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Welcome To The Meat Market

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Welcome to the meat market. The single scene is the slaughterhouse and we are here to devour it. We are your hosts. I'm Lindsay. I'm Jess. And today's sizzling single is Ali. Welcome.

SPEAKER_03 0:08

Nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_01 0:09

So I hear you're a stripper. How did you get into that?

SPEAKER_03 0:12

Yeah,

How Ali Gets Recruited To Dance

SPEAKER_03 0:13

actually, I got into being a stripper. I was found, I was at the top of the W dressed up as Roger Rabbit, half naked at a masquerade ball on Halloween. And I had this six-foot redhead dressed up as Jessica Rabbit, and we showed up in a pink Cadillac and just stole the show and was found at the top there just dancing by myself and was asked if I was a male stripper. No, no, I'm not. Definitely not. Never in my life have I thought about being a male stripper. So tell me more, right? Definitely like, tell me more. What is this about? He was like, You would do so great. You'd be perfect. Here's this guy's number. You should hit him up. He ended up putting us in a group chat. Uh, I hit him up and sent him over to my social media. He saw my socials and he was like, Yeah, you're probably good. Let's meet in person. Met him in person, and within like five seconds, he was like, Got it. You're in. Like, let me just have you come and watch the show first. And so I ended up going into the show, I think, that week. And this is the Hunkamania show in Scottsdale, Arizona. Hunkhamania. Hunkamania, yeah. So it's a Mel Review show. There's a couple agencies here in Arizona. That's one of the biggest ones. And then they show at Almost Famous in Scottsdale every Friday and Saturday.

SPEAKER_01 1:25

Where in Scottsdale?

SPEAKER_03 1:26

Almost Famous Club. It's a nightclub in Scottsdale. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

I've never heard of it.

SPEAKER_03 1:30

And right before then is a um like a drag show. So there's a drag show, and then you cut if you stay for that one, then there's a two-hour mail review show, and that's where I'm at. So I got tickets to see everything. And I went in and watched the drag show first and was mind blown for an hour, I think, like an hour and a half. And then the mail review show, and I was like, these are about to be my coworkers. Like I have to like slip to the back, so I'm not about to get fucking danced on by these dudes. Um, and and lucked out. Luckily, I didn't bring any money, and you could tease them with dollar bills. So I just sat in the back, shouted myself out, and got to watch everything go down. Um, told him later, I was like, Yeah, dude, I'm in. Let's do it. And I think a couple months later, I finally got a text on a Friday that was free. He said, Are you free tonight? I had zero plans, I had zero anything. Was just looking up at the gym, was like, it's my fucking day, dude. Like, today's my day. Like, I'm gonna do this. And I was nervous, but I was excited. And so I got dressed in what I would think a stripper would wear. He told me to dress like this, wear a black muscle shirt, wear this, and I was like, What under? I have no idea. I ripped out some jaguar like briefs, some jaguar print briefs, and I was like, Yeah, that's fine. That'll be good. Um, but I'm telling you, like when the smoke poofed out in the front, it's rainy men, the main dancers hit the floor, and then the rest of us go in and we do crowd work, and there's like 150 women in the crowd. And I immediately turned left and saw the first bride, and I just I've never in my life even straddled a woman outside of uh, you know, in that context. And so I remember pouncing up, grabbing her, and immediately just I hit flow state and I blacked the fuck out for like two hours. I mean, it was such a bomb, it was such a ride. I think I made like two or three hundred dollars that night just in cash, just in the tips, and that was only what was shoved into my underwear. I was happy to do, I was running laps to the back, was like, excuse me. And I would have to like dump dollar bills out, and then I'd come back and and do a little flip, pounce on the floor, jump hop on the next girl. And I'm telling you, like when I'm in there, I'm athletic. Like I'm I'm making the whole dance floor mine, the whole stage. I pounced and hunted down this like 65-year-old woman. I got a tipped really heavy to give her a dance, and I was like, which one? And she pointed to her, and there's a super old lady, and I was like, Oh, I'm done. Like, I got this, dude. And I hunted her down, went from the entrance, walked all the way around the tables. And I had by that time, I had most of her friends and family looking at me and seeing what I was doing, and she was completely oblivious. And I got to the point where I was able to crawl on all fours around her, around to the side of the table when she was distracted. And the moment she turned and looked at me, I was right here on the floor. And I grabbed both of her knees and I jumped up and I pounced and I landed on the side of the couch and I had her by her neck and her throat and her head. And it was literally like an attack. Like I big cat attacked that old lady and got showered with ones. But I'm telling you, like, I'm just given energy and experience that these people are paying for. Wow. And it's so fun. It's a two-hour thing. I'm done at 10 p.m. I'm not an actual stripper. I already come out naked. Like, I'm not taking clothes off. I'm not talking to people, I'm not manipulating, I'm not like trying to get them to give me money. I'm giving them an amazing time for two hours. I'm having a blast. They don't even know what I sound like, they don't even know my voice.

SPEAKER_01 5:00

So you're just wearing the thong?

SPEAKER_03 5:02

Oh, now I do. Yeah. Yeah, I have it on now. Now I do. I uh I was wearing like breeze at the time, and then I went over the next few months. I determined that the less clothes I have, the more money I make, regardless of the room they can put the money in. They fucking find places.

SPEAKER_02 5:24

Right.

SPEAKER_03 5:25

They started shoving shit in my socks and my boots, and I'm like crevices. Yeah, and some of the dancers will go up there and they'll stay in jeans sometimes, or they'll have like a vest on or something like that. I'm like, I'm in boots in a jaguar print thong, and I'm, you know, I'm just happening to dump loads out, but but it's people are calling me over, is a thing. You know what I mean? Because I'm the most exhibitionist of the of the strippers. I'm I'm the most comfortable.

SPEAKER_01 5:49

Sounds like you're a natural fit for this. Did they not train you? They just kind of threw you to the wolves.

