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Savannah’s Quiet Breakup Story

SPEAKER_00 0:00

So, Savannah, I'm sure you have some more crazy dating stories. Tell us. We know you have them. Some spill of tea.

SPEAKER_02 0:08

Well, I just got out of a relationship. I don't think anyone knew I was in a relationship for the last like eight months.

SPEAKER_00 0:14

Oh wow. And what happened?

SPEAKER_02 0:17

Um, that one was kind of tame. It just didn't, I couldn't say anything bad about him.

SPEAKER_00 0:21

How'd you meet?

SPEAKER_02 0:22

Race horses.

SPEAKER_00 0:23

Okay. Yeah. Did you end it?

SPEAKER_02 0:25

Yeah. A week before my birthday. No.

SPEAKER_00 0:29

He didn't even wait for the present?

SPEAKER_02 0:31

Uh, it just like, I don't know, kind of faded out. So he lives in another country. Oh. And yeah, so he's not here. And then when he would come back, it was like for 24 hours at a time, maybe. Um it just kind of fizzles. Yeah. Like when I blew my radiator on my truck uh and I told him he just responded with, oh no, I'm sorry, that sucks. There was no thing, so I was like, try to fix this for her. So I was like, all right, I'm gonna have to like problem solve by myself anyway. I feel like I'm already kind of by myself. I know we love each other, but I just think that we're doing separate things. And he did say he's always he's a city boy and he's always gonna have to be by a city because of racehorses. And I'm like, I'm gonna try and uh go to like a homestead. Are you gonna help me build that? I don't think so. So I don't know, like what do you do? You can't just like prolong it if it's not working.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

And did he have racehorses in a city or something?

SPEAKER_02 1:45

So he's got like 50 head of racehorses under his in what city? Wow, in Canada. Uh yeah, he's like, yeah, a big deal up there.

SPEAKER_00 1:54

It's kind of a big deal.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Um, and that's the life he always wants to live. Yeah, like horse horses, but still in a city. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

And that's not your thing, huh? You like to be like more of a on a ranch?

SPEAKER_02 2:07

Yes. I already like where I am, I think is already too much in the city. I want to be more secluded. There's too many people there. There's more people coming to Arizona.

SPEAKER_00 2:16

What where are you right now?

SPEAKER_02 2:18

I don't I don't tell people exactly where I am. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:21

But you're in that like the Phoenix metro area, somewhat? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 2:26

Here's a dangerous world out there. Girls gotta be careful. There's so many weirdos. It's the weirdest. There's so many weirdos.

Selling Chaps And Finding Power

SPEAKER_00 2:35

Any crazy OnlyFan stories? Any crazy requests?

SPEAKER_02 2:38

I just sold my chaps, which I miss. Um, and a western outfit to a little sissy boy for like the whole transaction ended up being like $1,800. Wow. Laughing all the way to the bank. I love it. So I am sorry because I did like the chap.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

How much a chaps normally?

SPEAKER_02 3:03

Like a good pair? Well, like good handmade ones, you're probably looking at like from a from like a leather shop, yeah. Yeah, like a a thousand or something. You can get like cheaper versions from like Pakistan and stuff for a few hundred or less.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

But did you have to do anything in them or to them, or just send them to him?

SPEAKER_02 3:24

Yeah. I did do a little video where I had them on and I took it off and I put it in a box and told him what I wanted him to do while he was wearing it. So I've changed a little bit. I used to be like very over the last year, or just recently, because I've decided fuck it. So I used to always be like the submissive personality. And now I'm like, you know what? All these like Dommy mommies and dominatrix figured it out. Why am I not doing that? And also I think it used to be hard for me to like make people some of them, you know, usually they want to like be made to feel bad. Shame, shame, for shame, shame on you. But it was hard for me to make people feel bad. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 4:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:15

And what I guess I don't care.

SPEAKER_00 4:17

But somebody somebody's getting somebody's getting paid to do it. It might as well be you. So what happened? Why did the switch flip?

SPEAKER_02 4:23

I don't really know. The universe gave me a beautiful divine download, and she said, you fucking get on.

SPEAKER_00 4:32

So would you say more requests come in for sub or dom?

SPEAKER_02 4:37

Lately, it's been the sissy boys that want me to like dominate over them.

SPEAKER_01 4:42

There's one that uh wants me to be his giantess, and I'm like, what is it?

SPEAKER_02 4:56

So I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm not much of a great actress. And so I'm like, how do I try and I've got a two? Like what? So what did he want? He wants me to like drop him into condoms and drop him into condoms? Shrink him down and drop him in the condoms. Dad. Why do you put on the little baby voices?

SPEAKER_00 5:30

Mind boggling to me that so many guys want this. They want to be strong.

SPEAKER_02 5:34

And like I'm like, keep going, because I'm gonna get more ideas of what you guys. Yeah, what else do you want? Okay, I'm gonna use this as a script for later for other people.

