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Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.
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He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.
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So I found out the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.
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His wife just reached out to me.
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Welcome to the meat market.
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The single scene is a slaughterhouse, and we are here to devour it.
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We are your hosts.
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I'm Lindsay.
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I'm Jess.
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And today's sizzling single is Taylor.
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Welcome.
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Thank you.
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So you have a pretty crazy first date story.
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Tell us about it.
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Do you want the shaven neck guy?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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So, um, this was when I was freshly single, so I was kind of like getting back into the dating world.
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Um, but I met this guy on Hinge.
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Uh the apps are actually deleted now because they were awful.
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But I end up meeting this guy.
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I tell him that I'm gonna be going out with my friends, and he was like, Oh my gosh, could I join?
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I haven't been out in so long.
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So I was like, you know, whatever, he seems cool, I'll let him join.
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So my thinking was I didn't want him to drive back to my place because I didn't want him to come back home with us.
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So I was like, okay, I'm just gonna pick you up on the way.
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So I pick him up, but the thing is he wasn't ready, so he had me come up inside, and he's getting dressed, like I'm just kind of sitting there being patient.
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And he's like, Okay, we need to do one thing before we go.
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And I was like, What?
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Instantly kind of like, okay, what's what's gonna happen?
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And he goes, You need to shave my neck.
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I haven't had a haircut in forever, and you need to shave the back of my neck.
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And I was like, I'm not doing that.
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Your friends, your roommates can, and no one was home.
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And he starts like progressively getting more and more uh freaked out because I wouldn't do it because he was starting to have a little panic attack.
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Because I think the guy was a little socially awkward.
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But after five or six times of him saying, Please just shave my neck, I can't be seen like this, he's on his knees at one point with the razor.
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Oh my god.
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With the electric razor, and he's like, just please do it.
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And I'm just thinking to my head, you know, this would be kind of a funny story, and this guy's freaking out, so I just did it.
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That's funny, that's brave.
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So that was your first date.
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Yes, and taking a guy out with your friends on a first date.
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I know, and I was so new to it, and I didn't know how bad the apps were, but never again.
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I have never made that mistake again because he also sucked the whole night, was such a baby, saying, Oh, this place sucks and I'm not having fun.
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And at the end of the night, he even made me drive him home.
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Wow.
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Because he was like, I'm not taking an Uber.
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He lived five minutes away.
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And I was like, Can you like I want to stay out, I'm having fun, and he was like, Take me home now.
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Wow.
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So I never spoke to him again, but I should have just cut it off.
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I knew the moment I saw him I wasn't interested.
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Because that's a red flag for the future relationship.
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If he's having a panic attack about not having his neck shaved, think about how he's gonna handle other situations.
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Yeah.
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Also, why is that my issue?
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You should have been prepared if you knew you were coming out.
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I should have been shaved already.
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Yeah.
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Like, first of all, why didn't he get a haircut prior?
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Yeah.
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Second of all, like you show up and he's not ready.
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Like, isn't that typically the girl that needs a little extra time to get ready?
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It seems like everything he did was feminine because it's like begging for a ride home instead of just calling an Uber yourself.
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I'm sorry.
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Also, on top of that, when he was getting dressed, he was like, Does this outfit look okay?
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Or should I do these shoes and these pants and da-da-da?
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So it was like I was his mother, you know?
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Like he wanted a mommy, not a girlfriend.
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And he wonders why he's single.
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Right.
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Did you guys do like a FaceTime or something beforehand?
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Did so yes, and I should have known because he wouldn't show his face because he was like On the FaceTime?
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Yes, on the FaceTime because he was like, Oh, I'm I just look like shit.
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I just woke up, I don't look good, like I I want to shower first, and da da da da.
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I should have known.
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Also, like freshly single.
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I this was my first experience back into the dating world, and this happened.
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Did you schedule the FaceTime though, or was it just like spur of the moment you just decided to call?
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Just decided to call.
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Okay.