SPEAKER_03 5:52

Yeah, 100%. Threw me to the wolves as like this guy's a professional stripper at a male review show. Here you go. And I was like, no, I'm not. But yes, I killed it. Yeah, I fucking killed it. And I've gotten better since then. I've learned a bunch of moves. Uh, today we're doing a food uh photo shoot, like a boudoir shoot in the desert for a cowboy theme. And then I've got to learn some more choreography. It's for its raining men. They're putting me in the main show and giving me my own like 12-minute sequence.

SPEAKER_01 6:19

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_03 6:19

And I'm an inmate, so I'm coming out in a full orange on orange that says inmate work release DOC number. My prop is handcuffs, um, and my entrance music is Twisted Transistor by Corn. And it's just gonna go into some Dragula and other stuff, and then halfway through it's Britney Spears Criminal, and uh or I'm in love with a criminal, or I'm in love with a yeah. I have like flipping it halfway through and it changed the dynamics of it. And as of right now, I have like the first three minutes choreographed, all the dance moves, everything. It's I I'm good, like I'm gonna figure this out. This is a side quest for me, but I'm but I'm gonna keep going into it until it no longer excites me. You know what I mean? And I don't know where it's gonna go.

SPEAKER_00 7:04

So you said you said this is every Friday and Saturday night?

SPEAKER_03 7:07

Yeah, every Friday and Saturday night.

SPEAKER_00 7:08

Okay, I just I'm usually there's girls night. Right?

SPEAKER_03 7:12

Yeah, I'm usually there like two to three um times a month, I guess, dancing. And then I do private shows as well, bachelorette parties. I can honestly make up my own rate on that one, but it is a professional experience, you know? So it is like an actual knock on the door and I'm a cop. I would be a shitty cop. You look at me and I'd be like, I stole these. Yeah, this is not my uniform.

SPEAKER_01 7:37

Do you get hit on by club people at the strip club?

SPEAKER_03 7:41

While I'm dancing, well, okay. If you It's not really a strip club, no, at the show. At the show, if you grabbing me and anywhere and everywhere and biting me anywhere and everywhere, hitting on me, yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. That happens all the time. I literally got bit like a month ago.

unknown 7:58

Dang.

SPEAKER_03 7:58

Mm-hmm. I did well, it was my fault. That was on me for putting it that close to her mouth. That was a hundred percent on me. I was she was on this like couch area, and I was over her, standing over her, and there was a guardrail, and I remember just like I was tired, it was like the end of the night. And so I was just leaning on the guardrail. I had all of my weight on this guardrail, and I'm just fucking breathing. Oh, and she gets me, she's fucking bites me, and I forgot I had my dick right in her face. I was there, I was there for too long, you know? So that was on me. But if other than that, hitting on that doesn't happen. I don't really get flirted with or hit on it outside of the show either. I shit you not. I might get a compliment like I love your jacket or I love your look. But no, they're not flirting with me.

SPEAKER_01 8:44

You

OnlyFans And Going Viral Through Hate

SPEAKER_01 8:45

do only fans as well, right?

SPEAKER_03 8:46

I do, yeah. I just started that a six months ago, also. Everything for me is six months. So I got online in November, December. Before that, I had zero online presence, zero. I was not on Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram, anything. So I started on Instagram, and then that's at like 25,000 now. I did TikTok. I have a couple accounts there at like 2,500, and then my Facebook, I just went public two months ago and that took off, and it's close to 15,000 in the last couple months. But it's previously just not doing anything, and so now I'm just putting myself out there. And whenever I did, when I started putting videos in me, I got more hate than I've ever received in my life from straight white men. That's the fucking demographic, guys. It's straight white men.

SPEAKER_00 9:30

That's who we get. Hate our most hate. So much hate.

SPEAKER_03 9:33

And you go to these guys' profiles, they have zero pictures, no profile at all. It's a troll account, which means that they log in and just just fucking talk shit. But how you do one thing is how you do everything. So if you're gonna wake up at 8 a.m. and talk shit to me, you're doing that all day, buddy. Like you're you're just an angry person. And that was the first time I'd been subject to so much hate. And then all the love came in. My first video that I produced hit a million views in like a week, and then uh like 5,000 uh gay comments, like over 5,000 gay comments, cornball. And it was me writing my Harley that said everyone wants to date a psychopath until someone tattoos it on their neck. Because it's I cover it, but it was pretty clear in the video, and that got so much hate that I it was shocking to me. But then it gave me 3,000 female only followers, and that was the trigger, and that was like the all right, well, let me do something else, and let me do something else. And I started making videos of me on my Harley and then in my Cadillac and then singing and then dancing, and then it's just lifestyle, and now it's just whatever the fuck I want to post. I posted a video about uh yesterday. I said, I just want to find a pretty princess who'll stick a finger on my butt occasionally, and I'm surprised the amount of DMs that I've received from that video. Apparently, hot chicks like butt stuff.

SPEAKER_02 10:48

That is hilarious!

SPEAKER_03 10:49

That's the thing. I'm finding so many hot women that are like, oh, now I'm interested in you. Like now it's a thing, you know? So I just post lifestyle and kind of funny stuff, and then from there the OnlyFans spawned because um tons of people wanted to see more than that, and I was like, why not? I made it seven dollars seventy-seven cents. Uh I get six bucks out of it. Um but it's fun. Yeah, I don't not posting wild shit on there, I'm just posting exactly what you want to see.

SPEAKER_01 11:16

Did you find it hard initially to deal with all the hate? Did that affect you?

SPEAKER_03 11:21

Oh, not at all. No, no, no, no. I've been getting hate since I was born. You know what I mean? I've been getting bullied and beat up. I lost my virginity at 20 years old. I kissed my first girl at 19. Uh, I didn't have any friends or anything growing up with definitely the ugly ducking. I was I joined the Marine Corps to like toughen myself up, you know, and that did its thing. And then after that, I was in a motorcycle club for years. I've already my man card is so fucking stamped and laminated. I'm not worried about that. That's why I'm in a crop top wearing pink. So the hate doesn't bother me at all. It was coming from NPCs in the simulation. The shit's not affecting player one, you know.