SPEAKER_01 5:48

I wonder what the psychology behind that is behind wanting to be shrunken down. Did did he want to be shrunken down and eaten? Did he want you to eat him and digest him?

SPEAKER_02 5:57

He wanted me to do what he didn't exactly say that, but he would be like, Yes. Because any, he was like, whatever, like get creative. I'm like, I don't like okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

Well, there you go.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

There's me, your ideas for and then he said there's another idea that out, and I was like, Okay, so that's the route we're going. I think I can figure it out. Interesting.

SPEAKER_00 6:20

That is just so bizarre to me. It is strange, and they get turned on by that. Uh, I guess, yeah, yeah, interesting.

SPEAKER_01 6:28

But they're paying somebody to do it, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:30

Different strokes were different for me.

SPEAKER_01 6:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:32

So no other crazy dates.

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SPEAKER_01 6:36

No, how long have you been single for? How did you well, how did you meet the horse trainer guy? Was it DMs?

SPEAKER_02 6:41

No, he was one of my thoughts.

SPEAKER_01 6:44

He was one of your subscribers.

SPEAKER_02 6:45

Oh, my car horse, but I do veterinary work. Okay. Oh, that's right. Vet tech. Does he have horses here then too? When they race in the fall, yeah. Ah, I see.

SPEAKER_00 6:56

And so he came in with his horses and was that love at first sight?

SPEAKER_02 6:59

I've had a crush on him since he started here. And I've always had a crush on him. So I think either way, I know everyone warned me about like the race horse lifestyle and stuff, but I had to see. Because I always had a crush on him, and I was always going to wonder. Well, good for you.

SPEAKER_00 7:17

It's better to regret the things that you've done than regret the things that you didn't do. So you made the first move.

SPEAKER_02 7:22

Yes, he's like, so how did like how? I tried to be very obvious, but he he's not, he's very he's very simple. He's a very simple guy. He's not complicated, but he's also not assertive. You know what I mean? And he couldn't be taught.

SPEAKER_01 7:43

Well, I guess you said you wanted different things, so maybe it's then if you know it's not gonna work out.

SPEAKER_02 7:51

Yeah, you know, he was just kind of rolled over and I was like, Yeah, we could be friends.

SPEAKER_01 7:53

So I was like, ah, ouch.

SPEAKER_02 7:55

Yeah. But then I think he sent me flowers for my birthday because I got home from work, and there were my landlord had flowers for me. And it didn't say who from, it just said happy, happy birthday monotone. There was no exclamation point or anything. Yeah, it was him for sure. That's for sure his personality, too. Like, and yeah, didn't say who from, but maybe he's just got like a touch of the tism. He's doesn't he is, yeah. Just simple, like he's not he's not malicious, yeah. Like nothing that he's done has got malintent or anything.

SPEAKER_01 8:35

I think he is just like, I just just maybe needs a little social training, maybe, or like so.

SPEAKER_00 8:43

I want to know how so how did you finally hit on him? Like, what did you have to say?

SPEAKER_02 8:48

Um what I think I messaged him on Facebook.

SPEAKER_00 8:53

You found him on Facebook?

SPEAKER_02 8:54

Well, we had been present on Facebook.

SPEAKER_00 8:55

Oh god, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:56

And I was like, you probably already know this, but I have a huge crush on you. And how did he respond? Wow, you are super beautiful. I'd love to take you out or something. Oh, I should probably mention he's a Venezuelan Canadian. So he's from Venezuela, he lives in Canada, he's got the thickest Spanish accent with a hint of Canadian.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

So are you guys sending each other voice notes back and forth? Because your voices are hilarious, and then mixed with his accent coming back. I can imagine.

SPEAKER_02 9:36

I don't know if he knows how to do voices. I had to tell him to get a new phone at one point, because I was like, what are you doing? This thing is like trashed. You don't even have well, the screen projector would be all for naught anyway, because the thing's shattered, like shattered. I mean, you just like black basically. What are you doing? You can't, and how do you touch anything? You're gonna get glass fragments in your fingers. And you just I just like watch him keep dropping. I'm like, please get a new phone. What is happening?

SPEAKER_01 10:05

So he needs he probably needs someone that's more of a mother type. He doesn't cook, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:10

Oh don't need someone.

SPEAKER_02 10:12

I don't think he knows how to cook. He's never gone camping before, he's never shot a gun before. So he does not sound like your type at all. No, he's not. That's what I'm saying. He's very opposite. We're neither of each other's type. So what drew he's very city boy for me. Um, and he does not like tattoos or piercings. What? And you guys did it for how long? Like eight months.

SPEAKER_00 10:36

Wow. Yeah, that's funny. So what drew you to him if he's the opposite of what you everything you love?

SPEAKER_02 10:43

I don't really know. I just feel like every time I look at him, he feels like a sunrise.