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Because I was like, okay, if I'm meeting this guy tonight, then I should at least be on a phone with him.
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And he was cool on the phone.
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Like, I would never have guessed that this man had social anxiety like he did.
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Did he look like his pictures?
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Uh he was kind of a catfish.
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Like one photo he kind of looked like, but you could tell it was very edited and face tuned.
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I'm sure that's why because how hard is it to not answer the FaceTime in the moment when you're not ready and then quick like throw a shirt on, maybe wash your face, like run a brush through your hair or something, and then call you right back in like five or ten minutes.
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Like it's not that hard.
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He didn't have to answer when you called and then not show his face.
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That's true, you know.
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That's yeah, that's what I would do.
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Because sometimes I don't like it when people FaceTime me out of the blue.
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Yeah out of the blue.
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I'm like, what the hell?
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I like a scheduled FaceTime, so I can at least like brush my teeth, you know.
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But I will say, I would just not answer, take a few minutes to quickly put myself on the bed and do a little do a little hoe bath and like call you mad.
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You know what I mean?
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Like pits in private, even though you don't even need to do that for FaceTime.
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Like FaceTime.
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Maybe it's spicy.
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I've just never had a guy even care about that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Usually that's again a feminine thing.
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It is.
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So yeah.
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So I have a question.
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So you are a realtor.
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Yes.
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Have you had any clients hit on you or be inappropriate?
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Uh yeah.
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I've actually had a fire clients because they had a wife and they would always want to go to dinner and talk about the sale of the house, all this stuff.
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And I'd be like, okay, well, where's your wife?
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Is she coming?
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Because she's also an owner.
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And he'd go, No, she's out of town, da da da, or you can just come over to the house and check it out.
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But it would be at like 7 p.m.
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on a freaking Friday.
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Like, I'm not stupid, but yes, that happens all the time.
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And I like one time I met a client at Global Ambassador, and the thing is they'll lead you on and say that they want to buy or sell, and they don't actually, they're just trying to get your attention.
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That happens a lot too.
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So I've been very stern.
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Like, I'm able to just shut it down to say this is only business.
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If we're not talking business, then we're not talking.
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Like if we're not signing something at this meeting, there's no point in having the meeting, basically.
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Dangle a carrot in front of you, and they're like, Oh, yeah, I actually want to buy.
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They don't want to buy.
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So they ask you to dinner to discuss, and you're like, you need to bring it pre-qual.
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Yeah.
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I'm like, all right, sign list.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Like, there needs to be paperwork at the meeting, otherwise, it's not.
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You're gonna need to sign the listing appointment on the frickin' dates.
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Yes.
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And then they probably expect you to pay too because it's a business.
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This is a write-on.
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You know what I mean?
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Because like the real the realtor will pay for it because it's the business for them.
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You know what I mean?
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Like typically.
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So it's like, let me take this girl out for a free date.
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Yeah.
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I don't know if you've experienced this, but for some reason, every guy has this dream of going to my open house and locking the door and getting nasty.
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And I'm like, I'm not doing that because unless you're gonna be paying me thousands of dollars, uh no, absolutely not.
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Also, I kind of like that fantasy.
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I'd be freaking out because cameras, people have a lot of cameras nowadays, yeah.
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Someone could just walk on in.
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I have signs everywhere saying, come to this house, come to this house.
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You know what I mean?
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I bet some people love the thrill.
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People love.
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I'm like, so how hard is it to get your real estate license?
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Oh my god! That's hard if you get your license just Well, you know what?
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That actually is kind of a kink for people in Paradise Alley.
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I have there's a story in our office where one of our luxury agents had an open house.
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They had this guy come in with a girl wearing a collar and she was on all hands and knees going, woof, woof, yes daddy, yes, daddy.
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Like he brought her in.
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He brought her in on a leash, she's on all fours.
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Okay.
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So they come in and then the agents were like, okay, we have to get them out of here, but they split.
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They like ran, split, and then met up in a in a room and locked themselves in the room and started getting nasty.