SPEAKER_01 11:56

Your profile

Near Death Experience And Spiritual Reset

SPEAKER_01 11:57

says that you awakened in May 2023. What happened?

SPEAKER_03 12:00

Yeah, awakened. Oh wow. Um my NDE. So that's what started this. That's why I am who I am. And near death experience. So my near-death experience is what started everything. My life prior to my NDE was violent, criminal, outlaw, angry, womanizing, just a dark person. And I was riding in a motorcycle club. I was the SA over there, and um just angry. And I had this extreme near miss on my Harley that set this course of events in my life and visions and downloads of information. Uh, and I've talked about on a couple podcasts, and it's pinned number one on my profile on my Instagram. I talk about my NDE and what happened, what transpired in that event. From that event, I went through the craziest depression of my life. I buzzed my hair like oh seven, like Britney. Like I just I was going through so much shit, and I could not recognize myself in the mirror. And then I started meditating, I started fixing everything, chasing like full sobriety, all that. And once I got into meditations and ice baths and more spiritual stuff, I started going down the rabbit hole and learning. And that's what it was. My spiritual awakening started by researching and going through podcasts and studies on consciousness, and I meditate several hours a day. Um, I don't listen to low vibrational music or other bullshit. I eat extremely healthy. My consciousness awareness rose significantly from 2023 to now, to where I now operate in a state of constant understanding that I am a spiritual being inhabiting a physical body, and this is nothing more than a dream holographic light matrix simulated environment that I am beaming myself down into to fully experience non-duality and the simple experience as it is right now. And that awareness has gifted me money, relationships, time, people, my own body bag, my own recognition of who I am and this alien that I'm you know inhabiting. And so that NDE was crazy. Not everyone has like a coming to God moment, but that was my coming to God moment. And past that, I was a satanic, just a mean person.

SPEAKER_01 14:08

Were you in jail? You said you had a criminal past. No, so I never got caught.

unknown 14:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 14:13

Yeah, that's the thing. So it's a smart one. Okay, I had a skill set coming out of the Marine Corps that as soon as I got out, I I used that skill set for the wrong activities, the wrong things, and got by. And then um, after the NDE, everything stopped. You know, I fixed my job, fixed my life, fixed everything. And then what happens when you find God is that He He destroys everything for you. That happens every time you think you found God. When I say God, I mean this great wonk and tonka, the universe, the spirit, the this unity collections, this consciousness that we're all a part of. That's what happens. And he stripped everything from me. We even took my fucking hair. I took everything. I didn't hit the gym for a year. I lost my body, lost everything. I had a bunch of unfinished tattoos, my money went down the trail, I lost my businesses, my cars, everything started breaking down. Then I lost my wife, then I lost everything. She left. She she couldn't hold once I got baptized. That frequency could no longer stand, right? And so she was a devout atheist. That couldn't happen. When I'm learning that this is a fucking dream and that the reality is beyond this, uh, I can't convince someone that has no belief in life after death, or has no belief in manifestation, no belief in aliens, no belief in anything, no belief in anything you can't see, hear, or touch. Um, and then found out that she has, I think it's like aphantasia or aphasia, where you can't visualize stuff in your brain. And then I found out that she's does not have that in her voice talking to her. So there's so many disconnects where we where the interject wasn't gonna work out. But the way she left was God stripping her from me, right? So he stripped everything from me. He left me alone in that home for months and months and months, and that's where I blossomed was last year.

SPEAKER_01 15:54

Are you

Dating Apps Anxiety And Getting Stood Up

SPEAKER_01 15:55

dating now?

SPEAKER_03 15:56

I am dating, yeah. I've been dating for oh my fuck, dude. These apps are not what they used to be. Tinder, I used to be able to get laid. I cannot get laid on Tinder to save my life anymore. I'm on the apps, I've been dating for so I've been single for about 15 months. I have been dating actively for like the last 10. So about five months of not dating, fixing myself. I did immediately go to dating apps because I go to Costco with the gym and that's it. I'm not gonna meet people out there in in in real life. So um dating apps are shit. They're just not and what I'm happening is I've been stood up more in my more in my life than I've ever really yeah, the last four times in a row.

SPEAKER_01 16:34

They just don't show up.

SPEAKER_03 16:35

The last two months. Well, actually, I did have one girl come out of the woodworks and say hey, and she actually did meet me. She did say that she was shaking in her boots when she saw me, and the whole time she was so fucking nervous. But I'm like, dude, at least you met me. And then we beat cheeks for like two weeks. And it was, dude, it finally, but for two months straight, I got stood up over and over and over again from online dating because they would see my social media. And two of them sent me texts. The text messages read that I'm too big of a personality, too out there, too loud, um, too much. I'm sorry, it's just not gonna work out. One of them said that they didn't think that I would like them enough. Uh, but basically it's just nervous, very insecure, very scared women to meet them.

SPEAKER_01 17:17

Don't they know all this before they scheduled the date? Like they just didn't show up.

SPEAKER_03 17:22

Okay. I mean, it would be like I would immediately say yes to a date with like Angelina Jolie, right? Leading up to that date, you're not gonna think I'm gonna shit myself. That's what happens. I think that's what happens. Uh, is that I think they're just getting in their heads, getting in the heads, and and they're freaking out, or they'll like the last one did research on me, and I was like hoping that she didn't. I was like, don't like, don't look me up, don't fucking Google me. She Googled me, and every girl's gonna Google. So now I have all my all my businesses are linked to me. Oh, they're all named after Ally Cat. And then my social media is there. So uh that one is the real Ally Cat. And anyway, that's what she went. She went to that, saw that I had an OnlyFans, saw that I'm making like Hoochie Daddy videos, saw that I'm fucking thirst trapping, uh, you know. But the thing is, is that Hoochie Daddy videos?

SPEAKER_00 18:10

I love it.

SPEAKER_03 18:11

I was my all my videos are thirst traps. If I was 350 pounds, they wouldn't be. That's not fair.