SPEAKER_00 10:50

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 10:51

And so I just always every time I would, I just feel always really warm around him. I don't know. And he's a really really beautiful person. Like you can in my line of work, I see a lot, right? Um and in the horse sport world, some things can be a little rough. Um so it's really nice and it stands out when someone is so kind to their horses, and he's very respectful and kind to his horses, and he knows like, you know, that's his livelihood, and he doesn't treat them like they're machines. Um, he treats everyone around him very well, he compensates his workers really well and treats them really well, and so I thought that that like spoke volumes about his character. I think just we're at kind of two different places in life, and also probably esoterically, like I have woken up a lot in like the metaphysical world, and he just has no clue about any of that like stuff. What do you mean? Like energy work and like you know what I mean? Like, so there's I can't I mean I can to a degree talk to him about aliens and monolithic and megalithic structures and past lives and like all the things under that spectrum, and he'll be like, but I don't think he knows really what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 12:22

So I'm like, but he loves the I love it. He's hearing, well, and he's listening probably, but not really understanding or trying to like develop a deeper understanding for it.

SPEAKER_02 12:35

It's not gonna be like a sounding board, it's just gonna be like a board. Yeah. I did tell him that I thought I was an alien on our first date, and he was like, But he still proceeded to date you for me. He made a hardcore that night. He was like, This weird alien blue girl.

SPEAKER_01 12:59

It was great. His curiosity got the best of him.

SPEAKER_02 13:02

Where did he take you on the first date? We went to iPick because he doesn't know. I pick? I picked because he doesn't know. So we went to Cornish Pasty because I freaking love Cornish.

SPEAKER_01 13:14

I like the Cornish Fast. I don't think there's an eye pick here anymore. I think it closed closed.

SPEAKER_00 13:18

Yeah, because I think it was like I was just gonna say he took you to a movie?

SPEAKER_01 13:22

Yeah, it's a movie theater. Oh, it's a it's like a fancy movie theater that has dine-in and like wait, wait, they wait on you and bring you bring you things.

SPEAKER_00 13:31

I did like that when they would come to you.

SPEAKER_01 13:33

I did too.

SPEAKER_00 13:34

You could just sit there and not have to leave and they'd bring you more drinks.

SPEAKER_01 13:36

Uh-huh. I liked it. I missed that. And there was always blankets.

SPEAKER_02 13:39

Yeah, until I'm like eating like barbecue next to people, I'm like, hi.

SPEAKER_00 13:48

That's funny.

SPEAKER_01 13:53

That's so funny. Um, have you dated since? Have you dated anybody since you broke up with

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SPEAKER_01 13:59

him?

SPEAKER_02 13:59

No,

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SPEAKER_02 14:00

I no slept with my ex fuck buddy that is not very nice to me. So that's bad.

SPEAKER_01 14:10

That was your rebound. You've had a bad rebound.

SPEAKER_02 14:13

See an ex-boyfriend? It was like six minutes for me, so it's really easy.

SPEAKER_00 14:18

Yeah. You never get back with him.

SPEAKER_02 14:21

We never dated. Um but he has like okay. He has a big He's all under the guise of like being a Christian, right? Yeah. But then he'll like film porn with me. And then call me a whore. And like tell me that no good guy's gonna want me because I do OnlyFans, but then like he's but then he does OnlyFans with you.

SPEAKER_01 14:50

Does do you does he film for content or no?

SPEAKER_02 14:53

No, he's shot with me like a couple times, but he wants to be compensated. And I'm like, you're not showing your face, you're not like sucking your dick. So wait, he you should be paying me.

SPEAKER_00 15:08

He's participating in this, but yet he's calling you the whore. But he's participating in this.

SPEAKER_02 15:13

I have been have laid in my own squirt mess in his bed where he was telling me these things, and I was like, I'm appalled. I've also he's did the same thing the next morning when I was going down on him, and he took my phone and was watching my porn, my porn of me on my phone, doing the same, like saying the same thing basically, and I'm like, I two plus two is not equally. I'm really confused.

SPEAKER_00 15:46

Wow. I hate to say this, but I feel like sometimes they're like hardcore Christians are the most judgmental.

SPEAKER_02 15:52

Don't they sometimes they can be? I I know because I grew up that way and I renounced my religion at like how old am I now? I think I was age 28. So I'm 34 now. I was teetering for a while, but I completely like renounced it. What six? Do you want to get married and have kids? I don't need kids. You don't need kids, but do you want to get married? Tons of animals. And also I don't think I'd have kids, but I remember I was getting married. I think I would like to get married, but the more I go out with the guys, the more I'm like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 16:28

It seems like you go back to the same guys a lot, or you date guys that you already know a lot. When was the last time you went out with someone new? Like someone that you don't know, someone that you just met, or someone that you just like met randomly.

SPEAKER_02 16:46

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 16:47

Maybe that's what you need to be. Yeah, you need some fresh meat, I think.