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And how do you explain that to a seller?
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By the way, these people just came in and they because they have a kink of getting it on at other people's houses, they called the cops, and the cops were like, Yeah, we've arrested them three times already for this.
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Yeah.
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Well, did you guys see the story about the couple that broke into moncherie and then started having sex in the restaurant?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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And they were arrested, right?
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They were arrested, but I'm pretty sure I thought I read something that they couldn't charge them for like the sex acts because I think they could see enough of it on camera to to know what they were doing, but couldn't see enough to actually prove it.
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Are you serious?
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I something like that.
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I thought it.
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I knew what they were doing.
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I thought I read.
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I thought I read something like that.
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Like they they were able to like press the charges for breaking and entering or whatever it was, but they weren't able to actually charge them with any sexual.
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See, that's the last thing I need.
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Some camera catching me.
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And no, not happening.
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Uh-huh.
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Because you know what?
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Everyone has these sneaky little cameras now and baby monitors that will listen.
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So people will actually listen to me what I say at open houses, and then the seller will text me and be like, oh, you handled that one well.
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Are you serious?
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I'm not kidding.
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Oh my god.
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I hate see, I don't like it.
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Or they're like, or they're like, it's not granite, it's marble.
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Get it right next time.
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Yeah.
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They're like, like one time an agent was like, hey, this is kind of creepy, but they're listening to everything you're saying and they've been super impressed with you.
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I was like, this is my fifth open house, and they've been listening this whole time.
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Oh my god, how crap.
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I wouldn't like that.
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I wouldn't like that because it makes you anxious.
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It would make me anxious and nervous about every little thing that I say.
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Did I handle that right?
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Are they gonna judge me?
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Are they gonna be offended?
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Yeah.
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Well, because when someone absolutely shits on the house, you don't want to be like, oh, well, it's actually stunning and you're wrong.
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So sometimes I'm always like, oh, I understand where you're coming from, but I could see how someone could listen to that and go, why did she agree with them?
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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Going back to the open house kinks, that's a great business idea for an OnlyFans model to get her real estate license.
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Because you know how there's professional dominatrixes out there because there's so many men with that kink.
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Guarantee you could make a crap ton of money if you offer that service.
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100%.
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I feel like you need to have a liability waiver though.
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Like you have to have the homeowner's sign.
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Sometimes I feel like that's how Scott Still Reals is work, though.
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I mean, it's just like sometimes I hear some crazy stories about people just sleeping with their clients to get these$12 million listings.
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I was gonna ask, I've heard that too, that there are some women that will do anything to get those high-end clients.
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Is that true?
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Oh, yeah.
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Um, but I that's why I pride myself in not being like that, because I'm not the girl you're gonna mess around with.
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So go get another one that will do it, but I I won't.
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But there is a story.
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Um, I was at a broker open, it was like a$15 million mansion, and that's the only time I hear rumors, okay?
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But people just come up and they want to talk in my ear about it.
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So I guess one of the girls who had the house listed, her first ever sale was$12 million because she slept with a client to get the listing.
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And then once the guy moved in, by the way, he was cheating on his wife, he divorced the wife, and that realtor moved in with him.
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No way.
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She hit the freaking jackpot.
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Yeah, she did.
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Well, I was gonna say, remember that time we were at that party and it was like a pre-Phoenix Open party back in like 2013.
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And there was women there that were literally there just to sleep with men.
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It was like a Thunderbirds party.
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They were there just to sleep with guys to get their Phoenix Open ticket.
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So it's like, if there's women willing to sleep with men for tickets to a sporting event, yeah, imagine like what they would do for a commission on like a$10 million house.
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Yeah.
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It's funny because those we were at that party and these girls came up to us and told us what the party was.
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They're like, you do know what this party's for, right?
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It's for women to come, pick which man they want, have sex with them for free tickets.
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And we're like, we were mortified because we were there, right?
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And then I thought she was kind of bitching about the situation and she was just as mortified as we were.