SPEAKER_00 18:18

Well, and to be successful on social media, you have to be extreme. Yeah, you know what I mean? Not you're not an extreme person 24-7, you know. That's you can't be extreme when you're meditating, okay?

SPEAKER_03 18:31

Besides medit, do you understand how I meditate?

SPEAKER_00 18:34

No, please elaborate.

SPEAKER_03 18:36

Even, even, even the meditational, like I drove a pink little road strip here and I was listening to Pink Pony Club as I rounded that corner. That's and that's not on camera. That's the thing, is that I'm times 10 what people see on social media. They think that they see that. I'm like, that's only because I had the camera here for five seconds. If I put down the camera the whole rest of the day, I'm doing cool shit that I can't hold the camera towards. I can't film it. Uh, when I'm doing meditations, depending on it, like on the Lionsgate portal, I had a sexual meditation. I had an actual like uh a thing. I used a mirror, got naked, had um a machine hooked up and uh this is a meditation had this had this you know like a like what kind of machine? Yeah, like a fucking machine, but with a pussy attachment. Like a yeah, and I'm and I sat on this chair. What? And it's a thrusting machine, and it's like a like a pocket pussy, but like big, like a pocket pussy hooked up to a suction cup, hooked up to a rod, hooked up to a machine that fucks it's yeah, so it's like a dildo, but not it's the pussy, it's the man version. Yeah, so I have like a $400 fucking machine set up, and I and I, this is just one. So you're like, I'm not extreme when you meditate, and I had to bring this up because it was. And as I'm meditating and getting jacked off by this fucking machine, this is I've never done this before in my life. It happened once, but I it's phenomenal. I literally posted on Instagram, but I was like, you guys would not even believe what the fuck just happened. Uh but I ended up just doing this meditation in my head and visualizing. So I wake up, I basically try to drop into a different, like a theta brainwave state, kick on my frontal cortex and go into a visualization manifestation of what I want my life to be, what I want it to look like, the what I look like, how I feel, what I'm smelling in the air. And I'm completely putting myself into this futuristic version of me while experiencing pleasure. So it was kind of like a dual type of meditation. And I ended up coming right at the peak of my manifestation, like right in this like yellow Lamborghini, like in my head. And it was this wild thing. And I shut the machine off, and I just remember vibrating and fucking shaking because I've never in my life had a fucking orgasm like that. And I was like, dude, that was fucking, I can't tell anyone that ever. And here we are, the world, baby. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 21:04

So, what type of girl are you looking for? Do you meet someone that's wild?

SPEAKER_03 21:08

So, this last one that I was with had a um a split tongue and crazy tattoos and everything. Not my cup of tea. It's not. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't want to do it prior. And then I was curious, and so I was like, Yeah, let me see what these alt baddies are about because I'm an alt baddie. And it's not my cup of tea.

SPEAKER_00 21:23

I like uh that's what I was gonna ask. If you were more into our alternative, looking real sweet women.

SPEAKER_03 21:30

I love traditional women, I love sweethearts, girl next door, little to no tattoos, uh blondes traditionally, but I mean it's energy and it's cuteness, it's sweetness. I'm beast, I need beauty. I it's I'm a beauty in the beast vibe. Like, I love being that like wild man, and then having this little buttercup princess next to me, this like in a sundress and heels, and you know, like I'll hand her cash. Here's your like I'll make sure you're happy. But it's like having it's arm candy.

SPEAKER_00 21:58

It's cute.

SPEAKER_01 21:58

I can see it.

SPEAKER_03 21:59

Yeah, for sure. I like little little princesses.

SPEAKER_01 22:02

Do you have any crazy date stories? Disastrous date stories?

SPEAKER_03 22:05

Oh, disastrous date stories. I've had a date with a girl that wouldn't make eye contact. That was super weird. I still had sex with her, but that's because we didn't need we didn't have to have on the city.

SPEAKER_00 22:13

You don't need eye contact, yeah. No, no.

SPEAKER_03 22:14

I was like, let me get rid of let me get this dinner over with so we can move on. Uh and we did, but the whole day was you imagine having a conversation with someone that was just fucking talking to the walls the whole time. And then she would glance and be it'd be farther away now. And she was just oh fucking nervous, man. Just having a time. It was so bad. And and I was trying to like chase her eyes. I was like, just look at me. I don't understand.

SPEAKER_01 22:40

When you do OnlyFans, do you have a partner or do you just do solo stuff?

SPEAKER_03 22:44

I've only done solo stuff. And I don't even like I'll make some videos, but my OnlyFans is mainly just pictures of stuff. So you'll go to my Instagram and you'll see like a picture of me in the mirror, and then you go to my OnlyFans, same picture, naked, right? It's exactly what you wanted. You're on OnlyFans, you're like, I fucking wish. And I'll be like, this is seven dollars. Seven dollars. And I'll get you one tomorrow and two days from now, maybe a week.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

Have you ever been cheated on? Or have you ever cheated?

SPEAKER_03 23:09

Ooh, I've never cheated. So I've never cheated on anyone. Have I been cheated on? I don't know. I don't know. I don't think so. You know, it's crazy that cheating is pretty prominent in everyone's relationships, not in mine. My last relationship was seven years. I never cheated on her. I'm pretty sure she never cheated on me. I've never had to worry about anyone cheating. And if somebody did cheat, I would just move the fuck on. Like, dude, come on. Because I'm me. I'm like, all right, like you're that sucks for you, dude. I'm done. Like I'm I'm out. And then I know for a fact I'll be able to upgrade. That's the thing, is that I know for a fact if I leave you, I'll find someone better.

SPEAKER_01 23:47

Have you ever walked out mid-date?