SPEAKER_02 16:51

I think you need to stop. You have to like go out and be a person and meet people. I am it's true. You have to go do things when I had to go get my horses back from Montana in October because that ex-boyfriend piece of shit, skydiving dude that abandoned my horses and me. Um, yeah, and they got stuck in Montana because of him piece of shit. Anyway, I had to go back and get them before like the big snowfall. Otherwise, wrote you can't get in there with a horse trailer, get your horses out, and I would not get them till the spring. So I was like, huh. And it was snowing when we were going up there, so it was not good. But anyway, uh, I did get them. I lost my trainers. I thought where I was gonna go over this.

SPEAKER_01 17:39

Um, we were talking about dating new people and getting out of your comfort zone. Did you go on a side quest so that you could ignore my question?

SPEAKER_00 17:47

I have a question. And I'm not gonna- There was a reason, and it'll come back and it'll be like, ha, it's all connected. I'm not gonna name names, but we had a male guest on here that reached out to you when you were talking to him. How did that go?

SPEAKER_01 18:03

I don't remember who it was. Yes, you do. I don't remember, I can't remember right now though.

SPEAKER_00 18:07

Oh, okay. He was one of our first male guests, male guests with a hat. Do you remember the one that she only wears hats?

SPEAKER_01 18:18

No.

SPEAKER_00 18:20

I was probably gonna see this, but the guy that yeah, he only wears hats. Yeah, you heard some things.

SPEAKER_01 18:26

You saw some things. You saw some posts on every day in the same guy. Is it that one?

SPEAKER_00 18:32

Yes. Do you know who I'm talking about? I don't think that's I don't think we ever went out. You did, I don't think you did ever go out.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

I think I was like, I don't like your personality.

SPEAKER_00 18:40

Yeah, I'm bringing this up because we have heard things since and seen things since. So I wanted to see how it went with you guys.

SPEAKER_02 18:46

It was a little douchey on his internet.

SPEAKER_00 18:50

So you guys never did meet up? Good for the best from what we've done. Well, I think we just lost a follower. Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 19:01

Sorry. Don't be able to do that.

SPEAKER_00 19:03

But yeah, so you are ready

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SPEAKER_00 19:04

to settle down. You ultimately you would be happy to settle down.

SPEAKER_02 19:07

If you have to like settle, they still let me go on adventures.

SPEAKER_00 19:13

Would you st would you be okay quitting OnlyFans? Or would you want to still continue that?

SPEAKER_02 19:19

I don't know. That can be a discussion. I'm not gonna I like put it on pause basically for the guy I was just with. Was he uncomfortable with it?

SPEAKER_01 19:29

Or did you do it?

SPEAKER_02 19:30

He was like okay with it, but I can't like do anything with anyone else. But you do typically it's fine if I can do things with you, but then if I can only do solo content, there's only so far I can get.

SPEAKER_00 19:44

Do you so do you do content with other people, other creators that you collab with? Is that typically what you do?

SPEAKER_02 19:50

Or well, I usually had like a live in stunt penis via a boyfriend.

SPEAKER_00 19:58

And you would do stuff with your boyfriend, okay.

SPEAKER_02 20:00

And that's the best, because then you're like I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 20:04

You know your safe, you know your yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:07

But I may have to start finding people help.

SPEAKER_01 20:17

This is your ad anyone like applications now being received. It's funny though, because we had someone on just recently and we've had Dominatrixes on before. Remember, we had that one who was a dominatrix on the side, like that was her job. And so I feel like that is sort of a niche that is a thing, yeah, or that's trending or whatever. So maybe that could just be your because you can do that so because you can do that solo, right? Because you can just like a dog, yeah, exactly. That's true, yeah. Yeah, are you ready for it?

Listener Question On Money And Effort

SPEAKER_01 20:54

I'm ready for it. The keep more minute brought to you by Tactical Tax Strategies. They help you keep more in your wallet. We help you keep more in your relationship. So we have our listener question. Okay. It says, is this fixable or am I just avoiding a hard decision? I've been with my partner for five years, and I'm at a point where I don't know if I'm being too demanding or if I'm staying in something that no longer aligns with what I want out of life. This isn't a situation where we're constantly fighting or fundamentally misaligned. We both don't want kids, we have the same view on a traditional wedding, want similar lifestyles, et cetera. Our biggest issues have been about money and effort. For example, I make more than him and have taken on more of a financial responsibility in the relationship. He currently owes me a significant amount of money. And there have been situations where he agrees to trips knowing he'll likely be unable to afford it and doesn't let me know until after I've booked. For context, we had an agreement that he would let me know in advance if he couldn't afford his share. We each pay for our flights, split Food and drinks evenly, unless it's an expensive dinner, which I usually pick up the check for. And he pays for. My car just did this. Don't do it. Run, run, get out of there. She's like, don't even answer the question. Run.

SPEAKER_02 22:11

You're not being too demanding.

