.440 --> 00:27:34.720
Variety is the spice of life.

00:27:35.119 --> 00:27:35.519
Uh-huh.

00:27:35.759 --> 00:27:36.240
Yeah.

00:27:36.880 --> 00:27:37.200
I don't know.

00:27:37.359 --> 00:27:38.160
What do you think?

00:27:38.400 --> 00:27:40.000
Listen, look, look, look.

00:27:40.079 --> 00:27:42.960
I don't I I think that's I don't think that's okay.

00:27:43.039 --> 00:27:43.839
You know what I'm saying?

00:27:43.920 --> 00:27:46.400
Like again, like I like my dude to be all about me.

00:27:46.720 --> 00:27:51.279
But for like 20 years later, if you're gonna all you think about is the same woman all the time.

00:27:51.519 --> 00:27:53.119
Yes, you know, take it in the ass.

00:27:53.519 --> 00:27:54.480
Take it in the ass.

00:27:54.559 --> 00:27:57.519
If you're a dude and you need to fantasize about a woman, try the back door.

00:27:57.839 --> 00:27:58.799
I I've never done it.

00:27:58.880 --> 00:28:02.160
Like, I've I've never pegged a guy, but you know, you want to spice it up in the bedroom?

00:28:02.400 --> 00:28:03.359
Bend over, princess.

00:28:03.920 --> 00:28:09.680
I don't think I'd like my man fantasizing about another woman, no matter how long it's been that we've been together.

00:28:10.160 --> 00:28:11.119
I don't think so.

00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:12.720
Because I don't swing that way.

00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:15.039
Like, I don't want to bring a third in.

00:28:15.440 --> 00:28:20.079
And so if we're not on the same page about that, then I think it's a it's a problem.

00:28:20.480 --> 00:28:23.200
I don't know how I feel about it because does that mean they're not attracted?

00:28:23.359 --> 00:28:27.519
If my husband's fantasizing about Jenna Jameson, does that mean he's not getting turned on by me?

00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:28.000
Right?

00:28:28.079 --> 00:28:28.480
Exactly.

00:28:28.720 --> 00:28:29.200
That's true.

00:28:29.279 --> 00:28:30.400
I don't know how I feel about that.

00:28:30.559 --> 00:28:35.039
Yeah, I don't think I want, I don't think I want my partner fantasizing about other women.

00:28:35.680 --> 00:28:36.559
Yeah, no, I don't think so.

00:28:36.880 --> 00:28:38.880
Okay, but what if it was fantasizing about a dude?

00:28:39.119 --> 00:28:42.960
Well, that's a that's an even bigger problem because that's something I can't.

00:28:43.440 --> 00:28:44.880
You can't compete with that, yeah.

00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:46.480
Strap on, dude.

00:28:47.839 --> 00:28:48.720
That's true.

00:28:48.960 --> 00:28:51.119
I think they got cream-pilled ones these days.

00:28:51.279 --> 00:28:52.160
I don't know.

00:28:52.960 --> 00:28:53.759
Lovely.

00:28:54.000 --> 00:28:55.680
So have you ever been cheated on?

00:28:55.920 --> 00:28:57.519
Uh yeah, I think so, I'm pretty sure.

00:28:57.680 --> 00:28:58.400
How did you find out?

00:28:58.480 --> 00:29:00.240
Uh do you have a specific instant?

00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:08.160
So this one time So this one time uh I was dating uh he was my favorite ex before this other one's my favorite ex, you know what I'm saying?

00:29:08.319 --> 00:29:25.920
Uh but like we were off and on for like six years, and uh it's it was never confirmed, but just by the you know the actions, um so I I hit him up and I was or this this person had sent me a friend request that was only friends with mutual friends with him and then somebody else.

00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:40.880
And I like looked through the pictures, whatever, and then they had my ex had liked all the pictures, and then they sent me a message saying, Hey, I have her hey eyes like looking and then I hit my ex up and I was like, Hey, who is this?

00:29:40.960 --> 00:29:41.759
Like, what is this?

00:29:41.920 --> 00:29:50.720
And then out of nowhere, all of a sudden this man goes, Oh, I'm gonna fucking kill myself, like you're gonna sit here and accuse me, and I didn't accuse him of anything.

00:29:50.880 --> 00:29:53.039
Wow, I just said, Hey, what's this?

00:29:53.200 --> 00:29:53.920
Who is this?

00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:57.599
Instantly jump to like suicidal, you know, type of things.

