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July 23, 2025

Dating: Now with 100% More Red Flags and Zero Accountability šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

Stephen came home from Ukraine to surprise his partner of ten years—surprise! There was already someone else there… a 19-year-old hiding in his kid’s playroom. Among the stuffed animals. What followed? Full custody. A breakup...

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July 16, 2025

Meet the Parents? More Like Survive the Parents šŸ˜

Monique is back and bringing the chaos, the comedy, and the kind of dating stories that make you say ā€œgirl, HOW are you still alive?ā€ As a globe-trotting diplomat’s daughter with zero tolerance for red flags and all the love ...

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July 9, 2025

Swipe, Match… Fall In Love? 🤨

Forget the apps! Justin’s living proof that meeting someone at the gym, the grocery store, or even the bank still works. This divorced dad of four runs a killer construction business, raises MMA champs, and somehow manages to...

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July 2, 2025

The Good, the Ex, and the Creepy 😬

Dating in a town of 600 people? Shelby’s been there and yes, she’s probably dated someone you’re related to. šŸ˜… In this episode, she spills the tea on small-town romance, big-city ghosting, a marriage that ended at 28, and a b...

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June 25, 2025

Love in the Age of Micro-Cheating and Major Red Flags 🚩

James is a real-deal cowboy who still writes his number on napkins and yes, it actually works. This Cave Creek heartthrob joins us to talk about dating in dusty boots, spotting fake cowboys (ahem, ā€œdrugstore cowboysā€), and why he once got tangled up with a widow who slow-danced like a soulmate but …

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June 18, 2025

Swiped, Graded, Packaged: Dating Like It’s a Costco Meat Aisle šŸ›’

Michelle’s been teaching high schoolers for 20 years, so trust that her dating BS radar is elite. At 42, she knows what she wants, isn’t afraid to make the first move, and absolutely will walk out mid-date if a man smells like regret and Axe body spray. From gym flirtations to long-distance FaceTim…

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June 11, 2025

What Your Love Language Really Says šŸ‘€

Pam’s dating life? Absolute chaos, and we’re here for it. She once caught her live-in boyfriend cheating and pulled a full Jerry Springer move by hiding the other woman in the stairwell for a dramatic reveal. Iconic. From NFL flings with mugshots to men who think ā€œWhat's your favorite color?ā€ is de…

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June 4, 2025

Flirt Now, Read the Fine Print Later šŸ˜āœļø

What do you get when a charming Canadian moves to the U.S. with his dog, high hopes, and zero idea what American dating is really like? Absolute chaos. And a lot of great stories. JC thought he was entering the land of love a...

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May 28, 2025

Giddy Up, Boys: A Cowgirl’s Rules for Ridin’ Solo šŸ’…šŸ”„

Ready to wrangle some laughs and a whole lotta cowboy drama? Meet Cowgirl Alli — 32, child-free by choice, horse girl but not a ā€œhorse girl,ā€ and living in a town so small it makes your group chat look crowded. Alli’s dating ...

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May 21, 2025

A Guide to Red Flags and Regrets šŸ˜…

Think dating apps are a minefield? Try being a single dad with a 6’3ā€ frame, an ag degree, and zero time for filters or BS. Meet Paulo — farmer, world traveler, and real-life dating detective. From women who literally framed ...

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May 14, 2025

Love, Leases, and WTF Moments: Alli’s Dating Hell Tour šŸ šŸ”„

Meet Alli from the Valley, who went from living in her car to owning four homes, and somehow still finds time to date disaster after disaster. Alli’s got stories. From drug-dealing dates to guys who think "honesty" means ā€œI’m...

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May 7, 2025

Dating in Beta: Eric’s Analytical Quest for Love šŸ’”šŸ’•

What happens when a marketing guy turns dating into a full-blown science project? You get Eric, the human spreadsheet. He’s got stats on everything from match-to-message ratios to how many times he’s been ghosted mid-convo. Spoiler alert: it’s a lot. His dating history includes getting rated 0 out …

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April 30, 2025

Dating After Diapers: A Mom’s Swipe Saga šŸ˜…

Dating as a single parent? Claudia makes it look like a spy mission, and honestly, we’re taking notes. Between juggling kids, a career, and a COVID-era divorce, she’s not here for red flags or mystery men. That’s why she hire...

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April 23, 2025

Love Advice from a Divorce Lawyer?😬

Think marriage is forever? Think again. A veteran divorce attorney spills the tea on why relationships crash and burn—like the fact that 70% of divorces are initiated by women (90% if both partners have degrees). Yikes. We’re...

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April 16, 2025

Van Life Adventures: Heartbreak, Hitchhikers, and Love on the Go 🌟

What happens when you sell everything, your dream home, toys, and all, and move into a van? For Jared, it was the ultimate freedom move. Despite living the "good life" with mountain views and toys galore (motorcycles, boats, ...

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April 9, 2025

Alicia’s Dating Manual: How to Win Her Heart (Spoiler: It’s Not Easy)…

What happens when swiping left and right just isn’t cutting it? Alicia’s throwing out the old playbook and going viral with her "Dear Future Husband" posts on social media, cooking, cleaning, and living her best life, all whi...

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April 2, 2025

Love Bombing, Blue Eyes, and Saying "No, Bro"

Ever ignored your gut and paid the price ? Sam’s been there—so much so that she called off an entire engagement just because her stomach said nope . No proof, no drama, just a vibe check that turned out to be 100% right . Her...

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March 26, 2025

Ghosted… Literally: Dating After Death Gone Wrong šŸ‘»

Princeton’s story is wild!! Abuse, addiction, gangs, and a whole lot of masks just to survive. Married at 21, hoping to build the family he never had, he quickly realized trauma plus a wounded partner = disaster. Rock bottom ...

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March 19, 2025

Dating Disasters And Therapy Talks: Where’s The Exit?

Dating in Arizona is basically survival of the fittest. I t’s ranked the worst state for dating, and honestly… it shows. Between ghosting, catfishing, and not enough therapists to clean up the mess, it’s a total dumpster fire...

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March 12, 2025

Swipe Right, Regret Later: Tales from the Dating Trenches šŸ˜†

Dating these days feels like walking into a slaughterhouse! You’re either the butcher or the meat. Just ask Zoe, who found herself in the middle of a full-blown soap opera when her Uber-turned-date’s wife stormed the bar, bab...

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March 5, 2025

Flirt, Ghost, Catfish: Love’s Chaotic Triple Threat

Online dating is a freakin’ circus and we’ve got the receipts! From catfishing disasters (think: surprise spouse AND a face that belongs to someone else) to dating pro athletes who come with more red flags than a theme park, ...

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Feb. 26, 2025

How Kinky Is Your Partner? Take The Ultimate Test! šŸ”„

Modern dating is already a mess—throw in catfishing, kinks, and a dominatrix with wild client stories, and you’ve got an episode you can’t miss. First, we dive into a jaw-dropping catfishing saga that proves some matches are ...

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Feb. 19, 2025

Ready for Charming Pete? He’s Parking Hearts and Stealing Kisses!

Buckle up, because Pete is about to take you on a wild ride through one of the most unforgettable first dates ever. Drinks? Check. Dancing? Check. A surprise driveway encounter with his date’s son ? Oh yeah, it happened. This...

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Feb. 12, 2025

Love-Seekin’ Jenna: Love Quests and Naughty Adventures

What do a polyamorous Renaissance fair fan and a golf date disaster have in common? More than you’d think! Jenna’s got stories that will have you laughing, cringing, and maybe even rethinking your dating strategy. From unexpe...

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