SPEAKER_01 22:13

And you're got a roommate. Right, a partner. Yeah. Um, she said, he pays for 30% of the accommodations as it's usual as I usually want to stay somewhere a little nicer. She said, I think I'm feeling a mismatch in drive and ambition and overall momentum in life. I feel like we're moving at different paces. I genuinely can't tell if this is what a long-term relationship realistically becomes and people work through it via couples therapy and things like that, or if I'm staying because starting over at 36 feels terrifying.

SPEAKER_00 22:46

I think she needs to run. I do.

SPEAKER_01 22:48

I do too. Everything about that. I agree. Right? I agree. There are there are there are other people that you will fundamentally align with. And how old is she? 30?

SPEAKER_00 23:00

If you're 18, okay, maybe, but at our age, like at 36. You're running, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:05

You have half of your life left.

SPEAKER_02 23:07

And you like the more you date people, you're just figuring out what you do and do not like. And you're getting through it quicker. Stop wasting time. Stop wasting time. I agree.

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SPEAKER_02 23:19

I also remembered why I brought up that trip. It was for a reason. Okay, because fucking hey, I tried to make, what was it, hinge or something? I don't know, one of them. I try to make a hinge profile while I'm sitting in the truck going to get my horses. And I was like, I'm gonna find a man while we're like going through Wyoming, and it's gonna be great. I'm gonna find me a mountain man. I think I was on there and I spent a lot a lot of time making those profiles. I deleted it in like five minutes, and I was like, I vowed to never get on a dating app ever again. I'm never gonna do it. Never ever ever happened. It was just, I don't know. I was just bad, all of it, gross. Like what? Like the type of man, the messages you received. I was like, why am I here? Did you get any matches? Yeah, I always and you got some messages. What do they mean messages? But then you have to go almost like oh fuck. And I've gotten pickier, and then anytime I stop on one, and I think I'm like, my friend does this too. If we're like, okay, I'm gonna try and make excuses for like, oh, maybe I could deal with that. No, why? Because there's someone out there that has all the things you want, and then none of the shit that you're trying to mediate for. No. So anyway, I'm just gonna have to meet him out on the horse trail.

SPEAKER_01 24:46

I mean, what pi you didn't put like all OnlyFans pictures, did you?

SPEAKER_02 24:50

No. They're all like me with my horses. See? Yeah. So why are you getting like rude messages? It's all, I don't know. I know it's all kind of lackluster in the beginning, anyway, because you're just new people, like hi, I I I just I don't know. My inner everything in me, my intuition, my inner being, everything. I was like, ugh, gross. I don't like this energy.

SPEAKER_00 25:15

It is kind of force, like, hi there. Yeah, yeah. How's good?

SPEAKER_02 25:20

You'll have to just find me. Good luck.

SPEAKER_00 25:24

That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_01 25:25

I do be wandering too, so that was that was more of what I was getting at. You need to meet new people outside in the wild, not on the apps.

SPEAKER_02 25:36

I just don't go to places that there's people.

SPEAKER_00 25:40

Maybe it works. You'll have so you meet your ex at work.

SPEAKER_02 25:43

I don't usually see people on the horse trail. I did on our last trip, but that was a bunch of kids. Well, and also like how much I was me and my friends were like in tight little outfits or crop tops on my horses, in the middle of a forest in the middle of nowhere, just sitting there, or just smoking a joint. And uh I was like, guess what I brought donuts. So these kids are that are like dying off this trail, some of our back is a lot of them, a lot of them are and you're sitting there eating donuts. That is that was the funniest moment of my life. And we just like they're taking pictures, we're just like, we're just not also I'm high at this point, so I'm like, oh my god.

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SPEAKER_02 26:40

But yeah, those are the people I usually see.

SPEAKER_01 26:42

It's true. It's true because how much also do you trust a random man that you meet out on the trail with nowhere? Like be like you are a murderer, exactly. Like you are a murderer, sir. Like, why are you here? Are you hiding a body? What is going on?

SPEAKER_02 26:58

Probably, probably is probably a bunch of freaking weirdos and people camping, and because usually I'm like those places I'm out camping with my horses. Um, that's a great place to kill people.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

Well, and didn't that just happen? Didn't didn't that just happen recently around here somewhere? Like yes, people were camping and someone just like walked up. Yes, a couple was camping and someone just like walked up and shot and killed them.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

Yeah, like guess what, buddy? I'm armed. And they there was no rhyme or reason, just random. I think it was just random, right? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 27:32

Because if you're like, yeah, I just kind of want to dip my toe and being a serial killer. I just really want to try it out, but I just caught because I know all these people around me.

SPEAKER_00 27:44

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 27:45

I don't know anyone out here. How can I be, how realistically can you be connected? Yeah, it was crazy. Don't give anyone out ideas.

SPEAKER_00 27:54

Cut it out. Everybody cut it out.