00:29:57.759 --> 00:30:10.880
And that's always a red flag because if you're gonna When the reaction doesn't match the confrontation, it literally just said, Hey, eyes looking, and already so lady coming to my page telling me something, you know what I mean?

00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:19.359
But just by the actions of instantly jump to being, you know, crazy, yeah, yeah.

00:30:19.599 --> 00:30:22.640
And then then then the famous line, you know what, believe what you want.

00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:24.400
When all I said was, What is this?

00:30:24.559 --> 00:30:25.839
Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah.

00:30:26.079 --> 00:30:33.839
Well, so we asked our followers the craziest way you found out someone was cheating on you, and we got a ton of response.

00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:35.839
Like, I we probably don't have time for all of these.

00:30:36.240 --> 00:30:37.920
No, no, it's three goods.

00:30:38.160 --> 00:30:39.359
Three surprised ones.

00:30:39.680 --> 00:30:43.200
Their pet was suddenly way too comfortable with their new friend.

00:30:43.599 --> 00:30:49.440
Our daughter's high school teacher told her she saw her mom and dad out at dinner when I was out of town.

00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:50.319
Oh boy.

00:30:50.640 --> 00:30:54.559
Looking up a restaurant and seeing their review on Google Maps that included photos.

00:30:54.799 --> 00:30:56.559
Idiot! Like, dumb.

00:30:57.279 --> 00:31:02.400
My seven-year-old son told me that a woman slept over in my bed while I was on a business trip.

00:31:02.799 --> 00:31:05.519
I would be living the shit.

00:31:05.839 --> 00:31:12.640
Like, if you're gonna cheat, but to cheat around your kids to bring in someone else while your kids are home, that's crazy.

00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:13.920
So, this is another one.

00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:17.759
We were on a trip together when my youngest was six months old.

00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:20.960
He said, um, so they were supposed to go on a trip together.

00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:26.559
My husband said he couldn't go, something had come up at work, told me to take a girlfriend and enjoy myself.

00:31:26.799 --> 00:31:33.759
My oldest, who was only at around four at the time, was at my mom's two days later and asked if he could have a sleepover, like daddy did.

00:31:34.079 --> 00:31:39.200
It came out he was cheating with his boss's 20-year-old daughter and had her stay overnight while I was away.

00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:40.240
Oh my god.

00:31:40.720 --> 00:31:41.599
No, yeah.

00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:44.880
Married for 23 years, out of the blue, his balls were shaved.

00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:47.279
Oh my god, yeah, yeah.

00:31:47.440 --> 00:31:48.400
That's a thing, dude.

00:31:48.480 --> 00:31:48.960
That's the thing.

00:31:49.039 --> 00:31:49.440
That's crazy.

00:31:49.599 --> 00:31:52.319
Like, okay, so like I like my dudes to like have hair down there, you know?

00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:54.480
Cause like I think bald dudes down there are weird.

00:31:54.720 --> 00:31:55.920
Like, they shaving it.

00:31:56.079 --> 00:32:02.160
But like this one day, that same ex uh with the girl, he shaved his whole thing.

00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:07.519
Like the day, like the day like I noticed it like the day before she had messaged me.

00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:14.480
So, like, already that's an indicator because it's like if that's not something you're normally doing as part of your routine, why are you doing it all of a sudden?

00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:14.880
Right?

00:32:14.960 --> 00:32:15.440
Yeah, yeah.

00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:16.160
Something sus.

00:32:16.640 --> 00:32:17.359
Yeah, yeah.

00:32:17.599 --> 00:32:18.880
Um, this was mine.

00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:20.240
Um, I have a funny story after this.

00:32:20.319 --> 00:32:21.759
So I contributed.

00:32:22.000 --> 00:32:33.680
Um, I found female sunglasses on his breakfast bar, and he said the roofer was up there fixing a tile and found these female sunglasses on the roof, which is so unbelievable, right?

00:32:34.079 --> 00:32:47.200
The amount of people on this thread that were defending him and that were saying, Well, it's so specific and silly that if I had a relatively new house, I would have thought maybe the previous owners had teenage kids that would drink or smoke or up there.

00:32:47.359 --> 00:32:50.480
Someone says, not gonna lie, I would have totally believed that.

00:32:50.640 --> 00:32:52.720
People kept saying it's so specific that it works.

00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:53.920
I probably would have believed it.

00:32:54.079 --> 00:32:54.319
Really?

00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:55.039
Yeah, really?

00:32:55.440 --> 00:32:55.599
Yeah.