SPEAKER_03 23:49

Oh, I didn't even walk into a date with this girl because she was shaking. Yeah, I showed up wearing all white, white pants, white, white Levi's, white shoes, white, white, white. I don't know why. It was like a day. And um, and I went to meet her at for lunch, and we I met at the corner, and she was fucking divisibly like chihuahua shaking. And I was and I was like, fuck, dude. And I was I noticed it immediately. And I was like, shit. And I went to like, I was like, hey, I'm Allie, you know, gave her a hug. And I was like, holy fuck, dude. She's like shaking. Why? And I was uh and the the restaurant we needed to go to was like right up the street, right up the street. I got halfway there. And I was walking with her to the restaurant and she was matching my footsteps. Uh when I stopped, she stopped abruptly. So I started and I was like, Oh, I'm definitely gonna fuck with her. And so I was like walking, I was just fucking stutter stepping, just kind of figuring out to see how like tight this trauma was to my hip. Dead tight, couldn't do it. It was freaking me out. And so I was like, hey, hon, I'm gonna go ahead and call the date. I'm so sorry. I was like, you're just very, very, very nervous, and I could guarantee you that this is not gonna get better if I'm across the dinner table looking at you. And she was like, No, I'm so sorry, it's gonna get better. I was like, honey, it's not. Give me a hug. I'm so sorry. And I gave her a hug, and I'm sure she was very, very upset. And then she walked that way, and I turned around. I ended up running into a guy from church that I hadn't seen in like four months. And I turned around right into him. I fell into his chest, and I was like, Hold me. Just hold me. He's like, Why? And I was like, Is she gone? Just hold me, dude. And he fucking held me for like five minutes until she left.

unknown 25:25

That's fine.

SPEAKER_03 25:26

And I imagine she turned around and was like, What the fuck? Yeah, so I've I've done that. I've walked out on dates before, not meaning, but not, but like very, very nicely. Like, hey, I just don't see this is gonna work out. Thanks for the date. This is why we do dates, this is why we do dinner, things like that. But afterwards, we had like plans to do XYZ. So I had to tell her right then and there, hey, we're we're gonna be done. And then instead of finishing dinner, she like called herself an Uber. And I was like, dude, this is you're telling me I get two plates of food right now. Like, I was fucking stoked. Not only did I not have to sit across the table for this lady, I didn't have to drive her home, and I bought and paid for both of my meals.

SPEAKER_00 26:06

I imagine I imagine you represent yourself fairly accurately on the dating profiles, right? Like your pictures, are like your but your pictures are what you look like.

SPEAKER_03 26:16

100. I have videos. So I have my videos up there.

SPEAKER_01 26:19

I'm also your Instagram and your TikTok are never accurate.

SPEAKER_00 26:22

So it's makes me feel like how are then are you so nervous to meet you or like off putting you know what I mean? Like it's anxiety. What the deal is.

SPEAKER_03 26:30

People have a lot of anxiety nowadays. Maybe I wouldn't really, it's I can't compare myself to them because I'm not gonna have anxiety if I met someone crazy. Like I think I would just be excited. I'd be like, I'm a puppy dog. Like, you know, I'd be super happy. But a lot of women, women don't know how to control their anxiety. Yeah, and that's when it comes out into super nervousness saying what they don't want, or when they if they do make it past the first date and they get a second date or a third, they just dude, it's now now they're so worried about losing me, they will self-sabotage the living fuck out of themselves. They're so worried about making me happy or satisfying me or making sure that I'm good that they'll just sabotage themselves and make it to where I don't want to see them anymore, or I'm just can't. I'm like, you're already crazy attached and I've only seen you once.

SPEAKER_00 27:16

Self-sabotaging, like, and how does that manifest usually with like insecurities around what you do and you're on the case?

SPEAKER_03 27:24

A lot of the women will call it before I call it. Okay, they'll call it before I call it, which surprises me, which means that I'm getting dumped. So I am getting dumped like a significant amount of times. I would say probably half the times that I'm not seeing these women, it's their call. Um, and they're like, uh, they'll say something, and the moment I see them pull back, I'm I'm done. I'm out. Like, cool shit, dude. You settled it. Like, I was gonna do this two days from now.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:47

So um I'm out, and but they'll they'll do that in their way. And so they'll they'll break up. Um, the last one had a major issue because I wasn't making out with her for like extended periods of time. I didn't find her that attractive to be fucking just making so I don't know. It feels bad. I don't feel bad, but it wasn't like super attractive enough to be making out for long periods of time. But that was the thing, and because I wasn't making out for long periods of time, she kept bringing up multiple things, multiple dramas, multiple fights, and to the point where I was like, all right, now I'm done. Like, you know what I mean? You we could have just built up to that. We've only been seeing each other for a week.

SPEAKER_00 28:21

Yeah. Are you ready for it? I'm ready for it.

When It Is Time To Break Up

SPEAKER_00 28:23

They keep more minute brought to you by Tactical Tax Strategies. They help you keep more in your wallet, we help you keep more in your relationship. This one is a question, it's a quick question. How do you know it's time to break up with your partner? I've been thinking about it for a while, but I'm also a chronic overthinker and have a few mental health issues. So, how can I differentiate between anxiety and genuinely wanting to break up? I appreciate that this isn't an easy question to answer and is different for everyone, but I'd like to get a few other people's insights.

SPEAKER_01 28:56

I feel like if you're thinking of breaking up, then he's not the one for you.

SPEAKER_00 28:59

This is how like we were just talking about this.

SPEAKER_03 29:02

Yeah, that's crazy. That's such a good question. And they're like, I appreciate that everyone's gonna have different answers. Yeah, if you're already thinking about breaking up, then it's pretty much time for you. I'd like so too. It's crazy because it is because you're not thinking about breaking up. That thought isn't yours, that thought was here and it was planted into you, and now you have it. Yeah. So if you're like someone would never think about it. If you're thinking about it, yeah, then it's already time. Um, and and then honestly, being alone should not scare people. I have found that over the last year and a half, being I love being alone, dude. I am the coolest fucking person. I watch always what I want to watch on TV. I always watch the coolest shows, I listen to the coolest music. I fuck the shit out of myself. Like, I don't need anyone. I have I have no need for a female part. Okay, sometimes I can't get my t-shirt off if it's really tight and I'm sweaty. But other than that, I'm cooking my own food, doing my laundry, taking care of my home, my dog. Like, I don't, and so being alone is is gotten to be amazing and it's gonna be scary eventually when that becomes better than never being with someone else. Uh, but people shouldn't fear being alone, you know. And so honestly, the moment you think about if I should be with that or shouldn't be with that person, yeah, just cut it. Don't don't worry about, well, then I'm gonna be alone and then I'm gonna be sad because I'm eating meals alone. I'm gonna be sad because on this. I'm like, yeah, but you're you're ruining an opportunity for yourself to meet someone else eventually.