News Story On Prostitution And Exploitation

SPEAKER_00 27:56

So I saw on Fox 10 news that Scottsdale man that was arrested in connection with prostitution involving his girlfriend. Did you guys read that story? So a man in Scottsdale is accused of letting his girlfriend work as a prostitute, and the girlfriend told police she worked as a prostitute because he hadn't had a steady job in years. So Scottsdale police arrested 41 Bryce McCallum on multiple felony charges, including pandering and maintaining a house of prostitution. Court documents show his girlfriend told police she engaged in commercial sex at their condo to pay for rent and his drug habits. The woman involved is cooperating with detectives in the ongoing investigation. He was arrested in August and is facing multiple charges. Police say he was not aware of his girlfriend, sorry, he was not only aware of his girlfriend having sex with men for money in their condo near 68th in Camelback, but that he allegedly benefited from it financially. Police say their human exploitation and trafficking unit began their investigation after linking online commercial sex ads to the couple's condo. Investigators set up extensive surveillance documenting multiple men going in and out of the condo while McCallum would wait elsewhere in the complex. One of those men, when questioned, told investigators he paid $300 for sex with McCallan's girlfriend, who he found online. And according to court documents, the girlfriend told police that he hadn't had a steady job in four years and that she worked as a prostitute to pay his rent and for their lifestyle and for his methamphetanol habit.

SPEAKER_03 29:23

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 29:25

She said McCallum didn't force her to do the work, but it's it was the only way that they could afford to pay for everything. He's now facing felony charges. What the fuck? Would you let a guy make you do that to pay his rent and for his drug charges? And what the hell?

SPEAKER_02 29:39

I just said I don't want kids.

SPEAKER_01 29:42

That's like right where the arm's crazy rentals are. I wonder if that's where they were running it out of.

SPEAKER_00 29:46

But and it's like and I see that like someone paid $300. Like, I'd be offended. Like, that's how much you think it's worth.

SPEAKER_01 29:54

Wait, sex for $300?

SPEAKER_00 29:55

$300?

SPEAKER_02 29:56

That's it. You can take me out to dinner for $300, but that's it. Right.

SPEAKER_00 30:01

That's nothing.

SPEAKER_02 30:02

I feel like cheap.

SPEAKER_00 30:06

Right? Isn't that cheap AS? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:10

Girl, what the hell?

SPEAKER_00 30:12

Right.

SPEAKER_02 30:14

If you're gonna do it, at least like do it right.

Pumpkin Spice Myths And Favorites

SPEAKER_00 30:19

I also so I heard on the news um that they were listing, oh my god, the four chains that don't use real pumpkin in their pumpkin spice lattes. Who thought they actually used real pumpkin in pumpkin space? I think it was just syrup. Me too.

SPEAKER_02 30:35

That's what I would not think any of them did unless it was like a small little local grocery or like an organic place.

SPEAKER_00 30:41

So they were like, Krispy Kreme doesn't use real pumpkin. Surprise, surprise. Dunkin' Donuts doesn't, Dutch Brothers doesn't, Circle K doesn't. You know, there's one place that does. And I will say it does have the best pumpkin spice lattes. Starbucks. They actually use real pumpkin in there. Pumpkin spice lattes. Right? I usually don't. And I've tried them at every place.

SPEAKER_02 31:02

Do I do turn into a little white girl?

SPEAKER_00 31:04

Right.

SPEAKER_02 31:05

Shh, I'm not one.

SPEAKER_00 31:07

So the ones from Starbucks, they're like creamier and like they're so good. Because that real pumpkin. I don't know if that's what it is, but it is superior to the others.

SPEAKER_02 31:16

I have had, I think my the best martini I've ever had in my freaking life was like a pumpkin pie martini, and it had like thick, like pumpkin puree. And oh my god, it's the best thing I've ever had. It was better than any sex I've ever had. All of the bags.

SPEAKER_01 31:33

Yeah, you all failed. I wish I liked pumpkin because it's everything. Like everything is pumpkin. It's seasonal. Like whenever you go anywhere and they're like, oh, we have a rotating seasonal, whatever. I love it. It's always pumpkin. And I just don't like it.

SPEAKER_02 31:49

Pumpkin tortilla chips, oh, from Trader Joe's. So good. Weird. Yeah. What is it? Pumpkin tortilla chips. I mean, I eat them with like salsa and stuff and like burrito bowls, and I think it tastes better than regular corn tortilla chips. Do they have the pie spice though? Or is it just pumpkin? Just pumpkin.

SPEAKER_01 32:08

Because I maybe would like it. It's the spices that are in pumpkin pie spice. They're just like pumpkin. Like because I like like sweet potatoes. Right. You know what I mean? And I like squash. Yeah. I just don't like the spice of pumpkin spice. So if something's pumpkin without the spice. Well, you should get it.

SPEAKER_00 32:24

There was some joke, and I completely forget how it went, but it was something like what do rednecks do in the fall when they're bored? They pumpkin.

SPEAKER_03 32:31

Wait.

SPEAKER_00 32:32

Pumpkin. I told the joke completely wrong, but it was something like pumpkin.