00:32:55.759 --> 00:32:57.519
It's just so I can see it happening.

00:32:57.599 --> 00:33:03.440
Like as a homeowner, like I've had I've had handymen, I've had female sunglasses on the roof?

00:33:03.680 --> 00:33:04.960
Find yeah, all kinds of stuff.

00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:06.960
Fair all kinds of stuff.

00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:13.759
I when I I bought a uh like a used car years ago, and I flipped down.

00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:17.519
Remember how well I think they still do you give school pictures and you cut them out.

00:33:17.920 --> 00:33:22.640
Like flip down the thing and like a bunch of like kit like school pictures fell out.

00:33:22.799 --> 00:33:28.559
So it's like imagine you're in like a significant other's car and pictures of someone else fall out.

00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:31.279
Like it could be that they bought a used car and it was there.

00:33:33.279 --> 00:33:33.440
Yeah.

00:33:33.680 --> 00:33:34.640
Were they scratched up?

00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:35.119
I don't know.

00:33:35.279 --> 00:33:40.799
And then one last comment: someone says, to be frank, my husband does construction and I saw him wearing women's sunglasses.

00:33:41.039 --> 00:33:44.079
He was adamant were unisex ones that he bought at a gas station.

00:33:44.240 --> 00:33:47.119
Did my husband fix this guy's roof?

00:33:49.359 --> 00:33:52.319
So I was just shocked at how many people were defending it.

00:33:52.640 --> 00:33:58.880
I don't think I don't think fine, I don't think that story is so unbelievable that it's like you had to have made that up.

00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:07.519
No, if you found like a hair tie on the little shifter knob or whatever, that's not yours, that's that's a little bit like yeah.

00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:13.840
Someone said intuition told me to go home on my lunch break, something I'd never done before, and yep, there they were, naked on the couch.

00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:14.880
Oh my god.

00:34:16.400 --> 00:34:18.719
Oh my god, she mentioned that she was worried that she was pregnant.

00:34:18.800 --> 00:34:21.280
I had a vasectomy about five years prior to that.

00:34:21.440 --> 00:34:26.239
A lot of those came up where the women got pregnant and the women didn't know that they were snipped.

00:34:26.480 --> 00:34:29.199
Isn't that how do you not know that about your husband?

00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:31.519
But isn't that still like not all the way effective?

00:34:31.599 --> 00:34:32.960
Like, can't they can't they still get pregnant?

00:34:33.280 --> 00:34:34.000
Like 1% or something.

00:34:34.239 --> 00:34:36.320
Yeah, but that's also like condoms and birth control.

00:34:36.400 --> 00:34:37.199
There's still that 1%.

00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:37.920
Yeah.

00:34:39.039 --> 00:34:47.519
But I actually know someone that she really wanted kids, and her husband was having affairs in Asia because he worked in Asia.

00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:50.159
So many affairs that he was snipped but didn't tell her.

00:34:50.239 --> 00:34:50.559
Uh-huh.

00:34:50.719 --> 00:34:54.960
And it's actually kind of mean because she thought it was her that she couldn't get pregnant because she really wanted kids.

00:34:55.119 --> 00:34:57.199
And she thought it was her fault and was he never told.

00:34:57.440 --> 00:34:58.320
He never told her, no.

00:34:58.400 --> 00:34:59.280
Isn't that F dar?

00:34:59.519 --> 00:35:00.719
Like what a douche nugget.

00:35:01.039 --> 00:35:02.960
But I can see a lot of guys doing that, you know?

00:35:03.840 --> 00:35:05.199
And then one last one.

00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:15.679
Um, well, she ran over the guy she was cheating on me with and killed him by doing so, then called me drunk, sobbing and crying hysterically to come and get her while telling me she'd think she killed him.

00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:17.280
Police filled me in a while.

00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:19.920
Okay, so now that story I do not believe.

00:35:20.239 --> 00:35:23.840
Sunglasses on the roof, I can believe, but that story seven's made up.

00:35:24.159 --> 00:35:25.119
Oh my god.

00:35:25.360 --> 00:35:26.079
That's funny.

00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:32.239
Anywho, now we are going to talk about the celebrity cup where we marinate in the juices of the celebrities.

00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:35.119
Did you hear about Floyd Money Mayweather?

00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:36.000
The lawsuit?

00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:36.800
What about him?

00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:39.440
Idiot, what an absolute plonker.

00:35:39.599 --> 00:35:48.960
So he may be dropping his middle name or his nickname Money, because he's behind on his rent on his$15 million penthouse in New York City.