SPEAKER_01 30:27

You know, don't they always say if you're not happy alone, you can't be happy in a relationship.

SPEAKER_03 30:31

Yeah, that's the thing, is people, yeah, they're not happy. They're not happy with themselves. It's internal love for yourself. You have to have this internal love. You can say it's narcissistic, but I used to fucking hate myself. I used to despise myself. I was suicidal, I was ugly, I was fat, I was and so now I love myself, and that's what it is is like the love for myself has made me get into the gym. It's made me finish my tattoos, it's made me get the fuck up, sober up, get to work, do what I know I'm supposed to be doing, handle my business the way I'm supposed to do. I love myself so much that I'm respectful to other people that I'm loving to other people because I want them their perception of me to be good, right? Because I care for myself, and so I think it starts as an internal love that just pours out.

SPEAKER_00 31:12

Do you have another job besides the social media and the dancing?

Day Jobs Side Quests And Fan Demographics

SPEAKER_03 31:16

Yeah, so those aren't even really jobs. So I have a legitimate business. I have a legitimate life insurance business. So I sell life insurance, I'm in high-ticket remote sales.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

I would never have thought about it.

SPEAKER_03 31:26

Alleycat agency. Yep, I know I've been doing life insurance sales for two years. I'm a fully disabled veteran. And um, I have a rental company that I'm about to disband that's still up and moving. Just started a day trading firm called Alicat Uh Financial. That hasn't made any money yet, but that's going to. So I just run businesses and I do them extremely well. My life insurance agency makes decent. Um, it has a ton of overhead. There's a shit ton of business overhead with running with leads and marketing, but um, yeah, so I have legitimate stuff. And then the side hustles, the side quests in my video game are the dancing and the only fans. Only fans, I have never cashed out. I don't even know how much I have in there. Um, maybe like a grand, a couple grand in there in a few months.

SPEAKER_00 32:14

Do you have a lot of men subscribers, or is it women? Like, what is your content? What are you getting as far as like viewers of the channel?

SPEAKER_03 32:21

I'm initially shocked on Instagram that 70% of my followers are female. Um, Facebook, it's 90%. Facebook out of the 15,000, 90% female. That one's an overwhelming majority female. Uh, TikTok is 60% men, 60 or 70% men. Um, and I'll bring some up about TikTok because I'm something's happening over the last few days. I uh and then my OnlyFans is half and half, and that's what I was shocked. It started with a lot of women subscribers, and then being the first time they've ever bought an OnlyFans. Like they've never found a man attractive enough to go buy OnlyFans, and now they're they're signing up, creating a profile anonymously, randomly to go look at my dick. Great, love it for you. They're middle-aged women, you know, married most of them, I think. I'm like pretty sure. Like I have a certain demographic that's that's that's hidden for me, and it's 25 to 45 uh married women.

SPEAKER_00 33:17

Interesting kids. Probably like in very vanilla relationships, I would imagine.

SPEAKER_03 33:22

And they're they're they're with men who would judge a guy that look like. Yeah, they're with men who would be like, oh what a faggot.

SPEAKER_00 33:29

He's they're with the guys, they're with the the middle-aged, straight white men who are commenting that you're a homo on your Instagram pages.

SPEAKER_03 33:36

Like those aren't their husbands, and they're angry people and they're and they're and they're those guys yell at their wives and they get angry and they're like, Why can't you just figure out what the fuck we want for dinner? And just dude, I haven't been angry in two years, brother. Like, you're not gonna give me mad. It's crazy. So I think that's what it is is an energy thing. They've just been around these succubuses for years and they've done had babies with these NPCs, and now it's time to uh find something exciting. And so they're subscribing. I've had some requests, some I'll say yeah to, some I won't.

SPEAKER_01 34:04

What is the craziest thing someone's asked?

SPEAKER_03 34:06

Oh, $20 for a video of me pissing.

SPEAKER_01 34:09

What?

SPEAKER_03 34:09

I was like, don't put a price tag on every piss I ever take now. You're telling me that I could be making a hundred bucks a day, right? Five pisses a day.

SPEAKER_00 34:18

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 34:18

Um, but that was that was the wild video is easy. And I know that people, women get crazy fucking requests, and that's because men are crazy. Men are the wild ones. Men, they're not my, not the guys that subscribe to me because they know I'm straight and they they see it in my profile pictures. So I have about 40% men on my out of the 25,000 on Instagram. But if you go to my comment section, no, there's not a single comment from men. They're liking it, but they're not coming, they're not making themselves known that they're obsessed. They're just kind of in the background watching. And I think that's cool because it would be a little bit weird for me to have to type to respond to all these men.

SPEAKER_00 34:52

They're doing hard eyes, like putting hard eyes on your photos. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I'm not, yeah, I can't heart that, dude.

SPEAKER_03 34:57

And I feel weird not, you know, not liking yours, but then liking Bethany's, you know? It's cool. She can hard eye me. It's it's it's just also I don't want the algorithm to start pushing my stuff out to men. I do know that men pay more and they're known to pay a lot more, and and I get it, but I'm not doing this for money. I'm not in the OnlyFans or adult industry from money. I'm here to have fun. I'm literally just here to fuck, have fun, have a great time doing it. I was in a relationship for seven years, was untouched, unloved, unwanted. We stopped having sex, everything. So to go from unwanted after seven years to a male stripper with social media following and back in the dating scene was so crazy. And it took a while for me to get my discernment up to where now I'm not sleeping around anymore. I'm I I say no to 90% of the offers that come forward. Yeah. But it took a year to get there. Yeah, I had to test everything else.

SPEAKER_00 35:50

Always, yeah, I gotta get out of your system.