Celebrity Couples And Pete Davidson Puzzle

SPEAKER_00 32:39

Now it's time for the celebrity couple marinating the juices of the celebrities. Um, do you how do you guys feel about Kendall Jenner and Jacob Ballordi? Do you know them?

unknown 32:48

Kendall Jenner.

SPEAKER_00 32:49

Jacob Alordi? I really do love him. He was in the kissing booth. He was in Frankenstein. He's like up and coming. The tall he was in Saltburn. Did you see Saltburn? The good-looking tall guy. Ooh, he is salty.

SPEAKER_01 32:59

Saltburn. That was the one with the bathtub scene, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, yes. I know about the scene. I did not watch it, but I do remember the scene.

SPEAKER_00 33:07

Explicitly. Didn't he walk around naked at the end with his schlong hanging? I think so.

SPEAKER_03 33:13

Woo!

SPEAKER_00 33:14

But yeah, so he um he's now dating Kendall Jenner, and I guess they're getting pretty serious. He's met the whole Kardashian clan.

SPEAKER_01 33:20

And okay. I'm more interested in the Lewis Hamilton Kim Kardashian relationship because I think I originally thought they were an odd couple a little bit, but then I think that they like understand each other.

SPEAKER_00 33:37

They seem to be getting on pretty well and they've been together for a while.

SPEAKER_01 33:40

Yeah. Yeah. Because he also dated Kendall.

SPEAKER_00 33:44

Wait, what? That's weird. Kind of is weird. I don't know if I could. I don't know if I could do that. Date someone that my sister. That's weird.

SPEAKER_01 33:50

Yeah, he dated Kendall. So he was around the family years ago.

SPEAKER_00 33:54

Huh. Interesting. Yeah. But like you read like Travis Barker's now married to Courtney Kardashian, but I guess in his prior days, before he met any of them, he had the biggest crush on Kim. Like it was well known that he had a crush on Kim Kardashian. Now he's dating his sister. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 34:07

Yeah, but they didn't they don't date.

SPEAKER_00 34:09

That's true. Way different. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:12

Because I don't think you've been with my sisters.

SPEAKER_01 34:14

Yeah, I think dating two of the sisters is weird. I think it's weird. I like it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:19

So I do have questions about Pete Davidson. Why cannot he maintain a relationship? He's dated so many beautiful women, but he like dates them for like two or three months. All these beautiful women. Like, I mean, I could name so many.

SPEAKER_01 34:34

But also, but also none of them really have anything bad to say about them, from what I know, right? Have you ever heard anyone say anything bad about Pete Davidson?

SPEAKER_00 34:42

No, I haven't, but why can't he keep a girl?

SPEAKER_01 34:44

So maybe he just does maybe he's just a commitment vote. Yeah, he's also saying maybe he just doesn't want to commit. He is getting too serious. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:51

But he has been very vocal about being bipolar and having like mental health issues.

SPEAKER_02 34:55

Well then it's probably and so because the minute you you start feeling like you're locked in, you can feel like you're yeah trapped.

SPEAKER_00 35:02

And then he dated that model and he had a baby with her recently. And like he he admits he's messed up because he lost his father in 9-11. He was one of the firefighters, and he admits that that kind of messed him up. And I thought that, oh, he's gonna have a baby now. Maybe that's gonna, maybe this will work. But I guess they got separated and just makes me sad. Because I like him.

SPEAKER_01 35:21

Yeah, I do too. And that's why I say I feel like there's nobody ever has anything bad to say about him. Yeah, he seems like such a good guy. The joke is always that he's just got a huge dick. Right.

SPEAKER_00 35:31

Because he really isn't that attractive, is he? Like, and you're like, how does he get like Cindy Crawford's daughter?

SPEAKER_01 35:37

In like a sickly in in like a funny, sickly way. Yeah, and he's funny. He's supposed to be funny, right? Which I feel like humor, sense of humor goes a long way. I think he's funny on like on SNL.

SPEAKER_00 35:47

If I was single, I'd go on a date with him. Would you?

SPEAKER_01 35:49

I think so. Yeah, would you?

SPEAKER_00 35:51

If you're out there, Pete Davidson, I will. I do. Call her. That's funny.

Rapid Fire Deal Breakers

SPEAKER_00 36:02

Now it's time to get to know you with Zoya, sponsored by Zoeya, your neighborhood yogurt. Rapid fire questions. Are these deal breakers? Yes or no? Make sure you split the bill on the first date.

SPEAKER_02 36:10

Fuck them. Like not in a good way. Like get him out of there.

SPEAKER_00 36:15

Still follows their ex on Instagram.

SPEAKER_02 36:18

That's kind of a gray area.

SPEAKER_00 36:20

What if they're still friends with their ex in real life?

SPEAKER_02 36:23

It's also a gray area.

SPEAKER_00 36:24

Yeah. So you could do it depending on the situation.