00:35:49.599 --> 00:35:52.639
$330,000 behind, to be exact.

00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:54.079
So what does he do?

00:35:54.320 --> 00:36:02.159
He posts pictures of himself on a private jet surrounded by stacks of cash with the caption, I'd just be minding my business.

00:36:02.320 --> 00:36:11.920
He then posted another video on social media where he's piling wads of cash in plastic bags, saying, you know, people only talk about winners, I'm a winner, so continue to talk.

00:36:12.079 --> 00:36:17.519
While he's late on paying his rent, he's posting all these videos and pictures flaunting his money.

00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:18.719
So they're suing him.

00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:19.280
Wow.

00:36:19.360 --> 00:36:22.000
The apartment, the or the landlord.

00:36:22.239 --> 00:36:22.480
Yeah.

00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:22.960
Okay.

00:36:23.360 --> 00:36:32.159
Like, does he not think these social posts, these public videos and pictures, aren't gonna be seen by your landlords?

00:36:32.320 --> 00:36:32.800
Landlords?

00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:33.119
Yeah.

00:36:33.360 --> 00:36:36.320
And another question, like, how does this happen?

00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:38.880
Because he was one of the wealthiest athletes, right?

00:36:39.039 --> 00:36:45.440
He was once considered the world's wealthiest boxers, the t 10th wealthiest athlete of all time.

00:36:45.599 --> 00:36:48.800
He pulled in more than one billion dollars in his career.

00:36:48.960 --> 00:36:51.039
How is he now not able to pay his rent?

00:36:51.199 --> 00:36:52.079
Legitimate question.

00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:53.440
What did he do with his money?

00:36:53.599 --> 00:36:54.800
Like, how did he go so wrong?

00:36:55.199 --> 00:37:00.639
Is he not able to financially pay his rent, or is he just like he just like doesn't feel like it?

00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:03.440
Like he's like, I don't want to pay my rent right now.

00:37:03.679 --> 00:37:05.360
Sounds like a good excuse, you know.

00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:06.960
I don't know.

00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:07.519
I don't know.

00:37:07.679 --> 00:37:11.599
I haven't heard I to be honest, I haven't heard anything about this.

00:37:11.679 --> 00:37:12.239
I haven't seen this.

00:37:12.559 --> 00:37:14.239
We haven't really heard about him in a while though, right?

00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:15.679
Yeah, so I haven't read.

00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:18.159
I haven't read the conspiracies or the comments.

00:37:18.480 --> 00:37:20.559
Weren't him and 50 Cent beef in a while ago?

00:37:20.719 --> 00:37:20.960
Huh?

00:37:21.119 --> 00:37:22.079
Weren't him and 50 Centre.

00:37:22.239 --> 00:37:22.480
I think so.

00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:22.960
I like that.

00:37:23.039 --> 00:37:23.679
I love 50 Cent.

00:37:24.000 --> 00:37:24.800
He beefs with everybody.

00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:25.679
Oh yeah.

00:37:26.000 --> 00:37:32.880
So maybe he's gonna change his name from Flo Floyd Money Mayweather to pending Mayweather or Overdraft Mayweather.

00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:33.920
Oh my god.

00:37:34.000 --> 00:37:35.920
So where is your favorite place to go on a five state?

00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:37.840
Dinner, activity?

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Probably to a comedy show so they can tell me I'm funny.

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Oh, so you'd invite them to see you perform.

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Yeah, but then I'd like just clown on them the entire time.

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That's like my love language is bullying, you know what I'm saying?

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Like I like that too.

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Like I just I just made a post the other day.

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Like, people always are like, oh my gosh, you seem like you're such a chill person.

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Like, I really want to be your friend, but I'm a menace, dude.

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Like I I just go, you know, and I be talking shit.

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Like I but if it takes a certain person certain type of person to be able to hang with me, you know, and especially men, like I'm not built for no soft man, like at all.

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That's one thing I love about my husband, and he's he makes fun of me all the time, pokes fun of me and calls me out, and I think it's hilarious.

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So I went on a first date to a comedy show once, and I you know this about me.

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I do not like all of the eyes in the room on me.

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I hate it.

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Like, I hate the attention.

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I hate people looking at me.

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It's just like one thing I do not like.

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So I had met this guy out in the wild, and he was with his friend who was a comedian.

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Oh yeah.

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And so the the friend and I s sort of hit it off and we exchanged numbers.

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And the friend who was a comedian was having a comedy show like two weeks later in Mesa, I think, somewhere.