SPEAKER_03 35:52

Yeah, there's a lot in my system, apparently.

Thailand Stories And Pay Your Sex Workers

SPEAKER_01 35:54

So you made a comment that you were in the military and you guys went to Thailand, and 80% of the men came back with chlamydia.

SPEAKER_03 36:00

Oh, fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:01

So I saw this TikTok of this doctor who uh spoke about his most bizarre case, and it was freaking crazy. Listen to this guy. So his patient went to Thailand, got drunk, went home with a prostitute. He was too drunk for anything to be completed, if you know what I mean. So he refused to pay her. And he passes out in her apartment. Three weeks later, when he's home, he went to the doctor's peeing blood and was really uncomfortable. He held out for three weeks, hoping it would go away, but it didn't. He thought he had gonorrhea. So the doctor gave him gonorrhea treatment, but it still didn't go away. The doctor then sent him in for an X-ray. His bladder contained 15 hair pins. While he was passed out, the prostitute who he didn't pay spent the night pushing hair pins down his penis, down his willy. Isn't that cringe? Like disgust.

SPEAKER_03 36:58

Oh, backwards because the ball, and then it's a hairpin. So she is you she put it in and then used the other one to push that one in deeper and then use the other one in deeper. Oh, you pay your prostitutes, you son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_00 37:09

That is the lesson. Holy paying while you're a prostitute.

SPEAKER_03 37:13

I'd rather get beat up. We we had this uh transvestite prostitute in Thailand who was seven foot tall, nicknamed Godzilla, and she put a Marine in the hospital. I would have rather gotten beat the fuck up by Godzilla, dude. Yeah, and we went to Thailand, spent a couple weeks there. We had one of my buddies, he got he slept with like three prostitutes in the two days that they were there, three days, something like that. And the last one was 50. Something he said that she was at least 50. He's like, she was at least in her 50s, and she used Germax as lube.

SPEAKER_00 37:49

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 37:52

I'm telling you, and these dirty marines don't give a shit. Like, I didn't sleep with one, but there's a reason. I did have uh I went and got a soapy, which is a full body oiled up massage by some little Taiwanese lady. And I didn't know what a soapy was at the time. So my little I'm like 20 years old, 21 years old. I'm I'm in Thailand. I'm in, they walk me into this building, and there's this huge glass case, and there's a bunch of steps. And all of a sudden, these hundred women come out with numbers, all one from a hundred lined up. And they give me this thing of champagne. I'm drinking champagne. Uh, and they're like, pick your number. I figured out what they were saying, you know. I had a menu in front of me, and it ended up being like 45 bucks US. Like 40, yeah, it's like 50 bucks. And I got to pick one. I picked the most like normal looking one, American one. She was like five foot two, small boobs small butt. I was like cute, had a cute face. I didn't know what a soapy was. Looking back, I could I would have picked number like 32, who was like 180 pounds and had just, you know, with a full-figured woman. Anyway, she gets me upstairs and basically gives me a bath because it's Thailand, I guess, and everyone's dirty. So that was the first thing is I got a bath. Uh and then she put me on the bed, and the bed was this like float of float like this mattress, this inflatable mattress, just covers it in oil and gives me a massage using her body on my body. So next thing I know, I have this like little Taiwanese lady rubbing from fucking head to toe her 114-pound body on my and I was just so uncomfortable. It was so annoying having this little fucking creature. And I was like, dude, I so obviously I didn't I didn't want it anymore. We actually just sat and watched soccer for like 45 minutes because she wouldn't let me leave. I was like, she's like, no, I was like, she was gonna get in trouble if I backed out. I had her paid for an hour. So we sat there and watched FIFA for 45 minutes. That was my one hooker experience. And I remember like getting back on the boat and being like, dude, number 32 had a rack hard, dude. But it was too late. That was that was Thailand. Thailand was over. I'm done with that. I'll never go back.

Scott Peterson Documentary And Reasonable Doubt

SPEAKER_01 39:58

Now it's time for the celebrity cup. Well, we marinate in the juices of the celebrities. Did you guys, you know the Scott Peterson case with Lacey Peterson? Did you see that there's a new documentary that's coming out that claims to have evidence that show proves he's innocent? Yeah, there are, I guess, five pieces of forensic evidence that could lead to his freedom. He's been in jail for 20 years. And if you look at like if you read the article, it seems like he could be innocent, guys. Like, can you imagine if he's innocent and he's been in jail for 20 years? So I guess the number one thing, the burglars. So do you remember have you seen the documentary? So you but you know what happened, right? So I guess across the street, his neighbors were burglarized. Um, and authorities interviewed them but threw away the videos, threw away the interviews with the burglars. With the um the burglars, yeah. They were sent to jail and they interviewed them, but then threw away the interview. And I guess a mile down the road there was a van that was burned that had their DNA all in it. So now prosecutors are saying Lacey Peterson could have interrupted the burglary and then they kidnapped her and killed her because she saw what happened. And I guess there's um a lot of witnesses that saw her after Scott had left to go fishing, multiple witnesses, but they never came forward to the stand. Like all these And he was accused of killing his wife, and the unborn baby Connor, their son. And then prosecutors.

SPEAKER_03 41:26

And it could have been a burglary that she witnessed and was snatched in, and then witnesses came forward.

SPEAKER_01 41:32

Yeah, and then also I guess remember how he apparently bought a boat but kept it hidden in storage from her and never told her about it. And that's the boat that he disposed of the body of. I guess forensic evidence now has come forward with um handwritten notes that she using handwriting analysis claims that she had written these notes about equipment that she was gonna buy for the boat, which disproves the theory that he had this boat in storage as a you know, way to dispose of the body, never told her about it because she's writing what she's gonna buy for the boat. Anyways, apparently there's all this evidence that proves he is innocent. It's a it hasn't come out yet, but I can't wait to watch it.

SPEAKER_03 42:11

Yeah, I mean, I guess we'll see what's gonna happen with that after 20 years. What are you really gonna do anymore? So also it's like very. So if you're telling me if he's innocent, then he lost his wife, his baby, yeah, and then was thrown in prison for 20 years.