SPEAKER_02 36:27

I've done it. Yeah. I wasn't always happy about it. But I'm told we should just no. No mass. Is what my friends say. And then there's gonna be like, well, yeah, no. Why? Boundaries.

SPEAKER_00 36:42

What if they're a bad tipper? Is that a deal breaker?

SPEAKER_02 36:44

If what?

SPEAKER_00 36:44

They're a bad tipper?

SPEAKER_02 36:46

Yes, because why are you a dick?

SPEAKER_00 36:48

Has no social media.

SPEAKER_02 36:51

That's good.

SPEAKER_00 36:52

Where should someone not take you on a first date?

SPEAKER_02 36:54

I don't know. Oh, golfing, girls. Golfing, really? I hate golf.

SPEAKER_00 36:59

Why?

SPEAKER_02 37:00

It's so boring. Disappointing. Does she look like does she look like a girl that golfs?

SPEAKER_00 37:05

That would be a deal. I think that sounds so boring to me. But I feel like we've recently had a lot of girls in here that like golfing.

SPEAKER_01 37:10

I'd actually like to see you put on a golf skirt and just like go like do a round, just like to fuck around and just see their reactions of me there.

SPEAKER_02 37:20

They'd be like, shut her up. Get her out. There is a disturbance on whole the cops would show up. 69.

SPEAKER_01 37:30

Like there is no pole 69. You're like, there is now. Get her out of here.

SPEAKER_00 37:36

I'll let you get a pole in one or two.

SPEAKER_02 37:40

Actually, we should do this. This does sound fun.

SPEAKER_01 37:43

I think the side quest sounds really fun. Okay. I do like that. That would be fun. I'll bring my meta glasses.

SPEAKER_00 37:50

Is watching porn considered cheating?

SPEAKER_02 37:52

No.

SPEAKER_00 37:53

Before you're intimate, is it appropriate to ask your date how many people they've been with?

SPEAKER_02 37:58

I just think that I just hate that question because I think it's stupid.

SPEAKER_00 38:01

But I agree. Is it acceptable?

SPEAKER_02 38:03

It holds any merit.

SPEAKER_00 38:04

Is it acceptable to have sex on a first date?

SPEAKER_02 38:06

I'm gonna say yes so I feel better about myself.

SPEAKER_00 38:12

Um do you have a secret talent that not many people know of? Or a secret that you don't tell many people about yourself?

SPEAKER_02 38:18

No, I just let the world know that I eat sticks of butter.

SPEAKER_00 38:21

So you eat sticks of butter?

SPEAKER_02 38:23

I did just let the world know on Instagram the other day. Oh, I love butter. I'll just sit there and just chop up butter and eat it. Really? Like straight? Oh yeah, I go through like a half to a full stick of butter a day. I didn't eat. What was the what was the feedback on a post like that? Everyone told me I was alone and no one else likes butter, no one eats it like that. I was like, Oh. And because at the end I was like, there's nothing wrong with me. And they all prayed on that and they said, There is something wrong with you.

SPEAKER_01 38:51

Oh my god. What do you mean? I have a butter deficiency. That's what's wrong.

SPEAKER_02 38:58

Do you think I have any talents?

SPEAKER_00 39:00

No. In one sentence, why should someone date you? And one last question. What is your favorite sexual position and why?

SPEAKER_02 39:17

Missionary if we're in love because I want to look you in the fing eyes. Other than that, you can get behind me or something. I don't care. I don't want to see you. Against the wall! Pick me up and put me against the wall, please. Cause I like that's why I like big guys. And that's why I could never be your giantess. I want to be against the wall. I don't want to be dropped in the condom though. How tall are you? I'm two. Five and a half. I think. Can you date a short king? I don't know. No. If you have done it before. If you're strong and muscular, and can we put you up against the wall, maybe? I can't feel like I'm already kind of a little masculine. I can't feel like I'm the man. Okay. So you gotta figure that out for yourself. But I cannot feel like I'm the man. And my voice is already a little deep there.

SPEAKER_00 40:04

So what's your age range?

SPEAKER_02 40:06

Well, usually I go for older.

SPEAKER_00 40:08

So could you date a 50-year-old?

SPEAKER_02 40:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:10

What about the short king that we had on? Who's 50? Because he's into horses and western. Seriously.

SPEAKER_01 40:16

And he's manly. And he was a jiggle. Not a jiggle. He was a dancer. He was a go-go dancer in his day.

SPEAKER_00 40:24

Interesting. And he's funny. He is funny. And he will treat you well. He's a gentleman. We'll have to chat about this.

Closing And How To Connect

SPEAKER_00 40:31

Do you have any other questions? No. Thank you so much for joining us this week at the meat market. And thank you so much, Savannah. If you want to snag a date with Savannah, go to any of our meat market pages at Meat Market Podcast. And thank you to our sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies. If you want to preserve your wealth and keep more of your own money in your pocket, go to Tactical Tax Strategies. We'll see you next week at the Meat Market.