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Um, and he was like, Would you like to go with me to see you know my friend in this comedy show?

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And he's like, I'd love to take you to dinner and then take you to the show.

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And I was like, Oh yeah, no, that sounds that sounds great.

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And so we go to this comedy show.

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Well, the act that opened up for his friend obviously didn't know this guy, right?

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And so we get there and we sit down and we're sitting there, and the guy, the the opener, looks at us and he's like, you know how they sort of like look around the audience to see like who they're gonna pick on.

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And so he's like walking around, walking around, and he comes and he looks right at us.

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And I was like, No, God, no, god, no, god, no.

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And he was like, You two.

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He was like, How long have you guys been together?

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And I was like, Oh God, I was like, What are you gonna say?

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What are you gonna say?

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I was like, please don't say this is our first date, please don't say this is our first date.

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And he was like, Well, it's our first date.

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And I was like, no, I was like, this just gives him all the ammunition to sit there and pick on us.

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And he did for like a minute, but it wasn't that bad.

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But I was like, this is literally my worst nightmare on a first date right now.

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Oh, and it ended up being fine.

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He didn't really have anything super.

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That's my favorite type of comedy when you go to comedy shows, is where they just pick on the audience.

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Pick on the audience, because it's natural.

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It's it shows if they're really funny or not, you know.

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There's so whenever I do the the prison shows, whenever I go to the men prison shows, whenever we do those, whenever I walk out of there, I've started going out there and I'm like, what's up, pussies?

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And they die.

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They all laugh.

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But then there's times uh where there was this, we did uh I think it was Yuma, we did a yard in Yuma, and there were these two big ass dudes sitting next to each other, super close, and like farther, like everybody else is kind of like, you know, a little bit more spread out.

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But like I went up to them and this is a basic comedian question that they asked the audience, like y'all two fucking?

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Yeah, uh-huh.

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And so when I asked them that, they all like got all big and like scooted away.

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And there's been times where like I'll pull, like, I'll uh have one of the inmates stand up and I'll be like, Oh, give it up for the prison pocket pussy.

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They like that.

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Like, and everybody, like when I post those clips online, people like, oh, this is fake.

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Like, how can you do this?

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Like, you would get your ass beaten.

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Like, no, the inmates like that.

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Like, they like making fun of each other just as much as yeah, and like when little old me comes up there, you know, they don't like I whenever I go up on anywhere, people don't usually expect me to be funny, you know what I mean?

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Like, and especially with my stage name being Taco, they think like oh some big old Mexican dude, but it's not.

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I'm just little old me, you know what I'm saying?

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Like, I'm white, actually.

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So that's so funny.

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Rapid fire questions.

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What's your favorite body part on a man?

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Hands.

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What should someone not do on a first date?

00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:32.159
Talk about themselves too much.

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Where should someone not take a girl on a first date?

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You shouldn't take a mom on a first date to a trampoline park.

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Oh, so has someone taken you to a trampoline park before?

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Well, yeah, but like, you know, sometimes you got that mom bladder, you'd be bouncing and peeing.

00:41:47.840 --> 00:41:48.719
Do you have a pickup line?

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If you if you're at a bar or somewhere and you see a guy you like, do you go up to him?

00:41:54.800 --> 00:41:56.480
I got drop-off lines though.

00:41:57.119 --> 00:41:59.119
Is watching porn considered cheating?

00:41:59.360 --> 00:42:00.880
Uh no.

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Before you're intimate, it is a is it appropriate to ask your date how many people they've been with?

00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:05.760
No.

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Is it acceptable to have sex on the first date?

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Oh, I don't know.

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Should you disclose mental health issues early on in a relationship?

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Like if you're crazy?

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Yep.

00:42:14.000 --> 00:42:14.559
Yeah.

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Last but not least, what is your favorite sexual position and why?

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Uh, I'm lazy.

00:42:21.679 --> 00:42:22.639
I like to suck dick.

00:42:22.719 --> 00:42:23.360
That's my favorite day.

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I'll suck dick all day, you know, but like, I guess.

00:42:26.559 --> 00:42:31.360
Uh thank you so much for joining us this week at the meat market, and thank you so much, Stefelani.

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We'll see you next week at the Meat Market.

00:42:45.840 --> 00:42:46.639
Oh yeah.

00:42:47.760 --> 00:42:50.639
Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.

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He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.

00:42:53.039 --> 00:42:57.840
So I found out the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.

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His wife just reached out to me.