SPEAKER_01 42:24

Yeah. I mean, you know it does happen where innocent people are but can you imagine? It does. I just I don't know. How does that happen? Let's just say he is proven innocent with this forensic evidence that's come forward. Does he sue? Can he get millions of dollars like for the 20 years that he's lost? How does that work? Can he sue the legal system for Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_03 42:43

Most people that get out somehow, I don't know. Either he's gonna get made, he's gonna get money. I think America will hopefully provide with his a book that he's gonna write and a show that he's gonna open up a some sort of GoFundMe type thing of like, you know, just honestly have his name and then write dang. I wonder, dude. That's the whole bio.

SPEAKER_00 43:07

I feel like it's too far-fetched. Like the the she caught burglars and they kidnapped her and can't. I just it's too yeah, I don't know. It's too like something out of a movie.

SPEAKER_01 43:19

I guess we'll see when it comes out.

SPEAKER_00 43:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:22

Now

Rapid Fire Red Flags And Dealbreakers

SPEAKER_01 43:23

it's time to get to know you as Zoey, sponsored by Zoeya, your neighborhood yoga. Rapid fire questions. Red flag or no, they still follow their ex on Instagram.

SPEAKER_03 43:32

Yeah, red flag. I don't even follow people I don't talk to no more.

SPEAKER_01 43:35

Bad tip they're a bad tipper.

SPEAKER_03 43:37

Uh red flag.

SPEAKER_01 43:38

They have no social media.

SPEAKER_03 43:40

Red flag.

SPEAKER_01 43:41

Where should you not take someone on a first date?

SPEAKER_03 43:44

Oh fucking Where should you not take someone on a first date? A rave or a rager, like a massive concert. Like, don't do that to me again.

SPEAKER_01 43:54

Is watching porn considered cheating?

SPEAKER_03 43:56

No.

SPEAKER_01 43:57

Before your intimate, is it appropriate to ask your date how many people? They decide with.

SPEAKER_03 44:01

No.

SPEAKER_01 44:01

Is it acceptable to have sex on a first date?

SPEAKER_03 44:04

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 44:04

Do you have any secret talents or something about you not many people know?

SPEAKER_03 44:08

Fucking it. That was a string of questions. I immediately wanted to jump sexual into that question. Fuck, dude. No. You guys already know my stripper.

SPEAKER_01 44:21

And in one sentence, why should someone date you?

SPEAKER_03 44:24

I'm a lot of energy.

SPEAKER_01 44:26

Yeah. And last but not least, what is your favorite sexual position and why?

SPEAKER_03 44:30

Ooh. Demonstration. No, I'm excited. Um doggy style. Like an over, like a standing over pile driving down doggy style, hair in my neck, other hand wrapped around the fucking throat, domineering. Given it. Yeah, that's my absolute favorite.

SPEAKER_00 44:48

It's always so descriptive when it's doggy style. But and also, also before we go, where I we didn't ask this question, but we often do. And I'm

Go To First Date Plan

SPEAKER_00 44:57

interested to hear your answer on where is your go-to first date spot?

SPEAKER_03 45:02

Where do you take a girl to first date? Uh actually, what I'll do is um if they're cool, if they're comfortable, I'll have them meet me. I have a bunch of different cars, and so I'll we'll pick one of the cars that I have and go for a cruise. I live in downtown Chandler, and so I typically I'll say, Hey, meet me here. If you like if they want to come in and see the house, they can, but we'll just usually hop in the car and we'll take a top-down cruise, smoke a joint, whatever if you smoke. If not, it's cool, and then go downtown Chandler and I will go to it, depends on the day of the week, but I'll go to like Perch Brewery. I love the something that's nice. I'll park right up front and go up to Perch Brewery, either have one drink. I keep drinking to an absolute minimal on first dates because I don't drink, I'm sober, and so I'm not gonna immediately do something I'm not comfortable with just to show you, you know, because most people, if I'm interested in you, it's probably because you're not a big alcohol or a drinker, anyways. But I just go to downtown Chandler and it's relaxed. And we'll go to chop shop, get juice, smoothies. Um, coffee late at night's weird. Uh sometimes I feel like it's that's a go-to thing, but you can also do a million other things outside of coffee if the goal is to just meet someone and talk to them. And so, but I'll I'll drive downtown Chandler and it's always something um casual where it's supposed to be me and you in a good setting, maybe some live music, maybe a drink, some light food. A first date setting should not be this super romantic, pressurized situation. It should be enjoyable to get ready for the first date, meet up with the first date. You're gonna be nervous for the first five minutes, and then after that, it should be this this literally just meeting someone for the first time, seeing them, talking to them, getting to vibe them out, uh, and it and it rolls smooth. So, yeah, I'm I'm doing like a downtown sunset cruise and taking you to a drink, you know, and chatting. But it's it's really personal. And then after that, I'm I'm bold. I'll tell you exactly what I plan on doing right at the dinner table, right to your face. Like, I'll ask, you know, maybe I'll ask, maybe I'll tell, but I'll you'll figure it out. And then from there, we already have the game plan down for the rest of the day, and then I'll escort you back to my car and we'll, you know, take it on. Uh, most people don't get to that point. Most people get to the point of me like getting to the restaurant, talking to them, and then being like, okay, this is not gonna work out. But um, but yeah, that's what would be my my goal, my dream thing.

SPEAKER_01 47:22

Well, thank you

Wrap Up Sponsor Thanks And Next Week Tease

SPEAKER_01 47:23

so much for joining us this week at the meat market, and thank you, Ali, for joining us. If you want to snag a date with Ali, go to any of our social media platforms at Meat Market Podcast. And thank you to our sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies. If you want to preserve your wealth and keep more of your own money in your wallet where it belongs, go to Tactical Tax Strategies. We'll see you next week at the Meat Market. Oh my god, I just totally got catfished. He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.

SPEAKER_00 47:46

So I found out the guy that I've been dating is married with kids. His wife just reached out to me.